Oscar Cool's Equestrian Adventure!

by Lord Faggot

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Crossover, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1526

Oscar Cool is your average, badass poni with op powers that decides to go on an adventure!

Oscar Cool is cool. Then he becomes even more cool by going on an adventure! Hooray for originality!
Along the way, he discovers Maddington HaxorSmith and the first thing they do is have a DBZ type battle!

Sex for innuendo-y type jokes, I don't even.

Srsly wtf pls nerf 2 stronk liek lonk

This story is a mass joke. More joke-like than my shut the box one. MORE OF A JOKE THAN ALL OF MY (EXISTING)STORIES COMBINED!

Oscar Cool here. I'm ready to kick some flank like a badass. Oh yeah.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-27 17:24:02 UTC

To Ponyville for no damn reason! Have a cookie!

Is this thing on?

Probably, stupid.

Shut up.

Lolno.

I said, shut up.

No, wtfffff.

I hate you.

I love you too.

Go to Ponyville. Just go.

Wtf why?

Because I say so.

K.

I have a cookie to eat, get going!

Yoink!

Give that back!

Bye!

Those doors are for story writers only so we can describe what you're doing! Get back here!

Shrekt.

Anyways... We're in Ponyville with Oscar Cool now! He's eating MY cookie in the town square whilst... Flying?

I got some mad hax yo!

I gotta go get my thoughts together, this is crazy!

What a fag.

The Fight

It was like a ghost town, ponies could not be seen anywhere in Ponyville! This was because of Oscar Cool and Maddington HaxorSmith seeing eachother for the first time. The most powerful things in all of Equestria staring eachother down. It was certainly a reason to cower inside of your homes.

"First I'm going to rip out your spine and fornicate with your skull." Oscar Cool calmly said to Maddington HaxorSmith, to which he replied with;

"What the fuck!? You have red text!?"

"PREPARE TO DIE!" Oscar Cool screamed at Maddington HaxorSmith. Maddington put his two front hooves together and started shouting the words that are known worldwide as:

"KAAAAMEEEE....,"Oscar Cool looks at the blue ball forming inbetween Maddington's front hooves, "HAAAA4MEEEEEE HAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX!" Maddington throws his front hooves up and a massive blue beam smashes into Oscar Cool's Skull.

"Gah!" Oscar Cool shouts before charging a Cool Bomb to destroy Maddington with. Maddington HaxorSmith realises what he's doing and throws a Destructo disk at Oscar Cool, throwing him off his balance. Oscar Cool throws the Cool Bomb prematurely and smashes Maddington HaxorSmith with it, crushing him.

"Ruh-roooooooooooh!" Maddington HaxorSmith begins to disintegrate but then he stops before it reaches his body since the Cool Bomb wasn't finished. Maddington looks down and sees that he no longer has his back hooves. Maddington screams before keeling over. Oscar Cool walks over to him and says:

"What a pathetic fight." He walks off into the sunset, and then flies off into the air, and looks down at the ponies paralyzed in fear watching him... Oscar Cool sneezes and falls down, he ran out of KI! He falls unconscious due to the long fall right into the middle of Ponyville.

It was all darkness. Oscar Cool's eyes open to see Maddington HaxorSmith looking down at him and laughing!

"Weak fool. Did you really think you could defeat me?" Maddington laughs some more before falling down because, y'know, he doesn't have his back hooves anymore. Oscar Cool gets up, staring into Maddington HaxorSmith's soul. Maddington looks up at him in terror, not wanting to die.

"Please! SPARE ME! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'LL BE SERIOUS! I CAN DO NUMBER TEXT INSTEAD! JUST PLEASE LET ME LIVE!" Maddington pleads with Oscar Cool, but Oscar Cool raises his front right hoof and hits him with a KI Blast. Maddington HaxorSmith's eyes go white and he dies.

Shit, that was some serious shizz.

Well shizzle, master drizzle!

You said it, dawg.

Le filler?

Twilight Sparkle walked slowly towards the Ponyville cemetery. She slowly approached Pinkie Pie's grave. She then used mlg magic on it and Pinkie Pie came back alive!

The fuck?

Stfu, I'm writing filler.

Anyways, Pinkie Pie decided to throw a party in honour of Twilight being Twilight! Yay? So this was a full chapter. Yup.

That was short.

It's just filler. I don't even know why I put this in, to make sense of the next chapter?

Probably, I don't fucking know. I gotta get back to creating innuendos, bye.

What a dick.

THE FINAL TEST

Oscar Cool was trotting down the street when he saw a zombie Pinkie Pie staring back at him with a tired Twilight Sparkle next to her! Holy crap!

"I see you're mad and tired. Care to dance?" Oscar Cool strikes a fighting pose! Twilight and Pinkie do the same! Oscar Cool throws a book at Twilight and it slams into her face! She falls over nearly dead due to the sheer force in that throw! Pinkie Pie blasts him with her party cannon and Oscar Cool stumbles! Pinkie Pie is about to eat his flesh because she's a zombie but then Oscar Cool shoots her in the face with his invisible Cool Gun! Pinkie Pie falls over, about to die but then the near dead Twilight gives Pinkie Pie all her energy and Twilight dies, but Pinkie Pie lives. Oscar Cool is surprised at this generous act, because Twilight Sparkle isn't the element of generosity! Pinkie Pie punches Oscar Cool in the face, he bleeds. Oscar Cool smiles and wipes the blood off of his face.

"What's so funny!?" Pinkie Pie demands to know, Oscar Cool stares at her and throws a Destructo Disk into her chest!

"This." Oscar Cool grabs her head and rips it off, along with her spine still attached! Holy shit! Oscar Cool puts her head inbetween his teeth and bites down, crushing Pinkie Pie's skull! Holy shit on a godly potato! Blood rains down from the sky, drenching anypony who happens to be outside at the time. Dayum. Oscar Cool turns to... Me?

Comin' for ya' buddy.

Oh fuck. Shitshitshitshitshit! Uhhh, storywriter doors!

No. You're not going ANYWHERE.

Looks like I need to write my own demise... Here goes...

Oscar Cool smashes through storywriter door #4.

"No, please don't hurt me! Think of our history!" The storywriter exclaims, Oscar Cool laughs at the pathetic storywriter.

"What history? You hating me CONSTANTLY?! You think I LIKE THAT!? You know what happens know, don't you?" Oscar Cool asks the storywriter.

"Oh too well." The storywriter answers. Oscar Cool begins to charge up his Cool Bomb, the storywriter looks around and finds a crowbar!

"Ah-ha!" The storywriter throws the crowbar into the Cool Bomb, but it just makes it bigger! The storywriter gets down on his knees and begins to cry.

"I don't want to die. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" The storywriter screams into the ceiling, and then Oscar Cool stops charging his Cool Bomb!

"You're not worthy of death by Cool Bomb, or my red text! Prepare for your fate, evil demon." Oscar Cool walks over to the storywriter and takes a black notebook out of his mane and begins to write something down whilst laughing manically.

"This is going to be fun. Oh so fun." Oscar Cool tells the storywriter, who is terrified. The storywriter then feels a burning sensation in his chest! The storywriter realises what's going on.

"The Death Note!? What the fuck!? And you didn't even write down a cause of death... Just a heart attack. YOU BASTARD!" The storywriter shouts, hoping that there isn't a cause of death written down.

"Oh, but I did write down a cause of death. Have fun." Oscar Cool disappears and the storywriter just keeps on crying... But then he begins to cry blood!? What!?

"Oh... WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?... Wait... This is the cause of death, I'm going to cry all my blood out of my body, that sensation in my chest was most likely my heart no longer giving me blood! But how am  I still alive? THAT BASTARD WROTE THIS! YOU FUCK!" The storywriter continues screaming and crying blood until eventually everything goes black.

I am god.

Maddington HaxorSmith

Ahem... This is the part of the story where we meet the REST of the main characters. One such character is Maddington HaxorSmith. Let's see what he's doing!

"I feel like we're being  watched. Like, what the fuck?." Declared Maddington HaxorSmith to the rest of the library. Twilight looks at him confusedly whilst Pinkie Pie knows what he's talking about, because she's Pinkie Pie.

"I feel it too, but no one else must know of our game until tomorroooow!" Pinkie shouted loudly, Twilight overheard and started asking A LOT of questions.

"Game? Being watched? I must know!" Said Twilight Sparkle, the resident librarian. Then Maddington HaxorSmith flew out the window with his mlg mad hax and destroyed a couple planets in the process, but who needs Urplot and Mars?

"That... Doesn't sound good..." Twilight said to herself, but didn't bother stopping Maddington because he would hax her out of existence and she knows it.

Maddington HaxorSmith arrives in front of Sugarcube Corner with Pinkie Pie who teleported there with her newly acquired horn.

"What? how did you learn to use magic?" Maddington asked Pinkie who looked at him and smiled.

"I'm Pinkie Pie, silly! I can do whatever I want! Hahaha!" Pinkie laughs and turns insane but then gets mlg quick scope no scoped in the face by Maddington HaxorSmith.

"I BRING THE PAIN!" Maddington shouts into the air, destroying a few galaxies in the process. But who really needs the SFW galaxy anyway? The NSFW one is cooler. Like, Oscar Cooler.

Wtf leave my brother out of this!

Leave yourself out of this chapter.

...

Good, he's gone. Back to the sto- AND WE'RE OUT OF TIME FOR THIS CHAPTER!