Chapters Twilight slowly reads a book
She opened the book and her eyes scanned the page.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Page after page passed and her eyelids grew heavy as the hours sinked by.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Hour after hour, page after page, the time passed unbearably slowly for the tired alicorn.
Twilight slowly reads a book
She yawned and spent a moment looking down at her small, scaled assistant.
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He had been able to go to bed when she had wanted, only shortly after having received her book.
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Now she sat here, wanting to sleep but being unable.
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Thus she continued.
Twilight slowly reads a book
On and on the book continued, reciting pointless fact after pointless fact.
Twilight slowly reads a book
At least facts I have already read a hundred million times before.
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She sighed and turned the page.
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And the next page.
Twilight slowly reads a book
And the next page.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Suddenly, she turned the page.
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Twilight facebooked the book and pushed it to the side.
Twilight slowly reads a book
She wanted to rest, and maybe she could afford just a moment or two.
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A simple few moments…
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Grumble.
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“Damnit!”
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Twilight immediately moved off of her bed and swiftly trotted down the stairs, each hoof resounding within the dark treehouse.
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Her horn glowed bright to illuminate the nice wooden furniture.
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She went into her kitchen and licked her lips when her eyes happened upon some cake from a party with Pinkie earlier that night.
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Now if only it hadn’t left me so drained.
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She picked it up and bit into her lip.
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Twilight had had so much to eat earlier that day, and this could upset the peculiar balance of her normal dietary system.
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She shrugged and slammed a hoof into the counter to flip the cake into the air.
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She opened her mouth wide, her jaw stretching to its absolute maximum and chomping down on the moist chocolate cake.
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Twilight shuddered in almost ecstasy as she savored the flavor.
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Her saliva mixed with the glorious pastry and melted it in almost a minute.
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More like 54 seconds, but I suppose close enough.
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With her snack devoured, Twilight slowly trotted up the stairs.
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She had given herself enough of a break and now had to get back to her book.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Her extremely boring, annoying, aggravating, book.
Twilight slowly reads a book
She opened the book and a small pain in her head told her that her superior intellect to most was already to the point of rejecting such dreck.
Twilight slowly reads a book
She shook her head furiously and continued to read, against her minds warnings.
Twilight slowly reads a book
On and on she read, never ending the sheer torture she had been assigned.
Twilight slowly reads a book
The horror of the book knew no rest.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Well it did know rest, or perhaps not.
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I mean the horrors never began in the first place.
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It would have been so much better if it had horror.
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Or plot.
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Or anything of interest, especially seeing as I am being forced to read this!
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“Argh!”
Twilight slowly reads a book
Spike jumped as Twilight let out her raucous and rough scream into the heavens.
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Spike curled back up, his short tail wrapping around the small body.
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Unfortunately, because of his annoyance, the shovel shaped end slapped into his eye.
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“Ow.”
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“Don’t hurt yourself Spike. Only one of us should be in agony tonight.”
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Twilight curled herself back up tighter.
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She was cold at this point and the cacophony outside was driving her insane.
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She glared at the world outside, cursing the fact that she could not control and force the elements under her control.
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Yet at least.
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Yet.
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So onwards she read.
Twilight slowly reads a book
Page by page by page by page.
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Wait.
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Sorry, Twilight was swatting at a lady bug that had landed on her bed.
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Now she continues to read page by page by page by page.
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“Someone just end this already.
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Please?”
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Twilight moved to push the book away.
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It had no use to her and Celestia must have known that.
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However, this page was titled "Necromancy and all of its wondrous uses!”.
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Twilight’s eyes lit up at the mention of new magic and leaned in close.
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The veins in her eyes could be seen as she almost pressed her face back into it.
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The page read, Necromancy is merely a filly’s tale meant to scare little ponies.
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All unicorns who study it are stupid, and therefore, seeing as you are probably begging this to be of even the slightest interest, you are stupid.
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Continue reading please for our four thousand word description of paint drying for five minutes.
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We will continue to explain this process as it dries for nine hours.
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Twilight’s eyes twitched.
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Twitched again.
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Rage burrowed deep within the mare now grew, growing more powerful by the moment.
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She had had enough.
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This book now mocked her and would pay for the transgression.
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Her mind flashed a thousand different ideas from banishment to being forced to be put into the Apple family toilet.
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Which was an outhouse.
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However, she decided that the classic approach to book destruction would be best.
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She threw the book into the air, her eyes glowing bright white.
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Magic filled the room and Spike was rudely awaken as Twilight hovered in the air.
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More and more power grew in the tree.
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It threatened to break the house, wrend it from its roots and destroy the poor house.
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Finally, the spell was cast.
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The book lit on fire, burned up in five seconds, and then the ashes quickly disappeared.
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She had done it.
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She had destroyed the book.
Twilight slowly reads a book
The book was the bane of her existence, and she had destroyed it.
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Burned it to ashes.
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Murdered literature.
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She smiled at having murdered the terrible book.
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It was horrible.
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No good.
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Very bad, even.
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But no, the book had to be murdered so that nopony would have to suffer what she went through.
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Twilight let out a content sigh, and curled up in her bed.
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She was asleep very quickly, a content smile on her face.
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Her dreams were filled by the only dreams that a mare in her predicament could have.
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The only type of dream that anyone in this predicament could have.
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She dreamed a dream, of that there was no doubt.
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However, the dream of millions of facts and books, being punched, doused, and then burned as high as the sky (or her when she has the extra bits) was beautiful.
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However, then the problem came.
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Facts pushed the glory out.
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Boring mundane facts.
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About what?
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Only the most horrible, frightening, boring thing ever.
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So there she sat in her dream, thinking only about how paint may have dried for nine hours.
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Twilight woke up screaming.
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She couldn’t take it, she had to know.
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It would haunt her until she died.
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The bookstore manager was glad to see her, but not so glad as every book was ripped from its shelving.
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Finally, she had it back in her possession, and she was going to READ IT!
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And there she sat, for hours, reading about how paint dried.
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It was a dark stormy night with winds as powerful as tanks knocking against the treehouse of the ever infamous and highly regarded Princess Alicorn Twilight Sparkle.
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She was just laying down on her wondrous sheets and wearing her normal silk pajamas.
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She had reading to do, and though the book did not look interesting, Princess Celestia had assigned it so she had to read it.
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She thanked her messy style of eating as she licked her lavender muzzle, enjoying each sweet morsel of sweet frosting.
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“Jeez Twilight, with a scream like that, you might just pierce the heavens or something.”
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She stopped as she got to the next chapter, needing to shake her head to try to clear the pain building behind her eyes.
Twilight slowly reads a book
She almost wished she hadn’t burned the book so that she could repeatedly punch it over and over for being so miserable to her.
