My Little Pony is Love, My Little Pony is Life

by Rekter

Rating: mature
Tags: Sonata Dusk, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Rainbow Dash, Aria Blaze, Sex, Comedy, Adagio Dazzle, Random
Length: 473

This story depicts of a teenager essentially living every bronies dream

This story tells of how a normal teenager dedicates his life to the foundations of My Little Pony. Along the way he encounters Rainbow Dash which, in this story, has a god like persona and acts as the teenager's guiding spirit and protector. The teenager will have many vendetta with miscreants and evil doers, but in the end the teenager will go home with a sore anus filled with liquefied rainbow goodness.

Published 2015-05-09 05:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-09 05:20:01 UTC

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My Little Pony is Love, My Little Pony is Life

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When I was only 10, I loved My Little Pony so much I had all the merchandise. I would pray to all the ponies according to what day it was, today was Rainbow Dash. I was knelling in front of my Rainbow Dash Alter saying my usual prays. "Rainbow Dash is certainly the best flyer in all of Equestria, No pony and or creature can surpass her level of awesomeness, I hope my Alter pleases you Rainbow Dash" and as always before I would end my prays I would say, " My Little Pony is Love, My Little Pony is Live." But today, my dad over hears me praying to Rainbow Dash and walks into my room. He calls me a gay faggot, slaps me, and tells me to go to bed. I'm lying down now, crying whilst I endure the pain on my countenance. Suddenly in the blink of an eye, the room fills with the sensational odor of skittles, rainbows, and a little bit of what seems to be what would be the smell of swag if swag had a smell. I quickly turn my body to look out in front of me, it's Rainbow Dash. My eyes widen at her presence, I'm left speechless. She trots over to my side of the bed where my face is at, and whispers in my ear, " We're getting 20% cooler" She jumps on top of me and turns me over with her hoofs. I'm now lying on my abdomen, I raise my backside for Rainbow Dash and, spread my anus for her. "Celestia please forgive me" she says before thrusting her rainbow Snickers Bar into me. It hurts for the first couple of minutes, but I'd do anything to pleasure my favorite pony. My dad is awakened by the sounds of Rainbow Dash and me. As my dad rushes into my room Rainbow Dash fills me with her liquefied rainbow, "it feels amazing" I think. My dad stands there in awe at the presence of Rainbow Dash, she turns to face my Dad while still on top of me, and says " Don't worry I'm just your friendly neighborhood Rainbow Dash, we were just getting 20% cooler, but it's all pony now." She jumps off of me and nods to my dad. With the flap of her wings she goes airborne and winks to me right before she sonic rainbooms out my window.

My Little Pony is Life... My Little Pony is Love...It's all pony now... But it's never pony... Now what if i told you... That you are Me... Stay thirsty my Friends..﻿