Someone Dislikes Rainbow Dash's Story

by KatherineCourageux

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1917

Rainbow Dash is a wannabe writer. That's not to say she's good. She probably never will be. When she posts' a story online and someone thumbs it down, Rainbow Dash flips out and destroy's Twilight's laptop.

Rainbow Dash isn't a good writer. Like, she's really bad. She goes too far with her ridiculous plot lines and cannot spell worth a fuck. Let's face it, she'll never be good.

When she gets the courage to post one of her super-amazing-make your panties drop-stories online, she gets a dislike. Well, more like one-hundred dislikes, she goes to Twilight, who wants to read Rainbow's story. However Twilight likes to give criticism, and for that, her laptop gets busted.

-Please do not take this too seriously-

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-22 16:10:02 UTC

Dislike bar looks light a light saber

Twilight's library was a place for peace, quiet, and relaxation. All of Twilight's close friends came there when they had free time to hang out and relax. No one was there right now, though- aside from Twilight, fucking duh. Spike was off with the CMC, Applejack was doing apple related tasks', Pinkie Pie was probably in a different dimension, Rarity was being pompous, and Fluttershy was probably crying in a corner because she couldn't breed some animals together and sell video of it for profit. Twilight, however was just reading as usual, her eyes gracing the pages of a new book. It was a story book, and it was quite nice and enchanting. A love novel, of course. A bit cliche, but had very believable characters.

Twilight preferred to read stories the old fashioned way, however she did read online from time-to-time. Ponies could be so interesting and it was a nice way to find new writers that needed help. Still, nothing beat the smell of a new book that demanded it be read. Especially a book that was a virgin. Mmm, fuck yeah, virgin books...

She was nearly finished with it, just a few more pages, and...

*SLAM, CRACK, CRASH, BANG*,

Twilight's head jerked up and she looked behind her at her front door at where the noise came from. What in the world could have made such a hellasious noise?! Was Ponyville under some kind of invasion again? Aw, fuck... If that was true, everyone is screwed. Once the brown dust and dirt cleared the air, she was finally able to see a cyan Pegasus in the center of the destruction, huffing in anger with her face flushed a bright red.

Narrowing her eyes at her friend, Twilight stood up and stomped over to the pile of what used to be the front of her hous- Erm, tree. Rainbow Dash pulled some stunts alright, but this was just too much for her right now! She just had her door replaced!

"Rainbow DASH! What in Equestia is wrong with you?!! I know it's important you perfect your stunts, but if you cou-" Twilight was cut off by the loud, angry Pegasus pony shouting and hopping out of the pile of wood and for some reason insulation fibers. Because tree's have insulation now. Fuck you don't question my motives, anyway...

She gave Twilight a glare and laid back her ears. "I hate the internet, Twilight!" She shouted and stomped a hoof, looking to her left in shame, just as the ponies online made her feel.

Twilight's expression changed to that of someone was going to hurt a bitch, to one who was purely confused. She tilted her head to the side and raised an eyebrow. "I'm...sorry, you hate the internet..? Why? What happened?" She asked and tried to look at Rainbow Dash's face.

Rainbow's eyes flicked over to Twilight. "They made a fool of me, Twilight! I need your help!" suddenly, Rainbow Dash put her front hooves on Twilight's chest and pulled her chest fur like a shirt, because ponies can totally do that. "HOW DO YOU TRACK AN IP ADDRESS?!" Rainbow demanded.

Twilight flinched a bit, but then gave Rainbow an unamused look, and she shoved the other away. "Rainbow Dash..." Twilight dead panned... "You came in here, and destroyed my library, just because someone made you upset? Over the internet?" Twilight asked through grit teeth.

Rainbow blinked. "Uh, yeah." She said and scoffed, "That's what I just said!" Rainbow Dash kicked her hooves off of the ground and flew over to a book shelf, and proceeded to start taking books off to read the covers. Well, at least the ones with big text. fuck reading small text. When she found one she didn't find of use- Which was all of them, she threw them behind her.

Gasping, Twilight used her magic to pick up as many books as she could to make sure none were damaged, but Rainbow Dash was throwing them faster than they could be caught. Thus, damaging the sleek covers of the precious books that may or may have not been virgins.

"Rainbow Dash!" Twilight exclaimed, setting the saved books down in a neat pile, and grabbing Rainbow's LGBT colored tail with her magic, pulling her down to the ground in front of Twilight. Rainbow landed with a loud thump, and groaned. Confused, Rainbow looked at Twilight from over her shoulder and growled.

"What is it now?!" Rainbow asked in an annoyed tone.

"You need to stop this! So what if someone upset you on the internet?! IT'S THE BUCKING INTERNET!" Twilight shouted and stomped both her front hooves, her deep violet eyes turning into daggers.

Rainbow winced back a bit, and quickly got up onto her hooves to back away. "Sheesh, Twilight, you're acting like this is nothing!" She said, her voice held surprise, but it was still hinted with anger.

"This IS nothing! Rainbow, what did this pony do to make you so mad, anyway?!" Twilight asked, still pretty damn pissed off.

"THEY disliked my story! They said I was a failure and I should go kill myself!!" Rainbow replied.

A moment of silence passed between the two ponies as they stared at one another. Confused eyes locked onto serious, angry ones. After a moment or two, Twilight's muzzle formed a smile onto it and her eyes filled with surprise and glee. "Oh, wow... I didn't know you wrote stories, Rainbow Dash!"

In the instant, Twilight's rage had completely left her. Never mind the fucking deer that's in the god damn library, no, Rainbow Dash formed a chain of letters, that's more important.

Taken back by surprise in Twilight's sudden attitude change, she just blushed a little. "Oh," Rainbow Dash chuckled a bit, grinning and looking at her hoof. "I don't like to brag, but.. I've been writing since I was a filly." She said. Twilight beamed and walked over to Rainbow, her eyes filled with curiosity, rods, and cones.

"That's amazing! Can I read what you've written?" She asked, looking at Rainbow hopefully. surely the story wasn't too bad?

"Sure, Twi!" Rainbow Dash said and hovered into the air. "I post them online for the whole world to see, wheres your laptop?" Rainbow asked. With out waiting for an answer, she flew up into Twilight's room and glanced around. Just as she assumed, Twilight's fancy, cream colored laptop was on a work desk at the foot of her bed.

Twilight was soon up the stairs, trotting over to her beloved box of information that may or may-not be true depending on what site she used. Using her magic, she flipped it open and it exited it's sleep mode. Twilight's desk top was neat and well kept, with only a few folders visible and a nice background of Canterlot. She opened up a web-browser that may or may not be your preferred one to use, and stepped out of Rainbow's way so she could use it.

Rainbow stepped forward and groaned, rolling her eyes. "Really? You're using [That web browser]?"

"It's faster! anyway, just find the story so I can read it!" Twilight said impatiently. Rainbow snickered and nodded, going to www.ICan'tThinkOfASiteNameButItHasStoriesOnIt.Net/Com/Org/WhatTheFuckEver.

She waited for the page to load, logged in with her username, "RAINBOWSWAGDASH696969696969H" and located the story on her published story page. "Alright, here it is." She said and turned away, hopping on Twilight's bed. "Have at it!"

"Yay!" Twilight bounced like a school-filly and hopped back in front of her lap top, scanning over the page....

"THE MOST AMAZE

BY

RAINSWAGDASH696969696969H

Once apon a time there was a pretty unicorn princess. her name is felopian flight and she was ugly and no one loved her but one day there was a prince named mister miss love and he ended up slaying the peincessese soontobe husband who she was suppose to marry he was actually her brother because their had family secets snd it was a tramatic expeerience for her to have to make sweet sticky love to him everynight and bare the child who love thought was ehr brother but it was actually her kid and since she was abused she thought that now she wasnt married she was damaged good but love held her against the blood covered floor of the mansion made of lava and slit his meat rod into her clam chowder pit and squshied it in and out until the blood mixed with baby juice and they drank it for dinner but it also turns out that he was hr dad the end"

... Twilight blinked and stared at the screen. For minutes, she thought maybe this was a joke, or Rainbow Dash had the wrong page, but her username was in the story...

Slowly, Twilight gave a nervous grin and her eyes flicked up to Rainbow's. Rainbow was grinning from ear-to-ear as she waited for the response.

"Well?" Rainbow Dash squeaked. "Am I not the best writer ever? That's only chapter one!!" She said and flailed her arms in the air.

Twilight cleared her throat and coughed a bit. "W-well...Rainbow... Hun... If I'm being very honest here, I think that it's..." Twilight thought about lying to her, but Twilight knew criticism was serious business. So, standing tall and proud, Twilight puffed out her chest and gave Rainbow a serious look.

"Rainbow Dash, that was the most terrible story I have ever read. Honestly, I'm not sure when you dropped out of school, but you can't spell to save your life. You have no comma's or periods in your story and you have no detail whatsoever. Your misuse of the word 'their' is insulting and your characters are cliche and awful. You rushed it to the point of no return and the fact it has 50 dislikes is a compliment. You clearly aren't taking this seriously and your taste in romance is shameful. This isn't a story, it's a giant insult to the world of writing." And with that, Twilight smiled, feeling accomplished. Surely this would get her point across. But she apparently forgot how badly Rainbow flipped out when she got ONE dislike.

Rainbow Dash stared at Twilight with a neutral expression, and slowly stood on the bed. "....50?" She muttered. Twilight nodded.

Slowly, Rainbow took a few steps over to Twilight's laptop, and shut it ever so gently. She closed her eyes and opened them again, her eyes filled with pure hatred. She then picked up Twilight's laptop, and unplugged it's charger. Twilight looked at Rainbow, confused, and watched as she then flew over to the window, opened it, beat the laptop on the window sill and threw it outside. Oh, it's storming now, by the way.

Twilight screeched and tackled Rainbow Dash in a failed attempted at saving her laptop before it was chucked into the rain. She...Obviously failed, 'cause delayed reaction. She then cried out and smacked Rainbow on her head. "RAINBOW DASH, THE WAS MY LAPTOP YOU BUCKET OF CUNT!" Fuck sounding professional, Rainbow is a bucket of cunt.

Rainbow Dash yelped when she was hit, and she bucked Twilight off and glared at her. "FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE WRITING, I BET IT'S NO BETTER YOU... YOU... POOPY SNATCH!" And with that retort, Rainbow flew up and kicked the window back open, flying out of Twilight library.

Twilight then proceeded to cry and wish for her laptop back. But hey, as least no one would find her porn folder now.