The New Journey

by CrypticCalamity

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Human, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 1742

John and Ronan two friends are ripped from war, their universe to equestria from a spell that brought them to this weird and wacky place

John and Ronan two fifteen year olds put into war they have to fight survive and win until they are brought to equestria trying to live in peace for once… But its not as easy as it sounds

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-20 22:20:55 UTC

I think im going insane

"GO, now you need to get back and safe! I screamed." No I'm not leaving a friend behind".

"You go when I tell yo- WATCH OUT!...

I woke up screaming and looked around it was a dream thank goodness.

I grabbed my pillow and started to groan into it... this isn't my pillow it has 'flowers' on it.

Wait I pulled the pillow away and looked around, wait I felt my stomach a hole in my jacket but no tear in my stomach, dafuq.

I looked up and seen a weird room a window I couldn't really see out of a little bookshelf with a language I cannot read.

Wait where 'am' I. I stood up and felt weird and a numbness in my legs and fell."Fuck!" Shit... "I think its awake, Spike" said a feminine voice and who is spike. I heard very loud footsteps walking up the stairs. Shit, shit on a stick I jumped up and got in the bed. Please don't notice me, please. She came up I had my head under the blanket, shoot not awake, well it did have a big injury. She walked away. Okay I get my weapons find Ronan and get the fuck out of hear.

I silently slipped across the room and looked in a chest, jackpot I had my brass knuckles in my pocket. I got my weapons and put them on their loops and held my machete. I had silent shoes so I probably won't be heard. I poked my head downstairs and saw a... pony? And a reptile were they animals or am I insane. Probably the second one. The reptile was a purple and green 'thing' and didn't look that dangerous but the pony I was half shitting my pants about, she I'm guessing was a lavander colour and had violet colored eyes her hair or mane was a darker shade but the pink stripe. I think she had a tattoo on her ass and it was a six pointed star with little stars around it. And the horn on her forehead it could probably kill me. See I seen them talk and that feminine voice came from the pony, and the reptile was talking too. And I have equinophobia and if you don't know what that means its a fear of, horses. She said something about an experiment. FUCK NO.

So I shit it when she looked at me and grinned I think I actually was about to shit myself. She went for the stairs and I ran to the other room. Bathroom, fuck yes. I locked the door and sat on the toilet seat hoping she might get bored. She called " hello, are you in there". "No" I called back "where am I, and where's Ronan? She sounded happy I was responding "you are in Ponyville in Equestria." "That's fucktarded where am I" she sounded a bit hurt at that. "And where's Ronan" I said back getting pissed. "The other one... ran away" I thought so. "Can you come out now so we can talk?" I said back just as pissed "no". Alright idea I slowly unlocked the door so she couldn't hear it and kicked it open. I sprinted for the stairs, but the lizard had to get in the way I fell down the stairs and was in a 'lot' of pain but I still ran.

I ran out the door and ran their were ponies everywhere, their was an orange pony with a trio of apples as a tattoo and a cyan colored mare with rainbow colored hair and tail and her tattoo was a cloud shooting a rainbow bolt out of it I stopped when I seen wings on the rainbow mare, then the orange made seen me and pulled out a lasso from... somewhere and I seen a red ribbon on her tail. And if you don't know what that means it means its a kicker. I ran so fast I probably left a dust cloud, I looked over my shoulder and seen them chasing me.

She got the lasso close so I grabbed it and cut it and pulled my machete out and stood before them. The orange made was glaring at me and so was the skittles pony. The lavander pony came up behind them and said "what are you two doing" they kept their eyes on me and skittles said "catching this ape". Her voice was tomboyish and that made me mad. I was losing it and the unicorn said its OK. "No it FUCKING isn't where's Ronan!" I screamed. The other two were amazed by me talking. "Just come back and we will talk" share said trying to calm me down. "No get Ronan or you get your wings and horn cut off". They looked appalled but the orange one looked ready to kill me. "Twi we should just let AJ at him" skittles said. "No we won't, will you come back with me". I gave her a simple answer "no Ronan, no me. Then she said "if we help you find your mate will you go with Twilight" AJ said. "Do I look fucking homo!" I screamed. "Oh" AJ said. "You sure your not gay" skittles said walking over to me with a raised eyebrow. I had the machete put away by now and Twilight scolded "Rainbow!" I smacked her ass and just went "dat ass" she blushed and walked back. Ha AJ wanted to beat me I could tell. "And yes, but finding Ronan first" they nodded, with skittles still red and I don't mean her face.

We were searching for awhile and me not being anyway near them. Until AJ said "Fluttershy might know". "Who's Fluttershy?" I asked and what a silly name. "She's one of our friends and loves animals, so she could have mistaken him for a creature" Twilight explained. Skittles mumbled " they are creatures" I said "do you want another booty smack" " if ya do I'll buck ya ta next week" AJ warned. I shut up straight away. Suddenly I was attacked by a blur of pinkness. I screamed freaking out and fell backwards and hit my head cursing only to be muffled by the warm furry pinkness. It hopped off and appeared to be a pony. It was bright pink with a slightly darker mane with bright blue eyes kind of like mine. And then in one breath she said "HI! My name is pinkie pie what are you? Will you be my friend? And maybe I should make you a welcome to ponyville party". She is 'too' hyper she then said " c'mon" and started dragging me with her hoof because logic. I was grabbed by a purplish aura and I shit a brick. "Pinkie we need him for questioning" she looked sad until to my horror "can I come". I don't like this one. When we were passing over a bridge there was a little cottage and had some animals around. "This is Fluttershys house?" I asked. "Yep" AJ answered simply. I walked to the door and knocked.no answer. Again no answer. Fuck this I kicked it in and walked in and nearly tripped I looked down and saw a hogtied Ronan. I laughed and slapped him on the face. He was shouting "fuck you let me go". And in came a yellow pony with wings pink hair and a trio of butterfly's as a ass tattoo. She looked at me and beamed then she seen the other three and her soft eyes fell upon Ronan. She smiled sheepishly and saw my weapons and gulped. She was carrying soup and I noticed that Ronan had a gash on his forehead.

"Dammit Ronan"...

prologue

Me and Ronan are going to Dublin and he wants to get explosives and we have our day off.

I used to like the feeling of my weapons on me, but since the war... I just didn't want to.

I have my dagger on the left hand side on my hip and a one-handed Axe on the other side, on the back of my belt I have a tomahawk and slung over my back, my favorite, my machete.

Ronan has some weapons like his kukeri and throwing knifes but I won't get into that.

"So what else are we doing up in Dublin Ronan" I asked casually.

"Whatever we want its our day off" Ronan stated.

We were nearing the train station, huh I remember when all eight of us would go on these trips.

Thinking about 'them' brang tears to my eyes I always did this to my self.

I wouldn't do much on my days off normally but this is me and Ronans day off we need to loosen up.

When we reached the train station Ronan payed for a private cart and we went on in.

We sat down across from each other and talked for a bit, then I remembered "Ronan you know a lot of Dublin could be dangerous, and we should be very careful about here" I said cautiously.

"Don't be gettin' your knickers in a twist, John" he said patting my head.

I noticed he brought a good load of knifes with him, he had his kukeri over his back dagger at the waist two loads of throwing knifes and a tomahawk, man. We also both had brass knuckles. And I had a knife sharpener.

I looked at my clothes I had my army vest on army boots and pants, so did Ronan.

We talked for a little while longer until the train chucked hard and me and Ronan chucked with it.

I blacked out a for a bit and woke up in a pool of blood. I have been stabbed and this was no match.

There was a tear in my stomach and vest. I tried speaking but blood pooled out.

I looked to Ronan and somehow his left forearm was ripped off. That looked sore.

He was fading into the darkness and he was holding his severed forearm. Why Ronan he fucking face palmed with his torn off forearm.

I lay there for what felt like an eternity and was losing to much blood to survive.

I slowly slipped into the darkness. Any other way of dying an honorable death but this slow and painful.

But this was not the end... This was just the beginning.