Disturbed Indestructible Criminal

Private Novelty Wares, a black stallion was standing on guard dressed in mismatched armor. Outside the new that had popped up. He had shown up, and was promptly shoved into the position with no training. Despite it all he was happy just to look like a guard because he knew he could be a novelty guard.

On the other side of the front door stood a unicorn mare with a mint coat, brilliant cyan mane and tail with a white streak. Lyra had also joined the guard. . She had not spoken a word to the black stallion.

The crush Novelty had for the mint unicorn was insane. He spent the last three hours making plans for wedding, foals, and large tubes of jelly. All of which Lyra's wife Bon Bon would have bucked him for had she known.

Looking up into the previously clear sky, Novelty noticed some new dark clouds. It was alarming to him because the Pegasus scheduled clear skies all day. Looking at them he made plans to ask Fluttershy during lunch. Then a storm of red lightning, and blue magic waves erupted in the sky. Something came out of it paused for a minute, and started heading to the castle.

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In the sky in front of a blue portal. Was Kokabel, a tall muscular man with large white wings flapping in the air. He had full body armor on. The chest plate had a picture of a glowing blood red moon on it. The rest of the armor was black with dozens of diamonds scattered on it.

Kokabel had just arrived by the shift gate. He was looking around with a confused look on his face. "This is were that mega spell came from? It looks like a medieval village... I guess I'll fly to the tree castle?" Turning towards the castle he flew off.

At the entrance to the castle were two ponies. Kokabel had met intelligent ponies before. They were a blood thirsty warrior race, but if you showed them power they would respect it. The two of them however were both frozen in fear. He decided to just walk by them.

Four feet from the door the stallion placed the tip of his spear against Kokabel's neck. "Halt human what is your business here." The stallion said ending with a smog smile, as if he was happy he figured out what to say.

Looking at the stallion with the iron spear pushed against his neck. He didn't know if he should find this funny, insulting, or just ignore it. His look of wonder changed to a smile, and he said. "First of all I'm not a human. Do you see the wings? Second of all demigods like me are immortal, and Indestructible." He then grabbed the spear head closing his hand it folded like paper. He let go and waited for the reaction.

The stallion looked at his broken spear.  At first he was in shock, but then he started wailing, and crying. "You you big meany." He then bolted through the doors into the castle. At this Kokabel, figured these ponies were different from his friends in Tartarus.

He looked to the other guard. It didn't make any sense but she had a smile. Oblivious to what just happened "Oh don't mind me just go in big guy." she cooed. At this Kokabel, walked into the castle.

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The castle itself had many different colors with stain glassed windows, crystal lighting walls and pillars. The inside however was rather bare. No painting on the walls, or sculptures around. Not even any other guards, or armaments around. He continued walking to the main chamber of the castle with no resistance.

Walking in through the open doors. Kokabel became very aware of a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane. "What did you do to Novelty Wares!" She said with the rage of a mother bear protecting her cubs. It seemed like she was casting some kind of spell with her eyes.

He was about ready to just go somewhere else to find answers. But then he might have to endure even more of these insane ponies. Kokabel put on his most diplomatic face on, and said. "I'm sorry, I don't know why he would have so much value in that spear. But I shouldn't of broke it. Even tho he had it at my neck."

Now the yellow Pegasus was looking at his neck. In a way that reminded him of a mother caring for her child. Turning to the stallion she spoke in a stern tone of voice. "Private Novelty Wares, did you attack this man?" Relenting a bit she added. "Did you have a reason to attack him?"

She was being somewhat authoritative. But she was also radiating discomfort. Kokabel figured it was equally possible that he was talking to royalty or a servant.

The private was in the corner of the room. Still sobbing over his broken spear. He put on the most determined face he could muster. Only to revert back to a whining foal as he spoke. "I was doing my job. That winged human just went charging at the front door. So I told him to stop and placed my spear at his neck." He glanced back at the broken spear. "Then he grabbed Shiva, and broke her. A spear owned by King Purgle, of the minotaurs in the Ruin area!" Novelty then returned to wailing and crying. But stayed fixed in the corner of the room.

The yellow pony was looking back, and forward between him and Novelty. Clearly unsure of what to do. He decided to go ahead and introduce himself. "My name is Kokabel. I'm the angle of stars and constellations." He had her attention for only a moment. When a another being teleported into the room. With the head of a pony, and a body made up of all sorts of things. Kokabel could only guess what it was. "Are you some kind of Devil, or demon?" He said with fear in his voice.

It spoke, "Oh certainly not, or maybe a little bit. I'm called a 'draconequus, or Discord, but you can call me Lord Tutti Frutti." He was definitely a demigod of chaos. This situation was becoming far to dangerous. So Kokabel quickly teleported away. "What was his problem? Oh dear Fluttershy I'm so bored would you like to play a game?"

Fluttershy answered the draconequus. "Sorry, but I need to find a way to cheer up Novelty." She looked at the broken stallion with pity. His ears were down by the sides of his head. He was laying in the corner of the room embracing Shiva. In a puddle of his own tears.

Discord examined the broken stallion, before an idea entered his head. With a snap of his fingers another similar spear was in his claw. He then got the attention of the stallion, and handed him the spear.

Novelty's eyes lit up with realization of what the new spear was. He discarded the old spear and began inspecting the new one. With a mindset of wonder and tone as if he was telling children a story he spoke. "This is the spear Bahamut, King Purgle's, personal weapon of choice. Thank you!" He then hugged the draconequus, and galloped back to his spot by the door. Leaving behind a amused Pegasus, and rather annoyed draconequus.

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Prince Blueblood was sitting at his table, eating his breakfast. When a flash of light caught his eye. Looking to the mantle he noticed the spear, was gone. With a look of contempt he relented "So Discord, is stealing from me again. I think I'll replace the spear, with a sword this time" He went back to eating.

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The Princess of Friendship, and her five best friends. Were all seated in there thrones in the castle. The five were paying close attention to Twilight, as she spoke. "Alright, from the reports of the two guards, and Fluttershy. It look like we have a Disturbed Indestructible Criminal named Kokabel to deal with. I have decided that an acronym should be used to describe him. So we will call him the D.I.C.K.

At this Rainbow, and Pinkie started laughing. While Rarity, and Applejack just looked on with smirks. The Yellow Pegasus face was tuning red, and she was hiding behind her yellow mane.

Twilight just looked at them confused by the reaction."What?"