The Doctor does Ponyville

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"Well Doc," said Applejack, "Here we are at the edge of the Everfree Forest."

He glanced back at Fluttershy as he said, "Are you alright to continue?"

Fluttershy looked away as she said quietly, "It's for my friends.  I guess I have to."

"All of us has ta be careful here," said the orange Earth mare, "There's a whole lotta monsters around here that don't like no strangers."

"Like what?" he asked.

"Well, there's Hydras, Chimeras, Cockatrices, Manticores, Timber Wolves - made of real timber, ah might add, - teenage Dragons, Phoenix... uh... what's the plural of Phoenix?"

"Phoenixes," he replied, "but I get the point.  We'll just have to move carefully and remain alert."

"This is why Fluttershy is along, Doc.  It seems she understands them thar monsters as well as regular critters."

"I see."

As they walked into the woods, he looked about as he said, "It seems the Poison Joke is spreading even within the boundaries of the forest."

"Ah wonder if the Poison Joke can affect critters?" mused Applejack.

"It seems that if the animals are cautious enough to avoid it, then it probably does affect them too.  But since it doesn't appear to be that many animals under its affects, perhaps there are other ways to rid oneself of its affects."

"That would help alot, Doc."

"But a number of those monsters you mentioned are combinations of other animals."

"So?"

"Well what would cause such hybridization?"

"I dunno," she replied, "Twilight might tell us... if she weren't no SEX ZOMBIE!"

"If we stick to the animal paths," said Fluttershy, "We should be safer as long as we're alert."

"Alert?" asked the Doctor.

"Well, since animal paths are mainly used by herd animals, the predators like to use them to ambush their prey."

"That makes sense.  Fortunately us Time Lords are extremely percep-TIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!" he said as he suddenly disappeared from view.  There was sounds of sliding, thumping, and tumbling.

"He just fell down a hill, didn't he?" asked Applejack as she facepalmed.  She walked over to the top of the slope and looked down.

"Can you see him?" asked Fluttershy.

"No, he musta tumbled at least a few hundred yards by now.  No one's getting down there without a tumble of their own..." she said as she glanced over her shoulder at Fluttershy, "or they have wings."

"You want me to..." she said as she paused to gulp, "fly down and check on him... alone?"

"Well ah know ya can't fly well enough to carry me all the way down there," she replied, "Ah'll go ahead an bring back Zecora.  She might know another route to where she'd think the Doctor would wind up.  If he's hurt, just stay with him.  In fact, it's probably for the best that the two of you stay put until Zecora and I finds ya."

She nodded.

"Just be careful," she said as she tipped her hat and continued down the path towards Zecora's hut.

"I will," replied Fluttershy as she began fluttering her way down the slope.

Applejack weaved through the woods, shocked at the number of Poison Joke patches she had to avoid along the way.  It only seemed like hours had passed before Zecora's hut came into view.  She ran up to the door and knocked hard until she heard the door opening.

"Greetings to my Applejack," she said, "Is there something you need or lack?"  Applejack gulped as he looked over Zecora.  She was slightly taller, but just as lean and athletic as Applejack herself.  Her light gray hide with black stripes was something she was used to seeing now.  She was used to seeing the brass rings about her neck and her left forearm.  The golden hoop earrings were quite normal too.  Even her cutie mark that appeared to be a tribal drawing of the sun was not a surprise.  But what Applejack was still surprised by was her habit of going around wearing naught but a loincloth.  She didn't seemed phased in the least as her round and firm breasts just freely moved about with her body.  Her grapefruit sized breasts with their large black nipples.  Zecora told her once that in her lands, it was perfectly normal for a mare to walk about like that, as it was an advertisement to all of the stallions that she was... available.  And as far as Applejack knew, no stallion had ever laid a claim on the feisty zebra.

"Oh Zecora," she replied, "Poison Joke is spreadin all over the place like weeds!  Most of the family down on the farm has been affected!  Some nutty unicorn has turned it into a weapon!  Ah had Fluttershy and a strange unicorn called the Doctor with me, but he all fell down a hill an ah hadda leave Flutters behind ta look after him!  Get whatever Poison Joke cures ya have lyin around an follow me!"

"I need but a moment to gather my things," she answered, "Then we shall hurry as if on wings.  I knew that the Poison Joke problem was getting worse, but I had no idea how far the spread of the curse."

Applejack nodded as Zecora retreated within to gather her supplies.  She returned with loaded hip bags, and then nodded as the two of them ran back the way that Applejack came.  It seemed much faster following Zecora as she weaved around the patches of Poison Joke.

"This here is the spot where the Doctor fell down," said Applejack as she pointed.

"Please do not curse or frown," she replied, "I know a longer but safer path down."

Backtracking a bit further, Zecora did in fact show her a sloped and winding path down where roots crossing the path were used as steps on a staircase.  Moments passed as Zecora led them in the direction she felt the Doctor would have wound up.  Then they both stopped cold as they stared at the sight that came into view.

"What in tarnation?!" asked Applejack.

"I don't believe what I see," agreed Zecora, "How could this possibly be?"

Much to their shock and surprise, they found that both Fluttershy and the Doctor were naked again, and with... a Manticore?!  While the monster was licking Fluttershy from her crotch to her face like an eager pup, the Doctor was holding it's scorpion tail up and out of the way while he was mating with it.  By comparison of sizes, Applejack had to wonder if the Manticore would even notice that the Doctor was screwing it.  But with it's own wingboner, she figured it must be enjoying itself on some level or another.  Heck, Applejack didn't even know what one would call a female Manticore.

"Oh hello there," said the Doctor as he watched the two wide-eyed mares approaching, "You're right about Fluttershy having a way with monsters.  Apparently I do too... at least with the she-monsters.  It seems that my pheremones affects are not limited to humanoid females."

"Doc," replied Applejack, "That is... just plain wrong... on so many levels."

"I know," he answered, "but I had the feeling it was either mate with her or get eaten."

"Ah guess that's better than gettin eaten..." she said back, "but ain't she gonna wanna keep you around?"

"That is not the manticore way," replied Zecora, "She cannot compel him to stay.  He must decide if and when they should mate.  The male's the one who sets how they relate."

"Lucky for us," said the Doctor as he continued mating, "that Manticore females apparently have their clitoris internal to their vaginas, or even my cock would not have much affect on her."

"How'd ya figure that out?" asked Applejack.

"I'm a Biologist," he replied, "as one of my minor degrees.  Once Fluttershy convinced her we weren't worth the trouble to eat, I gave her an examination of her genital region before I started.  She took it as some kind of mating ritual, I believe."

"And Fluttershy?"

"Since the two of us are not fighting each other over her," he continued, "It seems she is agreeable to both of us mating with her.  She does seem to understand that since we both have cocks, we must be males even if we are kind of small and scrawny by her standards.  It must be how my enhanced pheromones have affected her."

"It seems I need to know more," said Zecora, "I've never seen Poison Joke do this before."

"I wish to apologize for the delay, me dear.  Perhaps this won't take too much longer."

The Manticore seemed to sense that the Doctor was finished, so she turned and presented her flank to Fluttershy while she in turn licked the Doctor.  Meanwhile, Applejack seemed to be developing a nervous tick in one of her eyes as she watched.  "I will never be able to forget this," she muttered under her breath.

...

The Doctor and Fluttershy redressed once they slipped away from the napping Manticore.  As the little troupe made their way towards Ponyville, the Doctor looked over Zecora.  The way she walked confidently holding her head high.  Her aura that exuded her strength and independence.

"Funny," he mused, "It's been at least a half an hour that I've been around you, and yet you haven't thrown yourself at me."

"I know it's the curse of the Poison Joke," she replied, "So my will must be as strong as the oak."

"Well it's good to know that there are some who can resist this pheromone curse."

"I must admit that even still," she said, "resisting you takes all my will."

"That's why I've kept my distance and refrained from touching you.  I respect your desire to not be forced to mate with me.  Perhaps I would do better if I had as much willpower as you posses.  Seriously though... those breasts of yours... that wiggle in your muscular flanks as you walk... the athletic way that you carry yourself... it's almost too much to resist."

"Heads up," said Applejack, "Ah think ah see the Twilight sex zombie ahead.  If'n we give her a wide berth, we can slip around her an back inta town without too mucha fuss."

"SEX ZOMBIE?!" asked Zecora, "How could that be?!"

"She's one of the victims of the weaponized Poison Joke," said the Doctor, "It's ruined her fine mind, and probably makes in impossible to think about using her magic right now.  Who knows how many dozens of ponies have either come in contact with the spreading plants or zapped by this weaponized Poison Joke ray by now.  I'd love to know who's behind this... although I have at least one evil pony in mind who might just be responsible."

It wasn't hard to avoid somepony shambling along as slowly as Twilight was.  With her fine mind gone, she couldn't use her powers to teleport after them either.  The Doctor did feel somewhat sorry for her condition, as he did leave her strapped in that chair in her own lab.  But he was in a hurry to see what the disturbance was, and he didn't think there was any other way into the lab other than the staircase.

...

Romana, Pinkie and Dash lay exhausted on the carpet of the Library after a few good hours of driving each other crazy.  They all had a good three or more orgasms each before they couldn't go on any longer.  All three of them were panting, sweaty, and thoroughly messy in their nether regions.  Romana for one had never felt so... satisfied before... in all the many decades she could remember.

"This appears to be an interesting side effect of my experiments," said a robed unicorn as he stepped into their view.

"Who are you?" panted Romana.

"Don't you recognize me," he said as he pulled his hood back, "I'm your old..."

"THE MASTER?!" cried Romana.

"Oh yes," he replied, "You and the Doctor have been quite the guinea pigs for my latest invention."

"The weaponized Poison Joke?!" she replied, "To what mad end is this scheme of yours?!"

"At first, I was going to make a giant Poison Joke bomb and let it sew chaos all over Gallopfrey, but then I began noticing the effects the ray had on early test subjects.  Many of them became horny when zapped.  They wanted to mate with the first partner that came along, willing or no.  I've enhanced the effect by making any pony zapped by it more attractive to the opposite sex as well as enhancing their need to mate with each other. It even enhances the fertility of both males and females, my dear."

"SO?!"

"Don't you get it?!" he asked, "Gallopfrey is a dying civilization!  With their superior intellects and other interests, they've all but stopped reproducing!  One invasion or accident would be the end of them all!"

"Why do you care about that?!"

"What's the point in taking over the Time Lords if they die out while I rule them?"

"So..."

"I'm going to make a bomb after all," he replied, "but based on the Poison Joke weapon I hold here."  He held the ray gun in his hand as he spoke about it.  "The blast will compel all the Time Lords to start mating like rabbits.  They'll knock up all the available Time Mares, and then the population of Gallopfrey will finally increase.  But that's not all.  Once they've fucked all the mares into pregnancy, the Time Stallions will jump into their TARDIS and hop around fucking mares all across Time and Space to satisfy their urges.  They'll leave half-breeds all over the place."

"What good will that do?!"

"Easy," he replied with a grin, "Once the half-breeds regenerate for the first time, they shall become full blooded Gallopfreyans.  The Time Lords shall have no choice but to either gather them all up, or find a way to tutor them in the ways of the Time Lords.  Our civilization shall flourish and expand like never before, my dear, and I shall preside over the whole thing!"

"YOU'RE MAD!!"

"No!!  I've never been saner!!" he replied, "I zapped you and the Doctor both when you landed on this planet.  It was almost pure chance I happened to be around when you arrived.  But now it's time to give you the FULL TREATMENT!!"  The ray gun was pointed in her direction as he adjusted a knob on the side, and she was still too winded from all her oral sex with Pinkie and Dash to move much at all.

"Please don't!" she cried as she tried to shield herself with her arms, but the Master simply laughed darkly as he fired.