Vinyl's Lick

When Vinyl had heard Octavia scream her name from down the block, she knew she was in trouble. She couldn’t figure out why she would be. Now that she put her mind to it, Vinyl hints to Octavia about having sexual encounters with other ponies all the time, so it shouldn’t really be a big deal.

Even if it was about that, she has no clue what to do. She is stuck here licking a tree. It’s actually a really old tree. It has been here since she can remember. She recalls day reading books and listening to music under this tree. As one memory entered her brain she realized something. I have always wanted to lick this tree.

The memory she had was a welcomed one. Vinyl was still a small filly, barely able to read, let alone write. She had just found out that she absolutely loves music. She had just checked out one of her favorite books from the library and picked up a new CD that her parents gave her bits for. When she had gotten home she packed her little bag and grabbed her headphones. Vinyl walked out to this very tree and sat down. She took her book out and put her headphones on, leaving one side off so she could hear around her.

As she was reading, another filly came over and sat by her. She was grey with a yellow mane. The biggest thing she noticed about this grey filly was her eyes, they never looked straight. One was always pointing down and the other one was always pointing up.

“Hi,” the filly introduced herself, “I’m Derpy Hooves. What’s your name?”

“My name is Vinyl Scratch.” Vinyl said a little shyly.

“Oh what a unique name. My name is Derpy.” Derpy frowned “That is the worst name ever.” she raised her hooves towards the sky in a little rage fit. “What are you doing here, under the tree?”

“I...I am reading.” Vinyl replied.

“Oh.” Derpy put on a sad face. “I can’t read.”

“What, but why?”

“My eyes. they go all which way and that. So i can never focus enough to read a full sentence.”

Vinyl had never heard about a pony who could lack reading. She, herself would feel lost if she couldn’t read. She felt she had to do something. “Um, Derpy?”

“Yes.”

“Do you want to listen to me read my book? I just started, and I have only read the first two lines. I could restart if you want me to.”

Derpy’s eyes went straight for a moment. She was so happy and elated that a pony was willing to pay attention to her. Nopony ever did. She was lonely. But This pony didn’t even shy away at the sight of her eyes like most ponies do. When her eyes went straight, she saw that the pony in front of her was so beautiful, and such a brilliant white that she wasn’t going to let a friendship be lost. “Umm. Yes I would like that.”

Derpy got up and went and laid next to Vinyl. she listened and listened till it was time for her to go.

“Well it’s time for me to go home. Umm, would you mind if we do this again tomorrow? It was really fun to do this.”

Vinyl looked at the grey filly. “Yea, I wouldn’t mind.”

Derpy was so excited to have a real friend. that she hopped around the tree then licked it. “Well I need to get home now.” With that she galloped away towards her house.

That was the day that Derpy and Vinyl had met and started their friendship which has lasted till this day. Now Vinyl remembers why she had always wanted to lick this tree. It was significant to her. It had been something she dreamt about. Like it was a thing that she wanted to do for Derpy and it was just for them. Something that they can talk about and laugh at while nopony else has a clue what they were talking about.

Vinyl blushed at the memory of making her first friend. And just like that she ran off and started licking other things. Rainbow dash who had been commencing crowd control for the sake of Vinyl saw her bolt towards Sugar Cube Corner.

Vinyl had stopped in front of Sugar Cube Corner where the purple candy cane looking pole stuck out of the ground, and started licking it. Wow, it does taste like sugar. Just like Pinkie Pie said.

“I know it does. I always say that.” Pinkie Pie came from nowhere and started licking the pole with Vinyl.

Rainbow Dash had caught up with Vinyl. “Wait, Pinkie didn’t I just tell you to go get Twilight?”

“Yup. I told her to meet us at Sugar Cube Corner.”

“What why did you tell her to meet us here, and how did you already do it?” Rainbow asked.

“We can’t explain what Pinkie does Rainbow, It’s Pinkie.” The alicorn Twilight Sparkle popped by Rainbow by ways of teleporting. Rainbow jumped at the pop of the Teleport.

“I guess you're right.”

“Well what’s up? Why am I here?” Twilight looked over. “Oh.”

“Vinyl has the weirdest licky licking problem of licking,” Pinkie said.

Twilight looked weirded out. “You mean Vinyl has been going around licking random things? Wow, I thought this town couldn’t get any weirder than having Pinkie live here.” Twilight chuckled.

“Hey, what’s that suppose to mean?” Pinkie asked.

“Oh, nothing Pinkie.” Twilight thought of a split second plan. “We need to go back to Vinyl’s Place.” With that Twilight teleported all four of them to Vinyl’s house.

Octavia was just about to arrive at the shop when they teleported. “Oh pony phooey”

“Hurry up and close all the doors and windows before Vinyl splits.” Vinyl was already running around licking things that she hadn’t yet licked. A bowl, another book case, and the couch.

When Vinyl ran by the couch, she knocked over the package that had started this mess. The toad was still in it and fell out when it got knocked.

“Whoa, whats that?” Twilight asked

“The toad? Well tha-” Rainbow Dash was cut off.

“No that.” Twilight pointed to a darkened spot on the floor.

Rainbow blushed “that was nothing just a little,” (Awesome) “mishap that had happened.”

Twilight laughed, “It finally happened. I knew it would one day.” Twilight fell on her butt laughing.

“Twilight!” Vinyl shouted when she was able to, snapping Twilight out of her laughing.

“Okay so why is Vinyl licking everything?” Twilight asked.

Rainbow Dash was trying to catch the toad that jumped away from it’s box. “We don’t know. Vinyl went lick crazy after she was licked by this toad.” Rainbow jumped on the toad and finally caught it. She held it up for Twilight to see.

“Oh my,” Twilight said. “That’s a White and Yellow Desire Toad.”

“A who-a-whatie?” Pinkie asked

“A White and Yellow Desire Toad.” Rainbow looked at Twilight like what the heck. “When this toad licks it’s victim, the pony who gets licked goes after her most inner and secret desires till she accomplishes them all. Though I am not sure how someone had gotten a hold of one. They live in a cave that is guarded by royal troops in Canterlot. No one is allowed in, even the princesses for a lot of dark creatures live there.”

“Well who would want to send this to Vinyl. I mean, come on, everypony loves Vinyl.” Rainbow said blushing.

“You’re right Rainbow, that’s why I don’t understand either.” Twilight sighed. “The only way for Vinyl to stop is for her to accomplish all her inner most secret desires, and nopony knows them so whatever she does we have to be prepared for.”

“Well there is one pony who Vinyl trusts more than anypony,” Rainbow said.

“Is it Octavia?” Pinkie asked. “How about Fluttershy. No, ok then-”

Rainbow went into the kitchen and grabbed a muffin and shoved it in Pinkie’s mouth. “No, it’s Derpy Hooves. She has been Vinyl’s best friend even before I knew her.”

While the others were talking, Vinyl was able to get a little control of herself and stop her running around and just sat in a random place on the floor. She stopped licking things, or at least things in the house to lick, and that was what was able to give her the little bit of control. But now her mind was running.

This is all caused by her deepest innermost secrets. Well she had a lot. One of them was surfacing and it was one she hadn’t had in awhile. Not since Twilight had first gotten her wings. She thought that the new alicorn was very beautiful, and had caught her attention as quick as a good tune. She had dreams of sexual encounters with the alicorn, and since there were only four alicorns in all of equestria and knowing twilight, she wondered if there was any difference having sex with one then it would be with a regular pegasus, unicorn, or earth pony. Vinyl had let her mind go too far on thinking about this. And with Octavia not here it made it so much easier. But oh will I get punished by her when she gets the chance? Vinyl Thought.

She tried to stay put, fighting with all her might, but her inner desires had won. She bolted for the purple alicorn so fast that she ran over Rainbow trying to put the toad in a better sanctuary for her. Pinkie’s Pinkie Sense popped up and she moved out of the way. Vinyl tackled Twilight, pinning her to the ground like she did Rainbow. Twilight tried to teleport but her magic wasn’t working.

“Vinyl. Please tell me you are kidding.” Twilight told Vinyl. She shook her head. Twilight blushed at the thought of this pony dominating her. Pinkie started laughing.

“Who would have thought Vinyl wanted to fuck Twilight? I wish I had a camera.” Pinkie said in joy.

“Well Vinyl, I can say I have dreamt of this as well. So give it your best shot, I bet you can’t beat Apple Jack’s track record.” Saliva dripped off Vinyl’s mouth.

“Who said Vinyl was the only one who thought of this.” Unbeknownst to Vinyl and Twilight, Rainbow has always wanted a threesome with them.

Twilight replied to Rainbow Dash with: “The more the merrier, the wetter and better!”