Things have been going well in Appleoosa. All that hard work is finally paying off. In fact, things are going so well that Braeburn is more than willing to go to Ponyville when he gets a letter from Applejack offering to let him stay at Sweet Apple Acres for a week or so. It'll be like a little vacation for him!

Cousin AJ assures Braeburn that he'll really enjoy himself in Ponyville. It's beautiful this time of year, and all the townsfolk are really friendly! Heck, she's even throwing in a free train ticket if he comes as soon as possible. What could be better?

...If there's one thing Braeburn is going to regret after his so-called vacation to Ponyville, it's not checking the calendar beforehand. And trusting his relatives. He's definitely going to regret trusting his relatives.

Note-- FURRIES! OH GOD. I anthro'ed the characters in this, because:
1. I based this story off an anthro pic, and
2. You can't tear clothes off someone who isn't wearing any! Yes, this is that kind of story. Didn't you read the bit where it's "content rating mature / sex?"

A/N: Picture is a cropped version of one by (NSFW Link) 333456! He's awesome, and draws awesome NSFW things. You should see his picture of Berry Punch. Daymn.

This was just a goofy thing I worked up when 333456 finished the picture. Yes, I know I was supposed to be working on other things this weekend. Sigh. But hey, the triumphant return of my OTP, "southern accent" and "zebra rhyming!" I don't know why I enjoy doing that so much, but I do.