The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 23424

The Doctor appears in Ponyville acting oddly even by Romana's standards. What's the deal?

The T.A.R.D.I.S. lands at Sweet Apple Acres, and the Doctor emerges scarf and all acting oddly. And strange mares act oddly around him as well. They seem to be compelled to mate with him. Can Romana fix the Doctor before things really get out of hoof? And what is going on behind the scenes?
Warning: All characters portrayed are old enough to have sex. Light bondage and punishment.
WARNING: If the title of the story doesn't give it away, this is pretty much a B-grade Porn Flick in writing. The Doctor and Romana get a whole lot of lovin even if they don't understand why at first.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-08 19:31:43 UTC

Feeling Pinkie Keenly

The Doctor Does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"Do you think he's still chasing us?!" asked the Doctor as he and Romana fled Sweet Apple Acres.  He somehow managed to adjust his pants so that it looked normal again.

"No," panted his companion, "I think he was more concerned about Applejack."

"Good," he grunted as he stopped and braced his hands on his knees, "All the physical running and fighting stuff was better suited to my previous incarnation."

"But the TARDIS is still back there in his barn."

"Well that just means it's safe.  We can well sneak back in when we need to leave, but it's going to be some time before the sun sets around here... according to my best estimates."

"Then perhaps we should find a place to hide until then," she replied.

"Where's the fun in that?" he answered with a large grin, "I'm going to see where this road goes."

Romana groaned as she followed the Doctor down the path to the main road.  He stopped before a sign, and looked it over.  It was lucky that Time Lords were gifted with the ability to comprehend any language.

"Ah, it seems like Ponyville is the place we should be going," he said as he walked off to his left side.

She glanced at the sign herself to read:

<- Ponyville, Everfree Forest ->

"I wonder why that red stallion chap was so peeved?" he mused as he scratched his chin.

"YOU MATED WITH HIS LITTLE SISTER!!"

"She was an adult," he replied, "Doesn't he think she can take care of her own affairs?"

"Family..." she replied awkwardly, "They can be... a little... overprotective."

"I see.  It seems I don't have much experience with family."

"I DO!!" shouted an excited mare as she came up the road.

He turned to see a pink mare bouncing towards him.  She was about the same size as Applejack, but a fair deal more endowed in her bosom and hips.  Her long, curly mane and tail were a darker shade of pink.  It contrasted well with her bright blue eyes.  She wore a tube top that was horizontally striped white and pink.  Her hips were covered with a bright blue miniskirt that came down half way between her hips and her knees.  She had fake leather knee high boots that were a darker shade of pink.

"Hello there!" he said, "I'm the Doctor and this is my companion, Romana."

"I'm Pinkie Pie," she replied, "Did you just come from Sweet Apple Acres?"

He nodded.

"Kewl!" she replied, "I found out I'm distantly related to Applejack... wait, is something wrong?"

"Other than the fact he just mated with her," muttered Romana, "No."

"Wait..." said Pinkie as she blinked, "You... you... cored Applejack?!"

"Well that's an amusing..."

"Yes, we had consensual sex in the barn together," he replied, "Does that bother you?"

"Well, sweet Applejack is a bit of a tomstallion," she said thoughtfully, "I was figuring she would hold on to her virginity longer..."

"Oh great," grumbled Romana, "You deflowered a virgin."

"Virgins have flowers?!  Where's mine?!"

"That's a figure of speech..."

"But how can speech have a figure if it doesn't have a body?!"

Romana just groaned aloud.

"Do you have a tummy ache?"

"Oh... it's nothing," she replied as the Doctor walked up to Pinkie Pie.  He leaned down to sniff her neck.

"Oh Doctor," moaned Romana.

"I must say you smell like bubblegum, my dear," he said with a broad grin, "How delightful!"  From his pocket, he pulled some multi-colored jellied candies as he said, "Would you like a gummy baby?"

"YAY!!" squealed Pinkie as she grabbed several and jammed them in her mouth.  She chewed a couple of seconds before she proclaimed, "These are awesome!!"

"Great," muttered Romana, "We're down to bribing the locals with candy... why do I feel like a sex predator?"

"So what brings you out here?" asked the Doctor.

"I was going to tell Applejack when her surprise party is!!" replied Pinkie.

"Wait, if you tell her when..."

"Because that's not the surprise, silly!!"

"My head hurts..." complained Romana.

"I'd like to join you," he said, "but the large red stallion seems to be upset with me at the moment."

"Big Macintosh?" mused Pinkie, "I guess I would be too.  But don't worry.  He doesn't hold grudges... forever."  She started skipping up the path as she added, "And I'll be back in three shakes of a lamb's tail!!"

"We don't have a lamb..." replied Romana.

"Figure of speech," he smirked.

Pinkie Pie returned shortly with a smile on her face.  "Well Applejack is still blushing and Big Macintosh is still hovering over her, but that's pretty much what I expected.  Now I can go back to Ponyville and finish... Hey!!  You two wanna come with?!"

"Maybe it's not such a..." began Romana.

"OF COURSE!!" said the Doctor.

So the three of them began wandering towards Ponyville.  Then Pinkie suddenly began to "vibrate" for a few seconds, and then looked to the side of the road in distress.

"Is something wrong?" he asked.

"That patch of blue flowers... Poison Joke... It's only supposed to grow in the Everfree Forest," she answered, "I'd swear that wasn't there when I walked by there not that long ago."

"What kind of poison is it?"

"Well, it's more of a curse than a poison really," she mused, "It turns a pony's strength into a weakness.  To be cured, you need a long hot bath full of herbs and minerals that only Zecora knows."

"Perhaps this has something to do with why the TARDIS landed here," he said as he looked over the small patch.

"Uh... Doctor?"

"Yes, my dear?"

"Why are you groping my boobs?"

"Am I?" he asked as he realized his hands were in fact groping Pinkie's breasts.  He had reached around her torso and didn't even realize that he had done so.

"DOCTOR?!" shouted Romana, "I can't take you ANYWHERE!!"

But when she placed her hands over his, she didn't pull them away.  She actually covered his hands and pressed them down a bit more firmly.  Her cheeks blushed as she said, "That feels... kinda good... Doc."

"I must admit you're more endowed than Applejack," he replied, "and yet they're just as firm and bouncy as hers."

"Oh g'wan..."

"Indeed you're more mature looking than her, not that there's anything wrong with a firm muscular body.  I appreciate all kinds of mares myself.  You, for example, are just padded enough to be fully huggable without being obese.  I find you... exceptionally sexy."

"I bet you say that to all the exceptionally sexy mares," she replied.

"Not again," grumbled Romana.

"Perhaps we could step off the road and have a more... private chat?" he asked as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Sure!!" she replied, "Just watch out for the poison joke!!"

"Caution is my middle name," he purred into her ear.

"No, it's not," muttered Romana under her breath.

So the two of them stepped over the fence and into the apple fields that were on the opposite side of the road from the forested area and the Poison Joke.  They passed a few rows of trees until the road and Romana were basically out of sight, and then he pinned her against a large apple tree by the shoulders as he kissed her deeply on the lips.  Minutes passed as the two of them slipped each other the tongue.

"I don't know why," panted the Doctor after breaking the kiss, "but I MUST HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!"

"Oki doki loki," she replied.  Her face was beet red as she looked into his eyes.  She pulled up her tube top as her breasts popped out.  Her nipples seemed to be a very dark pink, and considerably larger than Applejack's.  He pulled down her skirt and panties so the coiled about her hooves.

"Let's warm you up," he said as he reached down to fondle her mareslit with one hand.  Minutes passed as he teased her, stroking her clit with his thumb as he fingered her marepussy.  It was one finger at first moving slowly, but quickly progressed to a three finger cluster moving hard and fast.

"OH," she moaned as she leaned back against the tree, "I'm... I'm... gonna CUUUMMM!!"   And she did.  He could tell by her long loud moan and the juices running down his hand.

Then he lifted one of her legs to brace against his hip, took out his erect cock, and just slipped it right into her marepussy.

"Mmm... big," was Pinkie's comment.

As his cock slipped into her, she rubbed some of the juice off her thigh, and then reached up to begin stroking his horn.

"Ah, you're tight," he moaned, "First time?"

She nodded.

"I promised I'll do it gently," he said as he slowly screwed her.

"Don't be too gentle," she replied, "If I don't feel it in the morning, it wasn't worth the warning."

"Very well, my dear."

Her breathing quickened as he humped her faster.  One of his hands went back to fondling her right breast and nipple.  Pinkie returned the favor with his horn.  They were both getting very excited very quickly.

"Not long," he panted.

"Me too," she replied.

"In or out?"

"Leave it in!"

So he pressed against her as he blew his wad into Pinkie's maregina.  It seemed that seconds later, Pinkie was in climax as well.

"OH..." panted the Doctor, "That was..."

"AWESOME!!"

"Indeed..."

"Now I'm sure that Romana needs just a moment to finish masterbating..."

"I DO NOT!" she called from behind a nearby tree, "I MEAN... I wasn't... that is..."  She walked out from behind a large tree as she licked her fingers, and said, "Now can we get going before..."

"AW NOT YOU AGAIN!!" called a nearby stallion.

They looked up to see Big Macintosh coming their way, so he grabbed Pinkie under his arm as his horn glowed, and the two Gallopfreyans began running for the road as Pinkie's skirt and panties floated behind them.

"THIS IS FUN!" squealed Pinkie.

A Dash of Awesome

The Doctor does Ponyville

by Neorenamon

The Doctor looked back up the road as he stopped and panted.  If he was using his magic, he would have been totally exhausted carrying Pinkie Pie some time ago.  Romana seemed to be pretty winded herself as she followed behind.

"Do you think we lost him?" he panted.

"I think he lost interest when we left the apple orchards," she panted back.

"Good.  I was about at my limit as to how much further I could carry Pinkie," he said as he set her on her feet, and she took back her skirt and panties.

"That was fun!" Pinkie Pie said.

"It wouldn't have been fun if tall, red and muscular laid his hands and hooves on us," moaned Romana.

"Na.  He might rough us up... er, you... and might just force you at point of arms to marry Applejack."

"How amusing," commented the Doctor.

"I'd love to throw your wedding party," gushed Pinkie as she tucked the Doctor's cock back in his pants and buttoned the fly.

"I'm sure you would," grumbled the Doctor's companion.

"YEAH!  Let's take you to Ponyville so you can meet the rest of the town!"

The Doctor and Romana followed behind Pinkie as she bounced her way towards Ponyville.  But then the Doctor stopped as he looked upwards.

"Is it just me," he asked as he looked at a low cloud, "or is that cloud snoring?"

Romana looked up and said, "Your right.  How peculiar."

Pinkie just looked up and shouted, "HEY DASHIE!!"

"Dashie?"

A young mare looked down at them over the edge of the cloud and asked, "What'cha need, Pinkie?"

"Come down and visit my new friends!"

A Pegasus mare flew down to the ground as she looked over the Doctor and Romana.  She was about as tall as Pinkie, and while she was as athletic and hard-bodied as Applejack, she did seem to be a little more gifted in her bosom and hips.  But not nearly as much as Pinkie Pie was.  Her body had a blue hide and feathered wings, but her eyes shone red.  The curious part was how her mane and tail were rainbow colored.  A thin red tube top with a gold lightning bolt (with blue feathered wings) covered her moderate bosom, and tight black biker shorts covered her hips, flanks and part of her stomach.  On the sides was a white cloud with a rainbow lightning bolt that the Doctor assumed was most likely her cutie mark.  Perched on her forehead was a silvery pair of mirrored sunglasses.

"Who's the new ponies?" she asked.

"Well hello there!" he replied, "I'm the Doctor and this is my companion Romana."

She raised an eyebrow as she asked, "Doctor who?"

"No, just the Doctor."

"Look Doc," she said evenly, "Doctor is a title, not a name.  What's your name?"

"For me, my dear, it serves both purposes."

"Fine," she shrugged, "Whatevs."

"Hmm," he asked, "Is it normal for your kind to sleep on clouds?"

"Sure," she replied, "All Pegasi can do that much.  Ain't you ever seen one of us before?"

"I come from..."

"A distant land," interrupted Romana, "where there's only our kind to consider."

Dash looked over the two unicorns.  "You must be from someplace else," she commented, "Only Princess Celestia and Luna have horns like those.  It's funny, but you don't look like you have wings."

"Wings?" he asked.

"Yeah.  All of our Princesses are alicorns."

"How fascinating."

"Why don't you come to Ponyville with us?!" asked Pinkie.

"I guess I'm done with the weather for now," she commented, "so why not?"

Romana grumbled something under her breath.

"Pardon?" she asked.

"Nothing.  Let's go."  She winced as she saw the Doctor slide up next to Dash.

"What's the deal?" asked Dash as she looked into his eyes.

He began to feel her wings as he replied, "You have such a fascinating wing structure.  It's not large enough to actually allow you to fly..."

"Excuse you?!"

"Yes, your wings aren't large enough to allow flight.  Your breast muscles don't appear to be large enough to support flight either."

"And what makes you an expert on flight?"

"I have a Doctorate in Ornithology, my dear."

"Hornywhatagy?" she asked as her eyes widened.

"Ornithology."

"That means he knows a lot about birds," said Romana.

"I'm no bird!" she protested, "and why are you feeling up my chest like that?!"

"Am I?" he asked as he felt up her chest.

"Hey!" she added, "My boobs ain't got nothing to do with flying!"

"Oh, but they do indirectly," he replied with a grin.

"How?!"

"They affect your wind resistance by altering your profile," he commented, "I must say you have the firmest breasts I've felt yet."

"Felt yet?!"

"Oh yeah," said Romana, "He felt up Applejack... before he mated with her... and he felt up Pinkie Pie... before he mated with her..."

"What da what?!" she asked as the Doctor leaned closer to sniff her neck.  Dash blushed as she felt his breath across her neck.

He ran his fingers through her mane as he commented, "And that's the most beautiful mane I've ever seen.  I can tell that it's your natural coloration, isn't it?"

She nodded as she blushed more.

"Here we go again..." muttered Romana.  She looked up and down the road for any signs of traffic, but the road appeared to be clear.  But then she spotted another patch of those strange blue flowers.  Leaning close to Pinkie, she asked, "Is that more of that Poison Joke you spoke of before?"

Pinkie looked and replied, "That sure is.  And were practically on the border of Ponyville too."

"Be careful," panted Dash, "That's my favorite Wonderbolts Academy Sports Top."

Romana looked back to see that his hand was under her top fondling her breast directly.  "Could you at least get off the road?" she asked in protest.

So Dash took the Doctor by the hand and led them behind a large bush.  Then she slipped up her top as she moaned, "I don't know why, but when you feel my boobs, it feels so good..."

"I must say they're such a delight to feel as well," he answered as he fondled her breast more firmly, and just stared at her modest deep blue nipple on the other breast.

"I suppose you're a boob doctor too?"

"If you're asking if I have a degree in sânology, I do have a minor," he purred into her ear, "And I must admit yours are about as flawless as I've ever seen."

"I bet you say that to all the mares with flawless breasts," she panted back.

He simply began nibbling at her neck as he backed her up against a tree trunk.

"This is my first time," she moaned, "But... it's already broken..."

"I know," he whispered, "It's easy for a active mare like you to have their hymen broken without penetration."

"So that's what it was a called?"

He nodded as his horn glowed and her shorts slipped down over her flanks and legs.

Meanwhile, Pinkie and Romana followed them at a respectable distance.

"I swear he doesn't normally act like this," muttered Romana as she watched the Doctor feeling up Dash's mareslit.

"Neither do I," purred Pinkie as she pushed Romana against the tree trunk.

"What are you doing?"

"You're just a hot as he is," she replied, "and you look like you could use some release of your own."

"Are you... uh..."

"Biquestral?" she replied, "Yes I am."  Leaning closer, she nibbled at Romana's neck.  "I couldn't help but notice that the Doctor just doesn't look at you like other mares.  But when you were masterbating behind that tree while you were watching the Doctor and me mating, it was obvious to my Pinkie Sense that you wanted to play too."

"Pinkie Sense?" she asked back as Pinkie started pulling up her shirt.

"A sixth sense that warns me of many things.  It also tells me a lot about the way others feel and act.  I can even sense some things... that ponies aren't ready to admit even to themselves."

The shirt came over her head as her bra came into view.  She had D-cups, and Pinkie could tell they weren't padded.

"But I... don't need..."

Pinkie cut off her protest with a kiss to the lips.

Meanwhile, the Doctor had gotten on his knees before the exposed crotch of Dash.  He slipped his tongue inside her before he sealed her mareslit with his mouth.

"Oh Doc," she moaned, "It feels like your tongue... must be as big like your horn."  Her blush deepened as she used both hands to pull his head more firmly between her legs.  Minutes passed as she squirmed against the tree.

Meanwhile, Pinkie undid the clasp at the front of Romana's bra, letting her breasts ride open and free on her chest.  She used both hands to grope them as she used her body weight to keep Romana's back against the trunk.  She glanced back and forth between Pinkie and what the Doctor was doing, and she was getting hot fast.

"Well," panted Pinkie, "Can't let the Doctor show us up, now can we?"  She slipped down Romana's panties as she dropped to her knees as well.  "Oh yeah, this is turning you on something fierce," she said as she leaned in to lick her quivering nether lips.

"The Doctor... and I..." panted Romana, "We're just... associates...  It's a working relationship..."

"But you want more," moaned Pinkie as she thrust her tongue into Romana's wet mareslit.

"No... that's not it at all..."

But Pinkie was now eating her marepussy in a way like the Doctor was with Dash.

"Ah," she moaned, "You're so... that feels so... Ahh..."

Dash threw he head back in a loud long moan as she orgasmed on the Doctor's tongue.  She shivered as the feeling swept from her maregina up her spine to her brain and back down again... more than once.

"Come on, Doc," moaned Dash, "I'm ready for the main course.  Don't keep me waiting another second."

He stood as he liberated his throbbing cock from his pants and smiled.  Holding her knee against his side, it was quite easy to stick his stallionhood right up into her vagina.

"Oh yeah," he grunted, "That's virgin tight alright."

"Ah be gentle," she moaned, "That big ole dick of yours could split little me in half!"

"The Doctor is always gentle," he purred in her ear.  Slowly at first, he slid his cock in and out as he mated with her.

Meanwhile, Romana moaned, "Oh, it's not fair.  Why are you just teasing me?  Don't you want something?"  Her cheeks were beet red from how aroused she was.  Even her nipples were still erect from Pinkie's previous attention.

"Oh," replied Pinkie, "I'll think of some way you can thank me later.  I Pinkie Promise."

"AHH!" she moaned, "You're making me... I'm so... I'M CUMMING!"  Which she did right into Pinkie's mouth as she sealed her lips over her marepussy again.

Pinkie slipped up as Romana's juice dripped from her lips and kissed her fully again for a couple of minutes.

"Do you want me to come in you or outside?" he asked as he screwed the blue Pegasus.

"Come in me," she moaned back, so he leaned against her as he dumped his load into her.  "OH YEAH!!"

"I'm glad that somepony is addressing Romana's needs," he said softly as he glanced at Romana and Pinkie.

"Pinkie lives to make others happy," panted Dash.

Finding a Rarity (Part Two)

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"This is a nice place you have here," noted the Doctor as he looked about the Carousel Boutique.

"It's kind of you to notice," replied Rarity, "but should you have left your friend behind?"

"Oh, I'm sure she'll catch up with us," he replied, "She seemed to be getting along rather well with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash after all.  Being a Time Lord, she doesn't get to see many new faces."

"Time Lord?" she asked, "What is that?"

"Oh, that's the name of the ponies from where I come."

"It sounds... pretentious..."

"That's because they are fairly pretentious, my dear."

Rarity slipped closer to him as she purred, "You don't seem that assuming to me."

"Yeah," he replied as he looked into her eyes, "and that's why I spend a lot of time away from home."

"Well, I should get to know... your clothing better," she said.  Then she turned about as she said coyly, "Do you need a place to dress down, Doctor?"

"No," he replied, "I'm used to changing fast.  In fact, I'm done already."

She turned to see him handing her his clothes while he stood in his underwear and t-shirt.

"Well... that was efficient."  She stepped closer as she said softly, "Now we can take your measurements."  Looking him over, she added, "You seem to be rather fit, Doctor.  Do you work out?"

"Just running from ponies trying to kill me," he quipped.

Rarity laughed as she said, "You have a curious sense of humor."

"So I've been told.  But... aren't you supposed to use a tape measure for that?"

She paused as she felt his arm and said, "It's more precise, but nopony said you can't use your hands to be sure."

"So what conclusions have you come to so far?"

"Oh, your definitely an earth-tone kind of pony," she purred into his ear, "I think I have a few things you might like to try... But first, it only seems fair that I should dress down to your level... to make you more comfortable."  He watched with interest as she stripped down to her bra and panties.  Then she stepped up to the front door and turned the sign from "Open" to "Closed".  "We don't need to have anypony bothering us while we get you fit."

"You seem to be more of a sapphire yourself," he mused.

"How nice of you to notice," she replied, then she picked up the end of his scarf as she asked, "But what do you wear this for?  It's far to warm to justify such winter clothing."

"Oh, it has many uses beyond just keeping me warm," he replied, "but I think it would look interesting on you."

"You think so?" she asked as she coiled the scarf about her neck and shoulders.

"Indeed," he said as he stepped up next to her.

"I don't think it looks as good on me as it does on you."

"You would be gorgeous in absolutely nothing," he purred into her ear.

"That sounds like an invitation," she said as she reached behind her back and unclipped her bra.

He slipped it down over her arms as he looked over her round and firm breasts with the large deep blue nipples.  Reaching down to his coat, he came up with a hat as he said, "You need the hat too."  She smiled as he placed it on her head.

"Interesting boxers," she said, "but they seem a little small to me."

He looked down and noticed that with his erection, they did seem a bit tight.

"That can be fixed," he said as he removed them.

"I think that could use a tailor's touch," she said as she kneeled before him and took his rigid cock in her mouth.

He placed his hand behind her head and held it softly as she took more and more of his boner into her mouth.  Minutes passed until most of his cock was being sucked, her fingers teasing his balls even as her tongue worked it's magic.  The Doctor panted until he grunted and blew his wad down her throat.

The Doctor smiled as she looked into his eye and said, "Funny... I don't really know why I had to do that so badly."

"It seems to be something that's going around," he replied, "Apparently as well as something called Poison Joke."

"Poison Joke?" she asked, "Isn't that only found in the Everfree Forest?"

"Not any more, it seems."

"Considering the trouble it caused last time, that doesn't sound good," she replied as she slipped off her panties.  Then she guided him over to her fainting couch as she laid him on his back.  Then she mounted him, slipping his cock right up into her hot and wet marepussy as she faced him.  "I know this sounds selfish," she purred, "but I must have you inside me... I MUST!"

"I can't say no to a vision as lovely as you," he replied.

"Flatterer," she said as she blushed and started riding his cock.

"Just being honest," he answered.

She rode him for minutes, panting as she bounced up and down on him.  He glanced at a window and noticed that Romana, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were all crowded about a window staring at them wide-eyed.  They had noticed how the Doctor had reached up to fondle both of Miss Rarity's fairly impressive breasts.

"Something wrong, Doctor?"

"No," he replied, "I've just noticed my companion and her friends are back."

"Ah," she moaned, "I should have closed the curtains."

Then they heard the front door open as they heard a mare say, "Mail call, Miss Rarity!"  The two of them looked and realized that Derpy was staring at them as she dropped some letters on the floor at her feet.

"I should have locked the door too," she grumbled as she continued to ride the Doctor.  She wasn't about to let anything or anypony interrupt her while she was getting off on his cock.  Moaning her pleasure aloud, she said, "Oh... yes... this is incredible!"

Neither of them really noticed when Romana, Pinkie and Dash filed in behind Derpy and closed the door.

"OH!!  YES!!" she moaned, "I WANT YOU TO CUM INSIDE ME AS MUCH AS I WANT TO CUM ON YOU!!"

He simply grunted as he dumped his load inside her, and then she climaxed while she was still riding his cock.  While she panted, Pinkie came over, removed the Doctor's hat and scarf from Rarity, placed them on herself, and said, "Excuse me.  I need to borrow these for a little while."  Romana looked curiously as she took her by the arm and led her towards the back room.

While he watched them go, he scratched the back of his neck.

"Is something wrong?" asked Rarity.

"I'm sure it's nothing," he replied, but she moved his hair and looked.  Then she gasp.

"What is it?"

"You've been affected by the Poison Joke!!" she replied, "I can see the patchy area on the back of your neck!!"

"Funny," he replied, "I don't know when I could have been exposed..."

(6) Twilight of the Doctor

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

Rarity went in search of the others.  She was in such a hurry that she hadn't even bothered to dress herself first.  It wasn't hard to follow the growing sounds of panting and moaning to her storage room.  When she opened the door, she was surprised by what she found.   On one of her old spare beds she was sure was in storage, she saw Romana, Pinkie and Dash together naked themselves.  Well, Pinkie was wearing the Doctor's hat, his scarf, and a strap-on she could have sworn she had never seen before.

Pinkie was gripping Romana's thighs as she boned her with the strap-on energetically from the end of the bed.  She was moaning something that didn't make any sense to her, saying, "Oh yeah!!  I got yer Rod of Rassilon right here!!"  Her voice seemed to be deeper as if she were trying to impersonate the Doctor's voice... poorly.

Romana was towards the end of the bed with her legs folded at the knees and spread wide enough to give Pinkie as much access to her marepussy as she wanted.  Judging by the way both her pussy and Pinkie's were so wet, it must have been a double-header that worked its magic on both mares at once.  She was moaning, "Oh, harder, faster Doctor!!"  Her head was rolled to the side so that the one behind her could have the best access to her throat.

Then Dash was behind Romana using her own breasts and stomach as something Romana could lean back against.  She seemed to be quite involved with fondling both of the Time Mare's breasts even as she nibbled at the side of her neck.  Her fingers deftly played with her nipples, making them both hard as they just stood out from her boobs.

"What are they doing?" asked the Doctor from behind, "Is Pinkie pretending to be me?"

"I believe they call it... role playing," mused the tailor unicorn, "I think somepony has some secret fantasies about you."

"She never expressed an interest in mating before."

"Perhaps it's the Poison Joke," she mused, "After all, you claim you aren't normally this randy either."

"Should we check her then?"

"Oh, let them finish with their... amusements... first," she replied as she looked over her shoulder with a smirk, "After all, Poison Joke can't be transmitted by contact from victim to victim."

He nodded.

"Oh Romana," moaned Pinkie, "I'll make you the Queen of Time before we're done!!"

"I don't want to be Queen of Time if it means having to leave your side, my dear!!" moaned Romana back.

"There's no..." he began.

"Don't spoil the fantasy," giggled Rarity, "They're enjoying themselves."

"Role playing?"

"No one said it had to be realistic," she replied softly.  Then she turned and told him, "We might as well get cleaned up and dressed while we wait.  Then we can check Romana for Poison Joke.  After that, we can take you both to see Twilight Sparkle."

"She can cure us?" he asked.

"Well, I'm sure she took notes the first time we were affected, and Zecora helped cure us with her medicinal bath."

He nodded as the two of them left.

"Oh Doctor.  Take me and make me yours," moaned Romana as they walked away.

"Yeah," he replied to Rarity, "She's never talked to me like that before."

"Perhaps as Time Lords," she said, "it would be unbecoming if she just expressed her true desires about you."

"Maybe so."

...

Now that they were all cleaned up and dressed once more, they headed towards Twilight's Library.

"So Doctor," asked Romana with a crimson glow in her cheeks, "Just how much of our... uh... role playing... did you overhear?"

"Not much," he smirked, "Oh Queen of Time."

"That... was just... we were..." she spluttered incoherently.

Pinkie placed her arm about her shoulders as she said, "Oh, he's just teasing you."

"I have to admit that I've never realized you had anything more than a working relationship with me in mind."

She wrapped her arms about Pinkie's waist as she stammered, "Well... it's not becoming... A Time Mare shouldn't... it just wasn't the right time..."

"I can't say I've ever seen you so flustered in my life," he replied as he looked at her, and she looked away, "Do I really have that much influence with your romantic interests?"

She nodded into Pinkie's hair.

"Well," he said, "I promise I'll be more... considerate of your feelings."

"Howdy y'all," said Applejack.

They looked ahead to see that she was almost to Twilight's Library ahead of them.  The Doctor smiled and waved even as he looked around for Big Macintosh.

"Don't worry about him," she replied, "He, Granny and Apple Bloom have all come down with the Poison Joke they found in our apple orchards.  I couldn't stop them from trying to pull them thar magical weeds, so they sent me to see Twilight about a cure.  Why are ya here?"

"It seems that both the Doctor and Romana have been affected by the Poison Joke as well," answered Rarity, "and we decided to come here since it's a shorter trip than going to see Zecora."

The orange mare simply nodded.  "I reckon if Twilight can help one of us, she can help all of us," she said as she stepped up to the door and knocked.

"Spike!!" called a mare from inside, "Answer the door, would you?!"

"Okay," called another voice from within.

After a moment, the door opened to reveal a short purple wingless dragon with green spines.  He was only wearing a pair of shorts with a hole in the back for his tail.  He looked around and said, "Hey, how's it going?  What's up?  Who's your new friends?"

"You shouldn't ask so many questions at once," scolded Rarity, "but things are awkward, we're having problem with Poison Joke, and this is the Doctor and Romana."  She indicated the two of them as she finished.

"Wow, they have horns as big as Princess Luna," he said in awe as he looked at their horns, "and isn't it a bit warm for such a long multi-colored scarf?"

"It's more functional than that," he replied, "Is this Twilight Sparkle busy?"

"Actually," answered the dragon, "She's already spent hours and hours trying to figure out why Poison Joke is spreading beyond the Everfree Forest so quickly.  It spread leagues beyond where it's supposed to be, and more and more ponies are getting affected by contact with the stuff."

"Yeah," replied Applejack, "I noticed that Big Mac, Apple Bloom and Granny have all been affected by it."

"It's hard to cure too," he said, "It's not like we can take every affected pony to the spa for a long medicated bath ya know even if we somehow hard enough herbs and medicine to make that many hot baths."  Looking about, he added, "Why don't you come in and wait for Twilight to see you?  I'm sure I can make you see tea and biscuits while you wait for her."  He led them to the main floor of the Library and showed them the various seats as he scampered off to make tea.

He looked about at the huge collection of books around him as he said, "I take it that this Twilight is a scholar?"

"Among other things," replied Rarity.

"Oh?"

"She also the most magical unicorn outside of Canterlot," she added.

"Oh, she studies all kind of book-wormy stuff," muttered Dash.

"It sounds like with a little prompting, she may well turn out to be a good scientist."

"Whatevs."

The Doctor took a book down and began to read it.  "Magical curses and diseases," he mused, "How interesting."

"You know magic is just technology that hasn't been explained yet," replied Romana.

"At least they're trying to understand it," said the Doctor.

Spike returned with a tray he set down, and then began passing out tea and biscuits to all as they waited.

"Cutie Pox?" he asked, "That sounds a lot like Hyper-talent Accumulation Syndrome."

Spike blinked as he asked, "You know about that?  What causes it?  What's the cure for it?"

"We found it was the result of a combination of factors, including a rare form of bread mold, a virus carried by sunflowers, and a hormonal biological imbalance caused by being too intense most of the time."

"None of that makes any sense to me."

"The cure requires purging the victim's system, including their blood and digestive tract, of all contaminants as well getting them to just plain calm down by meditation."

"That doesn't sound very quick either."

"It's better than having one's body fail be overtaxing it, and then forcing an unneeded regeneration upon them."

"Rewhateration?"

"Oh, when a Time Lord gets too old, sick or dies for some reason, we completely rebuild our bodies to a healthy and generally younger state through a process called regeneration.  Normally, a Time Lord is born with about twelve regenerations."

"That sounds so interesting," said a mare's voice as she walked in.  They turned to see a violet unicorn mare standing about as tall as Pinkie, Dash and Applejack (What's up with that?) with darker violet mane and tail, but she had a bright red streak in both her mane and tail as well.  Her eyes shone with a bright purple color.  She wore a white labcoat with a purple patch on the bottom sides that showed a red six-pointed star surrounded by five small white stars.  In her hand, she held a brown wooden clipboard with a stack of papers under the clip.

"Hello there!" said the Doctor as he turned to face her, "I'm the Doctor."

"Good," she replied, "We could use a Doctor.  But... Doctor who?"

"Oh, I'm just called the Doctor," he answered, "It's both a name and a title."

"Fascinating," she said, "but before I can tell if the normally Poison Joke cure will work on you and your friend, I think we're going to have to take some readings and measurements.  So as soon as your done with tea, I should take you both down to the lab.  It's under the Library... for safety reasons."

He nodded.

"Hey Twilight," interrupted Applejack, "If'n I could bother ya..."

"Mow many?" she asked.

"Three countin Big Macintosh, Granny an Apple Bloom."

"Okay," she said as she turned to Spike, "Go see if we have enough medicinal bath for them."

"On it," replied Spike as he ran off.

"Thanks," said Applejack as she tipped her hat.

"I'd give it to you right now," replied Twilight, "but I don't know how much of that I'm going to use working on a cure that works faster and is easier to administer to the possible hundreds of ponies that are going to be affected by the Poison Joke.  I'm still not even sure why it's spreading from the Everfree Forest so quickly."

"You might as well examine me first," offered the Doctor.

She nodded.

Twilight Investigates

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

The Doctor stood in the middle of Twilight's lab while she wore his hat and scarf.  "What an interesting collection of museum pieces you have here," he mused, "I've never seen them in such good condition."

"Museum pieces?!" she asked, "These are cutting edge instruments!"

"Oh... sorry.  We stopped using this gear more than a thousand years ago where I came from."

She just blinked as she stared at him.

"Well in order to breach time and dimensions," he said, "You'd have to be far more advanced than this."

Her eye twitched as she said, "Breach time and dimensions?!"

"Uh...  I take it you can't?"

She shook her head no.

"Don't worry," he said with a smile, "Perhaps in a thousand more years, you will."

She smiled as her teeth ground against each other.

"Sorry," he said awkwardly, "I'm not trying to belittle your accomplishments..."

"Don't worry about it," she said between clenched teeth, "Why don't we start with the examination, shall we?"  She stepped over and said, "Why don't you sit in this state of the art examination chair, would you?"

"Oh sure," he said as he sat down.  He looked at the straps, helmet, and wires, and asked "You aren't going to electrocute me with the rig, are you?"

"I assure you this is simply for science," she said as she strapped down his arms and legs, settled the helmet into place, and then began attaching the wire probes to various places on his skin.  Once he was secured, she walked over to the control panel, and the crystals on the helmet began to glow as he felt electrical currents that made him tingle all over.

"Ho-o-o-o-w qua-a-a-a-a-aint," he said as he shivered.

A machine began spitting out a wide strip of paper with multiple scribbles made from a number of recording pens.  She looked over the output as she nodded and hummed.

"There's something wrong with your heart," she said, "It's like its double beating.  I'd be sure to have..."

"Time Lords have two hearts," he said, "That's perfectly normal."

"TWO?!" she asked, "Your fluoroscopy image should be quite revealing."

"It's lucky that my species is naturally resistant to radiation," he quipped.

"Oh, it's well know that this level of X-ray exposure is harmless," she replied.

"Right..."

She ignored his comment as she continued, "Your breathing is all off too.  How can you live taking less than one fourth of the breaths a normal pony takes?!"

"Hyper efficient lungs," he replied, "It's part of having two hearts.  I can normally hold my breath for several minutes, but with some simple feedback control, I can extend that one lung full of hair to about two hours."

"Amazing."

"We also have a high resistance to poison from having double kidneys and a second liver."

"Oh yes," he continued, "and our immune system automatically produces antigens to any foreign substance that enters our body without triggering excessive histamine responses."

"What da what?"

"Well, I'm sure you'll get around to discovering this information... eventually."

"You're certainly... interesting," she said as she continued to read the graph, "but so alien that I have no idea how well the Poison Joke bath is going to work on you.  Even your brain readings seem to be off the charts.  Never seen anything like it.  I take it that the one called Romana is similar to you?"

"Mostly," he replied, "Just as there's variations in ponies, there's variations in Time Lords."

"I hope she won't mind being studied then."

"I'll assure her it's completely safe."

After shutting down the examination chair, she leaned over as she blushed and said, "In fact, I find everything about you to be... utterly fascinating."  She felt the bulge in his boxers and said, "It seems you feel the same about me."

"Well... I do have this powerful urge to mate with you," he admitted.

"I wouldn't be scientific if I wasn't thorough," she purred as she started to strip off her lab coat.  Then she liberated his throbbing cock from his boxers as she gave it a lick.  She stared at her chest, easily on par with Rarity's, as her bra rose and fell with her increasingly panting breaths.  The she popped the clasp in front of her bra as she revealed her purple breasts and their even deeper violet nipples.  She sucked the head of his dick as she used her hands to mold her boobs around his shaft and began to tit fuck him.

"I like your chair-side manner," he panted.

She paused from sucking to say, "Definitely an above average specimen."

"Have you done this before?" he moaned.

"No, I've just studied this in one of my books," she replied as she returned to sucking him.  By pressing her breasts together, she made it even feel tighter around his cock that even her marepussy would.

"Oh my," said the Doctor as he drew closer.

She blinked and backed up her head just in time to get a full facial as he blew his seed all over her face.

"That certainly is above average volume of ejactulate," she mused.

"Oh, I'm not that special for Time Lords," he replied.

"Well you can certainly keep an erection," she said as she looked at his throbbing cock, "Is that normal too?"

"I... can't speak for all Time Lord stallions," he replied slowly.

"Well time for the final check before we move on."

He was about to ask her what that was when she stripped of her panties, climbed onto the arms of the chair, and settled down so that his cock went right up into her maregina.

"Is that scientific too?" he asked.

"No," she replied as she started riding his cock, "This is more of a personal interest."

"I see.  My observations tell me that you were a virgin until just now?"

She nodded as she rode him.

"I'm flattered that I should be the first."

"Actually," she replied, "I can't tell you why I want to do this so badly."

"I've been hearing that a lot lately."

"Really?"

"Yes," he answered, "That's what I heard from Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Rarity."

"You mated with ALL OF THEM?!"

"Oh yes," he said, "and within the last three hours or so."

"Your sexual prowess is astounding," she panted as she bounced.

"So I've been told," he groaned.

"I'd swear you cock is somehow stimulating every neural cluster in my vaginal and anal areas all at the same time!  Even my clitoris is throbbing even though you haven't even touched it yet!"

A glance told him that her clit was in fact erect and throbbing in its own way.

"Ancient Time Lord secret," he said with a smirk.

"OH!" she moaned, "We could learn so much from your kind!!  Magic and science could be advanced a hundred years in less than one!!  Who knows what kind of good could come of this?!"

"We tried that before," he grunted, "and paid the price.  The society wasn't ready to advance so fast.  They used their new sciences and magic not to help each other, but only use old hatreds and prejudices to bring about their own total destruction.  From that day forward, the Time Lords have forbidden by law that our technology should be given out to anypony without the full consent, analysis and approval of the Time Lord Council.  Even then, it would be unlikely..."

"That's so... so..." she said, "I'M SO CUMMING!!"

She continued to ride him so her orgasm would be prolonged as much as possible.  After a couple more minutes, he moaned, "Oh, I'm gonna ejaculate again soon!  You might want to get off now if you..."

"No!" she groaned, "I'll take it!"

And she did.

"Oh not again," groaned Romana as she covered her eyes from the doorway into the lab.  Then she just turned about and marched herself right back up to the main library.

Apparently unaware she was even there, Twilight whispered as she rested with his cock still fully inside her, "I think we can move on to the fluoroscope now."

"Very well," he agreed.

...

Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Ponyville...

...

"Have a nice day," said Derpy as she walked away from the house where she just delivered the mail.

"You too!" called Random Earth Pony Stallion #9.

"He is such a nice..."

Suddenly, she found her path blocked by a mysterious stranger.  While most of his body was covered by his brown monkish robes, she could see his above average sized horn, his waxed mustache, and his fine waxed goatee.

"Hello strange and scary stranger," she said happily.

"And hello to you, test subject number 69," he said in a slick stallion's voice.  A very strange looking wand poked out of his sleeve as a violet ray zapped her in the chest.

"My name is Derpy... OHHH!!"

She moaned as her chest began to swell rapidly, filling her mail uniform shirt as the buttons strained to contain them.  Then the buttons popped off like bullets one at a time.  Then her shirt split open, her bra split apart, and her now spot covered breasts swelled into view.  They soon grew to the size of watermelons before they slowed.

"I don't know what went wrong," she said, "but I have to get fucked... I HAVE TO GET FUCKED NOW!!"

"I would if I wasn't so busy," he replied with an evil chuckle as he stepped into the bushes.  When she ran to the bushes to look for him, he was gone.  All that remained was the echo of his hideously evil laughter.

(8) The Doctor makes a House Call

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"So why am I in the chair now?" asked Twilight.

"Well if you reading on my physiology were inconclusive," he said evenly, "then perhaps taking readings on you will provide more insight.  You've been exposed to the Poison Joke and you already know what it does."

"Yes," she replied, "It makes my horn soft and pliable, and it blocks my magical powers.  But aren't my instruments 'museum pieces'?"

"I've made a few adjustments and upgrades that you would have discovered in a year or two anyway," he answered, "so I'm not giving you anything that's going to upset the balance of technology and magic."

"And... uh... I'm naked because?" she asked as she looked over herself as she was strapped down into the seat.

"Not that I'm complaining," he smirked, "but it was your idea for optimum readings."

"My idea?"

"Indeed it was," he replied.

"I... don't remember suggesting that," she said with a blush, "In fact, with you hovering over me like this... I can't seem to remember a number... of..."

"From what you told me, Poison Joke only produces one effect on it's victims?"

"Yes," she replied, "I got a soft horn that ruined my magic, Applejack shrank to the size of a rat, Fluttershy's voice deepened, Rainbow Dash couldn't control her flight, Rarity's mane and tail turned into a twisted unmanageable mess, and Pinkie Pie's tongue swelled up so much that she couldn't speak intelligibly."

"Hmm," he mused as he read the graphs, "It doesn't make sense... unless..."

"What?"

"Pheromones!!" he replied, "The Poison Joke has somehow altered and enhanced my natural pheromones!  Since they're produced inside my own body, they affect my mind as well as others!  They compel mating even out of season!"

"But how can we stop ponies from smelling your pheromones?"

"It shouldn't be hard to rig up a proper filtration mask."

"For everypony in the area?"

"As long as exposure to me is limited..."

A loud noise from upstairs interrupted their thoughts.  It sounded like somepony was breaking in the front door.

"I better go see what that was," he said as he dashed for the stairs.

"But Doctor," she said, "I'm still..."

She cursed herself for making her chair and its restraints resistant to unicorn magic.  It was going to take her some time for her to get our of them on her own, but her horn dimly glowed as she started working on them.

...

Rarity was taken aback.  She was on the way to answer the front door when it was kicked in.  Standing there was Derpy, but she was staring intently as Rarity had never seen before, and her boobs had swollen to watermelons.  Hot pink spotted watermelons.  It must have been a dramatic change because her shirt was burst wide open and her bra appeared to be broken.  The next thing she knew, the enrage mailmare had grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her into the wall.

"Tell me where the Doctor is!!" she howled in the tailor's face.  As she leaned into her face, Derpy's now mammoth boobs seemed to pin her against the wall as much as her arms and hands did.

"The Doctor is in Canterlot," replied Rarity.

"No!" she replied, "He's here!  I can smell him!"

"It's lucky that the Doctor still makes house calls," said the Doctor as he stepped out of the stairwell down, "Now let the nice tailor go.  We both know you came here for me, so here I am... I must say your chest has really swollen from the last time I saw you, my dear."

"Yes," she hissed, "when I saw you boning the heck out of this little slutmare over here!"

"Well no one was stopping you from joining us," he replied evenly, "You were the one who turned and left."

"Well I don't know what went wrong," she moaned, "but I want a piece of you right now!!"

"Very well," he answered, "but I don't think the Library floor is..."

"Twilight keeps a bed upstairs!!" she said as she scooped him up and dashed towards the staircase.

Once released, Rarity slipped down the wall as she slumped to the floor.  "Funny," she mused, "Derpy isn't normally so... aggressive."

"Should we go... save him or something?" asked Romana.

"If all she wants is sex," mused Dash, "I don't think it's anything he can't handle."

"But what if in her current condition, her aggression turns to violence?"

"I'm feeling a little aggressive myself," said Pinkie as she leaned into her.

"Me too," said Dash as she leaned in from the opposite side.

Romana was starting to feel just a bit trapped between them as they started nibbling at her neck from opposing sides.

...

The Doctor found himself thrown onto Twilight's bed with great force.  In a blink of an eye, the now out of control Derpy was on top of him, giving him a face full of her new boobs.

"You will be gentle with me, won't you?" he asked with puppy dog eyes.

She responded by tearing away his boxers with one fluid motion.  His cock was already hard and ready for action... again.  Then she tore away her own mail uniform shorts with equal ease, and apparently her own panties in the same gesture.

"Just lay there and let me do the work!" she snarled in his face.

"If you insist, my dear..."

Grabbing the base of his shaft, she made it stand straight up from his crotch.  "Oh, I insist!" she growled as she raised herself up and dropped down, thrusting his cock right up into her birth canal faster than he could have imagined possible.  Then she placed both of her hands on his shoulders as she rode him.

"I don't suppose you're a virgin too?"

"Yes," she moaned, "Yes I am!  Does it matter?!"

"No," he replied as she bounced, "That just seems to be how things are going for me today.  But I take it this isn't how you normally behave, my dear?"

She paused to think about it before saying, "No, I guess... this isn't my normal self."

"Do you recall how you were exposed to the Poison Joke?"

"I... I... my mind so fuzzy... just wanting to mate with you... after I saw you with Miss Rarity..."

"Please.  You must remember."

"I have to finish," she moaned, "I have to finish before I can think straight!"

Minutes passed as she bounced.  He blew his wad into her, and then she climaxed a few moments later herself.

"You know," she said as she panted, "I might think a little better if you stopped playing with my nipples."

He hadn't even realized his was were doing so until he looked at his fingers were teasing her now great nipples into a rock hard state of their own.

"Oh, so sorry," he replied as he released them.

"I... I..." she stammered, "Never touched Poison Joke.  It didn't touch me.  A strange unicorn stallion zapped me with... some wand thingie...  That's the last thing I remember clearly..."

"What could you see?  How did you know it was a stallion?"

"He... he... had a waxed mustache... pointy well trimmed goatee... the rest was under his monk-like robes."

"Feeling better now?"

"The urge to mate with you is gone for now," she replied, "but I can feel it coming back already.  I don't know what went wrong... or how long I can resist mating with you again."

"Hopefully I find..."

"DOCTOR!!" screamed Romana from downstairs.

"It seems there's another house call to me made," he said as he pushed Derpy off her.

She rolled over onto her back as she moaned, "Wow, that really took it out of..."  And then she was asleep even as the Doctor ran to the stairwell.

...

A moment earlier, down in the lab...

...

'This is taking too long,' thought Twilight as her horn glowed, 'If the Doctor's pheromones are messing with me, they should be wearing off soon.'  For all her efforts, she had only unstrapped one hand.  Then she realized that somepony was down in the lab with her, and they hadn't come down the stairs.

Then she felt a hand over her eyes, and another over her mouth.

"Well well," he hissed into her ear, "All strapped down and no place to go?"

"Mmm mmmppphhh!!" she protested.

"Don't worry," he replied, "I don't plan to detain you very long... test subject number 70.  I'm quite eager to see what happens when I use my ray on somepony as brilliant and talented as you."

Even though he uncovered her eyes, she knew the speaker was behind the chair, and his hand over her mouth clearly stopped her from turning her head.  Then something pointy and metallic poked her in the back of her head.

"This shouldn't hurt you... much..." he said as he laughed evilly.  Then she felt her head filled with strange energy as she felt her consciousness slipping away.

...

Back in the moment...

...

The Doctor slipped downstairs to see that Pinkie and Dash had stripped Romana again, and were now licking her all over.  But that wasn't what made her scream so.  A strange sound made him look as Twilight shambled her way up the stairs.  But her eyes were now solid dimly glowing purple orbs, and her expression seemed numb and completely neutral.

"Se-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-x..." she moaned, "Se-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-x..."

"What's wrong with her, Doctor?!" panted Romana as Dash and Pinkie had her pinned to the floor.

"This is sheer speculation, mind you," he said, "but it seems that while the Poison Joke affected her magic before, now it's affected her other greatest asset:  Her mind!  She's be turned into some kind of mindless sex zombie!"

"Did you just make that up?!" moaned Romana.

"Most likely."

"And what about these two?!" she asked as Dash and Pinkie licked her crazy.

"It's most likely your pheromones that are driving them into a sexual frenzy," he replied as he looked over the shambling Twilight as she approached them.

"And the crazy one with the giant tits?!"

"I think she fell asleep right after she forced me to mate with her," he replied evenly, "but first she told me that a unicorn stallion zapped her with some kind of ray before she lost her mind and grew those giant boobs."

"So the Poison Joke... has been weaponized?!"

"It would seem so," as he waited for Twilight to shamble closer, "and I have a feeling that weaponized Poison Joke is responsible for our friend's condition."

"How can we cure anypony without her?!"

"It seems our only hope now is the one called Zecora!"

Applejack sprinted into the room as she said, "Don't worry, Doc.  I remember the way we went there the last time."

"Doctor!" called Romana, "I can't follow you like... mmmppphhh!!"  She was cut off by a kiss mouth to mouth from Pinkie.

"I think the sex zombie is going to follow me," said the Doctor as he followed Applejack to the door, "So I think you don't have to worry too much... about things other than sloppy oral sex."

"MMMPPPHHH!!!"

"I promise I'll return!"

"We can stop by Fluttershy's place on the way," said Applejack as she ran, "She knows critters, even the ones in the Everfree Forest!  I think we can use her expertise if..."

"If?"

"We can convince her it's more important than how scared she is of going into the Everfree Forest!"

He grabbed his scarf on the way out and made a rough loincloth out of it.

"That there thing is useful," said Applejack as she glanced over her shoulder.

Breathe Hard and Flutter On

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

The Doctor and AJ raced down the road towards Fluttershy's place.  Of course, as fast as the Twilight-zombie was moving, the two of them could rest for a couple of hours at her place before worrying about her catching up with them.  But as they approached, they could feel that something was amiss.  That something had disturbed the animals.

"Funny," said Applejack, "Fluttershy is usually outside taking care of her critters an all bout this time of tha day."

"Perhaps one has taken ill?" asked the Doctor.

"Or maybe this new Poison Joke has affected one of them, I reckon."

They noticed that the front door was ajar as they came up the path towards it.  She approached the door first and risked peeking in.

"Ah don't see her around, Doc," she said as he leaned over her back.

"But they do seem to be hovering around that door towards the back."

"Ah'm pretty sure that there is her bedroom door."

"I would normally knock first," he said as he opened the door, "but I think there really isn't time for..."

"Is somepony out there?" asked a voice from beyond the door.

"Barry Whitehorse?!" he asked, "Is that you?!"

"No Doc," replied Applejack, "That there is sweet little Fluttershy.  Her voice deepens when she exposed to Poison Joke."  She went up to the door and said, "We know about yer curse, Flutters, but the Doc here and I need yer help real bad.  I don't care what you sound like right now."

"It's not that," she replied, "It's just that... the Poison Joke curse... changed more than... Oh, I can't say it... It's just too embarrassing for me... I can't be seen anywhere..."

"Look," she replied, "We're best friends, and this here is the Doctor.  I'm sure it ain't nothin all that bad.  Please let us in."

"It's... not locked..."

She cautiously opened the door as they saw Fluttershy laying in bed.  The covers were layered heavily up to her neck.  They walked over to the bedside as she looked at them with pleading eyes.  Her cheeks were red.

"Please don't judge me," she said softly.

She slowly began to peel back the covers as her chest appeared.  Her breasts were the largest and roundest of the mane six, but that didn't seem to be what was making her blush so badly.  She grabbed AJ's hand as she said, "No, it's too..."

"Sugarcube," she replied, "We ain't got time fer this."  Then she ripped the covers down as she side, "By Celestia's horn!!"

Fluttershy's clit was now a massive horse cock, and it looked rather erect.  She blushed even more as the Doctor proceeded to examine it with his hands.

"Oh my," she gasp, "That's so... so... sensitive."

"Hmm," said the Doctor, "It seems that while she lack external testes, she still seems to have lost her vagina."

"An that all means in laypony speak?"

"She's got no balls, but has no marepussy," he explained, "That does explain the deeper voice, however."

"Well that surely is the second biggest horsecock I ever done see," she said, "But... ah... I'm sure we'll fix that up real quick as soon as we get ta Zecora's place...  That's where me an the Doc here are going."

"I can't go anyplace like this," she replied.

"Ah'm sure Zecora won't be phased," answered the Earth pony, "and we doubt any other pony is out there right now..."  She leaned closer to the cock as she said, "but... ah guess we ain't in that mucha hurry..."

"What are you doing?"

But AJ couldn't speak since she grabbed the end of her shaft with both hands, and then took the head of her cock into her mouth.

"Oh... my..."

The Doctor came around behind Applejack as he pulled down her shorts, and said, "I know that I shouldn't be doing this right now, but it's all I can think about."

"Ohhh... myyy..." said Fluttershy as she took about half a dozen inches of her throbbing horsecock into her mouth.

The Doctor had positioned himself right behind her as his hand reached between her legs to finger her marepussy hotly.  Each suck took in just a little more of Fluttershy's erection, and the Doctor made AJ just a bit wetter down below herself.  By the time she had taken about the first foot in her mouth and down her throat, the Doctor was ready as much as AJ was for him to mount her as she stood there.  With one hand on her muscular flank and the other guiding his own cock, the Doc slipped it right up AJ's hot and wet maregina.

"Ohhhhhhh... myyyyyyy..."

As AJ moved up and down Fluttershy's shaft, the Doctor moved in and out of her using her rocking motion to his advantage.

"I'm gonna... I'm gonnnnnnaaa..."

The Doctor slapped AJ's flank as he said, "YEE-HAW!"

But AJ was backing up as the throbbing cock popped from her mouth, and then it blew it's wad all over her face.  Fluttershy's head was thrown back in a deep throated moan even as her face was soaked, and then it kept cumming all over her chest down towards her stomach.  It just kept pumping and pumping prodigious amounts of jizz all over AJ.

The Doctor had also stopped his motion, and the look on his face was surely a sign he was blowing his own wad up into Applejack's marepussy as well.

"OH... MY..."

"Yee haw?" asked the Doctor, "I wonder where that came from..."

"That there was the second biggest cumming ah ever done seen..." said Applejack as she looked down at herself.

"Well since the sex zombie..."

"SEX ZOMBIE?!"

"Long story," he said, "but she's part of the reason why we need to see Zecora so badly.  I'm sure once Twilight has been treated, she'll be as normal as any otherpony.  So we better get cleaned up fast, and see if there's some spare clothes we can put on before we run off to the Everfree Forest."

"I was... kinda wondering... why you are wearing a scarf like that..." she said as she looked at his loins.

"Part of the long story," he said quickly.

...

A little while later after a communal bath and... a couple of other things, the three of them were ready to go.

"Ah can't say I've ever sucked that much cock before," said Applejack as she wiped her chin.  She was dressed in a set of Fluttershy's sweatpants and shirt while both Fluttershy and the Doctor were putting on two of her heaviest raincoats.  The long kind that went all the way down to mid calf.

"I... really hope nopony else has to see me like this."

"We should start soon," he said, "I think the sex zombie must be getting close by now."

"Just a moment to pack a little something to eat and drink along the way," she said as she dashed off to the kitchen.

There was a slow pounding starting at the front door.

"Oh great," he said, "She's here.  There's a back door, isn't there?"

"Yeah.  It would be awkward having to go all the way around the house to get to the critter's pens."

"Don't take long my dear," he called, "It sounds like Twilight's stronger even though she's slowed down a lot!"

Fluttershy returned with a large brown paper bag as she said, "My critters will be all right, won't they?"

"She's after me," said the Doctor, "I doubt any of your animals will distract her... unless..."

"Unless?"

"You have any jacks, horse stallions or steers around for breeding, would you?"

"A farmer brought by a steer and a cow yesterday.  He wanted me to get them over their shyness so he would mount her and give her some calves... You don't think..."

"That the steer... might get lucky?"

"Oh... my..."

"Well I doubt it would hurt either of them," he said as they heard the door crack, "but we better get going right now!  I'm not so sure about our safety!"

They all ran for the back door as there was another crack heard from the front.

(10) Zecora, the Wise Zebra

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"Well Doc," said Applejack, "Here we are at the edge of the Everfree Forest."

He glanced back at Fluttershy as he said, "Are you alright to continue?"

Fluttershy looked away as she said quietly, "It's for my friends.  I guess I have to."

"All of us has ta be careful here," said the orange Earth mare, "There's a whole lotta monsters around here that don't like no strangers."

"Like what?" he asked.

"Well, there's Hydras, Chimeras, Cockatrices, Manticores, Timber Wolves - made of real timber, ah might add, - teenage Dragons, Phoenix... uh... what's the plural of Phoenix?"

"Phoenixes," he replied, "but I get the point.  We'll just have to move carefully and remain alert."

"This is why Fluttershy is along, Doc.  It seems she understands them thar monsters as well as regular critters."

"I see."

As they walked into the woods, he looked about as he said, "It seems the Poison Joke is spreading even within the boundaries of the forest."

"Ah wonder if the Poison Joke can affect critters?" mused Applejack.

"It seems that if the animals are cautious enough to avoid it, then it probably does affect them too.  But since it doesn't appear to be that many animals under its affects, perhaps there are other ways to rid oneself of its affects."

"That would help alot, Doc."

"But a number of those monsters you mentioned are combinations of other animals."

"So?"

"Well what would cause such hybridization?"

"I dunno," she replied, "Twilight might tell us... if she weren't no SEX ZOMBIE!"

"If we stick to the animal paths," said Fluttershy, "We should be safer as long as we're alert."

"Alert?" asked the Doctor.

"Well, since animal paths are mainly used by herd animals, the predators like to use them to ambush their prey."

"That makes sense.  Fortunately us Time Lords are extremely percep-TIIIIIIIIIIVEEE!!" he said as he suddenly disappeared from view.  There was sounds of sliding, thumping, and tumbling.

"He just fell down a hill, didn't he?" asked Applejack as she facepalmed.  She walked over to the top of the slope and looked down.

"Can you see him?" asked Fluttershy.

"No, he musta tumbled at least a few hundred yards by now.  No one's getting down there without a tumble of their own..." she said as she glanced over her shoulder at Fluttershy, "or they have wings."

"You want me to..." she said as she paused to gulp, "fly down and check on him... alone?"

"Well ah know ya can't fly well enough to carry me all the way down there," she replied, "Ah'll go ahead an bring back Zecora.  She might know another route to where she'd think the Doctor would wind up.  If he's hurt, just stay with him.  In fact, it's probably for the best that the two of you stay put until Zecora and I finds ya."

She nodded.

"Just be careful," she said as she tipped her hat and continued down the path towards Zecora's hut.

"I will," replied Fluttershy as she began fluttering her way down the slope.

Applejack weaved through the woods, shocked at the number of Poison Joke patches she had to avoid along the way.  It only seemed like hours had passed before Zecora's hut came into view.  She ran up to the door and knocked hard until she heard the door opening.

"Greetings to my Applejack," she said, "Is there something you need or lack?"  Applejack gulped as he looked over Zecora.  She was slightly taller, but just as lean and athletic as Applejack herself.  Her light gray hide with black stripes was something she was used to seeing now.  She was used to seeing the brass rings about her neck and her left forearm.  The golden hoop earrings were quite normal too.  Even her cutie mark that appeared to be a tribal drawing of the sun was not a surprise.  But what Applejack was still surprised by was her habit of going around wearing naught but a loincloth.  She didn't seemed phased in the least as her round and firm breasts just freely moved about with her body.  Her grapefruit sized breasts with their large black nipples.  Zecora told her once that in her lands, it was perfectly normal for a mare to walk about like that, as it was an advertisement to all of the stallions that she was... available.  And as far as Applejack knew, no stallion had ever laid a claim on the feisty zebra.

"Oh Zecora," she replied, "Poison Joke is spreadin all over the place like weeds!  Most of the family down on the farm has been affected!  Some nutty unicorn has turned it into a weapon!  Ah had Fluttershy and a strange unicorn called the Doctor with me, but he all fell down a hill an ah hadda leave Flutters behind ta look after him!  Get whatever Poison Joke cures ya have lyin around an follow me!"

"I need but a moment to gather my things," she answered, "Then we shall hurry as if on wings.  I knew that the Poison Joke problem was getting worse, but I had no idea how far the spread of the curse."

Applejack nodded as Zecora retreated within to gather her supplies.  She returned with loaded hip bags, and then nodded as the two of them ran back the way that Applejack came.  It seemed much faster following Zecora as she weaved around the patches of Poison Joke.

"This here is the spot where the Doctor fell down," said Applejack as she pointed.

"Please do not curse or frown," she replied, "I know a longer but safer path down."

Backtracking a bit further, Zecora did in fact show her a sloped and winding path down where roots crossing the path were used as steps on a staircase.  Moments passed as Zecora led them in the direction she felt the Doctor would have wound up.  Then they both stopped cold as they stared at the sight that came into view.

"What in tarnation?!" asked Applejack.

"I don't believe what I see," agreed Zecora, "How could this possibly be?"

Much to their shock and surprise, they found that both Fluttershy and the Doctor were naked again, and with... a Manticore?!  While the monster was licking Fluttershy from her crotch to her face like an eager pup, the Doctor was holding it's scorpion tail up and out of the way while he was mating with it.  By comparison of sizes, Applejack had to wonder if the Manticore would even notice that the Doctor was screwing it.  But with it's own wingboner, she figured it must be enjoying itself on some level or another.  Heck, Applejack didn't even know what one would call a female Manticore.

"Oh hello there," said the Doctor as he watched the two wide-eyed mares approaching, "You're right about Fluttershy having a way with monsters.  Apparently I do too... at least with the she-monsters.  It seems that my pheremones affects are not limited to humanoid females."

"Doc," replied Applejack, "That is... just plain wrong... on so many levels."

"I know," he answered, "but I had the feeling it was either mate with her or get eaten."

"Ah guess that's better than gettin eaten..." she said back, "but ain't she gonna wanna keep you around?"

"That is not the manticore way," replied Zecora, "She cannot compel him to stay.  He must decide if and when they should mate.  The male's the one who sets how they relate."

"Lucky for us," said the Doctor as he continued mating, "that Manticore females apparently have their clitoris internal to their vaginas, or even my cock would not have much affect on her."

"How'd ya figure that out?" asked Applejack.

"I'm a Biologist," he replied, "as one of my minor degrees.  Once Fluttershy convinced her we weren't worth the trouble to eat, I gave her an examination of her genital region before I started.  She took it as some kind of mating ritual, I believe."

"And Fluttershy?"

"Since the two of us are not fighting each other over her," he continued, "It seems she is agreeable to both of us mating with her.  She does seem to understand that since we both have cocks, we must be males even if we are kind of small and scrawny by her standards.  It must be how my enhanced pheromones have affected her."

"It seems I need to know more," said Zecora, "I've never seen Poison Joke do this before."

"I wish to apologize for the delay, me dear.  Perhaps this won't take too much longer."

The Manticore seemed to sense that the Doctor was finished, so she turned and presented her flank to Fluttershy while she in turn licked the Doctor.  Meanwhile, Applejack seemed to be developing a nervous tick in one of her eyes as she watched.  "I will never be able to forget this," she muttered under her breath.

...

The Doctor and Fluttershy redressed once they slipped away from the napping Manticore.  As the little troupe made their way towards Ponyville, the Doctor looked over Zecora.  The way she walked confidently holding her head high.  Her aura that exuded her strength and independence.

"Funny," he mused, "It's been at least a half an hour that I've been around you, and yet you haven't thrown yourself at me."

"I know it's the curse of the Poison Joke," she replied, "So my will must be as strong as the oak."

"Well it's good to know that there are some who can resist this pheromone curse."

"I must admit that even still," she said, "resisting you takes all my will."

"That's why I've kept my distance and refrained from touching you.  I respect your desire to not be forced to mate with me.  Perhaps I would do better if I had as much willpower as you posses.  Seriously though... those breasts of yours... that wiggle in your muscular flanks as you walk... the athletic way that you carry yourself... it's almost too much to resist."

"Heads up," said Applejack, "Ah think ah see the Twilight sex zombie ahead.  If'n we give her a wide berth, we can slip around her an back inta town without too mucha fuss."

"SEX ZOMBIE?!" asked Zecora, "How could that be?!"

"She's one of the victims of the weaponized Poison Joke," said the Doctor, "It's ruined her fine mind, and probably makes in impossible to think about using her magic right now.  Who knows how many dozens of ponies have either come in contact with the spreading plants or zapped by this weaponized Poison Joke ray by now.  I'd love to know who's behind this... although I have at least one evil pony in mind who might just be responsible."

It wasn't hard to avoid somepony shambling along as slowly as Twilight was.  With her fine mind gone, she couldn't use her powers to teleport after them either.  The Doctor did feel somewhat sorry for her condition, as he did leave her strapped in that chair in her own lab.  But he was in a hurry to see what the disturbance was, and he didn't think there was any other way into the lab other than the staircase.

...

Romana, Pinkie and Dash lay exhausted on the carpet of the Library after a few good hours of driving each other crazy.  They all had a good three or more orgasms each before they couldn't go on any longer.  All three of them were panting, sweaty, and thoroughly messy in their nether regions.  Romana for one had never felt so... satisfied before... in all the many decades she could remember.

"This appears to be an interesting side effect of my experiments," said a robed unicorn as he stepped into their view.

"Who are you?" panted Romana.

"Don't you recognize me," he said as he pulled his hood back, "I'm your old..."

"THE MASTER?!" cried Romana.

"Oh yes," he replied, "You and the Doctor have been quite the guinea pigs for my latest invention."

"The weaponized Poison Joke?!" she replied, "To what mad end is this scheme of yours?!"

"At first, I was going to make a giant Poison Joke bomb and let it sew chaos all over Gallopfrey, but then I began noticing the effects the ray had on early test subjects.  Many of them became horny when zapped.  They wanted to mate with the first partner that came along, willing or no.  I've enhanced the effect by making any pony zapped by it more attractive to the opposite sex as well as enhancing their need to mate with each other. It even enhances the fertility of both males and females, my dear."

"SO?!"

"Don't you get it?!" he asked, "Gallopfrey is a dying civilization!  With their superior intellects and other interests, they've all but stopped reproducing!  One invasion or accident would be the end of them all!"

"Why do you care about that?!"

"What's the point in taking over the Time Lords if they die out while I rule them?"

"So..."

"I'm going to make a bomb after all," he replied, "but based on the Poison Joke weapon I hold here."  He held the ray gun in his hand as he spoke about it.  "The blast will compel all the Time Lords to start mating like rabbits.  They'll knock up all the available Time Mares, and then the population of Gallopfrey will finally increase.  But that's not all.  Once they've fucked all the mares into pregnancy, the Time Stallions will jump into their TARDIS and hop around fucking mares all across Time and Space to satisfy their urges.  They'll leave half-breeds all over the place."

"What good will that do?!"

"Easy," he replied with a grin, "Once the half-breeds regenerate for the first time, they shall become full blooded Gallopfreyans.  The Time Lords shall have no choice but to either gather them all up, or find a way to tutor them in the ways of the Time Lords.  Our civilization shall flourish and expand like never before, my dear, and I shall preside over the whole thing!"

"YOU'RE MAD!!"

"No!!  I've never been saner!!" he replied, "I zapped you and the Doctor both when you landed on this planet.  It was almost pure chance I happened to be around when you arrived.  But now it's time to give you the FULL TREATMENT!!"  The ray gun was pointed in her direction as he adjusted a knob on the side, and she was still too winded from all her oral sex with Pinkie and Dash to move much at all.

"Please don't!" she cried as she tried to shield herself with her arms, but the Master simply laughed darkly as he fired.

The Master Plan (Goes Awry)

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

"And now it's time for the FULL TREATMENT, my dear!" shouted the Master as he pointed the raygun at Romana.  He adjusted a knob on the side of the ray just before he zapped her with it.

"Please no!" she replied as she threw up her arms in vain self defense.

The violet beam lanced out, striking Romana in the chest as she lay between an exhausted Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

"NOOO!" she screamed as she waited.

"Funny, I would think something would have happened by now," he muttered.

She calmed down as she looked about and said, "I do feel... a little tingly... all over."

"Blast!" he cursed, "It seems that once your affected, it won't affect you again!"

"Lucky me," she sighed as she slowly stood up.

"Oh silly me," he replied, "I had the silly knob turned the wrong way."  He adjusted the raygun again.  "Here we go," he said as he aimed at her again.

"Oh come on!" she moaned as she was zapped again.  She paused as she used her talons to scratch her breast feathers.  "Really, I don't feel that different."

The Master stared at her wide-eyed until he said, "You should really look at yourself in a mirror, my dear."

"Wait," she said as she stepped over to the hallway mirror, "What are you ever... EEK!!"

What she saw was the upper part of her body had effectively turned into that of a bald eagle...  or some similar type of bird.  Of course, on the bald eagle, only the male sported the white head and chest feathers, and her motherly breasts told her she was still quite the female.  Her wings twitched as she saw them for the first time.  At first, she thought her breasts had expanded, but actually it was her breast muscles that grew to accommodate her new wings.  But what shocked her most was her new wickedly hooked beak, and the fact her fine long horn was now gone.

"My eyes!" she screamed, "I'm becoming... farsighted!"

"A curious side effect," said the Master, "but I think it's more like tunnel vision.  That's a drawback of being able to focus on a point so far away."

"I... guess you're right," she replied, "I can see clearly... right ahead of me."

"Aren't you feeling horny or something?"

"No..." she replied awkwardly, "Not really."

"That won't do, test subject number 71," he replied, "I'll have to readjust the ray before I can take it back to Gallopfrey."

She turned to him as she flexed her new talons and said, "But I do have an urge I haven't felt before."

"What might that be?"

"THE URGE TO TEAR YOU APART, YOU ARROGANT ASS!!"

"Oh bollocks!" he said as he turned and ran.

She released a shrill screech even as she bounded after him.

Pinkie turned her head towards Dash as said, "I hope that only applies to him."

"Me too," replied Dash.

...

Even the Doctor was having a bit of trouble keeping up with Zecora.  She was definitely an endurance runner.  Applejack, on the other hand, was just hanging back so that Fluttershy wouldn't be left behind them.

"With the equipment in Twilight's lab," said Zecora, "a new cure at which I can take a stab!"

"You should be careful!" called the Doctor, "I think Derpy might be back up by now, and I don't know what's going on with Romana, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash!"

"I shall be careful as I can be," she replied, "wary of any danger that I can see!"

"And I should be careful about what I see," he said softly as he looked fixated upon her flexing flank muscles.  Her curvy and well defined thighs and calves.  The way her breasts swung back and forth as she shifted her weight from one foot to the other.  She was quite the sexy package deal, he thought.  He really wanted a piece of all that she offered.

'Darn,' he thought, 'I need to get better control over these urges of mine!'

"As well as we seem to fare," called the zebra, "I think we are almost there!"

The library was coming into view.

"MASTER!!" called a shrill female voice, "COME FACE ME, YOU COWARD!!"

"That... oddly sounds familiar..." mused the Doctor.

He found Zecora stopped in front of the door as they approached.  Now that she was stopped, he was mesmerized by her rising and falling breasts with each deep breath that she took.  She was also leaning forward, resting her hands on her knees so he could well see her flanks as well.

"It seems to say it's rather fair," she said, "to say that something's going on in there."

"I hope that Romana and the others are alright," he said, "It can't mean anything good if the Master is wrapped up in this."

"Would it really be such a disaster," asked Zecora, "if it really is the one called Master?"

"He's truly evil, my dear," panted the Doctor as he came up to her, "I'm sure that he's plotting against Gallopfrey, and he never cares who gets hurt along the way by his mad schemes. If the Master really is here, then Equestria really has some problems."  Before they knew it, his arm was draped across her shoulders.  "I swear I'll do whatever it takes to... MMM?!"

He suddenly found himself in a full kiss with the lips of Zecora.  Their tongues mingled as they shared their passions.  But the Doctor managed to break away when he realized his other hand had grabbed on of her boobs.

"I'm so sorry," he panted, "I shouldn't have touched you like that."

"Things are appearing more bleak," she replied, "as my will is getting more weak."

"The sooner I'm cured," he answered, "the sooner we both can stop worrying about such things.  I better go ahead.  With my training, I'm better suited to handle a surprise than most ponies."

Zecora nodded as she realized that she was actually covering her breasts, or at least her nipples, with her arm.  She suddenly felt awkward being so underdressed in the presence of a stallion.  The Doctor smiled that broad smile of his as he opened the door and stepped inside.

"Romana?!" he called as he walked down the hallway and into the main library room, "Pinkie Pie?!  Rainbow Dash?!  Are you here?!  Are you alright?!"  A white blur caught his eye just before he was pounced, but he managed to grab hold of the talons coming at him even as he fell onto his back.  He quickly realized that he was being assaulted by a hippogriff.  "Well hello there," he said as he looked into her eagle eyes, "I'm the Doctor.  Who might you be?"

"YOU!!" she screeched, "YOU NOT MASTER!!"

"I'm surely happy about small favors like that, my dear," he replied as she held her arms at the wrists.

"HUNT MASTER!!" she cried, "KILL MASTER!!"

"While I'm sure that might be a noble goal," he replied, "we might want to get to know you better first.  Perhaps a little less rage might go along way."

"DON'T HURT HER!!" called Pinkie, "THAT'S ROMANA YOU'RE HOLDING OFF THERE!!"

"Well, I must say that took me by surprise.  I wouldn't have taken you for being that mindlessly aggressive.  It must be the effects of the Poison Joke."

"That Master fella blasted her with the ray wand thingy of his!"

"We don't know where he's run off to right now!" added Rainbow Dash as she came up behind her.

"Well, it looks like my pheremones are having the... predictable effects," he said as Romana's new tongue lapped at the side of his face.  He then sighed as he said, "I didn't really think it would happen between us... like this.  I must say her... animal magnetism is off the charts, though..."  But when his raincoat fell open, he soon realized that his cock was acting like it had its own mind... or at least its own head.  It was rigid at attention eager to be placed within the birth canal of the now Romana-hippogriff.

"AHHH!!" screamed Pinkie, "He... got me!!"

He looked up to see that she had fallen to the floor even as her back seemed to glow in a fading purple light.  As she rolled onto her back, he could see her chest swelling as her breasts grew to watermelons even as her flanks also grew larger.  But the spots seemed to be all clustered on her butt instead of her chest as was the case with Derpy.

Dash was looking around for where the sneak attack shot had come from.

"StOp StaRIng At mE," growled Pinkie as she sat up, "iT's nOt FUnnY!!"

"Actually," snickered Dash, "That sounds hilarious.  You look hilarious.  It looks just like the kind of 'back' that Stallion Mix-A-Lot would go for."  She folded her arms behind her head and shook her booty as she sang:

I like big flanks and I can not lie

You other bronies can't deny

That when a mare walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face...

"STOP THAT!" growled Pinkie, "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"Why don't you make me?!" asked Dash.

So Pinkie jumped her.

But as Romana was positioning herself to mount the Doctor, Zecora stepped up and threw a handful of blue powder into her face.  She began to cough and sneeze before her eyes went wide, and she collapsed on top of the Doctor.

"I could not take a chance," said Zecora, "It wasn't safe for her claws to advance."

"Or perhaps you're coveting some of my seed for yourself?" he asked as he rolled the sleeping hippogriff off of himself.

"I find that I cannot deny," she replied, "thinking about giving you a try."

"I better stay further away from you until we get this problem sorted out," he said as he stood up, "I'll go down to the lab to make sure the Master isn't waiting in ambush for us.  The rest of you stay alert in case he's hiding around up here."  He glanced at Pinkie as she wrestled Dash and added, "I hope it's not going to get much worse than all this."

Pinkie had Dash pinned under her as she said, "I'll sHow yoU unFUnnY!"  She had Dash's hands pinned at the wrists against he floor even as she mooshed her enlarged boobs in the pegasus' face.

"Then tell me why I can't stop laughing at you?!" cried Dash from between her breasts.

But Pinkie made a sound like she was working up a spitball before she spat something onto Dash's right hand.  It looked like a glob of pink ABC bubblegum that covered her hand before it solidified against the floor like rubber.  It covered all but her fingertips as it trapped her hand against the floor.

"EW!!" she moaned, "That's just gross, Pinkie!!"

"Just call me Stickymena!" she growled before she spat another pink wad onto Dash's other hand.

"Gross,.. but FUNNY!!"

She surprised Dash by kissing her on the lips, and once their mouths were sealed, seemed to spit something from her mouth right into Dash's.  When she back up, the gummy goo slightly oozed from Dash's mouth before it solidified.

"WhAt?!" asked Stickymena, "OuT Of sMArtfLAnk coMMentS AlrEAdy?!"

"MMMPPPHHH!!" protested Dash.

She looked around one way and then the other as she spat more pink goo at Dash's right hoof and then left hoof, leaving her fully stuck to the floor.  Zecora tried the dust trick again, but Pinkie turned her head away even as it was thrown.  The she waggled one finger at her even as she spat the pink goo with great accuracy onto one of Zecora's hands and then the other.  One hand became stuck to her hip bag since she was trying to fetch something else even as the goo on her hand dried and solidified.  She turned to flee, but a blob of goo hit her foot, making it stick to the floor.  With her balance thrown off a couple of seconds, she couldn't avoid getting her other foot stuck to the floor as well.

"DoN't rUn AwaY," she scolded, "PiNKie jUst stARteD tO plaY!"

(12) In a Sticky Wicket

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

Zecora struggled in vain to free stuck feet even as Stickymena lorded her new abilities and her enlarged breasts over the pinned down Dash.

"yoU wErE aLWaYs tHe smArtFLaNK, wErEn'T YoU?!" she sneered at her prisoner as her hands idly mauled Dash's firm round breasts.  She leaned down as she said, "AnypOnY EvEr TeLL yOU tHAt yOu JuST AreN'T tHaT fuNNy?!"

"Mmmppphhh!!" protested Dash as her boobs were groped forcefully.

"Please be careful with what you do," said Zecora, "This surely is not the real you."

"oH tHIs *IS* tHe *ReaL*** mE aRRoGaNT zEbrA," she replied as she looked back at her over her shoulder, "I'll gEt BaCK tO Ya iN jUSt A mOmEnT, sO jUSt sHuT-Up ***anD wAIt YouR* TUrn.**"

She fumbled about in her bag hoping that she could pinch something between two of her wiggling fingertips, but since most of her fingers were covered, she couldn't really get a grip on anything.  Then the better part of the bag was covered in the sticky pink goo, leaving her hand stuck at her side as well as her other hand.

"I mUsT aDMiT ThaT yOu hAVe hOt fLAnkS wHeN *You** StANd lIKe tHAt*."

"You shouldn't worry about my flank," she replied, "Your attitude is kind of rank."

But Stickymena lost interest in what Zecora was saying.  She found herself focused on the squirming body underneath her.  Leaning down, she grabbed Dash's head as she squeezed goo from her mouth like a tube of tooth paste and laid a line across her neck.  it went from the floor on one side to the other, leaving her very limited in how she could move her head.  When she took her hands off her boobs, Dash could feel how much her nipples ached and throbbed from being so roughly played with.  Then Stickymena used her hands to force her to keep her eyes wide open as she leaned even closer, staring into her eyes.

"**yoU* NeeD* an aTTiTude *AdjUST*meNT."

"Mmm?!" asked Dash.

"lOOk *INto*** mY eYeS, MY LIttLE bum*GORE*."  Her eyes began to swirl and glow, and in seconds, Dash's eyes were likewise swirling and glowing as well.

Zecora gulped as she watched the proceedings, and then looked towards the slumbering Romana-hippogriff.  She twitched and made soft noises, indicating she was having a deep dream of some sort.  When she looked back, she noticed that Stickymena had turned herself about and was now sitting on Dash's boobs.  She leaned forward and began to squeeze something from her mouth that was suspiciously shaped like a horse dildo.  It grew inch by inch until it reached at least a foot and a half in length.  Her throat and mouth flexed and pulsed as she pushed it out from most likely her stomach.  She waited until is solidified before she took it from her mouth.

"I just do not believe my eyes," she said, "Dash cannot take something that size!"

But she simply smiled wickedly as she lined it up with Dash's love hole and started pushing it up into her dry.  Zecora winced, as she well knew that couldn't be comfortable for Dash, as she was making pained groans and squirmed her head as much as she could.  She pressed it into her inch by inch until it reached about the one foot "mark".  Then she pulled it back out about half way before she shoved it back into her.  Zecora turned her head away, unable to watch the spectacle any more.

"I find that I can no longer stare," she sighed, "Your treatment of her is surely not fair."

"I *deCIde* WHat'S fAIr!"

Dash's moans and pants came harder and faster as no doubt Stickymena was working over her maregina with her horse-like dildo.  She could almost hear the sucking sounds as it was pulled back.  Minutes passed as the sounds grew louder and faster.

"CuM *fOr* mE!"

Zecora looked back to see that Dash was arching her back as much as her trapped hands and hooves would let her.  Stickymena was now plunging the dildo into her all way way before pulling back to the last few inches.  Her juices squirted out from her mareslit with each inward thrust.  Then she looked away once more.  Time passed as Dash was reamed without mercy, and lasted long enough that Zecora knew Dash had orgasmed at least once.  Maybe two or three times.  Then there was an eerie silence that fell all around her.  All she could hear was the gentle breathing of the Romana-hippogriff.

Suddenly she was grabbed from behind, one hand mashing her breast even as the dripping wet dildo covered with Dash's juices was rubbed against her nose.  The sticky fluids were all but forced into her nostrils.  It moved lower as it crossed her lips.  She could feel Stickymena's body against her back, her mammoth boobs mashed against her shoulder blades.

"NoW *iT's* *YOur tuRN,*" she growled.

...

The Doctor switched on all the lights once he got into the lab.  Every sense was searching for signs of the Master waiting in ambush for him.  He looked behind every desk, machine and storage locker, but he could find no trace of his old enemy.  He was also searching through Twilight's "primitive" equipment for anything that might be used to help deliver a cure for the Master's weaponized Poison Joke Ray.

But he found his thoughts distracted as he saw the nude forms of all of the mares he mated with since he arrived in Equestria.  He thought about how badly he wanted to mate with Zecora, and even how hot and sexy he thought Romana's new hippogriff body was.  It felt like his erection simply wouldn't relax.

"I'm the Doctor," he muttered aloud, "Where's my will?  I'm supposed to be better than this!"

He had to stop searching to shake his head, and then lean against a wall when he realized he was making himself dizzy in the process.  Slowly, his thoughts returned to solving the problem at hand.  He thought about what he could cobble together to aid him.  Then he stumbled across a small bag labelled "Poison Joke Medicine:  Soak in Hot Tub for at least 6 hours."  He marvelled at the efficiency of Twilight's labelling.  But he also learned a few things, such as the treatment was applied externally, and therefore the problem itself was most like an external effect.  Therefore, the Master's Poison Joke Ray was also an external effect, and therefore could be shielded against by defense outside the body, such as body armor of some kind.  He just had to know what materials could be used to insulate against the ray.

"Hmm," he said, "Perhaps something that blocks radiation might also block the ray."

He began looking around for something anti-radiation in her lab, such as lead or boron carbide.  It took a while, but he managed to find a lead lined apron that covered most of his front and side, but not the back.  Apparently it was the best thing he could find.  He also found something else that might help:  A mirror made with a highly polished silver alloy reflecting surface.  Taking them both, he decided to head back upstairs to see how the others were doing.

Pinkie Mean Ah?

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

The Doctor came up the stairs wondering what those strange muffle noises from the open floor might be.  The sight that met him made him stop and stare.  Zecora was standing there bound tightly from muzzle to waist with ropes of something pink and rubberish.  Her hooves were stuck by the same stuff to the floor, and her hands were glued on or inside her hip bags.  But the most disturbing thing was the fact that Pinkie was standing behind her, mauling a breast with one hand even as she reamed her with a horse-like dildo with the other.  Just behind them was Rainbow Dash, stuck to the floor by her wrists, ankles and neck.  Judging by the sloppiness of her pussy, she most likely was reamed by the same dildo that was working over Zecora now.

He snuck up behind Pinkie and whispered in her ear, "What'cha dooo-in?"

"wHAt aM I dOIng?" she asked "Wh*aT Am* I DOING?!"

"I believe that's what I just asked you," he replied as he leaned closer to lick her ear.

"WeLl obViOuSLy I'vE TRaPPeD mY FrIeNdS, aND I'm nOW tOTaLLy vioLATinG THem!"

"Well why would a sweet little thing like you want to do a mean nasty thing like that?" he asked as he felt her breasts with his hands.

"D'uH!  ThEY're laUGHinG At mE!  I hATe iT whEN tHEy lAUgh aT Me!"

"I take it this makes you upset?" he said as he pressed his body against her back, "Angry?  Confused?  Ready to lash out?"

She nodded.

He slipped his hand down between her legs and started feeling her mareslit.  "You know this isn't the real you," he purred as he felt her up.  She slowed down as she reamed the poor zebra with the horse dildo as his pheromones took hold of her.  "Your friends are laughing with you, not at you," he continued.  Her head leaned back against his shoulder.  "It's obviously exposure to the Poison Joke that's making you act this way," he added, "so prove you're stronger than a cursed weed."

"I... I..." she stammered as his fingers probed her quickly dampening netherlips.  The dildo stopped moving up inside Zecora.

"It's alright," he said, "Your friends will forgive you because that's what friends do."

"I'm sorry," she sobbed.

"I promise I'll find a way to cure you as well as anypony else exposed to..."

"SoRRy i DIdn'T dO tHIs!" she growled as she elbowed him hard.

The force of her elbow drove him back as she spun to face him.  Then she hocked a pink blob at him that he neatly sidestepped before it struck the floor past him.

"I didn't see that one coming," he said, "at least until I saw it coming."

"ARe yOU moCKinG mE?!"

"Perish the thought," he replied.  He stepped back even as she advanced, leaving her foot perched on Dash's stomach.  But Dash flexed her torso and stomach, making Pinkie stagger forward towards him.  He almost immediately stepped into her, unloading his fist into her stomach even as he said, "Sorry about this.  I hope everypony will be cured by the time you wake up from this."  He caught her even as she slumped towards the floor.  Sweeping her into his arms, he carried her towards the stairs even as he said to the others, "I better secure this one before I try to free you.  Sorry about that."

Both Zecora and Dash mumbled some replies he couldn't understand.

"I wonder how Derpy's doing?" he asked before Twilight's upstairs bedroom came into view.  Then he noticed that she was sitting in the middle of the bed just staring at him even as he approached.

"Mmm... big," she growled as she looked at them, and he wasn't sure which of them she was addressing.

"I've brought you a friend to play with," said the Doctor as he laid her at the end of the bed, "Why don't we start with 'Strip Her Down' and then we'll play 'Let's Tie Her Up'."

She smiled and nodded, making her ginormous boobs 'nod' as well.  He laid Pinkie at the end of the bed and observed as the mailmare rather efficiently stripped her down and tied her up just like a package.  In fact, the Doctor began to wonder if Derpy had any... experience... with tying up ponies.

"Now I'd love nothing more than stay around for a few hours and mate with you both extensively," he said, "but I have a long list of duties to perform first.  Since you've been such a good mare while I was gone, I'll give you... a quickie before I go."

She nodded as she lay atop Stickymena so the Doctor could look at both of their mareslits at the same time, even though he had already seen them both before.  Then he wound up giving quickies to both even as Pinkie slowly stirred.  It was lucky her muzzle was tied as he was pretty sure Stickymena had nothing nice to say to him, let alone what she might have done with her pinkish goo.  After he was done with that, he watched Derpy continue to tease her 'new pet' as he went back downstairs to free up Zecora and Rainbow Dash.

Dash to the Cure

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

When he came back upstairs and saw the two stuck mares again, he realized that their predicament was in fact turning him on even though it normally shouldn't have.  After all, they were both effectively helpless.  One couldn't speak for herself at all.  They were both hot and wet from the sexual torture that Stickymena just put them through.  The smell of their forced sex orgasms the hallway.

"I must say the stripes and the manedo are such an exotic turn on," he said as he slipped up behind Zecora.  He leaned in to sniff her throat even as he pressed his body against her back.  One hand reached around to fondle and sooth her savaged breast while the other stroked and massaged her sore marepussy.  Then he went from sniffing her neck to licking it.

"While me body is aroused and sore," panted Zecora, "I cannot defend myself any more.  Your touch is such a relief to me.  Take your mating chance for free."

"I must say that it's out of character for me to take advantage of you like this," he sighed, "and I hope we can still be friends after this whole mess is cleared up."

"Such things as that can be discussed later," she replied, "Right now the threat to us is quite a lot greater.  So let us be done with this quick.  Stick it to me with your dick."

"Ah, I can't say no to a marelady's request," he sighed as he stooped low enough to insert his cock up into her marepussy.  While they both knew it wasn't consensual sex, they both knew that they were acting in ways not normal for either.

She leaned over as much as the goo would allow as he slipped his erection further up her wet birth canal.  His hand went from fondling her mareslit to taking a grip on her inner thigh as he started the mating action with her.  A few minutes passed as he slowly increased his speed and force of mating.

"This feels so very good," she moaned, "even better than it should."

"I've mated more today than I have in the last hundred years," he panted as he mated with her, "and I'm not sure I might not have a couple more goes before I get this Poison Joke Cure perfected."

"While I should try to be strong," she replied, "This sure doesn't feel so wrong."

"But I must say," he whispered into her ear, "It's definitely not the Poison Joke that tells me just how sexy and beautiful you really are.  Have you ever considered the possibility of being a companion to a Time Lord?"

"The thought had not occurred to me," she panted back, "but that would be an interesting thing to see.  But I am not sure of what to do.  I have some responsibilities here too."

"Don't worry about that," he said softly, "You can spend a year on my TARDIS with Romana and me, and still bring you back seconds after we left.  Your friends will never have to know you even left at all."

"That is surely good to know," she moaned, "I think with you I shall go."

He grunted as he dumped his load of seed up into her maregina.  Then he rested against her back as his hand went from her thigh back to stroking her own aroused clit.  Slowly he slipped his cock out of her even as he caressed her.  But still his cock remained erect even as it the shaft rubbed against her marepussy.  His nipple fondling was making her nipple into an iron hard cone even as her other nipple was becoming hard in its own way.

"You are already done," she said, "Do you play with me for fun?"

"I don't believe that I should pleasure myself," he grunted, "without bringing equal pleasure to my partner.  I was paying attention when I got my minor degree in the Sexual Reproductive Systems Class back in the overall Biology Studies Course."

She continued to pant and gasp until she herself climaxed on his fingers and shaft.  His teasing prolonged her orgasm greatly as she let the weight of her body rest against his chest.

"Now let's see about getting you two unstuck," he said softly.  He pulled his sonic screwdriver from his pocket.  "I just need to find the right settings."

...

Stickymena glared into Derpy's eyes as she remain tied underneath her.  But she just looked back with a strange smile even as her cluster of fingers thrust in and out of her mareslit hotly.  Sticky was feeling hot and wet inspite of her rage and feelings of helplessness.  It wasn't funny.  Of course, nothing was funny to her any more.  Deep down, she knew she wasn't her usual cheery and optimistic self.  But all she wanted to do was spit goo into Derpy's eternal cheery face if her mouth wasn't tied so tightly shut.

She looked about for something she could use as a weapon when she realized her mane and tail were moving in ways she couldn't account for.  So she decided to see if she could get them to move according to her will instead.  But she was being teased mercilessly by Derpy, so her concentration wasn't at it's peak.  Having a messy orgasm surely didn't help any.  But her mane and tail slowly began to move according to her will.  While her tail was twitching on it's own, she realized that fine control of it's hair was another matter entirely.  She smiled, as she knew she would soon turn the tables on Derpy.

...

The three ponies went down to Twilight's lab once the mares were both degunked, and the Doctor convinced Zecora that at least for the time being, she should at least keep her breasts under wraps until the Poison Joke Cure was finished.  She laid out all of the herbs and minerals she used, and described how she mixed then together in a steaming hot bat to make the cure that the mares soaked in before.  He analyzed one ingredient after another and speculated how the mixture would be affected by hot water.

Then he compared the results to Twilight's extensive tests on the Poison Joke, and how that could have been weaponized by the Master.  She had collected more data on Poison Joke than almost any other pony in history.

"I think I can create a counter ray," he said as he looked at the various odds and ends scattered about them, "It seems that the only factor now is how much time it's going to take."

"Hey Doc," said Dash, "You hear something upstairs?"

"Since the Master is trying to be sneaky, and Derpy is still entertaining Stickymena," he replied evenly, "I'd say it's most likely that Zombie Twilight has caught up with us at last."

"I should go upstairs and make sure she doesn't do any damage when she breaks in," she sighed.

"She might be slow," he warned, "but remember that she's much stronger and probably has higher stamina than you.  Be careful not to let her wear you down.  Just keep her distracted and away from the lab."

"I'm on it," she replied as she made her way up the stairs.

Twilight of the Dead

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

Twilight climbed the stair to be sure that the pounding at the front door was what she expected to see.  As she looked out the window in the upper part of the door, she could see the Sex Zombified unicorn mare beating on the door slowly with her fists.  The force of the blows surely registered higher than what she could have normally created.  Even the solid door of the library was showing signs of cracks where the blows were landing.

"You can't break into your own library," she called through the door, "Who's gonna clean up?!"

"Ssseeeeeeeeeexxx..." was all she could moan back.

"Not with me, sister," she replied.

"Maybe she's not the one you should be worrying yourself about," said a voice behind her.

She twirled to face... Trixie?!  The blood red eyes of the blue unicorn mare stared back at her.  Her blonde mane and tail just hung fairly limply.  What was fairly obvious from her naked state was that she wasn't as nearly endowed as Twilight was.  Perhaps that was the thing that drove her jealously of the violet unicorn as much as the fact her magic just wasn't as good as Twilight's spells were.

"Whoa!" she replied, "What's with you eyes?!  What's with the creepy voice?!  Are you using the Alicorn Amulet again?!"

When she opened her mouth to laugh, Dash could see prominent fangs.  It was a dark and foreboding laugh.

"You foal!!" she hissed, "I am now the shadowy and vampiric Trixie!!"

But instead of being terrified, Dash just bust out laughing her flanks off.

"How dare you mock the shadowy and vampiric Trixie!!"

"That is like the lamest name you've used yet," she giggled as she dodged Trixie's awkward bite at her throat, "I betcha the sex zombie out there is still better at magic than YOU!!"

"HAH!!" she laughed back, "Who do you think she answers to now?!"

"Oh, she answers to you now?!" she guffawed, "That's RICH!!"

"Behold and believe," she hissed, "Zombie Twilight come to your master right now!!"

Dash barely avoided the falling door as Twilight crashed into the hallway.

"Vampires controlling zombies," mused Dash, "I guess that makes about as much sense as anything."

She ducked around Trixie as she stepped back into the main library floor, and toppled the book shelves on either side to block the entranceway.  It was a delay at best, and probably not a long lasting one.  But when a swarm of rats burst through, she knew the delay was even shorter than she figured.  The swarm congealed as it formed back into Trixie.  It surely seemed to explain her nudity.

"Wait," she cried, "Vampires can really do that crud?!"

The shelves burst into the room as zombie Twilight just bulldozed her way through.

"Ah hay," she moaned.

"Submit to my will, foalish one," she hissed as her eyes grew brighter red and glowed.

"Oh great," she replied, "I guess the hypnosis thing must be true too!  I better not look into her eyes!"

"You make it sound like I'm going to allow you a choice!" hissed Trixie as she turned into a swarm of small bats and surrounded Dash.

"Hah!" she giggled as she swatted at the little pests, "You can't hypnotize me as a swarm of bats!"

But the bats began landing on her, covering her head and face faster than she could swat them away or brush them off.  They were getting all over her naked body, and they were taking hold with their little claws.  She soon couldn't see anything.

"Stop that!" she protested before a bat covered her mouth.

Then she realized it was all a delay so that the slow moving zombie could grab her from behind without being seen.  In an instant, her arms and wings were pinned by the zombie's bearhug attack.  Her grip felt like bands of iron about her body.  The swarm left her as it reformed into Trixie, and she used her hands to grab Dash's head to stare into her eyes before she could close them or look away.

"I can surely hypnotize you know, my slave," she hissed as Dash felt her will quickly slipping away.

"I can't... I won't... You can't make me... obey you..." protested the struggling Dash even as she couldn't break the stare of Trixie.

"Your resistance crumbles before my might," she hissed, "You shall soon belong to me!"

"I won't obey..." she continued as her voice weakened.

"YOU SHALL SUBMIT LIKE THE WEAK AND MINDLESS TWILIGHT!!"

"I... will... obey..."

"Ssseeeeeeeeeexxx..." moaned Twilight into her ear.

"Amuse your mistress," snarled Trixie, "Play with each other for her pleasure."

Dash was permitted to turn and face Twilight as the two of them began to fondle each others breasts and pussies while Trixie looked on.  The two of them even kissed each other deeply as their tongues played.  While Twilight seemed a little cool inside and out, she was still higher than the room temperature.

...

Stickymena turned her hair against Derpy, and found that she had placed the two of them into a stalemate for the moment.  She used all of her hair to bind Derpy and keep her still, but then she couldn't spare enough control to unbind herself.  So the two just looked into each other's eyes even as they were both bound in their muzzles one way or another.  In fact, Derpy seemed quite content to grind their mareslits against each other even as she struggled to break loose from the pink Earth pony's now animated mane and tail.

...

"That noise upstairs is a bit of a fright," said Zecora as she helped the Doctor assemble his new invention, "I sure hope Dash is alright."

"With her speed and agility," he replied as he glanced at her shapely striped body, "I'm sure she'll keep out of Zombie Twilight's grasp."

"But I sure do confess," she replied, "they must be making a mess."

"I'm sure it's nothing we can't clean up later.  But getting this ray operational is our top priority."

"I shall surely do what I can do," she replied, "to get this ray up and working for you."

"I hope so," he answered, "Just seeing you like that increases the urge to mate with you again, goo or no."

"Prove to me your will is stronger," she said, "Make you resistance last longer."

"I'm not sure that I can finish this without some of the tools from my TARDIS," he replied, "So unless the Master's TARDIS is in here, we'll have to go back to the barn at Sweet Apple Acres."

"I know we can get help from the Apple Clan," she replied, "Perhaps that should be the main part of the plan."

"I don't know," he answered, "They're under the curse of the Poison Joke.  And the big red one didn't seem to be too please that he caught me mating with his little sister in their barn.  He spent some time chasing Romana and me."

"I guess I can take that bet," she mused, "as to why he's so upset."

"Well I think Applejack's surely old enough to decide such matters on her own."

"Yet her honor he must protect," she said, "before her privacy does he respect."

"Well the sooner we get back to the TARDIS, the sooner we can finish this.  Gather up all the parts.  I think they all should fit in your hip bags."  He helped her stuff the parts into her bags even as he breathed against her throat.  Then he was licking and kissing her neck before he could stop himself.

"We must hurry and go," she panted, "before my desires again do show."

"I agree fully," he said as he backed off, "I just hope that Dash hasn't barricaded the doors and windows to keep Twilight out.  Neither of us fly, after all."

The two headed towards the stairs as they heard a roar coming from the floor above.

"It seems that Romana has come around from her nap," mused the Doctor.

An Apple a day...

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

Applejack was cleaning up around the barn while she was finishing up her chores for the day.  In spite of working hard for a living, she was still a sight to behold.  She had an orange hide with somewhat golden blonde mane and tail, both of which were tied off with scrunchies at the end of them.  It set off her brown Stetson Hat she almost always wore on her head.  She wore a tight gold shirt tied off just under her bosom, and denim jeans with a large window on her right side to show off her three apple cutie mark.  Her breasts seemed to be a bit small for her age and size, a fact that Rainbow Dash loved to tease her about.  In fact, when she was wearing her thick black fake leather belt and large bronze buckle that looked like a horseshoe, you couldn't even see the part of her jeans just above her cutie mark.

But the air was split by a strange noise she had never heard before, so she ran for the hay loft as something large and blue began to appear almost in the center of the barn.  It was something really strange with a flashing light on top, and a sign on all sides that read "Police Call Box".  She looked over the edge of the hay bale as the noise stopped, and then it felt like all noise had stopped.

Then the door burst open as a fairly tall and somewhat lean unicorn stallion stepped out.  His horn seemed to be much too large for a normal unicorn, and in fact seemed to rival the horn of Princess Luna herself.  On his head, his mane was a crop of curly brown hair, and he had deep brown eyes.  He wore a large brown jacket and light tan pants, but what really stuck out was his brown slouch hat and his really really long multicolored scarf.  Overall, his outfit was almost entirely Earth tones.

"Well Romana," he said over his shoulder, "It seems we've landed in somepony's barn."

"Why are we even here, Doctor?" asked a feminine voice from within the blue box.

"The TARDIS chose to land here," he replied, "so it must be something.  I'm going to look around to see if I can find one of the... WELL HELLO THERE!"

The one called the Doctor had seen her behind the haybales.

"Uh... howdy there, pardner," she replied awkwardly.

"Come out and say hello," he replied with a smile, "I don't bite and any rumor to the contrary is just hearsay."

She slowly stood and stepped out into full view.  "Mah name is Applejack, an ah belong to tha Apple Clan.  So y'all is a Doctor, huh?"

"Yes," he replied, "A Doctor of Science."

"And who all is that mare in yer blue box?  It hardly looks big enough for two adults."

"Oh where are my manners?" he asked, "This is my assistant..."

"Companion!" shouted the mare.

"My companion, Romana."

"That's Romanadvoratrelundar!"

"I told you, it's Romana or Fred."

"Call me Fred!"

"That's what I thought, Romana."

"And why are ya in mah barn?" asked the orange Earth pony mare.

"It's where the TARDIS chose to land, my dear.  I hope I haven't inconvenienced you in any way."

"Well it ain't nuthin we can't work around, but still it don't seem like much of a reason ta be here."

"Romana and I are Time Lords from the planet Gallopfrey," he replied, "and I feel it's my duty to travel across time and space in order to set matters right.  If you listen to my chest, you can hear both of my heartbeats."

"Both heartbeats?!"

"Yes, that's just one of the differences between Gallopfreyans and other ponies on most worlds."

"And how long y'all gonna be here?" she asked as she drew closer to him.

"I can't say for sure," he replied as his smile broadened, "but I must say you're... quite the looker, my dear."

"Oh, ah betcha say that to allofthe hot mares," replied Applejack with a slight blush.

"I assure you I don't," he giggled.

"Yeah, he's never called me that..." replied Romana, and then softer, "bloody twit."

For some reason, Applejack stood stock still as his fingers caressed her chin.

"So please tell me where we are, my dear," he cooed into her ear.

"Sweet Apple Acres," she replied as her blush deepened, "It's outside of Ponyville in the kingdom of Equestria."

"I see," he answered as he leaned close enough to sniff her neck.  Standing a few inches taller than her, he had to bend over just a small bit as he drew close.

She blushed harder as she said, "Is this here scientific?"

"No," he replied, "I just noticed how nice you smell."

"Uh... thank you."

"In fact, I think you're just plain gorgeous."

"Oh g'wan," she said as her cheeks turned even redder, "Yer makin me blush over here."

"In fact," he said, "I find myself... extremely attracted to you, my dear."

She gulped hard as his lips brushed against hers.  He softly placed his hands on her shoulders as he continued to stare into her bright green eyes.  Slowly, his eyes drifted down to her bosom.  The soft cleft of it was showing through her gold shirt.

"Please don't look," she panted, "I... there just ain't nuthin ta see..."

"Nonsense," he said as he tugged her shirt away from her chest and stared at her breasts, "I think they're just the perfect size and shape."

"Stop teasin meh!" she protested as she looked away.

He began to unbutton her shirt as he said, "Aren't you overdue for a brassiere?"

"I ain't got nuthin ta sag," she replied, "Why would I bother?"

"Oh, you seem like an athletic mare," he answered, "Don't you get sore nipples when you work and run?"

"It ain't nuthin I can't live with, Doctor," she retorted.

He peeled her shirt over her shoulders as her pert breasts came into full view.

"Ah just don't know why ahm not objecting to this, Doctor," she said as she looked back into his eyes.

"That's alright," he replied with his broad grin, "I'm not quite sure why I want to mate with you so badly either."

"Mate..." she gulped, "Mate with me?"

"Oh yes," he cooed into her ear, "Like you're the only mare that exists for me now."

"Y'all have a way with them words, don't ya?"

But he fell quiet as he kissed and nibbled at her throat, and her shirt fell to the hay covered floor beneath.  He stared at her breasts as he sighed, "They're just... perfect."

"It's odd," she replied as she began undoing her own belt, "but some smell about ya is just drivin me outta mah mind.  Ah can't help mahself... even tho I know I shouldn't be matin with somepony ah just met."  Her jeans slipped over her muscular hips as they fell to the floor around her feet.  He could tell that she was going regimental under her pants.  She then used her hoof to push her shirt and pants towards the nearest hay bale.

The Doctor walked about her one and a half times until he was standing behind her.  She shivered as she felt his hands grab and fondled her flanks firmly.  Then his hands slipped about to her crotch, over her stomach, and up to her breasts.  He used one hand to cover one of her budding A-cups and began to fondle them hotly.

"Oh Doctor," she moaned softly.

One of his hands slipped down from her breast all the way down to her crotch, where he started hotly fingering and caressing the young Earth pony's mareslit.  Her juices grew as they leaked about his fingers even as her breath came into harder and faster panting.  He started with one finger up inside her even as he used his thumb to caress her clit within its sheath.

"OH DOCTOR!" she moaned louder.

He inserted a second finger up inside her vagina even as his fingers humped her harder and faster.  Her juices flowed faster from her mareslit as it ran down her inner thighs.  She leaned back into him as she threw her head back, and even her hat fell off her head to hand from her throat by it's string.

"I like to think of others before myself," he panted.

"OH DOCTOR!" she cried as she climaxed on his fingers.  Bright green eyes closed as a feeling overwhelmed her.  Her body became all but rigid against him.  And he kept fingering her the whole time to make her orgasm last as long as possible.  "AH!!"  Her body loosened up as the climax ended.

"So how go you feel?" he asked.

"Ah can't believe it," she panted, "but ah want ya ta mate with me.  Mate with me now!"

She turned to lay her torso across the nearest hay bale as she spread her legs wide.

"I guess I can't leave a mare in need," he said as he opened his pants and whipped out his throbbing cock.  It seemed to be of above average size just like his horn.  Shoving his cock into her dripping wet pussy, it penetrated her easily much to the surprise of both of them.

Applejack grabbed the hay bale with both hands as she felt him moving inside her vagina.

"Ah," he moaned, "You're just as tight as I imagined.  This is your first time, isn't it?"

"How'd'y'all know that?!" she replied.

"Ancient Gallopfreyan secret," he answered as he slowly pressed in several inches, and then backed out.

"Yer... so... studly..." she panted.

He started the mating cycle of in and out, slowly humping her harder and faster with each pass.  Each cycle brought him just a bit closer to blowing his wad into her vagina.

It sounded so cliche, but she began panting, "Yes... YES... YES!!"

Then he finally announced, "Here it comes, my dear!!"

"Just leave it all insida me," she pleaded, so he blew his wad inside her as she requested. Then he leaned her back and started humping her again, and it felt like his cock was not getting softer.  In fact, he rolled her over so he was now looking into her face.

"Ah know this may song strange," she said, "but I want ya ta tie mah hands afore ya continue."

"I've had odder requests," he answered, "but okay."

He took the nearest rope and bound her hands softly behind her back as she smiled.  She wrapped her legs about his flanks and pulled him closer against her as he continued to hump her.  He responded by gripping her thighs.

"Oh Doctor," she moaned, "Yer just so... virile!"

"Another perk of being a Time Lord," he smirked.

"Yah make meh... so hot!" she moaned, "Ah can't barely stand it!"

"I'm sure you'll find that I'm more than just a one trick pony, my dear."

"AH!" she groaned, "Ah'm'a gonna CUM AGAIN!"  And then she did.

"DOCTOR?!" snapped a woman's voice, "CAN YOU STOP SEDUCING THE LOCALS?!"

Applejack turned her head to see the mare she figured had to be the one called Romana... or Romanadvoratrelundar... or what ever she was calling herself.  She was as tall as Applejack, but definitely more curvy in her bosom and hips.  While the Doctor's hair was moderately long and very curly, her hair was very long, very straight and just as brown.  She wore a short bright white dress that left a circle open over her motherly bosom, her cutie marks, and had a skirt that stopped well above her knees.  Her boots were open toed and white, apparently made from some kind of shiny imitation leather.  Her eyes were brown, but her eyeshadow was more of a burnt umber in color.  Her arms were under her bosom, making her breasts appear to ride higher on her chest.

"Oh, hello Romana," he said as he smiled, "How long have you been watching?"

"Long enough to lock the TARDIS," she replied.

"That was amazin!!" moaned Applejack.

"Perhaps now we should investigate..."

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TA MY LITTLE SISTER?!" asked a very large, muscular and red Earth pony stallion.  His wild mane seemed to go with his orange mane and tail.  With his tight shorts, they could see his bright green sliced in half apple cutie mark.

"Doctor?!" cried Romana.

"He doesn't look like he wants to talk!!" called the Doctor, "I suggest a strategic withdrawal!!"

"That means 'Run the hay away', don't it?" asked Applejack.

But the Doctor and Romana were already running for the barn doors.

"It's ironic at the moment that I'm thinking, 'An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away'!" called the Doctor as he glanced back at the red stallion taking care of his little sister.  He wondered what his name was.

As long as the TARDIS door were closed, he was confident that nopony could get inside.

(4) Finding a Rarity (Part One)

The Doctor does Ponyville

by neorenamon

So the Doctor, Romana, Pinkie and Dash made their way into Ponyville.  They drew some looks from passing ponies as the Doctor was holding Dash's hand while Pinkie Pie was holding Romana's.

"Well this looks like a nice town," commented the Doctor, "Is there much..."

Just then, a Pegasus crashed into a tree between two buildings, and slid to the ground on her rump.  They rushed to her side as the Doctor asked, "Are you alright?"

"I just don't know what went wrong," she replied.

The Doctor looked her over.  She was about the same size as Dash and Pinkie.  Her hide and wings were a silverish hue, but her mane and tail were a golden blonde color.  While her chest seemed normal for mares he had seen so far, her booty seemed to be fairly large for her size.  She was wearing the uniform of a mailmare that was about the same color as her hide.  It had a tight fitting shirt tied off just under her bosom, darker blue shorts that stopped just above her knees flared open, a lighter blue sun helmet, and a dark brown mail bag slung over her shoulder.  Her legs were shod with dark blue open-toed sneakers.

"There's something wrong with her eyes," he observed as he looked at her golden eyes.

"There is?" she asked.

Dash leaned closer and said, "She has a lazy eye.  Perfectly normal for her."

"Ah," he replied, "Vertical Strabismus."

"No, just lazy eye."

Derpy blinked as the Doctor felt her head for lumps as he said, "I better check her for concussions."

"Nah.  My mare Derpy is unbreakable."

"I'm old enough to know no one is unbreakable," he replied, "but I don't see any signs of bruising.  You should see the town doctor when you have the chance, just to be safe."

"But you're the Doctor," she replied.

"Of Science," he replied, "I only have lesser degrees in Medicine."

She looked into his eyes and blushed, saying, "Well... I gotta deliver the mail first... Better get moving."

He helped her stand as she went on her way.

"She seems like a good natured cheerful mare," he said with a broad smile.

"You'd do her," said Dash under her breath.

If the Doctor heard, he didn't comment.

"He let one get away," muttered Romana under her breath.

"Why don't we stop by the Sugarcube Corner for a bite to eat?" asked Pinkie.

"We don't have local currency..;" replied Romana.

"Oh, you don't need that," she giggled, "Just a few bits."

She groaned as she answered, "We don't have any bits."

"Would you take gummy babies?" asked the Doctor.

"I would," she replied, "and it's lucky I both work there and I'm related to the Cakes who own the place."

"You don't mind?"

"That's what friends do."

He smiled once more.  So they walked into the little bakery.

"I have some new customers," said Pinkie as she smiled at Mrs. Cake.

"Well it's nice to meet..." she replied from behind the counter.

"I'm the Doctor," he said, "and this is my companion, Romana."

"Take as much time to order as you like," she replied, "I'll be glad to answer any questions."

But the Doctor was looking at the long dark blue mane of a pony sitting with her back to him in the corner as he asked, "Who might she be?"

"That's Miss Rarity," she replied, "She's taking a break from the custom dresses she's been working on for Sapphire Shores."

"A tailor?"

"Oh, she's quite the tailor and designer," she answered, "She's had her dresses featured at the Grand Galloping Gala as well as the wedding of Shining Armor and Princess Mi Amore Cadenza."

"So she's going places?"

"I think she is."

"Honey," said a stallion's voice from the kitchen, "Miss Rarity's order is up."

"Thanks snooky-wookums," she replied as she turned to fetch a plate of muffins that smelled of Butterscotch.  As she turned, the tray glowed as it floated from her hands.  "Doctor?!" she asked.

"I'd like to deliver these," he said with a grin.

"Well..." she replied nervously as he walked away, "Alright."

As he walked over, he got a better look at Miss Rarity.  She had the largest bosom he had seen since he arrived in Equestria as well as the best kept mane.  It seemed that not a single hair was out of place as it spilled down her back.  In fact, he could barely tell where her mane ended and her tail began.  She was wearing a long sleeved white summer dress with a layered skirt that came down just above her knees.  He noticed how the puffy shoulders offset the plunging neckline that showed off the gentle swells of her contained breasts.  Her legs were clad with blue silk stockings, and her hooves were covered by midnight black open-toed high heel fake leather shoes that were quite expensive and shiny.  There was a gold chain about her neck with three small diamonds cut into a variation of the Marquee cut.

"Ah," she said, "That didn't take very long dahling.  I'm sure that... uh..."  Her voice trailed off as she looked at the Doctor.

"Hello there," he answered, "I'm the Doctor.  It's nice to meet you.  I hear you're a really good tailor."

"That's an interesting combination of Earth tones," she replied as she looked him over.

He set the muffins and their plate from the tray in front of her as he sat down across from her.  Then the tray floated back over to the counter where Mrs. Cake retrieved it.

"So you like my clothes?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "It definitely needs a little tailoring.  I don't think it fits you very well.  Are those hand me downs?"

"That's one way to put it," he said as he smiled.

"Why don't you come to my shop after I'm done," she answered, "and I'll see what I can do."

"I have no bits..."

"Oh, don't worry about that," she replied.

"Generous to a fault," he answered as she nodded.

"Well, I am the Element of Generosity."

"I see," he replied as he looked about to see Romana, Pinkie and Dash sitting down at a table nearby.  Mrs. Cake hovered nearby as she took their orders.

"Have one of my Butterscotch muffins," she said as it glowed and hovered before his face.

"Why thank you," he said as he took it in hand.

"I notice you have a large horn," she said as she looked at his head.

"I come from a distant land where that seems to be more common."

"How fascinating."

The two began eating as apple tarts were delivered to Romana and the others.