Twilight slowly reads a bookby Michael HudsonChaptersChapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Chapter 10Chapter 11Chapter 12Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 15Chapter 16Chapter 17Chapter 18Chapter 19Chapter 20Chapter 21Chapter 22Chapter 23Chapter 24Chapter 25Chapter 26Chapter 27Chapter 28Chapter 29Chapter 30Chapter 31Chapter 32Chapter 34Chapter 35Chapter 36Chapter 37Chapter 38Chapter 39Chapter 40Chapter 41Chapter 42Chapter 43Chapter 44Chapter 45Chapter 46Chapter 47Chapter 49Chapter 50Chapter 51Chapter 52Chapter 53Chapter 54Chapter 55Chapter 56Chapter 57Chapter 58Chapter 59Chapter 60Chapter 61Chapter 62Chapter 64Chapter 65Chapter 66Chapter 67Chapter 68Chapter 69Chapter 70Chapter 71Chapter 72Chapter 73Chapter 74Chapter 75Chapter 76Chapter 77Chapter 78Chapter 79Chapter 80Chapter 81Chapter 82Chapter 83Chapter 84Chapter 85Chapter 86Chapter 87Chapter 88Chapter 89Chapter 90Chapter 91Chapter 92Chapter 93Chapter 94Chapter 95Chapter 96Chapter 97Chapter 99Chapter 100Chapter 101Chapter 102Chapter 103Chapter 104Chapter 105Chapter 106Chapter 107Chapter 108Chapter 109Chapter 110Chapter 111Chapter 112Chapter 113Chapter 114Chapter 115Chapter 116Chapter 117Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 33Chapter 48Chapter 63Chapter 98Chapter 4She opened the book and her eyes scanned the page. Chapter 5Page after page passed and her eyelids grew heavy as the hours sinked by. Chapter 6Hour after hour, page after page, the time passed unbearably slowly for the tired alicorn. Chapter 7She yawned and spent a moment looking down at her small, scaled assistant. Chapter 8He had been able to go to bed when she had wanted, only shortly after having received her book. Chapter 9Now she sat here, wanting to sleep but being unable. Chapter 10Thus she continued. Chapter 11On and on the book continued, reciting pointless fact after pointless fact. Chapter 12At least facts I have already read a hundred million times before. Chapter 13She sighed and turned the page. Chapter 14And the next page. Chapter 15And the next page. Chapter 16Suddenly, she turned the page. Chapter 17Twilight facebooked the book and pushed it to the side. Chapter 18She wanted to rest, and maybe she could afford just a moment or two. Chapter 19A simple few moments… Chapter 20Grumble. Chapter 21“Damnit!” Chapter 22Twilight immediately moved off of her bed and swiftly trotted down the stairs, each hoof resounding within the dark treehouse. Chapter 23Her horn glowed bright to illuminate the nice wooden furniture. Chapter 24She went into her kitchen and licked her lips when her eyes happened upon some cake from a party with Pinkie earlier that night. Chapter 25Now if only it hadn’t left me so drained. Chapter 26She picked it up and bit into her lip. Chapter 27Twilight had had so much to eat earlier that day, and this could upset the peculiar balance of her normal dietary system. Chapter 28She shrugged and slammed a hoof into the counter to flip the cake into the air. Chapter 29She opened her mouth wide, her jaw stretching to its absolute maximum and chomping down on the moist chocolate cake. Chapter 30Twilight shuddered in almost ecstasy as she savored the flavor. Chapter 31Her saliva mixed with the glorious pastry and melted it in almost a minute. Chapter 32More like 54 seconds, but I suppose close enough. Chapter 34With her snack devoured, Twilight slowly trotted up the stairs. Chapter 35She had given herself enough of a break and now had to get back to her book. Chapter 36Her extremely boring, annoying, aggravating, book. Chapter 37She opened the book and a small pain in her head told her that her superior intellect to most was already to the point of rejecting such dreck. Chapter 38She shook her head furiously and continued to read, against her minds warnings. Chapter 39On and on she read, never ending the sheer torture she had been assigned. Chapter 40The horror of the book knew no rest. Chapter 41Well it did know rest, or perhaps not. Chapter 42I mean the horrors never began in the first place. Chapter 43It would have been so much better if it had horror. Chapter 44Or plot. Chapter 45Or anything of interest, especially seeing as I am being forced to read this! Chapter 46“Argh!” Chapter 47Spike jumped as Twilight let out her raucous and rough scream into the heavens. Chapter 49Spike curled back up, his short tail wrapping around the small body. Chapter 50Unfortunately, because of his annoyance, the shovel shaped end slapped into his eye. Chapter 51“Ow.” Chapter 52“Don’t hurt yourself Spike. Only one of us should be in agony tonight.” Chapter 53Twilight curled herself back up tighter. Chapter 54She was cold at this point and the cacophony outside was driving her insane. Chapter 55She glared at the world outside, cursing the fact that she could not control and force the elements under her control. Chapter 56Yet at least. Chapter 57Yet. Chapter 58So onwards she read. Chapter 59Page by page by page by page. Chapter 60Wait. Chapter 61Sorry, Twilight was swatting at a lady bug that had landed on her bed. Chapter 62Now she continues to read page by page by page by page. Chapter 64“Someone just end this already. Chapter 65Please?” Chapter 66Twilight moved to push the book away. Chapter 67It had no use to her and Celestia must have known that. Chapter 68However, this page was titled "Necromancy and all of its wondrous uses!”. Chapter 69Twilight’s eyes lit up at the mention of new magic and leaned in close. Chapter 70The veins in her eyes could be seen as she almost pressed her face back into it. Chapter 71The page read, Necromancy is merely a filly’s tale meant to scare little ponies. Chapter 72All unicorns who study it are stupid, and therefore, seeing as you are probably begging this to be of even the slightest interest, you are stupid. Chapter 73Continue reading please for our four thousand word description of paint drying for five minutes. Chapter 74We will continue to explain this process as it dries for nine hours. Chapter 75Twilight’s eyes twitched. Chapter 76Twitched again. Chapter 77Rage burrowed deep within the mare now grew, growing more powerful by the moment. Chapter 78She had had enough. Chapter 79This book now mocked her and would pay for the transgression. Chapter 80Her mind flashed a thousand different ideas from banishment to being forced to be put into the Apple family toilet. Chapter 81Which was an outhouse. Chapter 82However, she decided that the classic approach to book destruction would be best. Chapter 83She threw the book into the air, her eyes glowing bright white. Chapter 84Magic filled the room and Spike was rudely awaken as Twilight hovered in the air. Chapter 85More and more power grew in the tree. Chapter 86It threatened to break the house, wrend it from its roots and destroy the poor house. Chapter 87Finally, the spell was cast. Chapter 88The book lit on fire, burned up in five seconds, and then the ashes quickly disappeared. Chapter 89She had done it. Chapter 90She had destroyed the book. Chapter 91The book was the bane of her existence, and she had destroyed it. Chapter 92Burned it to ashes. Chapter 93Murdered literature. Chapter 94She smiled at having murdered the terrible book. Chapter 95It was horrible. Chapter 96No good. Chapter 97Very bad, even. Chapter 99But no, the book had to be murdered so that nopony would have to suffer what she went through. Chapter 100Twilight let out a content sigh, and curled up in her bed. Chapter 101She was asleep very quickly, a content smile on her face. Chapter 102Her dreams were filled by the only dreams that a mare in her predicament could have. Chapter 103The only type of dream that anyone in this predicament could have. Chapter 104She dreamed a dream, of that there was no doubt. Chapter 105However, the dream of millions of facts and books, being punched, doused, and then burned as high as the sky (or her when she has the extra bits) was beautiful. Chapter 106However, then the problem came. Chapter 107Facts pushed the glory out. Chapter 108Boring mundane facts. Chapter 109About what? Chapter 110Only the most horrible, frightening, boring thing ever. Chapter 111So there she sat in her dream, thinking only about how paint may have dried for nine hours. Chapter 112Twilight woke up screaming. Chapter 113She couldn’t take it, she had to know. Chapter 114It would haunt her until she died. Chapter 115The bookstore manager was glad to see her, but not so glad as every book was ripped from its shelving. Chapter 116Finally, she had it back in her possession, and she was going to READ IT! Chapter 117And there she sat, for hours, reading about how paint dried. Chapter 1It was a dark stormy night with winds as powerful as tanks knocking against the treehouse of the ever infamous and highly regarded Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle. Chapter 2She was just laying down on her wondrous sheets and wearing her normal silk pajamas. Chapter 3She had reading to do, and though the book did not look interesting, Princess Celestia had assigned it so she had to read it. Chapter 33She thanked her messy style of eating as she licked her lavender muzzle, enjoying each sweet morsel of sweet frosting. Chapter 48“Jeez Twilight, with a scream like that, you might just pierce the heavens or something.” Chapter 63She stopped as she got to the next chapter, needing to shake her head to try to clear the pain building behind her eyes. Chapter 98She almost wished she hadn’t burned the book so that she could repeatedly punch it over and over for being so miserable to her.
Chapter 8He had been able to go to bed when she had wanted, only shortly after having received her book.
Chapter 22Twilight immediately moved off of her bed and swiftly trotted down the stairs, each hoof resounding within the dark treehouse.
Chapter 24She went into her kitchen and licked her lips when her eyes happened upon some cake from a party with Pinkie earlier that night.
Chapter 27Twilight had had so much to eat earlier that day, and this could upset the peculiar balance of her normal dietary system.
Chapter 29She opened her mouth wide, her jaw stretching to its absolute maximum and chomping down on the moist chocolate cake.
Chapter 37She opened the book and a small pain in her head told her that her superior intellect to most was already to the point of rejecting such dreck.
Chapter 55She glared at the world outside, cursing the fact that she could not control and force the elements under her control.
Chapter 72All unicorns who study it are stupid, and therefore, seeing as you are probably begging this to be of even the slightest interest, you are stupid.
Chapter 73Continue reading please for our four thousand word description of paint drying for five minutes.
Chapter 80Her mind flashed a thousand different ideas from banishment to being forced to be put into the Apple family toilet.
Chapter 99But no, the book had to be murdered so that nopony would have to suffer what she went through.
Chapter 105However, the dream of millions of facts and books, being punched, doused, and then burned as high as the sky (or her when she has the extra bits) was beautiful.
Chapter 111So there she sat in her dream, thinking only about how paint may have dried for nine hours.
Chapter 115The bookstore manager was glad to see her, but not so glad as every book was ripped from its shelving.
Chapter 1It was a dark stormy night with winds as powerful as tanks knocking against the treehouse of the ever infamous and highly regarded Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle.
Chapter 3She had reading to do, and though the book did not look interesting, Princess Celestia had assigned it so she had to read it.
Chapter 33She thanked her messy style of eating as she licked her lavender muzzle, enjoying each sweet morsel of sweet frosting.
Chapter 63She stopped as she got to the next chapter, needing to shake her head to try to clear the pain building behind her eyes.
Chapter 98She almost wished she hadn’t burned the book so that she could repeatedly punch it over and over for being so miserable to her.
