Cut To The Chase

How I woke up was just freaking awesome. And I'm not saying that sarcastically.

There I was just, you know, sleeping, and the next I feel my ear get cold and wet.

I snapped my eyes open and looked to my right as far as I could without moving my head. All I saw was a rainbow tail and a pair of cyan legs.

I smile and sneak my hand over to one of Rainbow's back hooves, where I began tickling it with two of my fingers.

"Ah!" Rainbow exclaimed, jerking her legs back.

I laughed and turned onto my side so I saw Rainbow's face.

"You know I hate that," she said, slightly angry, but still with a hint of lust behind it.

She wasn't able to stay mad at me for very long, because I gave her a kiss which calmed her down.

Since I was awake now, I had to eat. I offered to cook some pancakes or something, which Dash agreed to instantly. We headed downstairs and into her surprisingly well decorated kitchen. A whole set of pans and pots dangled over a squeaky clean island in the middle of the room. I opened a few doors to see what other kind of tools she had. Knives, super shiny spoons and forks, and more pans occupied the majority of them, while the others held spices and main ingredients like flour and sugar.

"I thought you weren't that into cooking," I said, giving Rainbow a sly look.

"I-I'm not," she said defensively. "I just, uh, like to be prepared is all."

I guess that was a good thing, seeing that I had everything to make pancakes and then some.

"You should help me," I said grabbing a pan off the rack. "You could learn a thing or two from me."

I swung the pan around all cool-like but dropped it in the process, making Rainbow laugh hysterically.

"Ok," she finally said, getting the flour off the counter and the milk out of the fridge.

With all our ingredients gathered, we mixed them all up in the proper order and began stirring the batter. It already looked really tasty. I let Dash stir it while I heated up the pan we were going to put the batter in. While she was stirring it, some of the mixture flew out and landed onto my nose.

"Oops, sorry," she said almost immediately.

I crossed my eyes and tried to look at where it landed but it was futile. Rainbow giggled and flew up to my face.

"Here, how about I clean that up for you."

She moved in and engulfed my nose into her mouth, where she licked all around it.

"Thanks," I said after she finished soaking my nose in her drool

. She gave me a loving smile and returned to stirring.

I really love her. It is kind of crazy, me being a human and her a pony, but, who cares? We have feelings for each other and that's all that matters. Besides, she is really hot too, even though she is a pony. I don't know why, just the way her body is shaped with all those perfect curves and edges really turns me on. She isn't even close to the ponies I knew from back home with the really long noses and dumbfounded expression they have on all day every day.

Rainbow "accidentally" spilled more batter out of the bowl, this time landing on her tummy

. I immediately knew what she was doing as soon as she looked at me with a pleading look on her face. I rolled my eyes and smiled.

She's such a dork

. A really cute dork.

I bent down and gently grabbed her by her sides and started licking the sweet substance off of her belly, causing her to laugh again. Even though I've licked off all of the batter, I continued to tickle her. My tongue went up to her chest, then her neck, where Rainbow's laughs turned into moans of pleasure.

"Ohh!" she exclaimed, grabbing the side of the counter so she didn't lose her balance and fall over. "Yes!"

Her coat was really soft, even when wet. It almost felt like there was no fur there at all.

"I think the batter's done," I said, leveling my face with her's.

She kissed me.

"Let's have some pancakes then."

We placed the batter in the pan together, watched it cook together, heck, we even tried to flip them together, which resulted to a pancake on the floor. After a few more flips, they were finally done. I found the syrup in the spices cabinet and drizzled some onto mine and Rainbow's pancakes, giving them a rich aroma. We sat at a little white table that had a little decorated cloth on it, and dove right in.

They were so good.

I was pretty proud of myself, being that the pancakes I usually make are either really crunchy or have a gooey center of liquefied batter inside. While we ate, we transferred some of our bites into one another's mouth, and then shared a glass of fresh orange juice together to wash it down with.

I can officially say that this has been the best breakfast ever.