Author's Note

Yay! Chapter Two! Though honestly I'm a little depressed at the number of people who are disliking my story until I get a list of people saying they don't want me to continue writing I'll keep on writing! Anywho! Hi ho here we go! chapter two is on the go!

Pinkimania and a Little Phychosis (Redux)

"Ugh... Anypony get the number of the carriage that ran me over?" Twilight asked her mane looking like the combination of a beehive and a giant rats nest. "Spike? You there?" Twilight asked still more then slightly asleep.

Never let it be said that Twilight Sparkle was a morning person. Despite the fact that she had served under the Sun Princess as a student, Twilight was more along the lines of being a Night Owl. Something that irritated Celestia greatly.

"Mhmm... Twilight? That you?" Spike asked staggering onto the stairs carrying a teddy bear in pajamas with a sleeping cap while his own sleeping cap still firmly attached to his head.

"Spike? What are you doing up there! I thought you were in the kitchen!" Twilight said a little more awake now.

"TWILIGHT! WAKE UP YOU DUNCE! IF SPIKE IS JUST WAKING UP THAT MEANS THAT SOMEONE IS IN OUR HOUSE!" Lillian shouted across their link(which had reopened sometime during the night/early morning hours) tired of the "Drivers" lack of attention. "Honestly! You are worse then Princess Celestia about waking up!" Lillian sighed rubbing the sides of her head

"Wha!" Twilight shouted waking fully with a start, with a sideways dash she made her way hap-hazardly towards the kitchen.

Staggering inside Twilight was greeted by the sight of a pink whirlwind spinning around her kitchen somehow throwing together all the ingrediants required to make Whole Wheat Pancakes as well as make the Pancakes themselves.

"WhatTheHell!" Twilight and her respective consciousnesses all finished together.

"WHAT! WHAT IS IT!" Spike shouted pushing his way into the doorway.

"Yeah what is it!" Pinkie Pie shouted appearing out of nowhere on the other side of Twilight making all three rather cramped.

"PINKIE! HOW WHAT WHERE!" Twilight shouted pointing back and forth between the pink tornado and Pinkie Pie herself.

"Do you like it! IT'S MY SUPER SURPRISE BREAKFAST TORNADO OF BREAKFASTNESS!" Pinkie exploding into the air in front of Twilight and Spike. Streamers and Confetti exploding all around them. Somehow covering everything yet missing all the food and the tornado that was somehow making it.

"HOW THE-! WHO THE-! WHAT THE-!" Twilight and her alternate personalities shouted all together (Although to anypony else it just sounded like Twilight kept cutting herself off because each took over their shared mouth to try and get out their own exclaimation of surprise.) "You know what? It's way too early for this! Ignoring problem until later date!" Twilight said doing the royal Canterlot Breathing exercise. "Now Pinkie Pie would you kindly explain what your doing in my house?!" Twilight demanded with an irritated sigh.

"Making you breakfast you silly filly!" Pinkie stated like it was the most natural thing in the world to do. Though knowing her it probably was and it just had taken sometime for the pink mare of madness to get around to her.

'Honestly if I hadn't already run the blood tests I would be sure that Pinkie was somehow related to Discord!' Twilight thought irritated. Turning her attention back to Pinkie Pie who she'd immediately started ignoring when she went into one of her oh so infamous "Pinkie Rants".

"PINKIE!!!" Twilight shouted gaining the Pink whirlwind of happiness' attention. "Is there a point on you explaining to me the size and dimensions as well as the elasticity of pancake batter and pancakes in general?" Twilight asked rubbing her forehead feeling a migraine starting to form.

"NOT REALLY!!!" Pinkie shouted shooting Twilight a 50 Megawatte Smile, almost blinding her.

Twilight just sighed and sat down at her table next to Spike after getting a PPP (Pinkie Pie Promise) from Pinkie that she would not burn down her kitchen (and subsequently the Library).

"OH TWILIGHT! I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER STUCK TO YOUR CHEEK!" Pinkie shouted from the kitchen.

"THANKS PINKIE!" Twilight shouted back in reply before using her magic to remove the paper. Giving it a quick look over Twilight had to take a double take and stared at the paper in shock, as pure absolute dread seized her heart. Quickly excusing herself from the table, Twilight shot herself up and out of the dining room towards the second floor using her rarely used wings to go even faster.

"Well when you gotta go, you gotta go!" sighed Spike before perking up as Pinkie waltzed (Quite literally) into the room while carrying a huge stack of pancakes while a song that suspiciously sounded like it belonged more to Swing Dancing then Waltz but then again Spike didn't really care.

Inside Twilight's Mind

"OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!" Twilight shouted (after casting a quick silencing spell that is) panic mode in full effect.

"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! CALM DOWN!" Namíne shouted trying to get the main to respond but was ignored as well as Lillian who was trying to nudge her way into control but all her efforts were batted aside.

"Namíne! She's lost it! We need to force control!" Lillian shouted becoming scared for Twilight's Mental integrity.

"YOU GOT IT!" Namíne shouted and joined Lillian's efforts to pull Twilight out of the drivers' seat.

Both quickly worked to disable the multiple firewalls and other various, tediously constructed safety measures that insured that one or the other could not take over unless it was an absolute emergency. Both worked quickly side by side and dismantled all of the trapping with a speed belaying years of practice. And then there was none.

"WE GOT IT!" cheered both Lillian and Namíne. Feeling a slight pull both ponies collided together and forming a "Harvey two face" with one side being Lillian and the other being Namíne. "Ugh! I hate it when this happens! Lillian this is your fault!" Namíne complained

"Ugh! I don't like it anymore then you do Namí. But it has to be done!" Lillian sighed rubbing her side of their head. I hope Twilight snaps out of it soon. Hopefully Pinkie won't be able to tell something is wrong..."

"Yeah that pony is scary..." commented Namíne

"OKAY LET'S GET STARTED!!!

BACK TO REALITY!

"Twilight" sighed and shook her head before heading down stairs and started eating with Pinkie and Spike. Amazingly enough Pinkie's "Pinkie Sense" hadn't gone immediately off. Which in itself was amazing considering the supernatural speed at which it fed information to the unpredictable mare. Inwardy "Twilight" sighed in relief at not being instantly discovered by the Pink mare's unusual abilities.
As if to insult "Twilight's" good fortune fate decided to trigger Pinkie's PS (Pinkie Sense) at that very moment.

"Crinky elbow? Ichy heel!" Pinkie Pie shouted in surprise.

in response "Twilight" Popped up a cover shield while Spike dove under the table.

"Is it safe?" Spike asked shivering slightly. Ever since he was the unfortunate recipient of Griffen "bombing" when he didn't heed the power of the pinkie sense he'd been scared for life and had practically become a religious follower of Pinkie's "powers".

"Of course it is you silly goose!" Pinkie exclaimed causing a sigh of relief to come out of Spike and Twilight to release her spell.

"Well then what do those twitches mean?" Twilight asked curiously.

"Oh those? They meant that somepony I know isn't the somepony that I known!" Pinkie exclaimed happily before giving both Twilight and Spike a suspicious look causing Spike to scoff, while secretly wondering how Pinkie managed to split her head like that since he and Twilight were on opposite sides of the table.

"Pinkie! It isn't us!" Spike sighed rolling his eyes.

"OKAY!" Pinkie shouted before standing on her hind legs and throwing something on the ground causing a small ploom of smoke to completely cover her. when it dissipated Pinkie was gone.

"Twilight? Pinkie is weird..." Spike stated nodding his head.

"You've barely figured that out?" asked Twilight raising an eyebrow

Spike just shrugged before both kept eating, ignoring the fact that when Pinkie disappeared she'd some how manage to take with her, her pancakes with her, and some cleaned her dishes.