The Doctor does Ponyville

The Doctor Does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"Do you think he's still chasing us?!" asked the Doctor as he and Romana fled Sweet Apple Acres.  He somehow managed to adjust his pants so that it looked normal again.

"No," panted his companion, "I think he was more concerned about Applejack."

"Good," he grunted as he stopped and braced his hands on his knees, "All the physical running and fighting stuff was better suited to my previous incarnation."

"But the TARDIS is still back there in his barn."

"Well that just means it's safe.  We can well sneak back in when we need to leave, but it's going to be some time before the sun sets around here... according to my best estimates."

"Then perhaps we should find a place to hide until then," she replied.

"Where's the fun in that?" he answered with a large grin, "I'm going to see where this road goes."

Romana groaned as she followed the Doctor down the path to the main road.  He stopped before a sign, and looked it over.  It was lucky that Time Lords were gifted with the ability to comprehend any language.

"Ah, it seems like Ponyville is the place we should be going," he said as he walked off to his left side.

She glanced at the sign herself to read:

<- Ponyville, Everfree Forest ->

"I wonder why that red stallion chap was so peeved?" he mused as he scratched his chin.

"YOU MATED WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER!!"

"She was an adult," he replied, "Doesn't he think she can take care of her own affairs?"

"Family..." she replied awkwardly, "They can be... a little... overprotective."

"I see.  It seems I don't have much experience with family."

"I DO!!" shouted an excited mare as she came up the road.

He turned to see a pink mare bouncing towards him.  She was about the same size as Applejack, but a fair deal more endowed in her bosom and hips.  Her long, curly mane and tail were a darker shade of pink.  It contrasted well with her bright blue eyes.  She wore a tube top that was horizontally striped white and pink.  Her hips were covered with a bright blue miniskirt that came down half way between her hips and her knees.  She had fake leather knee high boots that were a darker shade of pink.

"Hello there!" he said, "I'm the Doctor and this is my companion, Romana."

"I'm Pinkie Pie," she replied, "Did you just come from Sweet Apple Acres?"

He nodded.

"Kewl!" she replied, "I found out I'm distantly related to Applejack... wait, is something wrong?"

"Other than the fact he just mated with her," muttered Romana, "No."

"Wait..." said Pinkie as she blinked, "You... you... cored Applejack?!"

"Well that's an amusing..."

"Yes, we had consensual sex in the barn together," he replied, "Does that bother you?"

"Well, sweet Applejack is a bit of a tomstallion," she said thoughtfully, "I was figuring she would hold on to her virginity longer..."

"Oh great," grumbled Romana, "You deflowered a virgin."

"Virgins have flowers?!  Where's mine?!"

"That's a figure of speech..."

"But how can speech have a figure if it doesn't have a body?!"

Romana just groaned aloud.

"Do you have a tummy ache?"

"Oh... it's nothing," she replied as the Doctor walked up to Pinkie Pie.  He leaned down to sniff her neck.

"Oh Doctor," moaned Romana.

"I must say you smell like bubblegum, my dear," he said with a broad grin, "How delightful!"  From his pocket, he pulled some multi-colored jellied candies as he said, "Would you like a gummy baby?"

"YAY!!" squealed Pinkie as she grabbed several and jammed them in her mouth.  She chewed a couple of seconds before she proclaimed, "These are awesome!!"

"Great," muttered Romana, "We're down to bribing the locals with candy... why do I feel like a sex predator?"

"So what brings you out here?" asked the Doctor.

"I was going to tell Applejack when her surprise party is!!" replied Pinkie.

"Wait, if you tell her when..."

"Because that's not the surprise, silly!!"

"My head hurts..." complained Romana.

"I'd like to join you," he said, "but the large red stallion seems to be upset with me at the moment."

"Big Macintosh?" mused Pinkie, "I guess I would be too.  But don't worry.  He doesn't hold grudges... forever."  She started skipping up the path as she added, "And I'll be back in three shakes of a lamb's tail!!"

"We don't have a lamb..." replied Romana.

"Figure of speech," he smirked.

Pinkie Pie returned shortly with a smile on her face.  "Well Applejack is still blushing and Big Macintosh is still hovering over her, but that's pretty much what I expected.  Now I can go back to Ponyville and finish... Hey!!  You two wanna come with?!"

"Maybe it's not such a..." began Romana.

"OF COURSE!!" said the Doctor.

So the three of them began wandering towards Ponyville.  Then Pinkie suddenly began to "vibrate" for a few seconds, and then looked to the side of the road in distress.

"Is something wrong?" he asked.

"That patch of blue flowers... Poison Joke... It's only supposed to grow in the Everfree Forest," she answered, "I'd swear that wasn't there when I walked by there not that long ago."

"What kind of poison is it?"

"Well, it's more of a curse than a poison really," she mused, "It turns a pony's strength into a weakness.  To be cured, you need a long hot bath full of herbs and minerals that only Zecora knows."

"Perhaps this has something to do with why the TARDIS landed here," he said as he looked over the small patch.

"Uh... Doctor?"

"Yes, my dear?"

"Why are you groping my boobs?"

"Am I?" he asked as he realized his hands were in fact groping Pinkie's breasts.  He had reached around her torso and didn't even realize that he had done so.

"DOCTOR?!" shouted Romana, "I can't take you ANYWHERE!!"

But when she placed her hands over his, she didn't pull them away.  She actually covered his hands and pressed them down a bit more firmly.  Her cheeks blushed as she said, "That feels... kinda good... Doc."

"I must admit you're more endowed than Applejack," he replied, "and yet they're just as firm and bouncy as hers."

"Oh g'wan..."

"Indeed you're more mature looking than her, not that there's anything wrong with a firm muscular body.  I appreciate all kinds of mares myself.  You, for example, are just padded enough to be fully huggable without being obese.  I find you... exceptionally sexy."

"I bet you say that to all the exceptionally sexy mares," she replied.

"Not again," grumbled Romana.

"Perhaps we could step off the road and have a more... private chat?" he asked as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Sure!!" she replied, "Just watch out for the poison joke!!"

"Caution is my middle name," he purred into her ear.

"No, it's not," muttered Romana under her breath.

So the two of them stepped over the fence and into the apple fields that were on the opposite side of the road from the forested area and the Poison Joke.  They passed a few rows of trees until the road and Romana were basically out of sight, and then he pinned her against a large apple tree by the shoulders as he kissed her deeply on the lips.  Minutes passed as the two of them slipped each other the tongue.

"I don't know why," panted the Doctor after breaking the kiss, "but I MUST HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!"

"Oki doki loki," she replied.  Her face was beet red as she looked into his eyes.  She pulled up her tube top as her breasts popped out.  Her nipples seemed to be a very dark pink, and considerably larger than Applejack's.  He pulled down her skirt and panties so the coiled about her hooves.

"Let's warm you up," he said as he reached down to fondle her mareslit with one hand.  Minutes passed as he teased her, stroking her clit with his thumb as he fingered her marepussy.  It was one finger at first moving slowly, but quickly progressed to a three finger cluster moving hard and fast.

"OH," she moaned as she leaned back against the tree, "I'm... I'm... gonna CUUUMMM!!"   And she did.  He could tell by her long loud moan and the juices running down his hand.

Then he lifted one of her legs to brace against his hip, took out his erect cock, and just slipped it right into her marepussy.

"Mmm... big," was Pinkie's comment.

As his cock slipped into her, she rubbed some of the juice off her thigh, and then reached up to begin stroking his horn.

"Ah, you're tight," he moaned, "First time?"

She nodded.

"I promised I'll do it gently," he said as he slowly screwed her.

"Don't be too gentle," she replied, "If I don't feel it in the morning, it wasn't worth the warning."

"Very well, my dear."

Her breathing quickened as he humped her faster.  One of his hands went back to fondling her right breast and nipple.  Pinkie returned the favor with his horn.  They were both getting very excited very quickly.

"Not long," he panted.

"Me too," she replied.

"In or out?"

"Leave it in!"

So he pressed against her as he blew his wad into Pinkie's maregina.  It seemed that seconds later, Pinkie was in climax as well.

"OH..." panted the Doctor, "That was..."

"AWESOME!!"

"Indeed..."

"Now I'm sure that Romana needs just a moment to finish masterbating..."

"I DO NOT!" she called from behind a nearby tree, "I MEAN... I wasn't... that is..."  She walked out from behind a large tree as she licked her fingers, and said, "Now can we get going before..."

"AW NOT YOU AGAIN!!" called a nearby stallion.

They looked up to see Big Macintosh coming their way, so he grabbed Pinkie under his arm as his horn glowed, and the two Gallopfreyans began running for the road as Pinkie's skirt and panties floated behind them.

"THIS IS FUN!" squealed Pinkie.