RESTORE HARMONY!

Pinkie Pie was on her hooves immediately.

"Wow! What a dream!" she exclaimed happily. "It was all like Imma get you Nightmare Moon! and she was like Noooo! and then we were like Yaas! Hehehehehe!" she giggled happily. Suddenly she took notice of her surroundings. "Oh! What's this? Whats that? How's this?" she exclaimed, happily bouncing in between the various pieces of trash that littered the alleyway that she had found herself in. "Huh... I didn't know they had tankard's this big in Ponyville..." she stated to herself. "I also didn't know that any pony had Mare Gras masks in Ponyville... Oh well!" she giggled as she put said mask on. "Oh! What's over there!" she exclaimed as she rapidly bounced into the street. "Hi there!" she exclaimed at a strange diamond dog-like creature that she passed by. It looked at her funny, but continued on it's way without a word. She bounced down the road happily humming to herself. But then another diamond dog-like creature came out of a building and threw another creature out. "Hey! That place looks like fun!" Pinkie hummed as she entered the building.

Inside was hazy with foul smelling smoke and the smell of strange cider. But Pinkie didn't care... Well, about the smoke that is... The cider was a different story!

"Hey there!" Pinkie yelled at the pony running the bar. "Can I get a Sweet Apple Acres Hard cider?" The pony behind the counter looked at her funnily.

"We don't have Sweet Apple Acres..." she chuckled.

"Oh..." Pinkie stated, her hair deflating a little. "What's the closest ya got?!" she asked, her eyes suddenly only a few centimeters away from the mares eyes.

"Uh... I think that would be Apple Industries Brandy... But I wouldn't..."

"I'll take it!" screamed Pinkie.

"But ponies can't..."

"I'LL TAKE IT!" Pinkie screamed again. The mare gulped and brought her the drink.

"Be careful with..." she began, only to see a now empty mug sitting on the table. "How..."

"I like it... Another!" Pinkie yelled, throwing the mug onto the floor. The mare gulped, and was about to reply.

"Well it looks like the pink pony can hold her liquor..." a nearby diamond dog thing slurred. "Tell you what... If you can drink more than me... I'll pay for as many drinks as you want... But if I can drink more than you... You pay for all my drinks..." the stallion sounding thing asked. Another diamond dog like thing growled something at him, but Pinkie didn't catch it. On a completely different topic however, she already knew what her answer was.

"Bring it on monkey boy!" she yelled, slamming down the brandy that the bar mare just set down. She let out a squeaking hiccup after a few seconds of looking forwards. All the diamond-monkey thing did was smile, and chugged his own drink.

~~~ 48 minutes later ~~~

"Oh god! My stomach!" the diamond-monkey yelled. Pinkie however was unfazed. She poured another mug into her mouth and hiccuped cutely after a moment of staring happily ahead. The diamond-monkey's face paled. Another alcoholic beverage was brought before him. He just looked at it and passed out. The mare behind the counter put Pinkies hoof into the air.

"Winner!" she yelled to the crowd of watching diamond-monkeys and ponies.

"Drinks for every pony!" Pinkie yelled. "Let's get this parTAY started!" The crowd cheered.

"Ugh..." moaned the drunken diamond-monkey as he woke up again.

"Hey now! That isn't a way to spend a party!" Pinkie giggled, pulling the diamond-monkey to his feet. "Move those... weird pointy club things..." Pinkie trailed off as she pointed at the ovoid feet the diamond-monkey stood on. She blinked. "PARTAY!" she screamed into the diamond-monkey's face.

"Ah thinksh... Imma go hom..." he slurred.

"But the party's just getting started... What was your name again?" Pinkie blinked at the drunkard.

"Dobson... Sergeant James Dobson..."

Author's Note

I'm soooo sorry this is so short... My only excuse is... Hey, it's Pinkie Pie, nuff said... And if I did an entire chapter on her madness, then odds are I'd probably succumb to said madness as well... So for your sanity, my sanity, and just so the fourth wall remains as unmolested as possible... Any future Pinkie chapters will be shorter than the rest.

AND relating to the actual content of the chapter... Come on... You guys HAD to have seen Dobson meeting Pinkie sooner or later...