Oscar Cool's Equestrian Adventure!

It was like a ghost town, ponies could not be seen anywhere in Ponyville! This was because of Oscar Cool and Maddington HaxorSmith seeing eachother for the first time. The most powerful things in all of Equestria staring eachother down. It was certainly a reason to cower inside of your homes.

"First I'm going to rip out your spine and fornicate with your skull." Oscar Cool calmly said to Maddington HaxorSmith, to which he replied with;

"What the fuck!? You have red text!?"

"PREPARE TO DIE!" Oscar Cool screamed at Maddington HaxorSmith. Maddington put his two front hooves together and started shouting the words that are known worldwide as:

"KAAAAMEEEE....,"Oscar Cool looks at the blue ball forming inbetween Maddington's front hooves, "HAAAA4MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX!" Maddington throws his front hooves up and a massive blue beam smashes into Oscar Cool's Skull.

"Gah!" Oscar Cool shouts before charging a Cool Bomb to destroy Maddington with. Maddington HaxorSmith realises what he's doing and throws a Destructo disk at Oscar Cool, throwing him off his balance. Oscar Cool throws the Cool Bomb prematurely and smashes Maddington HaxorSmith with it, crushing him.

"Ruh-roooooooooooh!" Maddington HaxorSmith begins to disintegrate but then he stops before it reaches his body since the Cool Bomb wasn't finished. Maddington looks down and sees that he no longer has his back hooves. Maddington screams before keeling over. Oscar Cool walks over to him and says:

"What a pathetic fight." He walks off into the sunset, and then flies off into the air, and looks down at the ponies paralyzed in fear watching him... Oscar Cool sneezes and falls down, he ran out of KI! He falls unconscious due to the long fall right into the middle of Ponyville.

It was all darkness. Oscar Cool's eyes open to see Maddington HaxorSmith looking down at him and laughing!

"Weak fool. Did you really think you could defeat me?" Maddington laughs some more before falling down because, y'know, he doesn't have his back hooves anymore. Oscar Cool gets up, staring into Maddington HaxorSmith's soul. Maddington looks up at him in terror, not wanting to die.

"Please! SPARE ME! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'LL BE SERIOUS! I CAN DO NUMBER TEXT INSTEAD! JUST PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" Maddington pleads with Oscar Cool, but Oscar Cool raises his front right hoof and hits him with a KI Blast. Maddington HaxorSmith's eyes go white and he dies.

Shit, that was some serious shizz.

Well shizzle, master drizzle!

You said it, dawg.