The Nutty Pinkie

by Yorkie Pie

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 2353

Pinkie Pie and her alter ego.

Pinkie Pie takes a potion that Twilight has been working on for a week. Twilight does not know what it will do or what kind of effect it will have on Pinkie. But what twilight believes is that by taking this potion, you can actually see your alter ego.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-20 20:39:22 UTC

Chapter 1

"Spike!" called Twilight.

"Yes Twilight?" Spike came down the steps.

"Can you be my tester for this potion I made?"

"Uh Twilight. You know I could but... I just gotta go!" Spike ran back up the stairs. Right after a flash of pink flew through the library. It was Pinkie.

"Hiiiiiiii Twilight! whatchadoingtodaybecauseihavenothingtodosoijustdecidedtocomehere...."

"Hi...Pinkie. I'm making a potion. I was going to have Spike try it but he ran back up the stairs."

"What does it do?"

"It's suppose to make you figure out your deep alter ego."

"Mine is Pinkamena."

"But this lets you discover your deep deep deeeeeppp alter ego, that you don't even know about!" Twilight gasped. "Pinkie! How about you be my test pony!"

"Sure! What do I do?" asked Pinkie as she observed the potion.

"Just drink the potion and wait for effects to happen! But let me make sure it's all in place..." Twilight turned away and checked her notes. "Let's see, I got sulfate, Then... Pinkie wait not yet!" Before Twilight could say anything Pinkie drank the whole entire potion.

"Pinkie, NO! You weren't suppose to drink all of it! And I don't know if I did it right yet! Oh no no no no no no no..."

"What's wrong Twilight? Nothings gonna happen to me!"

"But what if something does happen? Okay Pinkie, I don't know what will happen, so just stay calm, go home, drink water and let's see what happens."

"Okay!" Pinkie zoomed out of the library. But then zoomed back in. "Actually, I forgot, Mr and Mrs.Cake are having the bakery done and I think I came over here to ask you if I could spend the night."

"Sure Pinkie." Twilight went up the stairs and Pinkie followed.

~

During that night Pinkie kept waking up. Each time she awoke, she looked at the clock.

12:45am

2:30am

3:47am

4:54am

At about 6:00am Pinkie started to feel bad. She had a weird stomach ache. Each minute it got worse and worse and worse until she couldn't take it anymore, then it just got terrible. She woke up Twilight.

"Twilight! Twilight wake up quick!" Pinkie tapped and rocked Twilight until she woke up.

"Yes?" She sounded very tired.

"Could you take me to a doctor or something?" Pinkie clenched her stomach.

"Pinkie are you okay!?" Pinkie fell to the ground. Then she looked up and gasped.

"Pinkie! What? What happened!?"

"Did you just see that?" Pinkie got up apparently, she was feeling better.

"See what?" In Pinkie's eyes she was seeing a fast black figure flying across the room. Suddenly it hit Pinkie. Pinkie fell to the ground. When she looked up her hair was in a different style, it was slick and ragged like Rainbow Dash's but with just a little more hair. Also she had wings.

"What are you looking at, RAGEDY BANGS?" Pinkie said, Twilight gasped. She could barely recognize her but she still looked like Pinkie, Not really.

"What?"

"Pgirl ain't got no time for repeating questions, she's too cool for that."

"Pgirl?" said Twilight stepping back.

"Yeah, Pgirl." Pgirl circled around Twilight while she talked. "The coolest mare, the one with most SWAG, the one who just to bad and cool."

"What happened to Pinkie?"

"Pinkie's lame. Stupid, pathetic. She was a goofy show off! Don't you realize how many ponies can be annoyed by her sometimes?"

"Yeah but they still love her!"

"Ha! They'll love me more. What I'm gonna do is get rid of Pinkie and live my own life in Ponyville and no one can stop me! Pgirl out!" Pgirl left with Pinkie nowhere to be seen.

"It must have been the potion. I've gotta make an antidote before Pgirl takes over Pinkie!"

~

"Hey, who is that?" A pony said.

"She looks cool."

"Who is she? She seems new." AppleJack said.

"I have no idea." Said Rainbow Dash. "She looks pretty cool!" Rainbow Dash went over to Pgirl.

"Hey! I'm Rainbow Dash! Who are you?"

"I'm Pgirl. Most SWAG in equestria! Coolest 'round these parts."

"Oh, you think your the coolest do you? Wanna race?"

"Ain't nobody got time fo dat! I got better things to do... oh and I would have won anyway."

"Why that!...."

"Woah nelly! Don't go doin' nothin' to her!" AJ held Rainbow back.

"Hi girls, did you hear about the new pony in town?" Fluttershy came walking towards them along with Rarity.

"She looks too rough! I wonder if she'll let me give her a makeover?" Rarity said.

"She won't let you do anything to her. She's just... disrespectful." said Rainbow Dash.

~

Pgirl got invited to a card game with a gang of hardcore ponies. They all thought they were too cool and awesome for the real world.

"Deal 'em in." Suddenly Pgirls head started shaking back and forth and her arm started to move without her doing anything.

"Pause the game fella's, I'll be back. No cheating!

Pgirl went to the back of the building. "What the heck are you doing Pinkinerd?"

"I want my life back!" said Pinkie. (Whenever Pinkie would talk, Pgirl's body would change to Pinkie's and the other way around)

"Well you ain't getting it back! I have been imprisoned for too long now!"

"Each pony has their own deep alter ego! You were just lucky you came out!" Pinkie struck Pgirl right across the face.

"Oh that's it!" Pinkie and Pgirl started to fight; each would kick shins and slap faces, which was not like Pinkie at all but Pinkie wanted her friends back.

"You can't have this life!" screamed Pinkie.

"Shut up! I can have it if I want it. I'm free now and I can do whatever!"

"No you can't! My Friendship is stronger than your punch! I will get my friends back!"

"Oh no...you... WON'T!" Pgirl struck Pinkie hard in the stomach and Pinkie stopped.

"That's right, I'm stronger! No Friendship is gonna me defeat me!" Pgirl went back to her card game.

~ next morning

There was a knock at Twilight's door. "Come in!"

"Ey, Twilight were is Pinkie?" AJ came in worried as heck. "Also did you hear about Pgirl?"

"Pgirl is Pinkie!"

"That's nothin' like PInkie!"

"I made a potion and it unleashed her inner alter ego! Her bad alter ego!"

"Oh dear Celestia! Should I go warn the others?"

"No, I don't want them involved, you have to promise not to tell them."

"I promise!"

"Thank you, now go find Pgirl and bring her here and actually you can tell Rainbow only because she's fast enough to get her!"

"Okay!"

To be continued.........

Chapter 2

Twilight went out to search for another pony that could help while Applejack searched for Rainbow Dash. She went fast, really fast. She wanted her friend Pinkie back. She didn't want a mean disrespectful friend. And she cared about Pinkie too much to lose her.

"oof! Oh Derpy, I'm sorry I bumped into you!"

"That's okay! What's the rush?"

"Um... I need to find Pgirl."

"Why?"

"Because... Pgirl is Pinkie Pie! I made Pinkie drink this potion and now her alter ego took over! I bet she's doing some bad things out there."

"I'll help you!"

"You will!?" Twilight looked at Derpy in surprise.

"Yes! I love adventure!"

"Okay then! Let's go!"

~

"Rainbow Dash!" AppleJack ran to the blue mare standing drinking her first sip of apple cider. But then Applejack accidently knocked it out of her hands.

"WHY DEAR CELESTIA!? WHY?"

"Aw shut up girl and listen to what I'm about to say. Listen, Pgirl is Pinkie."

Rainbow Dash bursted out laughing. "Good prank, Appletroll!"

"I ain't jokin'! Pinkie took a potion that Twilight made but Twilight told Pinkie not to!"

"Well that makes sense. I'll come with you!" They both ran back to meet Twilight and Derpy who came back to the library. They sat down at the table and they all faced each other.

"So, what do we do about Pinkie or Pgirl or Pp or whatever?" asked AJ.

"We... are going to track her down and find her!" Twilight took out an antidote and showed it to them.

"Its pretty!" said Derpy.

"Now here's the plan." Twilight said. "AJ, you are going to find Pgirl once you do make a bird noise so I can hear you."

"A bird noise?"

"Yes a bird noise! Now, Rainbow, if she tries to fly away, you will go after her and we will follow in these wagons I made and these 2 who are happy to pull the wagon!" They looked over and saw 2 unidentified younglings about 14 years old. "Derpy, you follow me, when we get Pgirl we give her the antidote and Pgirl will turn back into Pinkie! Got it?"

"Sure." they all said.

"Well lets get going!" They got in the wagon and left the library and searched for Pgirl, they asked everypony if they have seen Pgirl. Each had said no but then they finally came to somepony who said:

"She's down in that building still playing cards with the trouble makers."

Finally they found her.

"Okay girls, we don't want her to see us so we have to put on a something to look like a rough tough gang. So forget the last plan."

"Oh, I got stuff like that!" Rainbow pulled out cool leather jackets with sunglasses.

"Why do ya bring that stuff?" Asked AJ.

"Just in case I need to be cool somewhere." They put on the clothes and walked in.

"Okay you guys, let me do the talking When I snap, get her!" Rainbow dash walked in with her SWAG walk straight to Pgirl.

"Sup." said Rainbow

"Sup." said a random pony.

"Deal me in. I wanna play."

"Ohhhh. Okay multicolored. Let's see what you got." said Pgirl.

Rainbow played the card game and won on the first round. Then Rainbow decided to play another round and another round and she kept winning until Pgirl got mad. Then Rainbow snapped and Twilight, Derpy and AJ went after Pgirl. But Pgirl was so mad that she flew 100 miles an hour away from Rainbow leaving Twilight and AJ trampled on each other with Derpy standing eating a muffin.

"Well that didn't go well." Rainbow went back over to Pgirl.

"Aw you mad you lost Pee pee girl? Wanna call your MOM!"

"I'm not mad!"

"I can see the intense, ugly look on your face. Ugly Betty."

"Thats it! You better get out!"

"I'm not leaving until I can prove I got more SWAG than you. Which I do."

"Marty, take these pathetic losers and kick em out. I got better things to do than deal with them." Said Pgirl.

A very muscular individual walked up to all four of them. Took them by their heads and swung them into the bushes. (Well now they know that they need to avoid Marty.)

"Ugh! Stupid, stupid mannnn!!!!..."

"Okay Rainbow don't get to hustled."

"We gotta find another way to get in there. But what?" Twilight thought for a while.

"Um... let's just sneak in!" said Rainbow.

"Okay, smarty pants!"

"But let's do it my way." Said Applejack. Applejack looked at all of them and stared. Then there was a long awkward silence.

"Well what's your way?" said Derpy. She was still eating the muffin that she had in her pocket and was about to take out a new one. But Rainbow Dash smacked it out of her hand and told her she can have it later. Poor Derpy.

"Yeah AJ what is your way? If my way didn't work then how is your way gonna work?" said Rainbow.

"Rainbow, give AJ a chance. She might have a pretty good idea, maybe we just need to take a chance and trust in AJ, we trusted in you."

Rainbow thought for a second and there was about 30 seconds of silence before she finally said something.

"Okay. I'm in. What do we do AJ?"

"Well, ya'll know how I am about apples. And I think apples might be a great help right know. Imma need a ton of apples too."

"Apples?" said Derpy.

"Yes apples. Apples, Apples indeed."

"Okay just say the plan!" screamed Twilight.

"AJ, how are apples going to help the situation?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Just follow my lead." AJ gestured them in. They snuck behind the fireplace and stood there, awaiting AppleJack's arrival. Once she arrived, she had a big bucket of apples and a string, a long string. She started to cut the long string and then tie each apple to the string.

"Each of you take one of these." AJ gave the three of them apples with strings.

"When I say go, throw the apples at them but hold on to the string and then it will wrap around their legs and make them fall but don't get Pgirl, Twilight you will go after Pgirl." AJ whispered.

"Okay." everypony said.

"Go!" They all charged for everyone in the room, wrapping the apples around their legs. Each and everyone one of them went down to that ground, stuck. Twilight charged for Pgirl.

"Let me go! Now! Marty!"

"Marty can't help you Pgirl!" Twlight said. She took out the antidote and Pgirl quickly started swinging and then kicked the antidote out of Twilights hands.

"No!" Rainbow, AJ and Twilight said.

"Wait, you can make another one!" said Rainbow.

"No. I can't! The ingredients I used were the only ones left! There aren't anymore in the world! No...no." Twilight started to cry. She let go of Pgirl. But instead of running, Pgirl stood there. They all sunk their faces down into their elbows, knowing that Pinkie was gone forever. Except for Derpy.

"Guys! Look!"

They all looked up and Twilight felt a warm hug around her. It was Pinkie. She was back.

"Pinkie!" They all ran to her in happiness.

"How did you..."

"I couldn't stand to see you guys sad, so I defeated Pgirl!"

"I missed you!" Twilight hugged Pinkie to death. "I'm sorry. I should have known you were gonna drink the whole potion!"

"What?"  said Pinkie.

"Nothing."