Rainbow is Royally screwed

I am screwed. I am screwed and its all Twilight Sparkles fault. Well okay its my fault for opening my big mouth but Twi sure as hay did not help. Why did she have to go and tell Celestia about this? I was woken up bright and early this morning to the sound of guards pulling me in for questioning in front of the rulers of Equestria. When I asked what the buck this was about they just said "Princess Twilight said you would know"

And I did. Alright I was a bit frisky that evening and I might of had a little too much Cider. So I may of bragged that not only could I make Twi writhe in pleasure, I could have all of the Alicorn Princesses be a quivering spent mess on the floor without breaking a sweat. Twi (who was just as drunk as me by the way) laughs and says "Oh really, Celestia would love to hear that one"

And then I was like "Go on and tell her, she would probably give me some important position or somethin after I got through with her..."

Yeah okay I am an idiot, I get it. Bucking Ciders gonna be the death of me. So here I am groggier than an Ursa Major mid hibernation and with a light hangover to boot in front of the most important ponies in all Equestria.

Well... buck me sideways...

"Good morning Rainbow Dash..." Celestia said with her usual warm voice. Something about the way she was eyeing me was nerve racking though. Cadence and Twilight were snickering and Luna waved akwardly

"Greetings Dash, Self proclaimed warrior of the bedsheets!" Came the booming voice of the dark Alicorn. Mirth filled the other three Alicorns eyes at Luna's serious delivery. I think I actually used that line last night.

Dear Celestia I am a dork when I am drunk

"Princess Twilight brings word of your deeds throughout the whole of Equestria! How Pony and Griffin alike were utterly slayed by your prowess and endurance! You put forth the challenge that even the combined efforts of the royal Alicorn Princesses would not be enough to drain your limitless stores of sexual energy..."

Oh my gosh I am gonna get sent to the moon. I am going to be forever known as the mare who said she could bang the royals senseless and was banished for it. There is going to be a stained glass window of my dumbflank getting shot out of a cannon never to be seen again. Kids are gonna see it centuries later and be like "Mommy whats that one about" and the mom is gonna be like "Oh that one is about  a filly fooler who didn't keep her mouth shut" "Wow she sounds like a dodo, right mama?" "That she was dear..."

I was so lost in thought I had missed the rest of Lunas speech and Twilght was getting my attention.

"Don't worry Dash you aren't in too much Trouble" Twilight said with a beaming

"Well I dont know about that." Celestia said as she sauntered down to me. Holy Tartarus the princess was Tall... and curvy... with those bucking sultry eyes that are staring into my soul as she gets to where I am.

"Its not often I have such a challenge presented to me"

Crap I am boned. She is just staring at me with that powerfully flowing mane and sweet smelling body. I feel like a filly next to this goddess...and its kind of a turning me on

"Princess..." I started before she put a royal hoof over my mouth.

"We accept your challenge Rainbow Dash..."

The guards left and closed the heavy doors behind them leaving me alone with Four Alicorn Princesses with devilish grins.

Help... me

To be continued...