How an Actual Human Vs. EQUESTRIA War Would REALLY Go
"With the fight they put up, we'll win in 3 days" the Brass said. "Maximum Casualty rate is less than 1 in 1000". They were wrong. We won, but it sure as hell wasn't 5 minutes.
After reading How an Actual Human Vs Pony War Would Go by honestAJ4president, I couldn't help but notice how… inaccurate the story was. Sure, ponies don't stand a chance against Earth's militaries… On Earth.
But what if:
After Celestia's unwise and disastrous invasion of Earth, the U.N. decides to retaliate and take the fight to Equus. After preparing a 100 million strong army, divisions begin to pour through the Portal into Equestria. It's going to be an easy fight, right? Those ponies have no advanced weapons, no armor, no aircraft. The U.N. forces alone have more soldiers than Equestria has ponies. It's gonna be a Pubstomp…
Or is it?
Unofficial Sequel/Retake on How an Actual Human Vs Pony War Would Go. Some events have changed (obviously no nuke followed the Equestrian retreat) and I am writing this story from what I see as a more "balanced" view of things. The humans win, but I am certainly not writing a Pro-Human Fic here.
2606 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:
- Prologue: Failure 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC457
- Part 1: Dance Suckas, Dance 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC2149