My Little Revengeance

Armstrong POV:

"The fuck just happened; first I'm fighting Jack and the next thing I know he's gone". I thought.

I decided that I would keep my guard up just in case Jack tries something funny, I'll fucking break him in two and once he's out of the way I'll still be able to execute my plan.

I lit up a cigar just for the nice feeling of nicotine and all the other shitty things that'll supposedly kill you.

"God bless America for these death sticks". I thought.

"I wonder how long it'll take me to finally get elected, with Jack gone nothing will stand in my way". I thought.

Suddenly the Metal Gear Excelsus started shaking and a big explosion followed, I was sent flying and suddenly that same thing that appeared underneath Jack appeared underneath me as well.

"The fuck is this shit? I'm not gonna get sucked in that thing I'm"-

But it was too late I got sucked into that fucking thing and everything went black, the only thing I could think was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Ten minutes later near the changeling hive.......

I awoke with a slight headache. "Damn what the fuck happened?” I thought.

I got up and took a look at my surroundings, everything was colorful, I appeared to be near a forest. "Fucking great if there's one woman I don't like it's that bitch Mother Nature". I thought.

I was interrupted from my thoughts by two unfamiliar voices.

"Why does the Queen make us guard the hive, I mean it's not like someling has ever noticed the hive in the first place and if they did, they would think twice before trying to attack let alone even get near the hive". One said.

"I guess you're right but ever since the failed attack on Canterlot the queen has been acting differently and there is the fact that we're running low on love as well, I kinda feel bad for the queen, knowing that your subjects are starving and there's nothing you can do about it". The other replied.

"I guess butt still why let us guard the hive?” The other asked.

"You just don't like morning-shifts". The other replied.

"What the fuck are they talking about it? Queen? Hive? What are they some kind of insect-lovers? Let’s get a better view of what I'm dealing with". I thought.

''CRACK''.

"Fuck you've gotta be kidding me, seriously why did there have to be a branch in front of me". I thought.

"Did you hear that?” One asked.

"You heard nothing you little shit". I thought.

I quickly ran into the forest and hid behind a nearby tree, I know what you’re thinking why would I  senator  Steven Armstrong hide? Well let’s just say that for some reason I was feeling very weak, like all my power was drained from my body, it appeared that the Nanomachines in my body stopped reacting, you know when my skin was hardened and I could easily block all of Jack’s attacks, I was now just like a normal human being, because there was no form of power I would not be able to power up my nanomachines to the point where I could easily block anything, but still I could still pack a punch without em.

I sat there considering what my best options would be.

"Maybe I should just say hello, come on they speak English so I guess I’m in a part of The States or something or maybe their part of another military group". I thought.

"Come on let’s check it out". The other said.

"Are you sure that’s a good idea? It was probably our imagination". The other replied.

"That’s right I’m just a figment of your imagination". I thought.

Don’t get me wrong, I could easily just take these two guys out with my bare fucking hands but I need to find out where I was, should I go and ask for help and make peace with them? Nah that’s not gonna happen I’m not a goddamn hippie.

I was interrupted from my thoughts as I heard the voices coming closer.

"I’m not sure if that’s a good idea". One said.

"Come on; are you scared of the big bad monster?”The other replied mockingly.

"Buck you". The other replied.

Shit these guys are closing in, well looks like I have to act as the nice senator again…..Which I fucking hate to do.

I decided to just go to those two guys and ask if they could help me, surely they know who I am…..Right?

I walked out of my little hiding spot and two the two guys who were talking, when I got closer I saw something that I couldn’t comprehend, there were two…..Things standing in front of me, they were black, they appeared to walk on four legs and they had wings and horns!?

"What the fuck kind of drugs am I on?” I thought.

"W-W-W-What i-i-is that thing?” The one on the right asked.

I "don’t know Bolt, what the buck do we do?” The on the left asked

"What the fuck are you?” I asked.

"It t-talks". The one on the left said.

"I-I-I-I---". The one on the right stuttered.

"Ughh what the fuck am I supposed to do now? Talk those these things? “I thought.

"Quit shivering and answer the goddamn questions I’m about to ask". I said in a sharp tone.

They both stopped shivering and looked at me, I swear if these two had pants they would have crapped themselves twice.

"Let’s start with an easy one, what are your names?” I asked.

"M-My n-name is Bolt".  The one on the right replied.

"A-And m-my n-name is W-Wingbreaker". The one on the left replied.

"The fuck kind of names is that?” I thought.

"Alright than, my name is Steven Armstrong but you can address me as Senator Armstrong or sir, you got that?” I asked.

They both nodded furiously, probably because they were scared shitless.

"Alright now tell me what the fuck are you?” I asked.

"Were c-changelings, if I may ask what are you?” Wingbreaker asked.

"Changelings? What the fuck, I would just call em Mother Nature’s trash but whatever. " I thought.

"I’m a human, homo-sapien to be precise". I replied.

You might be thinking, why am I not super confused by this, well it’s because I simply don’t give a shit, I just wanna go back to where I came from and get elected for president and finally achieve my goal.

"Next question where the fuck am I?” I asked.

"You’re in Equestria where did y-you think you are?” Bolt replied

"In what part of Earth is Equestria?” I asked.

"Earth? No you’re not on this Earth I mean you are standing on Earth but no you’re on the planet Equus". Bolt replied.

"What the fuck are you talking about are you saying that I’m on a different planet!?” I asked getting angry.

"Y-Yes, well I don’t know, I mean I’ve never seen anything like you before so I simply don’t know but I think I know someling who does". Wingbreaker replied.

"Who?” I asked

"Our queen Chrysalis, she might know how you got here". Wingbreaker replied.

"Take me to her than"! I said.

"W-What we can’t possibly take you to our queen, who knows what you might do to her". Bolt said.

"You better take me to her before I go and find her for myself". I growled.

"Psst Bolt". Wingbreaker whispered.

"What?” Bolt replied.

"What if I go and get the queen and you stay here and keep the human busy". Wingbreaker said.

"Wait what!? Why do i have to keep him busy? “Bolt replied

"Because I can fly faster than you". Wingbreaker replied.

"You know I can still hear you right?” I asked.

They both flinched and looked at me.

"Ehm if you don’t mind sir I will go and get our queen, she would be happy to speak with you". Wingbreaker said

"Yeah whatever just make sure I don’t have to wait long". I replied.

"Alright I’ll be back in a minute". Wingbreaker replied.

With that said Wingbreaker took off and flew away, leaving me with Bolt.

"The fuck are you looking at?” I asked.

"N-Nothing". Bolt replied.

I waited for the queen to arrive, while I was waiting Bolt bombarded me with questions like" What are you or Are all Humans as big as you? “I hated it, what I wouldn’t do to pick this little shit up, break his horn of and shove it up his ass…..But I needed to get out of here, wherever here was.

"Oh look over there; it’s the queen and Wingbreaker". Bolt said.

I looked towards where Bolt pointed and I saw something I wish I never saw. I saw a big fucking changeling, with dark green hair with a mix of blue; she had holes in her legs just like Bolts and she had wings, big fucking wings.

After a few seconds the queen and Wingbreaker landed in front of me, I was eying the queen and she was doing the same to me.

"What in Faust’s name are you?” She asked.

"I could ask you the same thing but I think I already know". I said.

"Well my name is queen Chrysalis and what is your name creature?” Chrysalis asked.

"The name’s Armstrong, Steven Armstrong". I replied.

"Well than mister Armstrong I believe my changelings also told you that I am their queen". Chrysalis said.

"Yes they did". I replied.

"Well?” She asked.

"Well what?” I replied.

"Aren’t you going to bow for me?” Chrysalis asked.

"Why should I, you’re not my royalty so just fuck the formalities and let’s get down to business". I replied.

"How dare you! I shall make you regret those words". Chrysalis shouted.

"What are you gonna do missy? Poke my eye out? “I asked.

"I'll burn you to a pile of ashes". Chrysalis replied.

"Bring it"! I replied.

Silence fell and we both eyed each other, Chrysalis was the first to break the silence and she shot a green bolt at me, the bolt hit me but it didn’t hurt, no it felt good really good, it was like all my power was coming back!

"Is that the best you got? If so you have got to try harder". I replied mockingly.

"I shall rip you apart". Chrysalis shouted.

She shot four more bolts of what I assumed was some kind of energy at me, I simply let it hit me and I felt myself growing stronger and stronger.

"What is it with you, why are you not down yet!?” Chrysalis asked clearly confused.

"Come on girl hit me with your best shot"! I shouted.

"My queen do you need help!?” Bolt shouted while a green aura started to cover his horn.

"No he is mine stay back; I will use all of my power on him"! Chrysalis replied.

"As you wish my queen". Bolt replied nervously.

"You will not see the end of this day"! Chrysalis shouted.

"We’ll see about that". I replied with a smug grin.

Chrysalis looked at me, a fire burning in her eyes, her horn started to glow and I could clearly see that she was powering up.

"That’s it hit me with your most powerful shot, so that I can show you what nanomachies can do with a man like me. I thought.

It was strange though, how was she able to power-up my nanomachies, normally only man-made machines would be able to do that, but does it even matter. Ha! This bitch doesn’t even know what’s gonna hit her. I thought.

"This ends now"! Chrysalis shouted.

"Come on"! I replid.

After that she unleashed all the energy and hit me straight in the chest, a big explosion followed and I was sent flying backwards until I crashed into a tree, breaking it in half because of the amount of pressure of my impact.

"My queen are you alright?” Bolt asked.

"I am fine my changeling; see I told you this creature was no match for me and---AAAAAH"!

A black hand hit Chrysalis in her stomach and sent her flying backwards.

"Queen Chrysalis"! Wingbreaker shouted.

"What happened what is………Oh no, how is this possible, what in sweet Faust’s name are you!?” Bolt asked terrified.

I looked down at Bolt and started to laugh.

"Hahahahahaha , that was your best shot? Ha my grandma hits harder than you and she’s been dead for four years! I replied laughing.

"Wha-wha-what happened what is *Gasp* h-h-h-how are you still a-a-a-alive t-this i-is n-not possible". Chrysalis said.

"Nanomachines girl"! I replied.

"Wha?” Chrysalis asked.

I walked towards Chrysalis only to be stopped by Bolt and Wingbreaker.

"Don’t you dare hurt our queen"! They said in union.

I simply picked them up by their horns and started squeezing them.

"AAAAAAH"! They screamed.

"You two messed with the wrong man, you’re lucky I’m in a good mood so I’m gonna give you another chance and that count for you to miss"! I said.

I let go of their horns and they fell on the ground with a light *thud*.

"Now can we talk business or what?” I asked.

They all nodded.

"Good now, take me to that hive of yours, I hope you have some food because I’m starving". I said.

They all nodded again and got up.

"Please follow u-us". Bolt said.

I nodded and walked alongside them.

"How long is this gonna take?” I asked.

"Half an hour on hoof". Bolt replied still shaken about the whole thing.

Fuck was the only thing that crossed my mind.

Canterlot, eight hours later after Armstrong’s arrival……….

Location: Luna’s chambers.

Raiden POV:

"Ehm surprise?” I said.

Luna looked at me in horror before she started to scream in that loud voice again.

"WHAT ARE THOU DOING IN OUR CHAMBERS?! GUARDS"! Luna screamed.

Not a moment later the guard came rushing in.

"You called your majesty!?” The guard asked.

"YES WOULD THOU MIND TELLING US HOW THE HUMAN WAS ABLE TO SNEAK PAST THOU AND INTO OUR PRIVATE QUARTERS!?” Luna asked.

"Princess t-the Human had permission to go into your chambers". The guard replied.

"BY WHO!?” Luna asked.

"By your sister". The guard replied.

"Tia?” Luna asked, her voice becoming a normal volume again.

"Y-Yes y-your m-majesty". The guard replied.

"THAN I WILL SPEAK TO OUR SISTER ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW"! Luna said, turning on the volume again.

"NO WAIT"! I shouted.

Luna looked at me confused and blinked a few times before speaking up.

"WHAT IS IT HUMAN!?” Luna asked.

"First, lower the volume please and second your sister princess Celestia sent me here to talk to you, apparently she says that you are frightened of me, that I did something terrible to you". I said.

Luna looked at me and then looked at the guard.

"Is this true?” Luna asked.

"Y-Yes y-your majesty". The guard replied.

"Very well then, if my sister insists, guard please leave us, this is a private matter". Luna said.

"Yes your majesty"! The guard replied.

The guard did as he was told and left the room leaving a very confused me and a very frightened Luna in the room.

"So……Nice room you got here". I said trying to lighten the mood.

"Thank thee Raiden tis acceptable". She replied with shaken voice.

I looked at Luna and I could see tears forming in her eyes.

Suddenly she started sobbing and eventually crying.

"Oh this is just great first I made princess Celestia cry and now Luna. This.Is.Just.Great". I thought.

I decided to do the same thing I did to Celestia, so I wrapped my arm around her neck heck it worked with her so why wouldn’t it work with Luan, I hoped that she would calm down but instead she jumped away from me and accidently giving me an upper-cut.

"Damnit why is it always the chin!?” I thought.

"Oh my We are so sorry Raiden". She said while still crying.

"It’s a-alright, Luna come here for a sec". I replied.

She looked at me before standing walking over and standing front of me.

"Listen Luna, I don’t know what happened to you but I’m terribly sorry if I hurt you, I didn’t mean to do that, I hope you can forgive me. Why won’t we start over again? “I asked.

Luna looked at me for a few seconds and then started to cry again.

"We*sob* w-were *sob* s-so *sob* scared". She said.

Damn she was really scared, she couldn’t even carry her own weight because the next thing I know she broke down and fell on the ground with a *thud* before bawling her eyes out.

I considered my options and I thought to myself, "What do I do know? Should I hug her again and risk another upper-cut or should I just let her cry and see if she gets any better? "

"No, she needs someone and that someone is apparently me, here we go again with hugging royalty again". I thought.

I gently picked her up and she laid her head over my shoulder I gave her a friendly hug and made small circles around her back, this was something that calmed Rose down as well when she was……………..No I can’t think of that now. I thought.

Luna’s crying eventually changed in light sniffles and sobs.

"Hey it’s alright I’m not gonna hurt you I promise". I said while comforting her.

"*sob* does thou *sniffle* mean *sob* that?” Luna asked.

"Yes I do, now why won’t we get up and talk a little bit?” I asked.

I wanted to get up only to be pushed down by Luna.

"Could we stay like this for a while, thou art very warm and our room is……Cold". She said while blushing, at least I thought she was blushing.

"Ehmm, sure?” I said confused.

I could not believe what was happening here I was, a cyborg, a killing machine, comforting a pony princess who I just met.

Minutes pasted, well at least I hoped it were minutes because it felt like hours, don’t get me wrong I didn’t dislike hugging princess Luna, I mean she was surprisingly warm and her fur was very soft, well I my face was the only thing that could feel her fur because the rest of my body was covered in armor but still it was very warm and surprisingly comfortable.

"Ehm Luna not to be rude but----".

I was interrupted by a light snore and heavy breathing; it appeared that Luna the princess of the Night had fallen asleep in my arms. Well if I wouldn’t know any better I would think that I was in Beauty and the Beast………Me being the beast of course. I thought.

I carefully picked her up and placed her I her bed, I pulled the covers over her and looked at her. There she was the princess of the Night, the one who was frightened of me (at least that’s what Celestia told me) sleeping peacefully in her bed.

"Well I guess we’ll have to talk about what happened in my dream another time". I thought.

I walked towards the door and opened it, I looked back in the room I smiled.

"Sleep tight princess". I said

I went outside and closed the door, I looked at the guard and he looked at me.

"Didn’t you here all the commotion inside?” I asked.

"What commotion? I didn’t hear a thing. " He replied confused.

"Strange". I muttered.

"Please follow me sir, princess Celestia requests your presence at once". The guard said.

"Alright lead the way". I replied.

And with that we walked towards the throne room and I could only think of one thing

"Was it just me or was Luna blushing back there?”