Spike is older now, and to many single ponies out there, considerably more handsome, and several are more than eager to try and give him a chance at a date. However, the dragon has a problem unlike any he's encountered before. In fact, it's unlike anything Twilight has encountered before.

She takes it upon herself to find a solution.

Many thanks to my proofreaders/editors, beirirangu, Mr101 and Sidain for all their hard work whipping this into shape.