101 reasons why you shouldn't be a princess

Reason 1 - No privacy

There is a few positive sides about being a princess, but when it comes to public events; you get no privacy or peace at all. This reminds me when my friends and I went to Rainbow Falls for the Pony's trade day.

I had arrived off the train to Rainbow Falls thinking that it was going to be nice and quiet. As we were walking into the grounds of the trade day, I was talking to Applejack about why there is always a princess at the trade day. This year it was my turn, it was Princess Cadence last year, and I don't even know who it was the year before.

But because the only rule was that a trade could only be fair if both ponies got what they wanted, sometimes it doesn't go as planned.

I didn't want to sit in the Royal Overlooking box the whole day, so I brought some books that I didn't need anymore to trade away. Pinkie Pie stuck around with me because she wasn't into trading like other ponies at Rainbow Falls.

Pinkie saw that no-pony was coming over to trade for my books, so she wanted to make that happen. She grabbed a hat, moustache and bow tie and began shouting out to all the ponies about my 'special, one-of-a-kind princess books that Princess Celestia had sent me to learn good things on how to be a princess' books.

Ponies had started to gather round to get a look in and see what Pinkie Pie was going on about. I though she had it going well, until she said:

"And didn't ya know that these a Princess Twilight's books?"

That, was not the best thing in the world to say when you're crowed round by a bunch of ponies holding flowerpots, lamps and all sorts of unwanted junk.

Tons of ponies began pushing forward to come and see me, but the only solution is to run and hide sometimes. So I ran to the royal box and closed the door so no-pony could get in. But when I though that the coast was clear, I opened the door and they all just spilled in, wanting to either talk to me, be my friend or get my autograph.

That's what happens when you get no privacy, that's one thing you'd have to bet used to girls. Do you understand?

"Yes Twilight,"