The rest of the appointments for both doctors went perfectly normal that day but after they closed for the day and locked the door, the two doctors could not be in more different moods. Dr. Whooves was in his office talking to Twinkleshine. He started to cry and said, "I am so worried about what is wrong with the princess. She is eating really horrible things and her wings are becoming quite muscular. I hope those tests will give us some insight as to what is going on."

Twinkleshine asked, "Do you think that she might be taking some sort of performance enhancing drug to make her wings bigger. I know she has been wanting to fly a lot faster."

The doctor slammed his hoof on his desk. He said, "NO, OUR PRINCESS WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING! SHE IS A LADY, NOT A CHEATING ATHLETE!"

Twinkleshine asked, "Then why did you want to do a urine test? I thought you were ordering that to run a drug test on her."

Whooves replied, "No, I ordered it because a lot of times fried daffodils can harm the kidneys and I don't want anything happening to our princess."

Twinkleshine said, "Ok, you know what is best."

While the doctor continued to sob quietly in sadness, the mood was radically different on the dental side of the practice. Amethyst and Sea Swirl could sense the anger radiating from their boss. Amethyst asked, "Uh Colgate, I can sense you are upset. What is wrong?"

In a voice that would make the Royal Canterlot Voice sound like a whisper Colgate screeched, "FIFTEEN YEARS, FIFTEEN BUCKING YEARS! I GO FIFTEEN YEARS WITHOUT ANY BAD PATIENTS AND THEN THE PRECIOUS PRINCESS HAS TO BREAK IT!"

Amethyst said, "I know you take a lot of pride in making sure Ponyville doesn't have any patients that don't listen to you but this was bound to happen sooner or later."

Colgate continued to yell, "I know but Twilight gave the same sorry response Celestia did when I had to see her with that rotting tooth. She thinks she is above taking care of her teeth! Let me tell you something, just because she has a crown and is an Alicorn does not mean she is better than the rest of us! Ugh, I wish I could just smack the shit out of her for this!"

Colgate was breathing hard so Sea Swirl put her leg around her and said, "Colgate, calm down. I don't want to see you have a heart attack over a pompous pony who thinks she is the greatest thing in the world."

Colgate slowly calmed down and replied, "Yeah, you're right. I don't want to wind up in the hospital. That pathetic wretch isn't worth it."

The doctor and his nurse heard Colgate's furious screams and ran over to Colgate's side of the practice. Whooves asked, "Colgate, what is wrong? Why are you so angry?"

Colgate growled, "I am angry because Twilight thinks she is above taking care of her teeth. She sits up there on her fancy throne looking pretty, eats fried cupcakes and then doesn't bother to brush her teeth. She is just as ignorant and lazy as Celestia was."

Whooves, who still had some tears running down his cheeks replied, "Well I'm worried about her myself. She is eating fried daffodils which are very bad for the body and her blood pressure is through the roof."

Twinkleshine added, "Yeah and her wing muscles are suddenly really big."

Colgate shook her head and replied, "I remember that happened with some pegasi who flew for the Manehattan relay team. They drug tested them and discovered they had been taking steroids so they tossed them off the team."

Whooves interrupted, "If you think Twilight is taking steroids you are wrong. She is a lady and would never do such a thing!"

Colgate snapped, "Well a lady wouldn't eat fried daffodils and fried cupcakes either and a lady sure the hell wouldn't let her teeth get in that bad of shape either."

The two doctors decided to head home after the conversation. Whooves knew that Colgate was angry with Twilight and would probably think that she would be guilty of anything and everything while Colgate thought Whooves was your typical subject overly loyal to Twilight, one who puts her on a pedestal and thinks she could never do anything wrong.

When Colgate got home she slammed her door and started screaming, "I hate her, I bucking hate her. She just had to ruin my streak! I thought I had cleansed this town of bad oral hygiene a long time ago! Leave it to a bucking princess, one who influences others to neglect her teeth!"

She began kicking holes in the wall and destroying her furniture. Finally after thirty minutes of screaming and kicking, she calmed down and realized that destroying her own property was not the answer. Back when she saw her first patient in her new office she vowed that she would never fall into the same madness she did when she was killing bad patients and she remembered that, but she was so angry with Twilight that she couldn't stand it.

She said to herself, "If other ponies know that she has such bad habits, they will follow suit and I can not allow that to happen. Perhaps the time has come to start punishing bad patients again!"

Colgate knew that she could not do this from her home and she had nowhere in her practice to do this but she knew there had to be somewhere to punish Twilight. She began to wonder if perhaps there were pre-Celestial bunkers in Equestria that were still intact so she made a decision. She would travel to Canterlot and do some research. She said to herself, "If there is one, Twilight will pay for her crimes and if anypony else tries to stop me, they'll suffer the same fate as her!"

Author's Note

oxabolone ---------- performance enhancing drug