Derplight Dash

by SwiperTheFox

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Sex, Derpy Hooves, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 6033

Derpy, Dashie, and Twilight have kinky BDSM sex.

Because sometimes people that are sexually attracted to diminutive fictional equines happen to enjoy imagining them having steamy threesomes. Because sometimes said authors want to write out that scenario. Because sometimes said authors find BDSM concepts intriguing, and sometimes they feel like certain parings involving an attractive gray pegasus with odd yet deeply beautiful eyes just have to be written. Because sometimes, stuff... just kind of happens.

This is an alternative scene out of the teen-rated drama Young Colts, Tight Bondage. and the overall story from this fanfic comes from that drama. Please note the mature rating. Thanks for reading.

Published 2012-04-21 16:34:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-21 16:34:02 UTC

And then there was pony sex

{ During the preceding events (detailed in the previous fanfiction Young Colts, Tight Bondage), Twilight accidentally came upon Young Colts, Tight Bondage, the literary sensation despised by critics and adored by teenage mares all across Equestria. She became drawn to the series and the love triangle within it between young gay stallion Cherry and the competing colfriends Jack Bolt and Buckle Berry. Twilight, spending a lot of her alone time with the books, quickly developed a sexual obsession causing her to hear sections from the books inside her head as well as leading her to pleasure herself for the first time in a very long time.

She found out that the author, an obscure Ms. E. I. Xirt never heard from before, had planned to visit Ponyville. Twilight attended a book signing with vials of the love potion "milk of amorous clover", originally intending to prank the author with it but abandoning this plan to just enjoy the event. Her book had a sexual enchantment, yet she discovered that other ponies' books had no such thing. Twilight then accidentally caught herself on part of the massive banner outside, and she was picked up by another pony before falling and getting severely hurt. Twilight did, however, get knocked unconscious in the process. }

Twilight let out a soft groan, feeling little bumps around her sides. Nothing broken, thank goodness! She felt herself on a cuddly couch that she hadn't ever felt before. She sniffed the air. It was warm, the scent of fresh muffins wafting everywhere. She couldn't recognize the place, though. Is this somepony's house, or something? What by Celestia's mane happened to the book signing?

She moved a little bit, but she immediately stopped. She didn't just feel a bit hurt, she felt hot. Her insides roasted as her legs just naturally curled up against each other. She felt sweat dripping all through her mane.

Twilight put her hooves to the towel over her head. She tried to move, but her limbs didn't quite obey her. Oh, no... what on earth did I do to myself?

"Wake up... sleepyhead..." said a sudden voice from right behind her.

"Well, 'Wake up sleepyhead', huh," Twilight moaned, "what is this, a sitcom opening or something?" She shut her eyes, dreaming of a bowl of ice cold water being poured all over her.

"I suppose I could have said, 'get out of my couch', Twilight, but I didn't want to be too rude. Especially for a guest, and especially one that I just saved," the smooth, seductive feminine voice replied.

Twilight simply coughed, rubbing her head as well as her throbbing sides with eyes closed. I don't feel injured per se... I'm just tense. Or something. I feel like my insides are so hungry. So warm. So needy. She tried to think things through, but her mind seemed to have floated up into the stratosphere.

"You saved me, thanks," she mouthed, shifting over and sitting up in the couch, she felt a hoof curling up against her right shoulder. "I'm so happy, Dash. But I never did find out who the author was. And I... I waited and everything..." She sniffed as her body demanded more, more of that wonderful touching along her fur. Her insides screamed for dozens and dozens of tender rubs.

"Author? Ha," the voice laughed, giving Twilight's shoulder and quivering side a sort of mini-massage. The purple unicorn tried her best not to burst out in coos. "You're looking at her." Twilight felt two hooves going up her chest and nudging against her temples, going gently along her fur inch by inch. "Right now."

Twilight opened her eyes, some kind of hazy mist going through her mind and making things loopy. She opened her mouth, panting. Twilight gazed at the mare in front of her, eyes shifting slowly up from the mare's tender gray hooves up to the mare's huge, voluptuous flanks and adorable, curvy face with big, golden eyes pointing in oppostive directions.

"Derpy?" Twilight spat, shivering in place. You!

"The one and only," she replied, hooves moving through her beautiful blond mane. Her wings fluttered out, brushing against Twilight's side, as she plopped on the seat besides Twilight.

"But... you're... doing... and... Dash... the enchantments..." Twilight babbled, gasping for breath in between words.

"You're so cute when you're overwhelmed," Derpy said, putting a hoof onto Twilight's nose. The purple unicorn sat still, eyes focusing on the pegasus' face. "Anyways, I've been waiting a long time for you to wake up. All of your rattling on, delirium or something, told me everything I needed to know." Derpy snickered. "Almost everything, actually."

"Why?"

"Boredom!" Derpy called out, throwing all four of her hooves in the air and wiggling. "Lots of empty time in a hospital will do that for you. I got stick of just browsing books from well-wishers and decided to write my own. Dash helped a lot too. Like--" Derpy, curled over along the couch as flashbacks shot through her eyes. "Dash said stuff like "Bolt wouldn't say that," "Bolt needs to be like 20% cooler," "Bolt should do three loop-de-loops in a row, not just two," and stuff like that." She grinned from cheek to cheek. "She put a lot of herself into the character. I already knew a publisher pony that used the mail office, and he set things in motion. Lots of help from his sister Trixie, too."

"My book. It's just--" Twilight tried to find the right words."It's different. Not like every other one I've seen."

Derpy put a hoof against her face, eyes bobbing around. She tried to suppress what looked like an endless waterfall of laughter, several chuckles still making it through her hoof. She finally slumped backwards in the couch and nudged her leg against Twilight's. "Oh, Fluer De Lis. What a prankster. She wanted the 'first edition', 'Canterlot Book Society' versions of Books I and II to have--" Derpy bent her hooves to complete the image, making air quotes. "Having special erotic potency'."

"Potency..." Twilight repeated. She couldn't right register Derpy's words in her mind; she just wanted to lean across the couch and poise her hooves in the air, submissive like a pet dog. She turned her head down, looking through Derpy's messy living room and the weird objects from fishtanks filled with baseballs to upside down photographs to torn mathematics textbooks with freaky repeating scribblings in bright red ink.

"Fleur sure got those stuffy upper-class twits to lighten up, that's for sure. Trixie even went ahead and imprinted her name on the books, though. I guess she wanted bucking 'spell-copyright' or something." Derpy reached over and made a little motion out the window nerby, something that Twilight couldn't see. "So, I flipped the spell-copyright name. I expected to be laughed at, but ponies started babbling about some silly 'mystery author', and I kept the big joke with further printings."

"Big joke," Twilight whispered. She tried to control her panting, feeling so embarrassed. Her sweat had made a kind of halo acround her couch spot. Her eyes hopped around the room before locking upon a saddlebag. It's... got thick red splotches. Still wet. Wet. She opened her mouth to a gigantic 'O'. I broke the... on me... on it... and I'm... "Oh, my, Celestia!"

"What?"

"How long--" Twilight spotted her hooves all across her body, her mane wiggling across her head as she shifted in place. "Have I been like this!"

"About an hour and a half."

"Oh, Celestia help me." She watched as Derpy stood straight up. The pegasus' grin seemed even more sinister than a moment ago. I have a very bad feeling about this. "The... milk..."

"Of amorous clover?" Derpy whistled. "Oh, Twilight, you are one naughty girl." She stepped over, clutching the edge of the saddlebag. "You know, according to Fluer, Celestia only uses one vial on herself when she has several stallions over. And, my my, you brought two--" She sauntered over, her supple flanks wiggling with each step. Twilight's eyes feasted upon Derpy. "Two whole vials."

"I'm... I was thinking... I wasn't thinking," Twilight groaned, trying to light up her horn and magically grab the saddlebags. Her body didn't obey her. It wanted one thing and one thing only. "I was feeling weird, from reading that enchanted stuff, and I planned to take the vials and..." She paused, shivering as Derpy positioned her body right over hers. She found himself unconsciously leaning her sides over and wagging her hooves in the air, supplicant and ready.

"And what?"

"Use them."

"On who."

Twilight just locked eyes with Derpy.

"Oh, wow. Like I said before," Derpy said, holding the saddlebag high up in the air, "you're a naughty, naughty mare."

"Naughty aughty, getting haughty" called out Dash, popping up from somewhere on the stairs behind Twilight. She curled over, seeing Dash's ears perk. Twilight whimpered as Dash licked her lips.

"I-I'm... s-s-sorry..." Twilight closed her eyes, wishing that she was anywhere else than there at that moment.

"Don't be sorry for us, you silly pickle," Derpy said, squeaking with happiness as she leaned over Twilight. Her hoof went down and drew a soft figure eight upon Twilight's chest. "Be sorry for yourself. You need help. Such an incredible overdose of love potion, you're lucky to be here in one piece."

"I'm doing well enough now. Thanks for resucing me from that fall," Twilight said. She tried to stand up, legs buckling.

"We're more than willing to help," Dash commented, standing up right besides Derpy. Their eyes met for a moment, matching smiles on both their faces. Dash slide-stepped to the left, a hoof reaching out along the tips of Twilight's crazed, frizzy mane.

" 'Oh, Bolt,' I moaned. He rubbed his face along my neck, teeth scraping against my ear. His mane mixed into mine so naturally."

No! Not now! Out of my mind, you stupid books. Buck you, Trixie! "I can be going now," Twilight whispered, voice so soft that a mouse sounded noisy by comparison, "No help, no nothing. Don't worry. I'm fine."

"Oh, Twilight, your dazed eyes, frazzled mane, endless pool of sweat, and twitching hooves say differently," Dash commented, taking a deep breath.

Twilight desperately wanted to call Derpy off, to tell her that she didn't need any help, but that aching feeling in her loins overpowered her brain. She could do nothing but stare in a sick mixture of horror and excitement as Derpy eagerly thrust her hooves into her soaked saddlebag. The clover, the potion is just going... going all over... Twilight opened her mouth, nothing coming out.

"Now then," Derpy replied. Twilight's eyes traced the beads of sweat going along Derpy's cheeks, the pegasus' heart starting to rattle in her chest. The unicorn felt Dash sit right besides her, the throbbing blue wings stuck out across her belly with feathers going against fur.

Twilight had lost almost all control. She tried to speak, her mouth just hanging out like a statue. She eyed Dash as the pegasus curled her head around, nose going through Twilight's ragged purple mane. She sucked in a huge breath. Dash's lips moved along Twilight's cheeks over to her chin. The pegasus giggled, poising herself backwards. Dash clutched Twilight's shoulders and moved in for a full kiss.

"And I entered heaven. He immediately stuck his tounge along the sides of my teeth, and our lips just flowed in and out of each other."

Twilight didn't hesitate to hurl her hooves forward and bury them into Dash's wings. Her legs shivered with the eruptions of pure pleasure going through her head. She titled her head side to side, kiss melting into kiss and then another fresh kiss moment by moment.

"I'd never made out before. It was everything, I'm being cliche but I can't help it, that I had possibly imagined."

Twilight broke the kiss, gasping for breath and flicking her body to the side as Derpy's hooves went down her belly. Derpy's exploration went on as Dash grabbed Twilight, making out with even more intense passion a split-second later. Derpy's touches went into slurps and licks along her fur coupled with full fledged massaging. Twilight couldn't believe it, the sensations amped up to such an insane degree by the magical milk. She heard herself start to purr, sounding almost like a tigress.

Derpy pulled Twilight over and propped the unicorn's legs up along the side of the couch. She wiggled as Derpy tickled her flanks, knowing just how to set her off. Dash halted her kisses to move up and start teasing the unicorn's horn, hooves rubbing up and down with frantic speed. Twilight mind seemed to boil, shot of bliss after shot of bliss inside of her.

"Hey, Twilight," Derpy suddenly called out.

Twilight simply let out an 'uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnhhhhhhhh', tongue hanging out of her mouth. Dash's rubbing escalated to a frenzy, the pegasus' wings also nudging pleasure spots that Twilight had never even dreamed of.

"Want to do some, shall we say, 'fictional-physical adaption'?"

"Bolt's teeth stuck out and gripped against the ball gag. I gazed at every last little drop of salvia dripping down along the hard plastic. I brought up my hoof above his head. His eyes met with my whip, and he bit with all of his strength. I saw the teeth marks now seared into the plastic, and I grinned."

Twilight's eyes seemed to grow as wide as canyons as Derpy flew into the air, sliding a chain with heavy metal accouterments from a pole in the ceiling. The locks, bars, handles, and everything else already brought tingles across Twilight's body. "Oh, Celestia!" Twilight screamed, legs smashing against the couch pillows. I don't think I'll be able to walk after this!

"He breathed in deep to take every last drop of that enchanting musk from a hard day’s work bucking at the apple orchard. Bolt quivered in anticipation— every touch of the stallion’s throbbing red flesh shooting electricity into him. Oh, there would be bucking tonight. Guaranteed."

The two pegasii lifted Twilight up, Dash grabbing her back hooves and Derpy her head, and gently placed her onto the middle of the top story floor right besides the stairs. Twilight felt plastic coated metal bars going around her sides. She couldn't believe how overjoyed this made her, insides quivering with anticipation. I'm going to be like Cherry! Finally! I'm him!

She found her held pulled up, Dash clutching her cheeks tightly. "Time for your collar, my pet," Dash said, grinning as she blushed. Twilight panted as a thick metal ring with numerous plastic studs went over her neck. She felt a tickling around her tail, and she leaned back to see a series of collar-like things being stuck onto her by Derpy.

"Thank you, master!" Twilight declared, holding her head back with pride. She felt her shackles along her hooves contracting, and she knew that she'd be close to totally immobile in just a moment. Such wonderful feelings poured into her senses, ripples of joy going up her sides.

*Clang!*

Twilight tensed, and she suddenly started to lift up into the air. Her eyes hopped from Derpy to Dash and back again as they pulled heavy chains downward. Several feet above the ground, Twilight began to squirm. She made a torrent of little breaths. Rendered totally helpless, Twilight swooned with pleasure.

Dash pulled up a tall chair, standing on it right in front of Twilight. She waved her cute, rainbow-colored mane over her face before leaning over to the unicorn. "I've had more than enough waiting, and more than enough talking," she murmured, putting a hoof along Twilight's face. They could feel each other's sweat, pouring off their bodies.

"Yes, master," Twilight said. Her flanks wiggled with anticipation. She sensed Derpy's hooves moving down her lower back, and she knew her marehood had already dripped all over her back's harness.

"Now, then," Dash said, turning over to the side. Her fluffy blue left wing rubbed up along Twilight's face. "Start licking."

Twilight stuck out her tounge, slurping along the tips of Dash's wing. She made a happy moan. Dash leaned her head back, pleasure coming over her face, and she moved clover.

"That's it, pet, lick all over. All through the feathers. Take them totally into your mouth. Soak them, buck it. Soak them," Dash cooed, shifting her wing along Twilight's face.

"Mmmmmm... delicious," Twilight replied, eyes closing.

*Slap!*

"Enough talking!" Dash said, spinning around and whacking Twilight in the face. The unicorn just glared back, shocked. The pain quickly turned to pleasure, however, and she smiled. "Speak if you're spoken to, pet!"

Twilight nodded, jittering as she felt Derpy's long tongue begin to slurp along her back.

"Take it all into your mouth, now!" Dash's feathers poured all across Twilight's face and filled up her mouth, causing her to gag quite a bit. They both loved it, Twilight letting out a happy groan. Dash simply shook, getting so close to orgasm from that particular touch that all pegasii craved.

Rainbow slowly moved over to her other side, waving her dry wing. The other one, soaking wet from Twilight's saliva, curled back close to her body. Twilight drank in the other mare's wanting, overwhelmed face-- cheeks so red and eyes close to happy tears. As Twilight's slurps and kisses decorated Dash's wings, the pegasus waved over to Twilight's other "master".

"Derpy's, uh, wings, oh-- Celestia-- yes, feel rather, oh-- right there-- right there you sexy beast Twilight you--" Dash spoke out, words flowing into pants and babbling at Twilight's talented tongue, "they feel, oh yeah, jealous. Yes! Yes!"

Twilight's eyes swelled as she felt both Derpy's wings rubbing up her back, giving such intense pleasure. The feathers quickly moved down and nudged along her thighs. She felt her marehood dripping onto Derpy's chest, all the while still sucking on Dash's other wing. Finally, Derpy's feathers wandered up Twilight's behind and curled around her slit.

"My goodness!" Twilight shouted, spitting out Dash's feathers for a moment. She felt hard wingtips stroking every inch of her wet lips, sometimes sticking right inside of her marehood. Dash paused, gasping for breath, and she stuck her own wing into Twilight's mouth, almost going down her throat. The unicorn sucked in deep breaths, pulses of sheer joy coming from her plot. The tickling, rubbing, touching, and everything else seemed too much.

Those wings! Those delicious, fluffy wings! Twilight shivered as Derpy's strokes grew faster, her sensitive slit begging for more. She shut her eyes tight, feeling Rainbow's body quiver as well. Hooves went over her head, wandering along her messed-up mane. She felt her horn starting to glow, special magical lubrication forming in her mouth and inside her marehood.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Twilight shouted, digging her face into Dash's side as Derpy shoved her wings insides Twilight's marehood. The grey pegasus pumped on with total abandonment, making such wonderful feminine moans all the while. Twilight mouth filled back up, feathers tickling every inch of her. She had a hard time keeping herself from losing it, senses totally overloaded.

The scatter-shot pattern of rub became more mechanical, more intense. The pegasii's wing-work advanced into a rhythm, thrust after pull-out and back again. Twilight couldn't imagine a stallions' rod feeling that good, curling around in the insides of her plot just like that. The double-teamed unicorn could barely breathe, explosions of pleasure going off in her head.

Groans got louder and stronger. As the thrusts sped up, the pegasii began shivering, perfectly in sync. Twilight couldn't feel her body much anymore. She had become their toy, their personal property. And she loved it.

Twilight's own surges of pleasure escalated, along with her capable masters, and she finally bit down as well as clenched her marehood. Her horn light up brightly; she could hardly think, but she heard her instincts-- deep down-- screaming at her to give the pegasii the snug, wet embrace of a lifetime.

Derpy went first, body collapsing against Twilight's back. She made an animal call, almost like a hungry lioness. Dash hopped in place, head spinning before she fell down against Twilight's shoulder. The rainbow-maned pegasus could only moan, drool pouring from her mouth atop Twilight's mane.

Twilight shivered, body going into overdrive. She felt herself bombarded by pleasure, her mind almost just flying off into the sky. The feathers ripped out of her mouth, she tried to talk. "Good! Good! Goooood! So-so-so-so-so-so g-g-g-goooooooood!" Twilight stammered before she simply bit down on her restraints.

Dash suddenly curled her mouth around Twilight's horn, a tongue stroking upwards. She couldn't hesitate for even a moment before calling out in pleasure. She felt herself oozing magical love juice onto Dash's face. Twilight closed her eyes and withdrew into another world, trying to climb down from her wonderful high without just totally losing it.

After what felt like a thousand years of bliss, Twilight looked up at Dash, sitting on the chair in front of her. An amazing mix of purple magical cream and her saliva coated all across Dash's wings and over along her sides. A thick purple gel dripped off of Dash's cheek and nose. The pegasus stuck her tongue out and licked upwards, smiling wide afterward.

"You came," Dash muttered, still panting.

Twilight nodded. "I can't believe that's... it's..." she stammered, wiggling in her restraints. "It's more than a thousand times better than... I could have imagined..." Better than the bucking books plus my hoof as a 'date' would tell me. "Amazing..."

She suddenly felt wet hooves and wet feathers rubbing up her flanks and over to her shoulders. "Well, well, well," Derpy murmured, sitting her whole body up atop Twilight's back. "Our Twi-Lighty-Whitey's first time!" She leaned over and kissed Twilight on the cheek. Dash immediately did the same, and the kisses turned into passionate slurps along both sides of her face.

"First time, I'm so proud of you," Dash muttered.

"We're so honored that you gave your first time to us," Derpy muttered.

Twilight panted, eyes blinking without control, as the two pegasii smothered her face in kisses at the same time. She could barely think, let alone say something in reply.

"But, you know, my little pet," Dash declared, eyes darting about slyly, "we're only about halfway done."

"And, since you were nice enough to stroke our most sensitive parts, it's time for us to return the favor," Derpy said.

"Halfway?" Twilight groaned. She felt the kisses move up her cheeks over by her ears. She heard the pegasii flutter their wings as they shifted up even more. Finally, those kisses curled around her mane over to the base of her horn.

A big, wet, slurp went right up her horn like an ice cream cone. Twilight made a little scream, like a wounded animal. She felt so dirty and so used, to have ponies treat her magical thing like that. And, of course, she loved it.

As the two talented tongues went up, down, and around her horn, she rattled hard against her restraints, dribbles of her magical love juice squirting out at a steady pace. She heard and felt the two pegasii going from kissing her to kissing each other, but then turning back to her after a few seconds. Somehow, that just made it all hotter.

Her marehood started wetting back up again, flanks clenching in want of another glorious orgasm. The ponies went on licking. Lips enveloped her horn, and she felt her head shivering uncontrollably. The intense yet uncomfortable pleasure coursed across every inch of her body.

Twilight ran close to the line again and again, ready to lose it, but the sucking slowed down just in time at each moment. She simply went along with the pegasii's game for a while, taking in the glorious bursts of joy going through her mind. After Derpy switched sides with Dash, taking Twilight's whole horn almost entirely in her mouth, the unicorn ran right over the edge.

Her horn erupted like a fountain, warm purple goo flowing into Derpy's mouth. She poured her stuff all over Dash's cheek after Derpy pulled out, moving down face to face with the unicorn. Twilight, feeling her second orgasm rocket pure joy across her body, stared into Derpy's odd yet beautiful eyes, eyes that she'd defended against bully after bully for so long. The grey pegasus's adorable face had the most smug expression on, lips puckered out.

Twilight opened her mouth, about to say something. Derpy immediately locked lips with her. The unicorn shut her eyes and shifted back into her restraints as Derpy passed Twilight's love juices into her own mouth. Their tounges danced along each other's teeth, heads shifting side to side. Finally, Twilight felt Derpy poise herself upwards, and the unicorn swallowed.

The magical fluid seemed to tingle inside her chest. Twilight looked on at Derpy with a very begging expression, seeing the pegasus swallow as well. She then moved her hooves around her belly, licking her lips at hte same time. Dash, for her part, simply went on kissing the side of Twilight's face and around her neck.

"Well, our dear pet," Derpy said, stepping over behind Twilight. The unicorn wiggled her tail in anticipation. "I hope that we've relieved you, helped you out."

Twilight nodded, although she had such a war of emotions going on inside her body. She felt herself still sweating, still feeling the milk of amorous clover working through her system. She also felt herself growing weaker, reeling from the rapid-fire orgasms.

"But, there's just one last thing that we'd like to help you with," Dash said. The pegasii curled over Twilight's body, Dash standing in front of her mouth and Derpy behind her plot. Dash leaned to the side and tugged at one of the metal chains.

As the restraints coiled even tighter around Twilight's body, the unicorn opened her mouth up wide, her collar digging into her neck with the oddest combination and pleasure and pain. She could no longer think, let alone speak. She had become their pet, totally without an inch of separation between them.

Dash leaned back against the chair, her legs opening. Twilight gazed upon the pegasus' marehood-- eyes taking in her wonderful huge lips around her puffy pink mound, all around a cute thick tuft of blue fur. The unicorn's mouth already watered. Dash wiggled herself closer, dripping her wetness onto Twilight's chin. The unicorn shoved her tongue forward, and Dash rewarded her with a loud moan.

Twilight danced a figure eight up and down Dash's delicious pink marehood, her mind filling with a thousand explosions pleasure. She watched Dash shifting in place, the pegasus' mind already overcome with the bliss. Twilight, not knowing what to do but loving what she saw, moved her tongue around with dozens of little moves. She suddenly stopped, letting out huge gasps, as she felt Derpy's own tounge slurping up her plot.

Dash shoved Twilight's head downward, and the unicorn went on. She felt Derpy's licking go on, moving around her flanks in a spiral pattern towards her marehood. Twilight, for her part, amped up the slurps and kissing. She felt Dash's hooves rubbing around her mane, soothing groans coming from the pegasus. Twilight couldn't take it anymore, and she curled her tounge right down inside Dash's cute slit.

Dash's hooves shot upwards, and she buckled against her seat. Twilight ran her tongue inside even deeper, her lips locking against Dash's puffy pinkness. The unicorn froze, eyes bulging, as she felt the weirdest thing against her own marehood. It felt so wet, so soft, but then so hard all of a sudden.

Ripples of something curled up against Twilight's slit, and she felt new senstations exploding all around her body. She couldn't belive the pure bliss. She found Dash's hooves tapping down against her head, and she kept on slurping inside of the pegasus' plot.

"Bet you, ugh, never, oh-- yeah, knew that, uh, girls felt so-- oh, Celestia-- good doing," Derpy mouthed, smacking hard against Twilight's flanks, "rubbing up with each other, plot to plot. Forget, uh, stallions. Forget 'em." Derpy then screamed out, her wings pounding into the air.

Twilight could hardly stand it, feeling Derpy's marehood nudging against hers in such an amazing way. Pink lips curled alongside pink lips, and the unicorn's hooves slammed down in place. She felt huge jolts of joy going through her, like being struck by magical lightening again and again. Her own mouth always buried inside of Dash's plot, she kept on slurping with total anbandoment. She tasted something almost exactly like an endless fountain of blue ice cream with pink creamy topping inside of Dash's plot, the milk of amorous clover reaching its insane climax inside her mind.

Senses totally amped up, Twilight's shivers almost burst her out of the restraints. The pegasii only shoved themselves closer, hungry for Twilight's beautiful body. The rubbings got faster and faster. The unicorn felt wave of pleasure after wave of pleasure stacking up into some kind of endless spiral. She almost stopped breathing, her mind feeling as if it would boil into goo and pour out her ears. She finally couldn't take it anymore. Dash buried Twilight's face in her plot, Derpy locked pleasure-spot to pleasure-spot with Twilight's marehood, and the unicorn felt the world melt into a sheer white light.

*Boom!*

A solid burst of pure, undiluted pleasure slammed Twilight, feeling like a ant hit face-first by an anvil. She heard a massive magical explosion, her horn lit up like she'd never felt before. She shut her eyes tightly, and she sensed herself melting through her restraints. Finally, after desperately gasping for breath for what felt like a lifetime, she shoved forwards with her hooves. She rolled over on her back, facing the ceiling, and tried to snap her mind back to reality.

"Holy Cheese Coated Muffins, Twilight!"

Twilight leaned over to the right. She eyed Derpy and Dash, both laid prostrate over upturned chairs. She noticed a thick purple layer of something like magical shoot over everything-- from the paintings to the walls to the stair-steps and everything in between. The unicorn made a sheepish smile.

"Where in the hay did you get that magical red stuff, Twilight?" Dash called out, trying to stand up but almost collapsing.

"Princess Celestia," Twilight commented, leaning up backwards into the second-floor's end railing.

Dash wiggled in place, throwing the magical shoot of of her body. She glanced over at Derpy, still lying flat with purple goop oozing from the pegasus' marehood, and then at Twilight. "How much of that stuff does she have?"

"Gallons, I guess," Twilight replied, pushing herself backwards to try and sit up straight. She put a hoof through her frazzled, soaking wet mane. "Or so I'm told."

"GALLONS!" Derpy shot upwards, a mixture of curiosity and terror going over her face.

"Remind me to never, ever, ever be alone with the Princess," Dash declared, jutting her wings out. "Ever!" She wiggled once more, getting the last of the magical residue off of her.

Twilight opened her mouth to say something back, but she suddenly just passed out.

Several minutes later...

Spike trotted down the stairs, the endless knocking against the door sounding like a city-wide rock fight. He slid to the right against the pillows, just narrowing missing smashing his body against the wall, and he let out a breath. Oh, seriously, what can be this important? His mind flashed over and over again what he'd say to Snake-In-The-Plot's fanfiction requests on PISfiction.net

*Slam!*

"Okay, fine, I'm right here!" Spike called out. Seriously! He threw open the door.

"Hi..."

Spike stared at Twilight. His eyes rippled from the mysterious splotches of sticky material along her cheeks and cutie marks to the trapezoid-like shape of her mane, frizzy strands darting out all over, to the reddish-purple bruises running down her belly and everywhere in between. The baby dragon stepped forwards, Twilight's hoof sticking out and making an invisible line over his head.

"Don't. Say."

"Twilight..." He took a little breath.

"Don't. Say. A. Word."

Spike made a zipper-like guesture across his face, and he shut the door after Twilight. She bucked backwards, front hooves poisied in the air. Spike saw a saddlebag hurling through the air into the mini-fireplace.

"Hey--" he began, but he shut himself immediately.

Twilight smiled, sitting flat down on the floor as the fires consumed the bag and all its contents. She met eyes with Spike, the baby dragon trying not to recoil at the sharp expression deep inside them. He looked down at the floor, moving to the kitchen.

"I'm taking a shower," Twilight calmly stated. "I'll take a long, long while."

"Okay," Spike replied, leaning up against the kitchen door.

"Oh, and Spike?"

"Yes?"

"What's your favorite book at the moment?"

The baby dragon couldn't believe the question, sputtering a moment when he started to think.

"Answer me!" Her teeth clenched.

"The Bubblegum Adventures of Captain Wig-Wam by Chronos," he blurted out, immediately blushing a bit.

"Well! What? What's it about?" Twilight said, eyeing Spike like a hungry snake looking upon a fluffy mouse under a log. Her mane drooped ominiously over her eyes.

"Well, there's this band called 'The Sweet'. They have this set of hits, really little foal type stuff over in Hoofington, and they don't know what to do. Like small time and stuff. They suddenly rip of the riff to this one gigantic single by the Kinky Knacks, and they make this tune about a colt that likes to party every day, all of the day called Chinny Chapcolt. This one stallion named, uh, Captain Wig-Wam joins up to take over as lead singer. They go to Canterlot, and--" Spike suddenly stopped, wondering if he was signing his own death warrant with his spiel.

Twilight simply stared. Spike froze, hardly even wanting to breathe. Twilight finally made a slow, dramatic nod.

"Anyways, uh," he muttered, "In Canterlot, they discover this evil unicorn named Ozzy Ozmare, and she wants to fill the world with darkness by singing songs about like graveyards and like hating your parents and stuff. So, then, the Sweet have to go the underground caves of Coltsville and discover this rocketship, buried by two-legged and two-hoofed pink ancient ailens, that's powered by bubblegum power pop music. They rock out, and they like fly around in their spaceship and solve mysteries by spreading happiness and stuff. They sign that 'Ballroom Blitz' song, you know."

"That sounds like--"

"The song goes," Spike begins, pumping his pelvis in the air and clapping his paws with pure emotion, "I see a stallion in the back. As a matter of fact-- his eyes are as red as the sun! And the mare in the corner, let no one ignore her, she thinks she's the passionate one! OH! YEAHHHHHHHHHH!" He threw himself down on the floor, singing for a few seconds before freezing. His eyes moved over to Twilight.

"Like--"

"Oh, dear sweet Celestia, please don't have her kill me," Spike whispered.

"That's perfect!" Twilight's face suddenly lit up. "Give me a copy, and I'll have my mind de-toxified for sure!" She felt something calm, smooth, and sugary stirring inside of her, just from Spike's words while retelling the book.

"Uh, okay." Spike scratched his head. He watched Twilight trot up the stairs and shoot into the bathroom. "Well, that was interesting." He stepped around the edge of the kitchen and idly picked up some of the mail.

"Ahhhhhhhhh..." cooed Twilight from far upstairs.

Spike ignored her as he read. "Well, the Canterlot book nerds seem to be losing it over that one novel about the Ponynet being evil or something, whatever." His eyes suddenly locked upon a headline at the bottom of the letter. "What? Young Colts, Tight Bondage the Movie? With the Cherry character played by Sweetie Swan? Blast you, teenage mares!" His paws jiggled with rage.

Spike stood straight up. He let out an angry grunt, grabbed the letter, crumpled it into a tiny ball, and opened his mouth. With a smug smile, he blasted it into flaming nothingness.

The End