Oscar Cool's Equestrian Adventure!

Oscar Cool was trotting down the street when he saw a zombie Pinkie Pie staring back at him with a tired Twilight Sparkle next to her! Holy crap!

"I see you're mad and tired. Care to dance?" Oscar Cool strikes a fighting pose! Twilight and Pinkie do the same! Oscar Cool throws a book at Twilight and it slams into her face! She falls over nearly dead due to the sheer force in that throw! Pinkie Pie blasts him with her party cannon and Oscar Cool stumbles! Pinkie Pie is about to eat his flesh because she's a zombie but then Oscar Cool shoots her in the face with his invisible Cool Gun! Pinkie Pie falls over, about to die but then the near dead Twilight gives Pinkie Pie all her energy and Twilight dies, but Pinkie Pie lives. Oscar Cool is surprised at this generous act, because Twilight Sparkle isn't the element of generosity! Pinkie Pie punches Oscar Cool in the face, he bleeds. Oscar Cool smiles and wipes the blood off of his face.

"What's so funny!?" Pinkie Pie demands to know, Oscar Cool stares at her and throws a Destructo Disk into her chest!

"This." Oscar Cool grabs her head and rips it off, along with her spine still attached! Holy shit! Oscar Cool puts her head inbetween his teeth and bites down, crushing Pinkie Pie's skull! Holy shit on a godly potato! Blood rains down from the sky, drenching anypony who happens to be outside at the time. Dayum. Oscar Cool turns to... Me?

Comin' for ya' buddy.

Oh fuck. Shitshitshitshitshit! Uhhh, storywriter doors!

No. You're not going ANYWHERE.

Looks like I need to write my own demise... Here goes...

Oscar Cool smashes through storywriter door #4.

"No, please don't hurt me! Think of our history!" The storywriter exclaims, Oscar Cool laughs at the pathetic storywriter.

"What history? You hating me CONSTANTLY?! You think I LIKE THAT!? You know what happens know, don't you?" Oscar Cool asks the storywriter.

"Oh too well." The storywriter answers. Oscar Cool begins to charge up his Cool Bomb, the storywriter looks around and finds a crowbar!

"Ah-ha!" The storywriter throws the crowbar into the Cool Bomb, but it just makes it bigger! The storywriter gets down on his knees and begins to cry.

"I don't want to die. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" The storywriter screams into the ceiling, and then Oscar Cool stops charging his Cool Bomb!

"You're not worthy of death by Cool Bomb, or my red text! Prepare for your fate, evil demon." Oscar Cool walks over to the storywriter and takes a black notebook out of his mane and begins to write something down whilst laughing manically.

"This is going to be fun. Oh so fun." Oscar Cool tells the storywriter, who is terrified. The storywriter then feels a burning sensation in his chest! The storywriter realises what's going on.

"The Death Note!? What the fuck!? And you didn't even write down a cause of death... Just a heart attack. YOU BASTARD!" The storywriter shouts, hoping that there isn't a cause of death written down.

"Oh, but I did write down a cause of death. Have fun." Oscar Cool disappears and the storywriter just keeps on crying... But then he begins to cry blood!? What!?

"Oh... WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?... Wait... This is the cause of death, I'm going to cry all my blood out of my body, that sensation in my chest was most likely my heart no longer giving me blood! But how am  I still alive? THAT BASTARD WROTE THIS! YOU FUCK!" The storywriter continues screaming and crying blood until eventually everything goes black.

I am god.