Wysteria, Minty, Rainbow Dash the Earth Pony, Bright Eyes, Star Catcher and Appledragon walked through the wasteland devoid of life that surrounds Horseville. The six heroines laid eyes on what was left of their once proud homeland. They cringed at the sight of what Equestria had become. The sickening cesspool made their eyes burn, and Minty threw up in her mouth a little.
‘No,’ the brave pony thought as she gulped it back down. ‘I must be strong. These abominations can sense fear. They feed off of it.’
Wysteria was flying on Appledragon in front of them. “Ponies,” she shouted, “Today, we take back what is ours, and though we are few, we have something all of …them don’t have. We have bravery and spirit.”
They charged into Horseville. From a distance, this place was hell, and inside of it, it was the worst experience of their righteous lives. They looked in horror at their demented predecessors. The imposter rainbow dash was attempting to fly, but just sort of flapped its wings, barely getting off the ground, but kept slamming into the same tree. Instead of moving around it, it tried to go through the tree.
The concept of solid matter baffled this horse.
Appledragon looked on in disgust as her predecessor put an apple in its mouth, and swallowed. This thing did not know how to chew, so it choked to death. Death has never been so merciful.
The things brother was fucking another horse, just for the sake of fucking. It did not have any compassion in it, so it did not care at all that its sister is dead. It broke the other horses back, and then took a shit on its writhing in pain on the ground body as it walked away to fuck more horses just for the sake of fucking.
Terror quickly turned into anger, as our heroes selflessly charged at these loathsome creatures. Minty put on a red shirt, and then flexed her muscles, ripping the shirt off, revealing 7 scars shaped like the big dipper. “Wahhh,” she began punching random background horses that have different voices in every episode. “atatatatatattata wata,” and then all of their heads exploded. A Japanese voice could be heard saying the name of the strike she just did, but it was just white noise to the horses. They could barely decipher their own tongue, let alone muster a different one.
Appledragon was flying around, biting horses heads off. The horses she left alive did not seem to care about the dead horses around them. They barely even noticed.
“Oh no!” she gasped. “What sick parody of life is this”, she said gazing upon the mockery that is modern day spike. The creature crawled up to Applejack’s dead body and stared devouring it, ripping apart its head and chewing it’s brain. “We need reinforcements.”
“Oh, such a nuisance,” said an uptight generation 3 Spike. He was walking next to generation 1 spike.
“Let’s kill this lizard,” said generation 1 Spike. And then the two bravely approached this disgusting lizard and ripped it in half. Its steaming intestines spilled out, and the two decided it must be incinerated so that the memory of it would be off of this sacred ground. Like real dragons, they could breathe fire.
Wysteria looked upon two horrible foes. Rarity and Twilight Sparkle. One was nibbling on the others ear as the other didn’t even seem to notice. It was as if the horse existed on a different plane of existence than everything else, gazing off into the distance. Wysteria gulped down a lump of fear that was caught in her throat. She felt that if she had continued her great show, these atrocities would not exist. She could not help but feel responsible. That filled her with rage. She pulled out a sword, and charged at her enemies. The odds are stacked against her, there’s no way she can win this. But she had a strategically plan.
They are just fucking horses. The one nibbling on the others ear had now ripped it off, and was too busy chewing on it to notice her charging at them. It was far too preoccupied. The other one didn’t even notice her ear being ripped off, let alone the courageous pony charging at them. In one swing, she decapitated both of them.
There is one thing a horse does feel though. Blind rage. The pink and yellow Pegasus, Fluttershy, had gone into a rampage. Wether it was from the battle, or just a common horse spasm, no one will ever no. She could not decipher her own things from the attackers, so she flew around town, bucking her own horses heads in and stomping on their dead or dying bodies. She had gotten the three young horses known as the cutie mark crusaders this way. Our brave heroes watched at this. They wanted to be delighted, but all they felt was terror. Terror that something like this could exist.
Then the thing made the mistake of charging towards Rainbow Dash the Earth Pony. She was ready though, and leaped on its back, put her arms around its neck, and snapped it.
As for Rainbow Dash the Pegasus, it had rammed its head into the tree until its brains were leaking out.
A pink horse seemed to be capitalizing on the death of its fellow horses. It was raping their corpses. After watching in shock for almost a few seconds, Star Catcher had enough of it. She threw a dagger at it, witch hit, but the thing was too busy with necrophilia to notice. She threw more, into its eyes and body, until one dagger finally hit its black hear, and it went down.
The sick tyrant of this world finally showed itself. It walked out of the shadows, stepping on the corpses of its inferiors.
Bright Eyes stepped forward. “How…how could you let our once great land become this?”
“Bbrrr,” replied the horse.
She pulled out a gun, pointed it at its head, and starred into its soulless eyes as she killed it.
For the first time since October 9, 2010, the sun shined in Equestria.
