"So... what's the plan?" Twilight asked.

"Well... We'll just storm the bandit compound and take back Screwball's fishing boat." Diara simply said.

Twilight just stared at Diara's casual explanation. "That's all? I thought we might go in stealthy or make some sort of distraction. I mean, how can we stand up to an entire army of bandits? Also, Screwball has a ship?"

"Well, you see, from what Screwball told me, she used to be a fishermare before she got captured and got her mind shattered." Diara said with a sad tone. "During her time as a psycho, she found out that on certain weeks, the ice breaks, causing the base to split up by the large gap in the ice. Dividing the forces and making them weaker. Making an assault easier."

"Huh, that makes lots of sense, but that means we have a limited window of time before the ice freezes over and solidifies."

"Yup, so we have to make this one count." Diara said.

"Huh." Twilight simply says. She was thinking about Diara's plan of how they're going to storm the bandit compound, but in that time she also thought about whole load of other stuff.

Why in the world does Rainbow have a Scoltish accent? she thought. She remembered that during world war 16 that a group of scientist in a country called Scoltland on the planet Earth. They were working on experimental cybernetics and laid the ground works for all cybernetics, of course Rainbow couldn't be one of those scientist since that war happened about 4000 years ago. Anypony couldn't live that long, except maybe alicorns. She also remembered that is was that certain world war that Earth was forced to evacuated due to all the nuclear radiation. Actually, now that she thought about it. How can a planet last 16 entire world wars. In fact how did they manage not to screw themselves after world war 10 or even world war 1 in fact.

She then remember that during that war, it the time cybernetic soldiers were introduced. Even on their primitive level of tech there designs aren't that different from Twilight's cybernetic arm after Rainbow approve it.

All evidence are pointing to Rainbow Dash being from an era where a planet truly screw itself over, but it makes no sense, she couldn't be from that era since cybernetics weren't advance enough to extend life and it wound contradict the Scoltland, Lab-101 massacre, an event where several enemy soldier stormed the compound and killed everypony that was there: staff, guards, test subjects, scientist, and even young fillies were killed since during that day was also Bring your daughter to possibly dangerous work day, quite ironic really.

But then suddenly, Twilight reliased something, Wait, how did I know all that? She then realized that she was pulling information from a data box, which aparently is one of the many things that Rainbow installed. Are you bucking with me!?!?

Unfortunetly, a note poped out which both confused and enraged the living hell out of Twilight. Yes Twilight, I am bucking with you.

Que the rage.

"BUCK YOU RAINBOW! ONCE I FIND YOU, I WILL FORCEFULLY IMPLANT GENITALS BETWEEN YOUR STUPID LEGS SO I CAN KICK IT AFTERWARDS WITH A BOOT MADE OF FIRE!" unfortunetly, all her friends were there when she shouted.

"Uh... Twilight are you okay?" Sir Lunalock said with worry.

"Uhhhhhhh..." Twilight really wants to crawl inside a cardboard box and live out the rest of her life inside it now, because that's how embarrassed she feels.

"Uh... I'm okay?" she forced out a smile.

"I'm pretty sure that wearing a boot made out of fire is not the best idea ever." Diara said while rolling her eyes.(Can claptrap units do that?)

"WHAT DID I MISS!" Screw Ball came out of a conveniently placed outhouse, fortunetly missing the rage/sexual theme/insanity filled outburst that has happend.

"NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" Twilight said.

"But..." (That's Sir Lunalock by the way).

"NOTHING!" Somehow she managed to punch Sir Lunalock in the face in the process, but no one actually knows how that happend, not even Look to the Left knows how that happend.

"Ow! Why did you do that?"

"Uh...." This was going to be a long day.

In some random bandit's base.

"OH MY FAUST! RUN FOR YOUR- GAH!!!!" He never quite finish that sentence as a sword entered the back of his neck and out his mouth and with quick motion the ninja decapitated the bandit with the lower jaw still attached to the body.

"SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!!!!!" One mare said while holding her Celestial shotgun Backwards.

"Um... I think your gun is backwards..."

"SHUT UP!" She then brew herself up.

"HOLY SHIT! SHE KILLED HER!"

"But... She killed hersel-"

"SHUT UP" He brought out a F&F(Flim and Flam- S&S Munition) Smg and started fireing.

"Oh well..." With quick motion she quickly cut all the bullets midair.

"BUCK!" He kept fireing his gun in hopes that she will tire. But unfortunetly the pink haired ninja was too good for that. She took out a grenade from her pocket and threw it at the bandit.

"GRENADE!" he quickly stoped fireing and ran to cover, with his back turned, the pink haired ninja threw out a hologram disc and turned invisible.

"HA! I GOT YOU NOW!" he started fireing at the hologram unaware that the real ninja is already behind him. "BUCK! WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY!"

"Your life is forfiet/Um... If that's okay with you/You had it coming."

"Wha- GAH!!!!!!!!"

"Well that was intense..." Twilight said while panting.

"Yes, it was... intresting..." Sir Lunalock replied.

While the two mares were busy, panting on the ground, a psycho and a robot were in the background watching everything.

"WAFFLES SHALL BE MURDERED WITH LEMONADE! (Hey Diara, what just happend?)"

"How am I suppose to know how they went from hoof-fighting to poker to Rock, Rock, Rock to making out? I'm even sure if the author knew how all this happend!"

"REASONS! REASONS EVERYWHERE! (I know, right? Also, who the buck calls themselves Look to the left? Is he stupid or something?)"

"I don't know, maybe h-"

"WAIT! STOP JUST FOR A SECOND!" The two mares turn around and saw what looked like a mare wearing detective clothing.

" *pant* *pant* Okay lets get one thing straight. Did I just got you guys to call me stupid?"

"Uh... yah, why?"

"BUCKING DAMNIT! AGHHH!!!!!!" the mare ragingly ran into the sunset, never to be seen again, maybe.

"URANUS IS NOW CONSIDERED TO NOT BE A PLANET ANYMORE! (Wait... was that Look to the left? And why is he a she?.)"

"I have no idea..."

I really need to stop staring at that sexy plot. Unfortunetly, she can't. Even since the incident, she started seeing Sir Lunalock in a new light. Okay Twilight just calm down now, just take one more photo of her sexy plot and add it to the folder you totally did not make for pictures of Luna's plot and maybe now you can stop staring at it.

"It seems that we are here."

Twilight immeadiately stop what she was going to do and look at the structure in front of her.

In front of Twilight was a fort that consist of everything you can think of. Trains, cars, flat screens, beds and even some corpses here and there. By the entrance, there is a sign that says "Stay out. No seriously, just stay out."

True to Diara's words. There were what seems to be islands with buildings on them, surrounded by massive bodies of waters just to the left of the fort, she reliase that if the water was frozen again then the fort it self would be massive and that was a scary thought.

They were about to enter when Twilight and Diara just halted in there track. "Twilight, why are you, and Diara stopping?"

"I think I'm picking up a signal."

"Huh, you too?"

*Beep*

"Hey Vault Hunter. Remember what I said back on the train? The part where I said that I need you dead? Yes. That. You see that problem here? The problem is you vault hunter. You aren't medsdafgHABFUYFYDITRFVYDETBBDDHNHC754764756324KJ"

What.

"AH! Stupid translator! I knew I should have upgraded to Orange 77! Well anyways, as I was saying I needed you dead and your not dead. Soooooooo I guess this is the part where I, the hero, uses his charming wits to out smart your villainess ass."

*Beep*

Well this is bad.

"Oh crud" Diara said.

"Diara is something wro-"

*SCREECH*

"Handsome Rabbit here, announcing a bounty for a Vault Hunter in the Iceburg area for about 100000000000000 bits. Okay bye!"

*SCREECH*

"That's what's wrong." Diara said.

*SCREECH*

"HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT ALL THEM BITS BOYS! LET BUCKING KILL 'EM ALL! WOAH!"

*SCREECH*

"Longhorn! Oh not that guy again!"

"You know him Diara?" Twilight asked.

"Yea... He has a thing agaisnt clap trap units... aghhhhh..."

"LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE!" a voice said.

They turn to the source of the voice and found that it was a psycho midget.

"FRESH MEAT!!!"

More bandits came.

"MONEY!"

"TARGET PRACTICE!"

"LEAD HOLDERS!"

"DOSH!"

"Looks like we got no choice then girls." Sir Lunalock said as she loaded her sniper rifle.

"FOR THE SAKE OF STORY DEVELOPMENT!" Screwball casual said.

The bandits open fire.

Sir Lunalock ran and hid behind a wall of ice.

Screwball pulled out dynamite from her saddlebag and started throwing them while singing YMCA.

Diara was wearing a wizard hat for some reason and started talking some weird stuff like "I cast haste on your gun! MAGIC BULLETS!"

Twilight was practically a walking apocalypse. Thanks to a combination of Deathspike, somewhat better shooting and shanking.

"I THINK I'M DEVOLOPING A GOD COMPLEX AND I LIKE IT!" She shouted.

"I don't think that's healthy at all!" Sir Lunalock shouted from her cover.

"I DON'T CARE!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HA HAHAHAH ah... ah... ah..."

"Done yet?"

"No wait, I still have more. *AHEM* AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HA HA HA ah... Okay now now I'm done."

"Good."

They continue to advanced through the waves of cannon fodders and badasses until they manage to make it to a bridge.

"Get across the bridge quick! I'll fly over there and provide cover!" Sir Lunalock shouted as she flew over the chasm.

"Why don't you just fly us over?" Diara said.

"NO TIME FOR PIGGYBACK!"

"Lazy flank" Diara said while deadpanned (can claptrap units do that?).

"QUICK! PURPLE HORN HORSE THINGY! ON MY BACK! NOW!" Screwball said.

"But I'm lavend-!" She didn't finish her sentence as Screwball practically threw her up in the air and caught her mid flight on her back as she ran to the other end of the bridge.

"DID EVERYBODY FORGET ABOUT ME!" Diara shouted.

"I DIDN'T!" Diara turn around and saw a badass nomad running straight at her at full speed.

"Oh crud..."

The badass nomad punted Diara across the entire bridge and over a door at a fork just beyond the bridge.

"DIARA, ARE PANCAKE KILLING THE QUEEN OF SPICY TOAST ALREADY! (Diara! Are you okay girl! You just got punted over that door!)"

"Yah... I think I'll be alright over here."

"Okay. Hmmmmm. This path seems to split into two... If we start following them, maybe we'll cross paths on the way! Come on guys let go!" Sir Lunalock said. Twilight just shrug while Screwball... Hey where did she go?

"HELLO! (Sup)"

"AH! Screwball! How did you get here!"

"THIS CHAPTER TOOK TOO LONG TO MAKE! (I dynamite jumped.)"

"See Diara! Your nice psycho friend is there to keep you company! Come on Twilight! LETS GO!"

"Wait! Luna come back! You could've just fly over the door and pick me up! Luna? Luna you there? Damn you Luna and your short attention span! Wait... Screwball, can't you just do that dynamite jump thing again?"

"IN MY OPINION! SEASON 20 WAS THE BEST! (Sorry Diara, ran out of dynamite.)" To make her point. She took off her saddlebag and turn it upsidedown: out came a block of cheese, boat keys, extra propellers for her propeller hat and a StarSwirl(Maliwan) revolver called the Madjack. But no dynamite."CHEESE! (Hey, don't get all sad now. I know a place here that is filled to the brim with explosive weapons.)"

While disappointed in the fact that she now has to go with Luna's unnecessary plan. She has quite the weakspot for explosive weapons. "Huh... Maybe this isn't such a bad thing after all. Lead the way!"

Author's Note

Hey guys I just realiased something.
I was wondering if you guys think of Diara In Diamond Tiara's voice or claptrap, so maybe if you comment, at the end of that comment type 1 for Clap trap's voice or 2 for Diamond Tiara's voice.

Also who's this pink haired ninja? I don't know anything about her so stop asking question!

Also, thanks to Long Horn for letting me use his oc Long Horn (Yea it's confusing).

Unfortunetly my proof reader is not available and giantfunnyshark15, a nice guy who offered to proof read, coundn't because we can't figure out how to let someone view unpublished chapters(Slry, this needs to be fixed and made less confusing) so sorry again for any grammer mistakes making you rip out your hair in rage for such poor writing.

Hope you enjoy!