Our departure was not unnoticed, Celestia shouting orders at the guards while Twilight's friends scoured the room for any trace of her. Our return went similarly not unnoticed, the five mares leaping on their friend and checking her over for any sort of injury while Celestia charged over to me, glaring and making a number of threats at me. My yawn didn't do much to make her feel better, but I didn't much care. Celestia, from what I had gathered via Luna's mind, was genuinely kind, but very controlling of others.

Twilight freed herself from her friends and came up to us, “Celestia, I know you probably want to imprison Felix, or banish him, but I've decided that I want him to stay.” I admired the courage in her words, even though her legs were shaking slightly.

Celestia seemed a bit surprised, “Twilight, are... are you sure?” She glared at me, “I don't trust him one bit.”

Twilight scuffed her hoof against the floor, looking down for a moment, “I know, but think of what we could learn from him!” She looked up, excitement glittering in her eyes, “Even that... teleporation he did, it was vastly different from the usual method! There was no charge, no displacement of atmosphere or matter! Do you know what that means?!” Twilight wandered off as she began listing off theories and magical laws.

Celestia had a small smile on her face as she watched Twilight ramble, quickly replacing it with a glare as she looked at me, “Don't. You. Dare. Try to hurt her, in any way. I'll have one of my personal guard keep an eye on you while you're here and if they report so much as one hurt hair on Twilight's head I will hunt you down, the same goes for her friends. I'll have somepony keeping an eye on them too.”

“Celestia,” I began with a sigh, “I guarantee that you won't be able to do anything to me, but!” I held a finger up as she started with a reply, “But, I promise not to hurt them. I am, first and foremost, a protector.” Celestia gave me a wondering look, “I have great power, but I don't use it to harm others. I use it to protect and help the Chosen, even if that means hurting another being, it is what I do and what I will do.”

Celestia stared at me silently, judging me and my words before looking at one of the guards, “Commander Shimmer Breeze, come here for a moment.” She called out.

An off white pegasus mare with sparkling golden hair, a series of glittering, swirling lines on her flank, marched up to us, sticking... her chest out and bringing a hoof to her forehead in a salute, “Your orders, Princess?”

Celestia gestured to me with a wave of her hoof, “Your mission from now until otherwise ordered by none other than myself, is to observe the actions of... Felix, and report them to me, with extreme priority given to any actions that may be considered harmful to the health or mentality of Princess Twilight Sparkle or ponykind in general. You will be given lodging here in her castle, and a stipend every month to purchase supplies you may need.”

“I'll send for my things at once.” Shimmer replied, “Will there be anything else, Princess?”

Celestia brought her hoof to her chin, “Hmmm, assist Twilight if at all possible. Don't do anything that would go against my orders, but she will need help adjusting to her new home.” Shimmer saluted again, then left the room, the distant sound of shouted orders echoing back in.

“She seems like fun.” I commented as Twilight walked back to us, her dissertation now finished.

“Commander Breeze is one of my best guards, she'll be able to keep an eye on you quite well.”

Twilight looked bashfully up at Celestia, “So, I'll be having Felix stay with me?” Her attempt at authority ended up sounding more like a question.

Celestia gave her a smile, “Alright Twilight, if that is what you want.” Her smile turned into a concerned frown, “However, I have assigned one of my personal guard to keep an eye on you both until I judge him to be harmless.” Twilight was about to protest when Celestia continued, “Do not worry Twilight, I have told her to assist you alongside Spike while she stays here, and she will be given her own pay for food and other necessities.”

Twilight nodded and walked up to her former teacher, resting her head against the white fur of her chest, “Thank you Celestia. I promise to let you know how things are going and if I find out anything interesting.”

“Take care Twilight, do not hesitate to send me a letter now and again.” Celestia replied, wrapping her wings around Twilight's smaller form.

Goodbyes and subtle threats were had, Celestia leaving with Luna at her side, along with a large number of the guard. A small amount were left behind, Shimmer Breeze not being counted among that number, just enough to patrol the area outside of the castle, with one or two staying indoors and patrolling the halls.

I was in a smaller, more comfortable room full of pillows and furniture, likely a sitting room of sorts. I was standing in the middle of the room while Twilight sat with her friends, Spike having joined the group after returning from purchasing some food, Shimmer standing near the group, her gaze firmly fixated on me and each movement I made.

“I know you said you would serve me,” Twilight began, sitting comfortably on top of a large pillow, “But what does that entail?”

I shrugged, “Whatever you can think of honestly, I can be your assistant and help out during your research. I can do the butler thing: cooking, cleaning, laundry and such. I'll happily teach you about whatever you ask about.” I idly scratched my cheek, “If you want, I'll even have sex with you.”

Aside from Shimmer and myself, everyone in the room turned a drastic shade of red, with Rarity fanning herself, “I say, how uncouth! To suggest the idea... And that she could... Whenever...” Wisps of steam started escaping her ears as she fanned herself more rapidly, quietly mumbling what were likely saucy fantasies.

Twilight, having regained her composure more quickly than the others, shook her head and looked at me, “R-really? You would...” She let out a small cough, “Sleep with me?”

I nodded, “Yeah, why wouldn't I?”

She rolled her eyes, her face still a shade of pink, “I mean, you would do it so easily?”

I nodded again, “Yeah, from what I could gather from Luna's mind, you ponies have a pretty basic set up for sex.” I made a circle with the fingers of one hand, using the index finger of my other hand to repeatedly penetrate the circle, “Rod 1 into one of two or three holes.” The fact that the only ones to start counting were Twilight and Fluttershy spoke volumes, though Spike's understanding nods gave me no end of amusement, “Besides, I enjoy sex and am well equipped for it in any situation.” I gestured to my crotch, “I can morph my penis into any size or shape that suits my partner at the time. The same goes for my whole body really, but it doesn't actually affect what I can do.” I added thoughtfully.

“What do y'all mean “morph?”” Asked Applejack, her cheeks having returned to normal.

I held out a hand, giving them a good look at it before the skin shifted, turning dark red and scaly, my fingernails extending into black claws. I showed them the change before changing it back to normal color, adding bone spikes growing out of my knuckles and the back of my hand, “Size, shape, color, and and sort of additions.” My hand fully returned to normal as I shook it out a bit, “I can do that with any part of my body.” I finished, flexing my fingers.

Twilight was furiously jotting something down on a sheet of parchment while everyone else was staring at me with a mixture of wonder and caution, even Shimmer seemed mildly impressed.

Fluttershy and Rarity each let out a yawn, “While today has been quite... interesting,” Rarity said, standing up, “I say we gather again tomorrow, then we can properly begin planning the decorations for the rest of Twilight's castle.”

Applejack nodded in agreement, “Yeah, 'sides Ah have t' help in th' southern orchards t'marrah.” She gave me a quick glare before nudging Fluttershy into standing.

Rainbow dash hovered in front of me, “You better not try anything bub, or I'll wreck you faster than you can blink!” She continued glaring as she backed out of the room, the rest of the group already filing out with soft “good nights” and hugs, Pinkie Pie going out of the way to loudly whisper plans about a “Congratulations on the new Castle and Super Neat-o Sex Butler” party.

Twilight sighed and looked at me, “I'd love to start asking questions and taking notes on you, but it's been an... interesting day, and I'm too tired to document any findings properly.” She stood up and stretched, her horn glowing as she placed Spike on her back, “Come on, I'll show you to a spare room near mine.”

Shimmer followed close behind us as Twilight led me to the room I would be using, explaining the origin of the castle and the battle with Tirek that had taken place only a few days ago, Spike occasionally adding a bit of commentary. The room was rather basic, a bed a window, a large closet, and a table with a set of chairs all made of the same crystal that made up the structure of the castle.

I approved and good nights were exchanged, Twilight promising to start her academic interrogations sometime tomorrow, leaving me alone with Shimmer who leapt on me, pinning me to the bed, “You can morph your cock into any size and shape?” She asked, her eyes her closed and eager.

“Well yeah, pretty much.” I replied, not totally surprised.

She grinned, sitting on top of my hips, “I've always loved an exotic lay, and you are just a jackpot. So, wanna roll around? Princess Celestia said to observe you and I can't think of a better way for me to keep a close eye on you.” Her entire set of poor reasoning was accented by her grinding against me, the scent of her sex quickly filling the small room, “What do you say?”

I smirked, my hands gripping her flanks tightly, “Do you have any requests?”

Author's Note

I take too long to punch these things out.

I blame my job for that.

Let me know how bad I did!!!!