A Boy and his Box

Chapters

Enter the Protagonist! (Edited 8-24-2015)
Enter the Box!!! (Edited 8-24-2015)
Meeting the 'stache! (Edited 8-24-2015)
Game Over (EDITED)
START HERE (Edited 8-25-2015)
Spliceing and Diceing (Edited 8-28-2015)
Clue on Cottage! (Edited 9-14-2015)
A Gamer's Palace (Edited 9-14-2015)
Do NOT bet with lives in the balance!
Castle Crashers! (Edited 9-15-2015)
Shave Rave (Edited: 9-24-2015)
Discord. Its always DISCORD. (Edited 9-25-2015 Not Done.)
Stab Stab Stab! (will allow crossovers now!)
Screw Snail Mail! / Nightmare Night!
Wax on. Wax off.
Of Tech and Magic
A Letter
A Golden Note
Dear Celestia, A Golden Note
Prep Time!
Meeting a Displaced Plant 1/2
Holiday Interruption
Meeting a Displaced Plant 2/2
Rollin with Luna
Lyra
Welcome Animorph!
Lyra be like... / Mission Quest!
-Reset-
Act 1 Part 1
Herobrine? Never Heard of Him!
Act 1 Part 2: The Blocks that Build Our Past
Information and Apologies

Enter the Protagonist! (Edited 8-24-2015)

Well here goes something... something mind blowing. The MOST INCREDIBLE thing you will ever know! This will make the SUN and the MOON weep!!! "I... AM... A... GINGER!!" Oh and apparently I am also immortal, meaning...

"OH CELESTIA!!! GIVE HIM AN APPLE, CARROT, CAKE, ANYTHING!!!" a new prisoner exclaims. We are bound in chains in a compromising position that nopony could cover their ears. That being said, I've been in this prison without food for so long, my food bar is ticking and I don't think its supposed to do that. And thanks to Zebra potions, I can't die from hunger, meaning I can't respawn out of this place.

"Dude, I've been here so long... What is the year? Screw it. Only Luna can break me free, but she experienced a LUNAR LANDING!" I screamed before we both laugh at my pun, (his was nervous. critics.) "She's the only witness to the cow murder. Cow. Murder. They are like civilians or somethin' so I can't eat 'em!" Silence, besides my ticking, filled the room.

In the darkest part of the dimly lit cell the voice of Ol' Barn Raiser can be heard, "Long story. Even I don't believe it, to be honest."

Suddenly, double doors open as forever absent light burns my eyes. "Your highness, WAIT!" a gruff voice called out.

"LEGO CRAFT! DOCTOR! RISE! YOU ARE FREE!!!" a beautiful navy blue princess calls in that annoying-loud voice of hers. Did I say annoying? I mean ear splitting HEAVEN! In the room was three creatures. Handsome (and still ticking) bipedal me, a stunning yet ragged brown stallion, and a shackled skeleton with a stetson on the ground. Barn Raiser.

"Rest in peace, old friend... Barney." I murmered. The ghost pony appears, waving happily, breezing his hat to me and nods before fading away. As I saw that a smile formed on his face.

"What is thou looking at?" Luna asked, she follows my gaze with a frown, "Doth thou know him?" I nodded. She broke from her train of thought as her ears rose, "Where is that noise coming from?" Luna said, forgetting my dead BFF.

I raised an index finger as my reply followed, "My stomach doesn't growl. It ticks... Do not ask how." She gives me a puzzled look. LOOK. I miss the word being in this dark so long! I noticed the guard unlock my chains, almost stumbling over my "rotten and molded bread and pixel apple" stash in front of me. "Sorry about that, sir," I said as he reluctantly worked my shackles.

With my free arm I spawn a pixel GOLD carrot, munching until my ticks quiet to soft pats. "So am I still on trial or am I actually free?" I asked. Luna pesters the guard to free me faster before she gives a simple response.

"Discord tricked us again, welcome to the future, and sorry for the wait." she said, tapping her hooves together as if she was counting fingers. She remembered! :pinkiehappy: I shook my hand until a diary appeared, still new.

"Here's my clear alibi, preserved." Studying the diary, one of her brows raised before giving me an annoyed look, "Don't hate me, years of guilt hurts worse than the hunger," I said as she grabed it in her aura and smacks me on top my head with it. (more like a bop, but who cares?)

"Luckily for thee, that is how we witnessed thine fake murder. We forgave you long ago," she informed in a matter-of-fact tone.

"On the bright side, I never read it." I said, she stares at me directly in the eyes as I continued with "I never planned to read it!"

Rolling her eyes, Luna playfully replied, "Suuure~."

"Ya know, I will be glad to learn of somepony's history. Fate? Whatever." I said, now half way free and reaching for Barn Raiser's stetson. This thing is more elusive than his quest for immortality!

Luna giggles before saying, "If thou art talking about Box, he became a wealthy yet odd stallion. If not, sister says hi." I do a double-take and checked myself, "Does he still have my iron axe?"

"I don't understand. What axe?" she asked as I'm one leg away from freedom and a hat. Luna pushed it farther some more in her pacing while keeping her eyes on me. I think I should pay my visitor some more attention.

"I'll explain once I hear what Box has to say..." I said, starting another carrot as the patting dims down.

"Lego, its in the schedual. But in accord to the new one given to me, we are late for lunch."

"WOW! A schedule. What's on it?"

"Well, if the lunch cake is gone, We'll include gym time with Tia on it- CAN THOU STOP IT WITH THE HAT AND PAY ATTENTION?!!"

"Dead BFF's hat. If he can't live forever, his memory AND STETSON does with me."

"Fair enough, but still..." Her look softened... then looked confused as she stared at my face. 1000 years of puppy dog eyes! "*Sigh* What was he like?"

"Why are you doing that?" I asked. Does anybody else notice her constant pacing and annoyed tone?

"Doing what?"

"You look tired... on second thought, never mind."

She facehoofs for a bit as the guard shouts "RESPECT THE PRINCESS!" at me. Funny, I asked the same from him a week ago when the brown stallion was thrown in here! ...Well, it was more like "get him off me" and less "princess". They got the problem fixed.

"It has been interesting!" the stallion said, his voice generous, but his mannerisms said otherwise. "Well, Alons-y! ...nope, will not work this time..." The brown stallion started mumbling after his announcement and walked off. As the final lock broke off my shackles, I grabbed my prize, and placing it inside my mostly empty inventory. Inside me holds trash, nostalgia, and things worth mentioning either now or later. I found a bundle of flowers that were labeled [IOU IRON AXE] on it. Really, Box?

"Let us move onward, hopefully fresh air will help with our putrid moods." Luna said. A paper work filled hour later and I think flying in a black sky chariot gave me ALL of the air I could need! On the way, Luna was asking me questions and vise versa.

"Your loyalty is to whom?" she demanded.

"I AM LOYAL TO THE MOON AND WILL FOLLOW THE SUNSET TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT SO THEY MAY WAKE AT SUNRISE!!"

"That was a little much... WILL THOU DIE BY MIDNIGHT FOR THY PRINCESS?"

"I can't die remember? Oh and IF EVIL STRIKES I WON'T STOP TILL THEY'RE-" I stop my vow as we land.

"We're here." She turned to the drivers, "Guards?"

"Yes, your highness?" the left guard asked. Luna smirked before responding, "Recite chariot departure rules!"

The two day guards flying the chariot rolled their eyes and sighed before in near unison said, "What happens in the chariot stays inside the chariot unless ordered by royalty or the Elements of harmony." the right guard finished with, "Have a nice day." They flew away once we got off, heading to the top of the biggest castle I've ever seen! It was big, white, and had PBnJ colors on it's details. Luna rose her hoof high announcing with pride, "Welcome to Canterlot Castle!"

Author's Note

This is a legit story. 100% effort!

Lego Craft is a ginger human dressed as Steve from MOJANG's MINE CRAFT. He is from a small town in Texas and wears a red bandana and on occasion a brown stetson from Barn Raiser. His legs are like the ones Steve has so he has no feet... sort of. When he dies he leaves a body behind leading him to bury himself. More details will be explained.

Barn Raiser is simply a cowboy seeking immortality and wealth.

I edited this twice thanks to Silver Spoon.

8-24-2015 Edit.

I've seen how bad this story has gotten so I'm dropping some edit bombs and adding my new head canons. For example: Did you know the mane 6 are keyblade weilders?

Enter the Box!!! (Edited 8-24-2015)

Another day, another lonely house. I am surprisingly glad to be downgraded. A huge... M word... M word... Mansion I thing? ...meh. Any way a giant house was a dumb idea, I couldn't find the front door!

I'm alone in my thoughts, staring longingly at my laptop. No new ponEmail. May be I should go out more, make friends. Hey may be I should edit my dating BIO! [Will become anything you want.] EDIT. TYPE. [Will become anything you want except for mare, chrystal pony, changeling (ironically), griffin, zebra, alicorn, etc. Only Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, or Winged Unicorn. The last one is a common mutation, but I can use both horn and wings.]

Wait... Does Equestria even have the internet? I must find this out! As I get up from my sofa, my eyes wonder around the room. Why do I have a couch in the kitchen again? Meh, it is art. I walk into my gym/bedroom/game room. Funny, I swore my room had a private bath room. Hey a mirror!

I walk up as a multicolored unicorn came into sight, mirroring me. Reds, oranges, pink, and... purple? I need a shower. I remember myself being a white stallion with red and orange flame styled hair and... yep. I still have blue eyes. Under a stain is a pencil cutie mark for some reason, I've had it for so long before the recent invention of the tools. I shake one of my box shaped hooves as other me does the same.

"Waaaaaater buuucket!" I moan as nothing happens. Wait... Oh, I need that axe. I trot over to my only bath room and grab the "All Giver" iron axe from the refrigerator. I shook it as a water bucket appears above my head... WOAH! NOPE! Dang it I summoned a freezing ice bucket!!

"I nominate Luna, Celestia, and my lamp! You have 24 hours!" I grab a clean towel as I laugh to myself at my dumb joke.

"Hey, what about me?" a voice from behind asks. I know that voice, my knees grow weak and I nearly fall to the floor where I stood, "No! Not again! Why are you back? I took the meds! Y- YOU SHOULD BE GONE!!! You can't be here... Only nightmares returned that night... I- I embraced the thought- Humans are myths! A foal tale! You don't exist!"

"Stop. He has been through too much these centuries. Last time we were in touch, all of his evidence to free you became useless in one final case. Let us take it from here." Princess Celestia said as Box rambled on to himself.

"I know that's bull, but sure."

We arrived to a small house, nothing special. Just a regular two story house with attic and garage. It was well kept outside, but inside it looked as if Discord owned the place! Heck, I thought I saw a glimpse of his tail somewhere! Unmatching wall paper and splatters of paint are on the walls, each room had different carpets with random tiles both wood and stone, and that's just the "demo to the game" so to speak!

Now I'm here with new clothes in the Steve style, red bandana, and fresh buzz cut (to keep the minecraft flow). Expecting hugs, only to witness my little pony ice bucket challenge himself followed by tears falling with his body and crazed rambling that was slightly depressing. Especially the part where he mentioned avoiding everything red and blue to forget me. Box gets up and before turning to me, he has a pokéball in his hoof and summons a phoenix.

"LUNA! Get that thing out of my head!" he exclaims with a tone of a mad man! I step in front of Luna, and found an Ultra ball in my inventory. I toss it like Ash Ketchup (or whatever his name is) and a red beam shot out of the ball and somehow sending the black and yellow ball back towards me, nearly "eclipsing" Celestia. Get it?! Out of the Ultra ball comes a BIG... GREEN... bulbasaur labeled [BULBIE]. Box stares at it, losing all emotion, sound, and sign of life. I'm serious, I think he stopped breathing!

Wha- WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! It is MY Bulbie, but how? ITS IMPOSSIBLE! She's been gone longer than Jake! A voice from both a forgotten memory and the boy in front of me spoke the last thing Jake said before his arrest.
"Well, I hope you don't hate me. For the record, I'm sorry! I hope you can forgive me?"

I snap back into reality. In my face is Bulbie with her head tilted and smiling her cute little smile. It really is my starter pokémon!

Its been an hour or less since the bathroom incident happened. Celestia left us and Luna is halfway inside Box's bed room closet playing 'Halo: REACH' to pass the time. Behind her on the bed is Blubie and the pheonix ( [P. WRIGHT] ) is sleeping soundly. I sat on the firm side of the couch, next to me is a laptop with an unknown website on it. Box stares at a removed door with a crooked picture of the window behind him as he sighs.

"Why do you have a laptop?" I ask looking for a random topic and something to end my curiosity.

"Searching for the mare of my dreams. Oh and I have free Netflix." he answers still staring at the pictures.

"But Equestria doesn't have the internet," I pointed out, "How would you find a mare or stream movies?"

"I dunno. I guess I'm ahead of my time? Others can not catch up to me, anyway." his voice distant as he spoke.

"OK... So why is your house a mess?"

Luna slams the bedroom door shut as Box looked as if he was being threatened. *DING!* The microwave made the noise, somehow calming him down. "Lunch IS ready!" he said, taking the microwave out of the oven. He then opens the little microwave and pulled some weird things (like a slinky and a possibly rubber chicken) out of the way.

He bucks a exercise ball over my head, releasing another one with two wooden boards duct taped to it that falls in front of me. He has a bear shaped paper plate with tomato soup on it, an elegant bowl with a big spinach pizza covered in multiple sauces and spices with a sandwich on top inside, and a NORMAL looking lunch with fine china and silverware, and a dish I can not begin to describe, covered in rose petals of red and yellow.

The last one was set aside for Luna, so I could pick either 'the bowl of what?' or 'Bloody Bear.' I chose the bear, better eat what's safe and normal looking. As I spawned bread to absorb it, Box tells me, "Don't do that. Just drink it."

I do so to avoid offending him as he sets aside food for our animals... this isn't tomato soup!

I was about to explain to him why my home is art, not a mess, when I noticed his face turning red, "Oh no. Don't tell me you can't handle my cooking? Was it the pepper, salsa, cinnamon, or jalepenjo?! I knew I messed something up! The ghost pepper and lime looked stale so I added lemon and- GAAAAHHHHH!! STUPID STUPID stupid!" I shouted at first to Lego then continued to scold myself.

Luna walks in seeing Lego down a water bucket and me banging my head on a wall that used to be the basement ceiling. I have enough brain cells to remember stopping to watch her back away returning to my room.

*BEEP! BEEP! HONK!!*

As my car alarm door bell goes off, I grab my keys and shut it off. I dash off splashing a burning resistance potion on Lego and catch the door. I look out the window to see my art critics waiting, opening the door a blue unicorn in a suit, holding a clip board, speaks up, "This 'house of art' better be worth it.'" He sounded like a noble... A noble?! I blink a bit before cursing internally, "Wait... I thought you weren't coming until next week."

A blue unicorn stallion steps in with two other fancy albino unicorn mares. "I must inform you, I have guests here and... Hey!" Box tries to inform while following them. I ran into his room and closed the door.

"Thou alright?" Luna asks, pausing her game after another no scope kill to a grunt. A sound of cheering children followed, unstopped by the pause.

"Three fancy unicorns just entered the house! What's going on?" I asked, hoping she knew.

"Is one a blue stallion with two white mares?" I nodded. "That's Nebula, a famous artist and critic. He has terrible timing and patience and according to Box he is as harsh in his job as a pony suh-eye-mon co-well. What is a simon co-well, anyway?" I explained the best I could, having to suddenly segway from Simon to what "Britain" and "America" is.

The door opens before I can rant about giant trucks as "WAIT! THAT'S NOT PART OF IT!!" became audible. Following that a trio in unison said, "Mr. Box. We're on a tight schedule!" A look Luna gave me said otherwise. "We would love to reschedule but the deadlines-" Luna shook her head, sighing.

The doors opened allowing everybody to be in the room. Box was wide eyed, the three unicorns dropped their clip boards looking between me and Luna and the pokémobs on the bed, Luna raised an eyebrow, shrugged, then returned to her XBON game, and I was just standing with orange potion swirls floating off me from the potion. Oh, hey, I found glass on my face!

I break the awkward silence with, "Hi. My name is Lego Craft. That's Luna-" Suddenly I was cut off by Box.

"Obviously! Now. I think I should also inform you, my guests are not ordinary. I think my brother and Luna should... um... Take Bulbie and P.Wright outside for some air? And all will be explained."

"Awkward~..." I said, slowly leaving. I just wanted to say that.

Author's Note

Box is a pony with box shaped hooves. He has the ability to access MODS and is a MINE LITTLE PONY. He wields Lego's iron axe, he dubbed 'THE ALL GIVER' for it has Lego's ability to spawn items. With the iron axe, Box can use his powers to its FULL extent.

Also Gamer Luna is canon.

Enter MODS in the comments for Box to use.

8-24-2015

No joke: I forgot the free Netflix was already a head canon.

Meeting the 'stache! (Edited 8-24-2015)

I woke up at Canterlot Castle, in a free room set up for me in the castle since my return is still too much for Box so... yeah. I heard rustling and turn my head to see someone or something in the room, but my vision is blurred. All I see is blue, a few whites, and it looks like a three headed pony. FLASH! The blinds shot open as Box shakes me fully awake with shock in his eyes. "We're in big, big trouble!" he cried.

I rubbed my eyes to see the three stunned faces of the critic trio from yesterday. After popping my spine and yawning, I looked to Box with a face that looked like I got high in Cloudsland near a pub with an owner who claimed that he could own a whole country in the sky. Then again I heard something about a flying town governed by pegasi.

"I think I turned them to stone! Oh, Celestia! I don't want the guards getting me!" he panics pacing the room more than what I normally do through habit, oh yeah the critics problem...

"Box. Box. BOOOX! Calm yourself!" I said waving both hands at him. I got out of bed, walked passed Box (who stilled paced in worry... prancing like a pretty little pony...), and slapped the frozen blue stallion. What I didn't expect was his face to feel as hard as a brick wall block and the pain from it flowed into my hand and up my arm leading to me falling to the ground, gripping my hand.

"GAHHH!! Wow! They don't look stoned, but still! Hard as rock, what did you tell them?!" I said through my teeth, catching myself from screaming. Box explained that he told them he could live forever, what his MOD powers could do, and the fact he is best friends with the princesses including a weird thing about also being Celestia's son-brother-champion thing.

"...and so they went from doubting me until I showed the evidence I owned and confirmation from Celestia herself resulting in... THIS!" he said pointing to the ponies, "And they were on a tight schedule! I probably ruined somepony's LIFE!"

If this was a wooden tree library, he would've paced a hole through the ground... wait... Random thought: that would actually be more interesting to see a unicorn- no- NERDY ALICORN in a tree house library made from an actual tree filled with books! That could be an interesting show- wait...

"LEGO BUCKIN' CRAFT!" Box screamed. 5 imaginary bits for my imaginary pony swear jar...

"Idea, what's the most valuable jewel?" I asked, back in... serious mode. Or whatever serious looked like on me.

"Who cares! What do we do?!" he asked in a desperate tone.

"Fine, don't listen to my idea. I'll just take out a diamond or an emerald! That might-" I was suddenly cut off by a hesitant male voice from my left.

"Did... somepony say... EMERALD?!"

We looked back to see the blue stallion's mouth move, then poise back in the "OMG that's amazing" face. I turned to Box, "I'm going to kill him. I hope he likes being stabbed with gold, no stopping me. Imma gonna shank 'im."

Box tackles me, "Don't do it! Whose going to pay me?!"

"Wait! Aren't you a billionaire?!" I ask holding him up with one weak arm.

"I am. I just have a system where I gain money and when pay day comes I chose whether to give them twice or triple the money they give me!" Box says swiping away every sword I conjure up with a swipe of his hooves.

"What?! That's a dumb idea. You could fund other things, ya know!" I said, trying to grab his tail with my box feet.

"When they fail to give me a reason to pay them, I go grocery shopping or just shopping in general! I'm the reason Equestria is the only country who still has valuable gold in the first place. #humblebrag"

"Wait, what about charities? Or the fact you can spawn your own food!" I asked, We stopped the ground struggle, talking like "civilized" ponies.

"I reserve three quarters of a year for my money to go to them. Economy stuff, you won't understand." Box said with a calm tone, "For the other-"

We heard the door slam as our statues left in a hurry with some of the swords gone except for the wooden and stone swords. Box walks to the window as I sit on the ground with me fuming. Gaining rewards from fighting brothers, how foolish.

"What is up with them? Pushing their way into your house, wasting your time-"

"I'm immortal remember? I am made of time."

"That's no reason for such rude behavior from nobles. Nobles! Well, at least I didn't need to scare them long. Lets clean up the swoooords?"

"Done." Box said, proudly.

"How did-?" I began to ask, following Box out of the door.

"Future me came by." Smirking he added, "I'll be right back, I need to spawn a TARDIS! Geronimo!" he said leaping inside a blue box that despawned in a VROOP sound.

And then it hit me, "Hey, he still has my axe!"

"OK. How about this, I keep the axe and splice your DNA with mine later. You should get basic MOD abilities, nothing more." A voice came from behind.

I jump and turned (more like twirl) to see Box behind me. He holds up a hoof before saying, "Time travel. I just relived a boring conversation. No scratch that, stupid. Though I am serious about the DNA splice, hope needles don't scare you."

Wait, did he just say 'needles'?

"Follow me. I also left a note of resignation for them, so I'm going to kill time at Arcade Buzz's shop. He should have some games for a Joyboy and an XBON 360, and trust me you DO NOT want the 'XBONE' it just doesn't feel like a console. 360 forever." he said marching towards town. I decided to follow because 'arcade' sounds promising.

I follow Box (after switching my two-tone green striped PJs with my usual look instantly) into a store that resembles a Game Stop and a movie rental store with extra space to spare. In the demo area a brown colt with an awesome propeller beanie hat can be seen tapping his hoofs on a controller. Piano, guitar, keyboards, and now game controllers, how are these ponies hooves so dexterous? Box follows my gaze before saying, "Oh, that's Arcade's son. Um... Button Smash?"

In reply the colt said, "There's no S. You're getting close."

"Button Mah?" Box asks with a head tilt and a smirk, "Weird name."

"OK. I'm getting. tired." Button walks over a grabs his saddlebag taking out Game Boy Advance-like devise, "Let's get this over with. Are you here to buy or challenge me?"

"Little bit of both, you game, Mash?" Box smirks as Button turns on his Joyboy.

"Just give up. It's what now? 1000 - 1? I want to play someone better, no offense."

"Non taken, but I'm not challenging you." he points to me and the little guy has to stand back in order to look up at my face.

"Wait, me? I haven't played games in... centuries! How do I even beat this kid with my lack of skill?" I asked with hands raised for emphasis.

"Centuries? I'm going to say you're not from this world... I hope your not punishing him. He doesn't look up to it."

"Aw, come on! Here let's try this game!" he points to a game that looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

"Hmm. Never actually played that one... It seems fair. If he wins, the real challenge starts. And let me tell you, 'Fighting is Magic' is more than just a game to me." he said in a uncertain voice that grew confident and boasting.

I gave it though until, "Wait, a fighting game?" Their ears perked up at my voice, "Can we do that instead? I think I can beat you."

"meh. Your funeral."

Box hands me a Joyboy DS with the game in it, "Good thing we're immortal. Lego, if I was on par with him, it would be cheating. But, since I'm not he lets me use it."

"Why do you want me to play him?" I whisper.

"Gives me time to shop," Box replied.

"Press START already!" I said, and the tall n00b does what I instructed him and we connect our Joyboys while sitting on the ground. What always confuses me is why in Equestria are all the fighters based on Ponyville citizens and few other ponies. He picks Bulk Biceps with a audible "YEEAAHHHH!!!" following it. I pick my first two ponies and working on my third. My custom character, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity looked to be a good team. He picks Celestia and Fluttershy next. Suddenly a P3 shows up, we look around to see noponyelse with a Joyboy, then shrugged. P3 chose [CUSTOM CHARACTER: DOCTOR], Derpy, and Roseluck. Then, the game begins. I get to pick the stage: Apple Jack's Farm.

The stage looks like an apple orchard with apple bloom petals falling in the wind. There is a beautiful sunrise beside the barn in the back ground. There are two apple trees providing the platforms we can stand on.

"Howdy everypony! Ah'm Apple Jack, go git 'em! 3..2..1... FIGHT!" P1, P2, and P3 enter the stage. Their tags pop up as they start moving. "Box01 is running around the field as Fluttershy. If he had a plan, I'd like to know what that- P3 and Game Colt face off with their characters! Doctor makes a right jab as Button ducks and bucks! But wait! The Doctor recovers and let's out the partner Power Up "Lost Muffin" startin' to git mad 'ere!" Derpy and Doctor stampedes towards Button.

"Oh, yeah? Diamond barrage!!! And 20% cooler!" I said increasing the speed of my crystal projectiles and mini-me.

"The Doctor is projectile resistant thanks to "Rose Shield"! But, wait- Button is dashing around and... a few good jabs to the Doctor, great comeback partner!"

"Wait, a narrator is programmed into this game?!"

"Box01 switches to Celestia, but is almost knocked off stage by Button's propelled punch!"

I just decide to keep moving until I figure out what to... wait there's a meter! Odd game, odd rules, and a game to plan out. If I can bring a few punches without gaining damage points up, I think I can beat P3! I rush up to Doctor, a brown stallion, with a solar flare head butt. Wait... I think I recognize him! He was with me in my cell yesterday! An item falls near me and I pick it up.

"Looks like Box01 grabbed that there 'My Little Human Morpher'! That lucky son of a gun!" I press A for an armored anthro Celestia with a broad sword to replace the Celestia I was using. More items fall as Button dual wields two guns and the Doctor holds a fan.

"HA! Like that's going to work!" I said.

From the game, a noble voice replies, "Oi, at least I'm taking the moral high ground! If there were less guns in the world, we would have to focus on real hoof to hoof combat and avoiding knives!"

I lost focus, enough for mini-me to gain some hit points from Box 01. "Focus," the voice said, "Its more fun that way!" I make a mad dash to avoid an overly muscular human version of our princess.

"Box01 actvated the partner Power Up 'Not a Snowflake'! Ya'll better git 'im before he gits ya!"

No joke! The Doctor switched to Roseluck with "Auto Rose Shield" in time to lose one life in a x6 punch-jab combo from a muscular princess! When he came back I swear I heard him whisper "Good bye, Bad Wolf." or something. Suddenly, my meter finally reached level 3! If I can keep my team long enough... Celestia cornered the Doctor until she stopped. Her bulging veined head turned to me.

"MAULING MANTICORE!!" I said as my Fluttershy summoned a crazed manticore.

"I reckon that'll hurt, a lot! Box01 summons a manticore that interrupts Button's team attack! Button fires a few shots from his guns, only slowing the beast until he runs out of ammo and chunks his guns at the animal. Poor, sugarcube is in trouble."

I figured Celestia had better support abilities so I switched to Fluttershy with the "My Little Human" and "Not a Snowflake" ability staying. Fluttershy had a green dress on with pink butterflies on it, looked like something she'd wear at the Gala or a formal gathering. She would've been cute, but Bulk's ability made her look like a butter hulk at a high school dance... My high school at least. Suddenly her costume changes to green spandex and a purple eye mask with bracelets to match. "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!!!" she shouted.

"Fluttershy Level 2! Equipped with her is the 'Power Pony' Power Up! Now that's just unfair! Oh, speaking of Power Ups... The Doctor got Rainbowfied! Rainbowfied is a new Power Up that allows quick level rising and all stats increase by 5 points!"

"There's stats in this game?!" I asked a loud.

"What?! How'd he get that? It isn't even out, yet!!!" I cry out. Box's friend looks up at me and comments "I still have NO IDEA what is going on!" as I searched for an explanation.

Author's Note

btw I'm only using "Fighting is Magic" as a name reference. I never actually played it.

Game Over (EDITED)

Here's a recap of what happened. Me and Box are immortal and I've been in prison for more than 1000 years, thanks Luna! I've been roughly introduced to a stallion named "The Doctor" in that prison, later Box and I reunited only to find he abused my powers to become a on/off billionaire with an odd job system.

We are "totes besties" with Princess Luna, who allowed me a free room in the castle, incase its relevant: thanks Luna. There I learned that Box could give me basic MOD powers if I let him keep my axe. Box took me to a game store, where I'm now battling Button Mash and probably the Doctor in a Joyboy game called "Fighting is Magic" or "FiM".

"'Rainbowfied' isn't even out yet! How does he have it?!" Button cries out. I give him shrug and keep playing, "I have no clue if I'm supposed to be worried or not."

Button has a team of: His character, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity. Doctor has his team of: His own character, Derpy, and Roseluck, but Roseluck is down meaning playing and team support from her is gone too. From what "Apple Jack" said when I sicked a manticore on Button, he would need a full team for a level 3 super attack. I'm hoping that info helps, my team is: Princess Celestia, Level 2 Fluttershy, and Bulk Biseps. I have the "My Little Human", "Not a Snowflake", and "Power Pony" abilities giving me an yellow anthro super hulk in green tights. The Doctor is Rainbowfied and Button...

"Button mash regained his '20% cooler' Power Up and the field advantage 'Iron Pony'!"
From our Joyboys our mysterious Player 3 asks, "What's iron pony?"

"Ha HA!! 'Iron Pony' allows me to have a power boost! Though I lose that if I trade one of my characters with another pony." he glares at me when he said that. I look back down to see I'm playing with a muscular human Button Mash and he has my Level 2 Fluttershy as a pony with ponified version of her power pony costume. He then summons his team move, a twinkle turned flame in his eyes.

"Thank you for picking Fluttershy!" he said grinning. The screen is filled with a rainbow then a explosion, when the white light from "The Elements of Harmony" attack dimed down, a regular Fluttershy, Antro Celestia, and Rainbowfied Derpy now stand on the field.

"Well, that was interesting." P3 said, irritated in his voice probably from his loss.

"Most powerful move in the game!" Button said, explaining that you need a team of elements bearers to use that move.

"Yee haw! Now that was a doozie! Box01 has two ponies left and the Doctor just has one!"

Even though I used one of the most powerful attacks, caution is needed. I place "fabulous" and "20% cooler" on Fluttershy. I would use Rarity or Rainbow as my battler but, Fluttershy's only GOOD support is Manticore and Discord summon. "Yay!"

Instead of punches and kicks, Fluttershy chunks a rabbit that homes in on the nearest fighter and its super effective making it hard to get near Button, "What's with the rabbit?" I thought aloud.

"It's Angel Bunny. Her pet / guardian. I don't get why nearly everypony from Ponyville is in this game. hmm... Looks like Doctor has a Level 2 Derpy." Button informs me of the glowing pegasus with a muffin..

"Wait, these are actual ponies?" I asked, not sure what to feel about real versions of these ponies.

"Yeah, you didn't know that?"

"I know Celestia and Luna were real, but the others?... interesting." I said, rubbing my chin then quickly returned my hand to the d-pad.

"Even a few kids from school are here! Speaking, here's three right now." he said, pointing at three fillies walking through the glass door, bell ringing at their arrival.

"So, Ah reckon, Spike's letter said to go here a find a hoo-mun?" a yellow one said her pink bow swaying in her red mane as she looked around.

"May be its that... monkey? That's playing with Button Boo." a white unicorn with the mane that resembled purple and pink yogurt said, pointing at me. I strike the Doctor with a mid-air kick before looking up from my screen at Button, smirking.
"Button B-?" he cuts me off with a cold, "Shut up."

Behind button is a orange pegasus with a blue helmet and small wings looking over his shoulder, "Really? You picked Fluttershy?"

"No I didn't. He did, I just activated Iron Pony and traded mini me for her." Button said, suddenly getting a good long laugh from the filly.

"If I know you, I know you would make an OP move without thinking! Though, Iron Pony boosts team attacks too... and you'd probably need it if your weak OC was in your team." she said, removing her helmet.

"Rainbow Dash Level Up! Derpy Level Up!" little Apple Jack said, informing of the Rainbowfied Level 3 Derpy and Level 2 Rainbow Dash.
"Oh! Are you guys playing on mah farm?" the yellow one asked.

"Is it too late to join?" said the white one... I need to get their names. Just then, Box shows up with nearly full saddle bags which is very odd to me. Because everybody in Mine Craft carry their items inside an inventory or wooden chests.

Box before taking a seat next to us, he greets our guests, "Hello Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and mysterious P3 who is in no way a time-lord."

"Hello..." replied P3. Box messes with his bags before putting them in his inventory (like a normal Box should), "Lego. Would you rather have a XBON, NeighTENDO, or Play Stable?"

I use Bulk's partner assist to launch me up, past Angel, and mid-air kick into Fluttershy.

"They all sound great, though in my world I never liked Play Station unless it was PSP or something." I said, Princess Celeslaping the little Fluttershy on the ground. Box claped his hooves, "Great, I wasn't too far off! I got- What're you doing?"

"Dude! Quit slapping Fluttershy!" Button said, eyes glued to his one screen Joyboy.

"Well I don't want to punch her! If somebody asks how I beat 'the Great Button Mash' I don't want to say I punched fake Fluttershy, that'll be so wrong!" I said, with my Celestia drawing her sword to knock Derpy almost off stage. A vote came on for "AppleMark", "Mocking Jay", and "RDRocks" to join, and to that I selected yes.

The Doctor lost the vote, but got Roseluck back. Applebloom had a team of: CMC (these three fillies count as one character?), Apple Jack, and BigMac. Scootaloo followed suit with: CMC (winter), Rainbow Dash (wonderbolt), and Spit Fire. Sweetie Belle went a different route: Celestia (young), Luna (young), and... Princess Twilight? OK, how does a purple unicorn become a princess?

What followed up, answered my question. Twilight had spells that made having Rainbow Dash speed and a Celestia character worth having, when she took out her Level 1 super move "Arise" changing her from a book nerd to a Level 2 alicorn princess Twilight. Button had to use his Rainbow Dash to dodge the attacks of... orange frogs? And deadly lasers.

Wait... Celestia is strength, Twilight is power, and would that make Luna speed? This sounds balanced and balanced is a threat.

Twilight had two power ups added "Sunrise" and "Dream Scape" while CMC had "Honesty" and "Family Bonds" and CMC (winter) had "Wonderbolt: Strength" power ups applied. "Well, looks like we have more guests! Ah'll let Pinkie Pie handle this rodeo while I join ma family!" Apple Jack said signing off.

"Oh, I'm soo excited to be here! read your lines miss. Okie-Dokie-Lokie! We've got AppleMark, hi Applebloom! She avoids a hit from winter Scootaloo's head butt and returns with... kicking winter Sweetie in the face? Now that's just mean. But, how do they all get hurt? May be their friendship allows them to feel each other's... WOAH! Roseluck is being chased by... No! Derpy is being chased by a flaming Twilight! Derpy flies left, which makes her go right? Silly inverted controls! Why are they called 'inverted'? Why not backwards or reverse control or Ditzy Doo Style?! Wait... is Derpy, Ditzy Doo? Now that's just rude!"
"Oh my Luna! Why did they let her do this!!!"

"Well, excuuuse me princess! Oh, wait... that was rude too! Sorry, Button Mash!" Scootaloo shook her head a bit before, "Did she just-"

"Its Pinkie Pie. Nopony can explain it. By the way look out." he said this as CMC (winter) is knocked off stage by Button's Rainbow Dash.

"Good one Dashie! But wait, there's TWO Rainbow Dashes! Double Rainbow... ALL THE WAY!! Its so beautiful! *snif snif* sorry. OH!!! Twilight's Level 3 team attack is activating! Take cover!!! Madame Pinkie did NOT see this coming! This game is sponsored by Sugar Cube Corner, Party Supplies Inc., Madame Pinkie, Party Planers of Equestria Organisation, The Cheese Sandwhich Polka Wagon, the Golden Oak Library... ok forget that one, and the Great and Powerful Trixie box wheel Wagon! Good luck out there, girl!"

"CMC, both Dashies, Derpy, and Princess Celestia (young) are KO'd! ...Another lucky KO takes out the P3 as he respawns, awww! But, I liked him! He is great at hiding behind counters!" As Pinkie said that, a brown stallion with a neat yet scruffy mane and a short untamed tail walks up from behind the counter. He wears a red bow tie and a vest that shows he works here with his hour glass "Bootie Mark" or cutie mark... whatever.

Doctor sits down next to us and whispers to me, "I didn't like your Bulk's sneak attack. Any way, if you can see it, Belle is indecisive. She will defend from Button, but won't attack him."

I nod to him then ask, "Weren't you the stallion in my cell? That screamed about my ticking?" He glares at me from under a hoof he placed on his forehead before a "yes" escapes his clenched teeth.

"Wait, cell? Were you in JAIL?!?" Sweetie Belle asked, destracted long enough for Scootaloo and Button to get rid of her Twilight. And me to counter Twilight's attack sending Wonderbolt Rainbow Dash flying. Get it? Because she's a- you'll catch up.

"I'm immortal. Discord prank. Luna and I were banished nearly the same time. I'm lucky to be sane! Can we focus now?" I said, clothes-lining Sweetie's Luna with Bulk and spin kicking a muscular hoof into Button's Rarity, leaving Button Mash with his Fluttershy once she died.

"Oh, what do we have here? A rocket launcher? Hey, MockingJay, I'm not your colt friend." he said, having his Fluttershy lock on to Young Luna before firing. As Sweetie excepted her fate, her Luna grabbed Scootaloo's Spit Fire. "If I'm going down, she's going down with me!"
"Hey, You will still have your Celestia!" Scootaloo said, crossing her hooves.

BOOM!!!

Bulk jumps in and jabs Fluttershy, who countered with "Bee Swarm". His Fluttershy flew off to gain distance.

Now all that stands is Me: Bulk Biceps, Sweetie: Celestia, Button: Fluttershy, Applebloom: Apple Jack and Big Mac. I figured she stood aside through the fight to thin us out.

"Oh my gosh! Who will win? Who will be the winner?! Tell me! Oh wait *giggle* you can't. You can tell real me. By the way, tick. tick. tick! Didn't Celestia say to introduce Jake... sorry... Lego Craft to the Elements/your sisters and their friends? AND ME!!!"

"Ah can't believe we fergot!" Apllebloom said, "umm... Thanks Pinkie?"

"Bee bop BOH. I am ro-bot! *giggle. snort.*"

"By the way, Pinkie actually louder and is more over-the-top party pony than this Pinkie."

"Not anymore, I got help! Now I look less of a stalker with a party canon and more like a friend... still with a party canon! lol!"

"Pinkie being Pinkie?" I asked, eye brow raised.

"Yes. Aparently, she even transcends video game data physics! That's a new thing for me..."

"Not for me! I'm the secret voice in 'Crusader Panic' that you can unlock! Online or offline, I make fun, funner!! pinkie! you're not allowed to reference our rivals! Well, its true! By the way, don't buy the game. Even if I recommend or say its life changing! It's BOOOring! Not really. It is super duper LUPER fun! But, don't tell my mirror pool me's. I suspect they are still out there! I wouldn't play that game if it was the last game in Equestria! How's that?"

We are having a conversation, with a recorded voice. It doesn't get get more in immerse than this! Everybody teamed up to take down Applebloom, but her constant switching and defending as Apple Jack and Big Mac proved challenging for some hits wont register. She then let out her Level 2 meter attack: hog tie my Bulk and Button as Fluttershy dodged a Big Mac/Apple Jack wrecking ball attack.

Sweetie's Celestia then grabbed the rope and swung AJ over her head and KO'd her. Now non of us can get any team boosts or supports. Its only us... and the arsenal of weapons I'm not standing close to, the odds are not in my favor. I mean Fluttershy with rocket launcher, Big Mac with a wooden bat, and Celestia with a giant war hammer! I mean seriously?! Oh wait, I found a gold coin.

"You've got to be kidding me! He found the random coin?!" Button said, I have no idea if he's serious or joking. My Bulk flips the coin and as the name implies: I have my Fluttershy back with a giant hammer. "Thank you Pinkie! Now then, looks like the Iron Pony status is off and fer the other three coin status is added!"

Suddenly my Fluttershy is Level 3 Bat Pony instead of a Anthro muscled Super Hero. "Fluttershy Level Up! With Iron Pony status gone, we reward ya fer yur luck! If ya count a vampire fruit bat a reward. I hate those varmits..."

I was about to move when my Flutterbat lost control! She attacked Sweetie's unarmed Anthro Big Mac with a bite before swinging the hammer at Applebloom's Wooden Bat Celestia. Button's Bulk tried to take her down with his rocket launcher only to KO the slowed Big Mac and the recovering Young Celestia. I regained control in time to square off with Button... or let her do something stupid.

"Beginner's luck."
"Nope, either I'm just good or this game is my dream game." I replied with a smirk.

"Whatever. Do you think you can deflect my rocket or dodge my attack?"

"I can fly faster. Come at me bro." I said with a "Hurry up already!" from Applebloom. He fires and I'm aware that he locked on me when Scootaloo and Button dropped their poker faces so... "Hey let go!" Button said as I flew forward, up, and behind his Bulk grabbing him with the long handle of my hammer.

"NOOOOO!!!" BOOM!!!

"Yee haw! The games winner is Box 01!!!"

"Do over. I WANT A DO OVER!! Play me, again!" Button shouted.

"Heh, that's what I said!" Box replied, "Don't worry, you'll play again! But, we have to go."

Button shook his head before showing a small smile and gave me a code, "This is my friend code. When you set up your Joyboy profile, add me and we will fight again." "Got it." I replied as his smile dropped a bit.

We got up and walked out with the three fillies, the Doctor waved us good bye, and Button goes back to the demo he played, and the three fillies high hoof and shout in unison, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER HUMM-ON RETRIEVERS! YAAAY!!!"

START HERE (Edited 8-25-2015)

Hi, my name is Jake Witt... or should Lego Craft be good enough? My story begins "Once Upon a very long Time"! For Halloween I dressed up as Steve from MineCraft, but instead of a blank blue shirt and grey boots I wore Nikes and a Mini Minotaur shirt. I don't like dyes or make up on my face so I was a ginger Steve, making me as rare as a unicorn. Why unicorn? Why not say 'as rare a Big Foot, aliens, or Nessie'? Simple, I'm a... a... Bro... a Bro... a brother who lost a bet so instead of buying a foam diamond sword, I'm $10 short and parading around with a giant My Little Pony plushie 'my little brony' brother made for me. At least it wasn't a unicorn, but I hoped for a pegasus... instead I got the useless regular one. Heck, my bro even went as far as make a golden armor costume for it, but forgot the helmet.

All I remember besides that was buying a foam iron ax from a shop keeper entering the creepiest house in the small town... and waking up with a real version of my bro's "Pony Jake" with gold armor in a cotton candy cloud that tasted like chocolate. The pony, now named PJ, and I realized our problem once we were free an hour later. When we ran over to find a freak named Discord flipping physics.

That was when we learned of our constant immortality when we found him. Long story short, our constant deaths made him a chaotic softy, that soon turned him into stone by two horses rather than six ponies. And thus is the origin of Jake and PJ in Ponyland.

"WAKE UP ALL READY!!!"

"OH, SWEET HONEY ICED TEA, DISCORD?!" The three filly faces had either a look of either shock or confusion and PJ (we now know as Box) has a priceless reaction indescribable by my limited dictionary, but I guess it was a offended-shock. Present day, it turns out I passed out on the train, like I do in moving vehicles NOT in the sky.

I rode with Box and three fillies who call themselves 'Cutie Mark Crusaders' to a town called Ponyville... which so happens to be the same place mass me and Box murders happened, but prettier. Depending on how long you've lost your life, feeling death is somehow like a manly man visiting a girly girl gossip spa... that knocks you out, takes your stuff, and leaves you in the Everfree Forest. ...Or like a pheonix returning to its original birth place instead of being reborn where it stood. ANY WAY, we get off the train station only for me to be lasso'd and tackled by a... Cowgirl Pinkie Pie...? I think I either died or had an out-of-body experience because a passed out me was in her hooves.

Oh my Luna, Pinkie killed Lego and he spawned behind her! After scaring the CMC and Pinkie, Lego grabs his things and ties his bandanna around his neck while mumbling "friggin' lightweight" to himself. We bring our focus to the naked Pinkie Pie... where did her costume go?

Oh my GOSH! I just murdered my first human friend and yet he appeared behind me! This is creepy... I decide to drop the sheriff costume and just be me, a less cupcake rumor, me! "Hi. My name is Pinkemina Diane Pie... Welcome, I guess." Sorry to hate on Maud, but that sounded WAAAAAY too much like a rock introducing a piñata to a pitty party!

"Well, looks like your death took the Rainboom out of her!" Box said, pointing at her fallen mane with a gasp.

"I can fix it!" I shouted, "Two mares walked into a bar, the third one ducked!"

"If that's a joke, it was not that funny." Pinkie monotoned followed by blowing a piece of her flat mane out of her face. Oh my... Zeus? Nice save...? Oh my Zeus, this is a dull pony!

I shuffled closer to her, "Ummm... hi? My name is Lego. Um... I heard there was a pony named Twilight Starburst- no- Sparkler! Sparkle? Okay, we are supposed to meet her?"

Suddenly, Box summons a pumpkin pie and then tossed it at Pinkie's face with a SPLAT. "PUMPKIN?!" she said dramatically as she ate the pie off her face, "Only one stallion dared to give me pumpkin! STAR BOX!" she cries as her hair and voice rise up in a poof. She then wore a exaggerated dark pink Darth Vader-like costume while screaming, "pew! pew! pew!"

A pink hoof grabs me from behind as a Pinkie pulls me into a wooden library from literally nowhere, "See! Here he is! Told you I didn't lose him. :pinkiehappy: "

"How did I get here?!" I asked, summoning a diamond hoe as a weapon. I deleted it quickly and regained my cool. ...Hold on, did I waste my diamonds on a-

"Well when a mommy human and a daddy hu-" Pinkie was cut off by a purple hoof in her mouth.

"You're Jake, right?" she asked to change the subject, "Twilight Sparkle, princess of something important- Magic, I guess, and librarian of the Golden Oaks library!" the purple alicorn said with a twinkle in her eyes and a notepad and quill levitating behind her.

"I prefer you call me Lego, thank you." Pony world, pony name. I'm not a normal human anymore, for someone's sake! "Where's Box?" I asked. What followed was a still muffled Pinkie Pie pulling a dirty Box from nowhere.

"WHERE AM I?!" he cried. His shock expression returned to normal as his eyebrow raised, "Really, Pinkie?"

"Celestia addressed me to meet with you on a 'Pinkie Sense' matter." I rolled my eyes at the thought, "She said you were the last one besides royalty who can help in this matter!" Twilight informed, "Equestria is in grave danger!"

"Danger? Honey, the only danger here is PINKIE PIE!" I replied and said pony was waving her hoof as if she would die if it stopped waving. Twilight sat back, having her wing to hold the scroll down (so Pinkie wouldn't send it out the window) and gave a 'seriously? we're talking life and death' look... I think. I'm a terrible fanfic character so roll with how dense I am.

She gets up from... wait- we were seated? I shrugged and decided to get a better look around. We are in an all wood library/house in a dining room rearranged to be a meeting room when needed. All the ponies sat on their haunches over cushions while I sat "criss cross apple sauce" style as Twilight stood...

Oh my Zeus! (...Wait, Greeks suck.) Shes the shortest alicorn I've ever seen! The young princesses weren't that short! "Oh no!" escaped my lips followed by twitching Twilight ears, "What?! What's wrong?!"

"Something shrunk you! Was it Discord? Pinkie Pie?" I cried in a mostly serious tone. "Or is it just me?"

"Quit antagonizing me! ... Did I just say a LOOONG word??? :pinkiegasp: Wait... Chimmie-cherry-changa... Nevermind!"

"Really? I'm the same size as any average pony!" Twilight said confused.

"Exactly, aren't you good at magic? Or are you unable to fix your size? You lucky you're not as short or shorter than a foal!" I let out a gasp, "Or better yet, you'd be the most powerful midget alicorn princess! My little pony makes sense, now!"

"Box, control you friend," Twilight said between teeth trying to keep her calm.

"But Pinkie isn't doing anything wrong. Oh, you mean Lego! He's my brother... or master? Nah, I outgrew that phase."

"When was I your master?!" I asked, tilting my head.

"I REALLY don't want this! Equestria is in danger, the Elements can't be used, and he's calling me short. I already have a headache trying to find Rainbow and Pinkie's elements as it is!" Twilight said with her back to me. The whole time, Pinkie was quietly sipping tea and adding large amounts of sugar to her cup.

Silence. Silence fills the room... until we notice Box turning on a contraption he spawned with two red liquid-filled tubes, "Don't mind me! I am just doing things!" he said as Twilight left in a huff and returned with a stack of colorful folders.

"OK. Let's all be serious here, though its odd that Pinkie is silent... and machine sounds are unusual." I shook some thoughts back on track, "What I have in these folders are research and clues rated of importance from one to ten. One being harmless. We have records of confirmed and possibly fake facts, some about you, documented here." I tossed the files and let them slide on the table, using my magic to keep them together, "We have reasons to believe you have the skills and expertise that may allow us to find and capture future threats under Luna's eye and find out who or what is attacking Equestria. I don't always trust Discord... but thanks to Pinkie and their ability to predict danger, this threat can either kill or steal all forms of magic," as I finished, Jake stood and asked about 'Discord helping us' with tension in his voice and a twitching eye. Somehow he was leaning over the table, our faces close to each other, "Yeah... Can you sit down? Its kind of a long story... um... and as far as I'm concerned, he is... well... 67% reformed?"

Author's Note

We all have preferred beginnings. Hate the intro? START HERE!

8-25-2015
I am the 50/50 main character, there will be truth and lie that will be all true to Lego. Plus the pony interaction seems... off. I want to fix this the best I can.
I changed the "non fiction"s in the last part and replaced them with "confirmed" and "fake".

Spliceing and Diceing (Edited 8-28-2015)

Author's Note

Discord is a questionable friend just fyi.
There is some flash backs coming so prepare yourselves.
I forgot to mention, Lego is in books like Robin Hood or Big Foot. Yep.

8-28-2015
I'm fixing the conversation, making Discord Pie as sarcastic as editing and my skill can.
"I need an adult" is supposed to be what he said, but I thought regretting not would be better. I included a nice set of changes to the Fluttershy section.

Spliceing and Diceing (Edited 8-28-2015)

"WOOOOOOAH! Woah there pony! Reformed? Discord, Lord of Chaos and Slauter? Reformed?"

"SLAUTER?!" Twilight exclaimed, now the one needing to take a seat.

"History books? I love 'em a lot. I love 'em to pieces... He mass murdered me, Box, and many ponies! Reformed! Ponies, who can never return to life. Who only live once. Until that fateful one hundred years before his stoning, he focused on me and Box!" My finger seemed to have wings as it flew faster than Luna in the air, "You can make him soft, but reform is impossible to the max, and yes, I said 'to the max' to drill the warning into thick pony heads, who believed that last time! Unless this place actually advanced that much or found the kindest thing in existence, it wont work."

"That's why he only cares about Fluttershy," Pinkie said, slurping down sugar.

"Oh. ...Well. That sounds like him, always trying to find a pet, I guess."

"A pet? That isn't entirely worrying. But please, can you tell us more about the 'Lord of Slauter' side of him?" Twilight asked with another clip board, a scroll, and glasses teleporting into place.

"You are aware it's rude to spread rumors and talk about friends behind their backs, right Princess of Friendship? I mean, really?" I shook my head, "You only noticed the odd silence from Pinkie? tsk tsk. Shame on you for not questioning that. I'm actually bored of waiting here for a troll moment or plot development while you're here calling Twilight short and me a murderer," they all stared at me in anger, shock, and... whatever. Box simply ignores me after a second, "What? I lost a bet so I'm Twinkie for a day! Or less... heehee! This was not as fun as I hoped, sadly. Any way, keep going." I waved my hoof, "You were talking about 'that meanie Discord' and his shenanigans, right?"

Pinkiecord sat in it's seat drinking limitless tea from a sugar-filled gallon sized tea cup and tapping it's hooves. Twilight breaks the stunned silence with, "What are you doing, Box?"

"Nice save."

All eyes are on- Oh Luna, what the hay?! Discord Pie turns to me with at least fifty, more or less, blue eyes. He even opened his mouth to reveal more! Oh my Luna, my dear Luna, I am scared- no -grossed out of my mind! "Darn it, stop!" I cried, trying to look away.

"Discord stop!" Twilight said looking almost as green as grass, holding down her lunch like the rest of us as Discord covered himself in bleeding yellow eyes and big blue eyes. "Oh fine!" he-she said followed by a spin that turns him into a... a... Box starts staring at Pinkiecord... looking a bit slimmer than the actual Pinkie with a wet mane over it's face.

She gives him a wink that caused him to fall over like a statue. I got up to my feet, "That's it. You and me, outside, we fight!"

She regains his normal draconequus form as he smirks back, "Yo, Pinkie, times up! So you want to duel? Let's go!" As we walk out the door, Box injects me with a blue liquid before saying, "Temporary DNA splice. Remember our deal from earlier?" A shook my head, "OK, you currently have a temporary change as an edge. Good luck."

Discord pulls me outside with a yo-yo, flinging me towards him. My heart was pounding, senses felt weird, my old skills returning to me, and two swords in my hands... wait, two swords? I cut the rope with my left sword and caught Discord's talon with a sudden free hand before swing DiscAnvil over my head, almost resulting in being crushed by him landing on me with his new weight. I use that said Discord anvil to repair a "Smite II Bow" I had on me, cracking his body before I smacked Discord's head, missing him as he bound me in a snake hug...

I fell to my back, losing air as he tightened his grip. I flipped my hand and checked out my dual swords, one gold "Knock Back V" and stone "Flame IV".

"Hey... Dissy... go away!" I said, trying to sound awesome, before tapping his red tail with my gold sword as he flew off my body by the power of it's enchantment. "Wow, I should've said 'I needed an adult'. Meh." He recovered as Diskite and charged at me as a Discord-Dart train. I stuck TNT in the train from a distance, clotheslining the still speeding, but now returning Discord who switched our positions to catch and pile drive me as Royal Rumblecord... what? You have imagination, use it!

I pull my head out of the ground as Do Do Discord starts pecking at me, from behind a dark green chest plate slid past my legs and under me. "When in Rome, dress like Caesar!" I said, donning my only piece of armor... [EMERALD CHESTPLATE: BLAST RESISTANCE II] ...interesting. Discord bumped his beak and then slammed a minotaur fist at my head, I set a command block under me and teleported. Discord smashed it instead of me as I reappeared above him, impaling Discord with my gold sword and stabbing with my stone.

He was tossed from under me and was on fire, "Uncle! Oh, Uncle! I give!"

I doused him with a water bucket in time to see a butter blur dash over to me. "What are you doing to poor Discord?!" Fluttershy asked, her mane and rose adorned green dress flowing in the wind as her teeth gritted a rose. We double-taked as El Discoro (bull fighter... I guess?) held her with his red caped arm. I looked up to see I was wearing horns... so... LegoTorro? Screw it.

"My dear Fluttershy, we were just playing a game!" he placed his paw arm over his head in a 'woe was me' looking poise, "He challenged me, it got rough, and I lost FAIR! But alas friendship is with me- Well, actually no. But once again, it was against me in a flash!" in a flash of light, me and Discord wore bandages and I had a crutch as he had a hospital bed with an I.V. in his paw wrist and Nurse Shy holding a clip board next to him.

"Discord, please stop." she said in her soft voice, a crowd gathering around.

"But you look adorable~! I could eat you!" I was dressed as hay fries, Shy was mustard, and he was a ketchup-tarter sauce Discord.

I looked back to Twilight, "Can I see those files now?"

A few hours later, we looked through most of the files. Box was about make a permanent splice serum incase I gave him my ax or now its his [ALL GIVER] to keep, but who cares? He is messing with my blood and his blood in the machine, looking for the perfect blend worth giving me as I discuss with Twilight about some ideas.

"OK. Lets put Appleoosa and Las Pegasus together. Grab Canterlot 1A, 2D, 3E, Ponyville Pink File 10, Blue 7, 8, and 9." Twilight requested Spike to bring to the table, "I found our main focus in the form of these prints... and blue paws..." Twilight informed, showing the images.

My eyebrow rose as I began to remember, "Hold on..."

"We thought Discord was pulling something, but he denies it! I mean, what K9 or feline could make prints that can turn the ground, under it, blue?" Twilight asked rhetorically, pointing at the paws on each picture.

"Clearly, I'm wanted or being laughed at." I replied, leaning on the block of wood I sat on.

"What does it mean? I mean, why is it here to get your attention?" Twilight asked, "I don't think those 'Displaced'-"

"For one, I'm not wearing green stripes anytime soon," I looked up from the folders, "If this is a serious call for me... We'll be looking for 'Blue's Clues'."

"Who's Blue?" Spike asked.

"Clearly not me, are you?" I asked, to be honest I never had a good history with this. Either it means death or a call for help.

"Jake, I'm being serious." Twilight said, slamming a hoof.

"It's Lego! L-E-G-O. Meaning 'let's build' and I'm serious, too. You read about me finding a blue paw print, right?" I asked, looking for response, "No? OK. I found my first one as a bad joke, only I understand the joke. When I came here, I was dressed, and sort of still am, as Steve from a game called Minecraft." Twilight nodded, taking notes. "In my world, there's a show for toddlers, or foals in this world, called 'Blue's Clues' where the host Steve looks for three blue paw prints his dog leaves. Well for me: its either a taunt, a call for help, or a sign of death."

"So somepony is asking for help?" Twilight asked, a hoof on her chin.

"Doubt it. Since I haven't been free long, I doubt word spread within two days and a train ride nor do I think anybody believes I'm real."

"Really? I was well informed about your existence. By the way, how was banishment?" Twilight asked.

"Meh. Could've been worse." I shrugged, "Stay in a rotten cell, meet ponies I outlive, and curse the zebra that wouldn't take a smile as my reward for his rescue. When you can't die of hunger... endless ticking can drive you mad... until you're used to it."

"I'm sorry to hear that. By the way, what ticking?" Twilight asked.

"When I'm hungry, my stomach makes a patting sound as its unseen meter deteriorates and those pats grow louder into a ticking noise. Like an annoying bomb. Luckily the potion keeping me from starving to death expired, thanks to Pinkie, so now it can't follow me into this body nor any of the future ones."

"Interesting... Can do some research on you, later? Or maybe a survey?" she asked, "The books said you were sent to a planet called 'Jupiter'."

From that point on, we wasted time in conversation for a while... instead of preparing for danger.

Clue on Cottage! (Edited 9-14-2015)

I woke up in my spawned bed. Thanks to my new MOD powers, I finally have covers in any color besides plain red... though I need practice. The shade of green I currently have is not my color.

Throughout breakfast, Twilight was nagging about my bed blocking the door to the library. Well, excuuuse me princess, I didn't kick you out of a lab and direct you to the library to sleep in.

I then proceeded to place my bed in the kitchen, beside our table. There I emptied my inventory of everything I had. Weapons, Barn's hat, some mod items for example: parts for a 3D maneuver gear, and my emerald chest plate. Twilight gapes at me and the pony high amount of crap I had... oh and inventory items. "I did not... ew... Why or how do I even have this?! I'm deleting this stuff."

"Jake!"

"Lego." I quickly corrected.

"We do not say words like that! Studies show that young minds can get corrupted easier with those words!" Twilight exclaimed while floating a few documents.

"But Twilight, its LITERAL stuff!"

"WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!" she screams. "You call me short, eat my food when you can make your own, you snore like a pig, curse when Spike is around-"

"Sorry 'bout that," I said deleting some items along with my bed.

"-and interrupt me."

"Look, I sold my soul for my powers without warning. Ponyland is my purgatory where I outlive everyone." I lost what poker face I had and smirked when Twilight gave me a frown, "I'm just kidding! ...Or not really." I rubbed my neck, "Anyway, you learn to like this place and enjoy what you find. Like a midget princess!"

Her eyes locked onto me, her eyebrow rose while her ear twitched low behind her head. I swear I smelled smoke.

Apparently I tend to ramble, instead of being annoying in a weird non ADHD way, I became slightly offensive. I won't give details, but I happened to calm things down...

"Whaaat? Prison humor is funny. Riiight? Besides it might as well be true!" I said, before I blinked hard. "I almost went off topic..."

"I did some research last night before I turned off my lamp. Looks like we have something like 'Blue's Clues.'" She held out a book designed to look like a red chair, but it was a full book instead of a notepad. "Sky Saxophone's amazing incantations."

"Oh no." I breathed, either she was serious or joking- you decide. Twilight giggled at my response and grabbed a Ponyville Blue folder. Why blue? Rainbow Dash. Unless Pinkie is actually BLUE... not that Blue, shut up.

"Oh look over here, a picture! Did you know about Saxophone's teleportation magic? It allows some pony to go to a place they've never gone before!" she said with a twinkle in her eye. "Its a one way spell that has never been tested before." I grab all my stuff and deleted the new blocks of poo as Twilight reads aloud: "BLUE, BLUE HEAR ME OUT! LATCH ONTO FRIEND LEGO, SO HE CAN STOP THY WOE! Blue schedoo, we can too!"

OH MY... FICTIONAL GOD(dess)! Such simple words have never rustled my jimmies more than the time Box found Pony Netflix on the train! I'd rather watch 'Canterlot School Musical' at the scene where Flash Sentry almost kisses Twilight Spar- HOLD DA PHONE!!

I broke my train of disturbing thoughts as Twilight and the library grew around me followed by blinding light... the SUN!!! After falling from the sky, I looked around to see that I had appeared where the picture was taken- a cottage -and shivering ball of fluffy butter and pink colored something coward next to me in a ball. A pegasus.

"Y-you're... um..."

"Sorry if I scared you. Are you alright?" I said, looking down at her.

"Not to be rude, but you are-"

"Sorry. What was that?" I asked, lowering my head to hear better.

"Sir, ummm... you're... uh... you're standing on Angel Bunny's ear..." I feel a sudden tug as a white rabbit is pulling his ear from under my foot... I'm apparently so talented that I fell feet first. I release said foot and he tries to roundhouse kick my shin, no pain.

"Did you know there was a rabbit there?" I asked, dumb question since she told me to move off his ear!

She nods and replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!! ...sorry!"

"What're you sorry for? I probably need to clean my ears, wait I died... Never mind! No harm done!" Looking down at Angel, "Nothing major, hopefully, at least."

She nodded slowly and continued to hide behind her mane as she stood. I swear to Box, I think I saw a tumble weed in the distance... I broke the long silence with a question, "Uh, I think we've met before... yesterday?"

"Y-yes we have, but I don't think I got... your... umm... name?" Fluttershy winced as if I was going to Princess Celeslap her again... IN REAL LIFE, I did that ONCE in a game against Button Mash and I'm not planning on harming the 'real-deal'. If any Bronies made their way here: Fluttershy would be a queen, Rarity wouldn't get work done being 'BEST PONY', and Twilight might lock herself in the library resulting in a mob attacking me. I mean, there's already a few here I know that would.

But I don't know a Rarity- Button says she's real and she's in this town. Fluttershy tugs on my leg, breaking those pesky thoughts, "I said 'I'm Fluttershy, what's your name?'... ummm... If you want to tell me, that is..."

"Oh, sorry. My name is Lego Craft." I introduced, cycling random items in my hand as a trick to show how great I am. She tilts her head a bit, "Kraft? As in the mac 'n' cheese I feed my mice?"

"You have macaroni here, I-?" my attention was lead to a beautiful gold necklace with a pink butterfly in the middle with diamonds along the wings. It was pretty and shiny and the new topic, "That's a nice necklace you have there."

She looked down, "Oh yes! Discord found it in a river bank when we helped fix a beaver dam in Las Pegasus and found it in the ground beside the river. Rarity cleaned and lightened it so I can wear it... I'm glad you noticed!" Realization hit her as she took a step back, "If you don't mind... ummm... Why are you here?"

Break times over. Chop, chop, brain. "Oh yeah... there was a blue paw here, right?" I questioned.

"What about it? I've been trying to get rid of it for weeks and nothing works..."

"Did you see the animal who made it?" I was cut off by a sudden apple that knocks on my head from the ground below as the skilled rabbit was still angry or something. He had a book with him, waving his paw while he scowled. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Webster and Spanish-English dictionaries hurt worse!

"I'll be down, soon!" Fluttershy called down, after asking if I was fine. I heard that she's the Element of kindness, but I thought she should be a tree for some reason. Her quiet, caring nature of a woodland critter protector personality? I jumped to the ground as she hovered behind me, by her invitation we entered the cottage. I sat on a couch as she entered her kitchen, I spawned a carrot and munched on it as I waited. Angel stared at me as I replaced it with another carrot, then another, from nowhere.

I then proceeded to spawn and juggle three gold apples with more animals gaining interest when I ate said apples whole in one bite. Video game logic. I then spawned a water melon block and punched it revealing its round wedges, blowing a rat's mind by the paws touching then leaving its head with a tiny "boosh!" sounding from its mouth.

Fluttershy walked in with a bowel of salad on her muzzle and a plate with a tea set on her back as the animals squawked and squeaked in unison while I chugged my third water bucket and balanced two potatoes on my knee. I think Box's DNA mixture gave me skills beyond even my own belief!

Fluttershy looked at the empty buckets filled with my mess of watermelon shells and apple cores as I placed the third bucket on the ground and cleaned the last of my mess pile, "Alright, shows over! The freak is done." I said as Fluttershy dropped the salad that was caught mid-air by Angel. I placed my trash buckets in my inventory getting a gasp out of Fluttershy. To them, it looks like the item vanished with a *pop* in my grasp.

"How did you do that?" Fluttershy asked, setting down the plate with her wing and filling two tea cups by holding the pot with her hooves. "Oh, and do you still want tea?"

"Maaagiiic~! Or at least... I think so." I said with jazz hands. Don't judge me, hands are rare here. "Tea is good."

"That was amazing, anyway."

Suddenly, (unicorn) Box slams through the cottage doors as he was tossed by something. I caught him and inquired, "Why are Boxes flying through doors? I heard that was a Rainbows job!"

He looks up at me with a big, blue paw print on his face. "Tau... Taurt... crab... don let... im... goh!" he faints after those words as I lay him on the couch. I ran outside to see a muscular snake with crab pincers and crab legs that run along his side. In his tail he wields... oh you've got to be kidding me. His rattle holds Box's 'All Giver' iron axe.

"SNAB WINS! SNAB HAS POWERFUL TROPHIE! SNAB-"

"WILL SHUT THE BUCK UP AND YIELD!" I shouted with full diamond armor with emerald chest plate on. I made sure I had the two emerald swords I got from Box last night, deciding to save them for later and grab the guy. He is twice the size of Celestia, who is a head and a half taller than me.

"Snab Crake is waiting," he said, my plan was to toss him, though it may take a millennium of hard work. The serum can give me super skills, but not super strength? That's so fair. He then flung me in the air towards Fluttershy, but I'm not having THAT!

I stopped myself with a diamond hoe in the ground and landed as he charges at me! I gave him a few swipes from my hoe and tried to grab A.G. from his tail, but failed when he countered with an Iron Gollem's fist to my face.

The Gollem glared at me and swung for a second punch, I countered with both legs in the air over my head readying a double kick, that sent it back a foot or two and brings me back upright. With the hoe, I hung onto the swinging pincer from Snab and landed a round kick to the left side of his head and a swipe from my Flame II Stone sword before I fell. ...Landing on my feet again.

"oOOooooOH! Do you know how GOOD that fire felt?" Snab said in calm, creepy tone you hear in a white van.

He slashed A.G.'s blade at me and that distraction was followed by his gollem body slaming into me. He gets up to see me in a villager mask and freezes, probably contemplating on his life choices?

*CRUNCH*

Nevermind, Snab ended the gollem's existence with a single sweep from A.G. Rest in Peace, dude.

I look up from the ground to see a double rai- OH CRAP!! Twilight's crown is a... GIANT LASER OF DEATH!! "THISssssss ISssssss NOT OVAHR!!" Snab screams as he turns into stone, Rainbow Dash grabs All Giver from Crake's tail and drops it next to me with the blade in the ground next to my face.

"RAINBOW, be careful!" Rarity scolded.

At that Dash responds with, "What? He can't die!"

"I can still feel pain, ya moron!" I got up from dodging the laser, "And I would have to bury another me- Wait. How do you even know that?" I asked getting up, Rainbow simply mentions that Pinkie told everyone, "Equestria saved! Can I go home now?" I asked, dusting myself off.

"Actually no. Apparently dangerous creatures from Taurtarus and Canterlot Garden have escaped. Celestia fears they may want revenge on her, Luna, Equestria in general, Box, and finally... you."

This sounds cheesier than a certain dragon-man I know...

"Celestia informed me that they're all on their way to the 'Castle of the Pony Sisters', we recently fixed it. That being said, the result is putting Ponyville the danger zone. If you'd like, you can live with me, Zacora, or in the Castle.

Pinkie whispered in my ear, "Zacora is our local zebra friend, she lives in a hut in the forest."

Twilight continued, "She offered so that you can defend her home just in case. I'd recommend the castle, to be honest."

"I'm castle crashin'!" I paused, "How does Celestia know this stuff?"

"Discord and Luna- pretending to be Nightmare Moon -are spying for her. We agree that she is the final line of defense incase we fail, and by how you fought we might need to back you up when YOU fail!" Twilight said, ending with a worried tone.

"He won't fail," I said grabbing All Giver and drinking a instant health potion, "Alone without sufficient training, we suck. But both of us together we can handle this. Until we are fully trained, request guards to protect the Elements and prep us. This was a pawn and EVEN I failed to stop him! Out of the two of us, I could've injured him some and yet he got MY All Giver! If we all don't prepare, it'll go downhill WAAAY too fast."

THAT WAS A PAWN? WHAT HAS BOX BEEN FIGHTING TO CALL SNAB A PAWN?! Well whatever. Challenge Accepted!

Author's Note

Fluttershy Necklace is a reference to Matthew DePointe's fimfic "How To Drown a Butterfly", thank you, check his story out. I will put a link in, when I can.

9-14-2015
I meant to finish around 9-1 or 9-2, but school. Original Canon: Displopolis doesn't exist. Current Canon: It does, but he's unaware of the tons of Displaced there. If you're confused, check out my other story "The Great Fandom Man".
Also, the story mentioned above is still an awesome read.

A Gamer's Palace (Edited 9-14-2015)

My trek to the "Castle of the Pony Sisters"- or as I shortened it C.P.S. -was simple. Walk in the dark, chose one of three paths, regret asking Applebloom for a map, find manticore, punch manticore, run from manticore, get killed by manticore, tame a timber wolf, pick pocket my dead body, and use timber wolf as a camp fire with zombie and manticore meat roasting. I bet your shouting, there's no zombies in Equestria! No, durr. Like I'm going to admit to eating my old body!

Actually, this was a one time thing and it got me sick.

When I finally found Zacora's hut, I got a map that had an extra trail IN PURPLE and some tea. I think she called it an Arizona brew.

According to the map, this trail is out of sight... 'For the sake of the plot, silly!' and it turns out: you need to be a unicorn/alicorn, somepony with magic lenses, and/or an idiot with a rare Everfree map... that I can duplicate it, nulling rare part. And here I thought I was going to need a compass and sugar cane...

Being the guy with creative powers: I went to the dungeon and cleaned EVERYTHING. "Element of Harmony, Cleaning Crew! WE won't clean dungeons, remove traps, or bury long-dead bodies!" I call out to myself with an echo to respond.

Anyway, with all the dyes and wool I randomly spammed, I had the basics of a nice room. I placed torches in some places on the walls, in one cell is my bed and storage chest, another cell is my make-shift closet with a box Box gave me, and in a farther cell is where my console games are at. PC master race my flank!

There at the castle, I opened my box from Box and inside are some useful MOD items like a cloning chamber set, a bathroom set, an iphone with a 'caution! this is a weapon of mass destruction. no seriously, i shouldn't even have given you this!' written on it, some bedroom stuff I requested, and some Masterballs since I couldn't keep Bulbie.

Well, there's nothing to do... so um... I'll just explore?

I won't bore you with details all I did was walk, avoid traps, and found some out of place things. I found a cotton candy cloud, a green night cap, and Master Chief's helmet. The last one I put on and started 'pew pew'-ing like I was in the USMC fighting Covinent and pretending to fall in love with Cortana, an A.I.

I soon got bored and set up my game system, "I hope the Everfree Forest allows Wifi... it would probably be an Everfree Network... Wait, I need to set up my profile!" After quickly establishing my wifi problem and used the XBON LIVE account I set up at Twilight's place, I got the most important part in front of me.

Name: Legg0
Species: (There's no human) Minotaur.
Class: Swords Stallion
Element: Fire
Gender: M
Horoscope: Scorpio
Do you follow the SUN or MOON? "Whatever doesn't get me banished to either."
Bio: Can I have an account already?!

Friends? GameColt (Button), Box01, DW10 (Doctor), Apple Mark (Applebloom), MockingJay (Sweetie), RDRocks (Scootaloo)
Friend Request(s): Sh1mR, Loyalty, M00nM00n, and EyeOfPie

When everything was said and done, I popped in "Fighting is Magic: XBON Edition" to my console and created some characters while accepting my friend requests and waiting for my party. I invited everyone to a battle... surprisingly everyone was online and joined, accept Sh1mR and Box.

"Omigosh! Rainbow Dash is here?!"
"Of course I am, I'm in the game! Prepare to get REKT!"
"That's not a surprise."
"Don't ruin this for me."
"I hope my... um... D word we can't use around Pinkie didn't bother any of y'all too much..."
"D word? What D word?! There's Daisy, Daffadill, Down, Dork, Da-" "Mute."
"Are you aware that she can still hear you?"
"Unmute. Pinkie, please, just stop. We want this to be fun."
"...Dora, Dorry... okie, dokie, lokie! DOKIE! But I will ask later!"
"I couldn't find white text so I used this text, if that's okay."
"Sweetie Belle, green just might be your color. :eeyup: "
"But its turquios... :("
"Apple Mark, how did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"How did you place Sir Macintosh's head in the chat?"
"So... I'm ready if y'all are. Oh and incase this is here: Leeroy Jenkins!"

We decided to go for a "Death Battle" in Canterlot Wedding to test my character. 3 lives, no support, no power ups. Just our skills and items. Being a minotaur, I had "My Little Human" attached to my character. Rainbow had her character in a mech suit and Scootaloo's were in roller blades, testing my reaction time and speed. Luna had twin swords and her sister's hammer swinging at me while Button tried to snipe me. B B A X!! I took out my flame sword and let out a random combo and kept it out, deflecting apples and emeralds. Applebloom was a boxer while Sweetie was some sort of ninja.

"Shenobie! I'm a Shenobe!"
"How did-"
"I told her, you were thinking that!" Pinkie responded as... wait, they all have their own teams! Speed, close/long range, brawlers with projectiles... Regular Doctor came into view and fired Clown Pinkie out of a party cannon, we then proceeded hand-to-hoof combat. Luna returned with AB and SB adding to the closeness of the battle.

"I can't get a clear headshot! Giiirls!!" Button said through the mic. While nopony could attack me, they fought each other like normal. We fought with our avatars for some time with me, Button, Luna, and the Doctor left with one life.

"OK. This stinks, I'm leaving. ... WAIT! What's going on?!"
"Um... Luna just rammed- hey! I thought your avatar died?!"
"WHAT? I call hax!"
"No Button, its 'hacks'... I call shenanigans!"
"I died. I'm done. I'm tired. SO WHY THE HAY, AM I STILL HOLDING MY CONTRO- Woah!"
"Oh my sister! I can't let go either!"
"Hello playerz. You five have been chosen to fight in 'Gamer's Palace'! And what a lovely coincidence, our most beloved and fair ruler....'s sister is here!"
"sister..."
"That was rude... Who are you?!"
"I was getting to that, by the way. Lets speed this up, I'm Electron... probably change my name soon. :eeyup: I bring joy from Tartarus to the electronic world of gaming!"

I attempt to drop my controller only for it to be stuck to me. I can't delete it from my grasp, I suddenly look up at my horns and down to my hands holding my huge flame sword... Wait. I look around to see [Loyalty], [DW10], [GameColt], and [M00nM00n] in front of my looking at ourselves and our surrounding. We are in data Canterlot with a swarm of partially rendered changelings and broken buildings, a human that resembles Electro from Amazing Spiderman 2 is holding a microphone and talking to our 3D shape audience.

"This is awesome! Though, I'm probably going to avoid using my sniper."
"Ladies! ...and you three. Calm down, or you'll die faster!"
"OK. Let's play your game. Allons-y!"
"Finally you speak Doc... Blue text?"
"Atleast its a color."
"We already have a blue!"
"Her's is a light blue."
"Hey, maybe a nice red?"
"What? No!"
"Dude, nevermind. Can you use blue text, again? I won't judge this time."
"Her's is a light blue."
"DOES IT MATTER?! WE ARE STUCK IN MY FAVORITE GAME WITH A FREAK, FROM TARTARUS, WITH OUR LIVES ON THE LINE!"
"Rainbow, stop! Look above your name tag!"

Above Rainbow Dash's [Loyalty] was a half green, half red bar that slowly gained more red than green. I shook my free hand, and luckily, a splash potion of instant health appeared. I tossed it at Rainbow, her bar turned fully green before disappearing. "How did you do that? That's cool, but your avatar doesn't have that ability!" Electron said in awe, wonder, and (no pun intended) shock.

"What? I normally have these powers. Luna probably has her magic, right?"
"NO! NOPONY IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEIR NATURAL POWERS OR ABILITIES HERE! It is impossible! Moon butt and Loyalty have the flight of a regular pegasus, Moon butt again has the magic needed to wield her weapons and fire basic blasts, and you three have whatever nonspecial abilities that go with your characters... No! YOU CANNOT SPAWN ITEMS!"
"But, I can do that in real life and its an ability spawned from a video game."

He circles me in an alarming pace, if my character needed to breath, that I would suffocate. He grimaced a few times, snickered, shook his head, then face palmed. His face glitched a bit before it showed a look of anger. "Wow. Nothing. No connection to the outside world, no mind control, not even... Oh my Luna... Are you- HA HAA HA HOO HA!!! OM MY CELESTIA, LUNA, WHOEVER! THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING!"

"If you don't mind me breaking up your new found bromance, I'm in a position where lives plural is on the line."
"Yeah, I'm too excited yet scared to wait!"
"So what? Do we fight each other or team up to fight you?"
"Funny, you should mention that. You all have to fight wave after wave of my army! If you die, you die in both real life and this life. Even if you are immortal! Luckly, you have cheater here with you."
"Electrode or whatever your called..." "Electron." "...you can't kill me!"
"Didn't I say 'even if you're immortal'? I mean, that fact has Luna shaking!"

I chuckle a bit before stabbing myself through the heart, I respawn next to my avatar's body as me dressed like my avatar. "Now kids, don't try that at home!" I bowed as our host looked upon me with another shocked expression. I grab a second flame sword as my old body had nothing worth salvaging, beyond what I already have, and despawned. I looked myself over noticing the tail was gone and the horns were still there, "Are you the final boss? I bet I can beat you without dying."

Author's Note

(9-14-2015)
I just realized that I called the castle "Child Protective Services". I'm still keeping the acronym.
PC doesn't work in Equestria unless you have an interdimentional hotspot.
I'm not editing anything past the chat section. I don't know why, but it feels instinctual.

Do NOT bet with lives in the balance!

"Nope. All of you. Though, now that you're here I can LEVEL UP! Get it? I said 'level up' instead of 'increase difficulty' and you're all going to die!" Electron said giggling and rising.
"YOUR JOKES ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!!"
"Jake- Lego- WHOEVER YOU ARE!! Can we not anger our exe- OW -WHAT THE HAY?!"

Rainbow was sniped by a terrible sniper, who barely damaged her. Button suddenly returned fire, earning a 10 mare killstreak and saved Doctor. I spin both my flame swords in a battle position as Luna readied her hammer and twin swords and Rainbow activated her energy weapons. "I prefer Lego, or my tag. Luna, Rainbow, stay skybound. Button-" "Not Button." "- GameColt will snipe far off bogies and snipers. Me and DW10 will protect him. As you've seen, I will act as a medic and flesh shield... Possibly a bezerker or crazy warrior."
"Who made you leader?" Doctor asked as I burned multiple enemies to a crisp with a tap.
"On account I did a similar plan, my part and sky plan, thats been foal proof..." I said, smiling as a flame grenade exploded behind me.
"We don't have time to vote, anyway," RD said from overhead, launching a rainbow laser at the changlings that spawned before her, "Besides, are you doing anything? Looks like you're just bickering! Are you even usefull?"

Without response, Doctor pushes GameColt and takes a stab wound to his hind leg. He bucks a cloaked enemy with his good leg before a sloppy uppercut to the jaw of another one, "Im far smarter and can see these guys! MEDIC~!"

I toss an [INSTANT HEALTH SPLASH POTION] at him, bringing his shot leg back to normal. He makes a whirring sound that summons a metal dog with 'K-9' branded on it's sides, from the nose multiple lasers delete our unseen forces that were about closing in on some of us. The dog starts flying and shooting only to be scurered by Luna. "LUUUNAAA! He was on our side!" I cried as Luna stared our shredded ally.

"Is it even possible to kill a summon? Sweetie Belle?! WE'RE IN HERE!!" Button continued shouting as if a one way conversation had occured. We suddenly hear fumbling as Button's mouth is making the sounds followed by a familiar voice, "OMIGOSH, THIS IS SOOO COOL! Not really since we may die for real! I can't remove your controller, its almost like school except with a console! Sweetie, quit controlling my mouth! Am I controlling your mouth?"

While this is going on, Doctor grabs a fallen stopwatch and knife that turns him invisable. Then my mouth starts moving with a shriek, "DASHIE GET DOWN HERE! WEARESTILLTHROWINGA 'Welcome to the Castle/Lego is in trouble' PARTYANDWENEEDTOGOTOCANTERLOTSOONTOOFORREASONS!!" Erm Mah Gerd, does Pinkie Pie even need oxygen to breath!

"Pinkie get Twilight, were trapped within our game!"
"I'm here Rainbow Dash, head start, whatever enchantment got you, Jake, and Luna inside the virtual world seems to be a layered spell with traps that, from here, could kill either just Luna... or all of you. Except Jake. He is screwed." Twilight said from Luna's mouth. The princess scrunches her snout then stares at the rest of us as Pinkie starts rambling without pause for my voice and Button's distraction with Sweetie while our host is shaking his head.

"ENOUGH! EyeOfPie and MockingJay LOG IN!!"

With a double flash of light, half rendered Canterlot Wedding Siege became a blazing hot Tartarus with blue demons and environment hazards all around. With us is M00nM00n(1) Twilight as unicorn Twilight, Clown Pinkie, and 'Shenobe' Sweetie belle. "I BLAME PINKIE PIE!"

[Chaos :)] JOINING... ... ... ... DONE.
"THIS IS A PRIVATE GAME! WHO Is it? ohhh no. NO. DISCORD!!"

"Now, don't be like that!" said Discord as a grey unicorn with a black mane and tail holding a inflatable hammer in his blue magic. He proceeds to talk with Electron while causing enemies to self-destruct in our faces. "So much for an epic battle!" I screamed as our group huddled together.

[Box01] JOINING... DONE. "Discord invited me. Let's make a deal EEL!" said a deep voice coming from Box. He looked like himself, like the Doctor, but lacked any feeling of awesome... except for the pheonix on his back.

"OK... Who else is coming?"
"So far nopony else! This part of the story was forgotten looong ago! Discord was a mistake and Box is here to keep the title true! Its 'A Boy and his Box' for a reason, silly! The boy needs his box as Box needs Lego. I think the storys author should cram a pointless chapter about it or make the reunions wierd... OH OH OH! HESHOULD SLOWLYEVELOPETHEIRRELATIONSHIPASLEGO'SRETURNSLOWLYSINKSINTOTHEMINDOFBOX!!!"
"Pinkie is crazy. Let's agree together..."

All heads nod on cue while Luna whispers, "sister banish me, tonight sucks!"

"Good news my little ponies!" Discord esclaimed, clasping his hooves together, "Everyone can leave... except for Box and 'Leggo my Eggo'!"

Everyone left the server and returned to the real world except for Electron, Discord, myself, and a giggling Box. Discord's avatar retured to real Discord's draconequis form with a referee outfit. He blows a whistle before talking, "This gone be a clean fight. So clean and chaotic that I cannot tell who is breaking rules."

"What?"
"No punches below the belt, only monkey boy has one... lucky son-of-a-gun! No strikes to heads, three strikes yer OUTTHERE! So don't miss. This is a two against one so... um... no offending Fluttershy!! No knives in gun fights! Four score and a millenia ago, ponies fough with hooves... hit 'em hard, no mercy. Talk about Equestria Girls and I might join... um..."
"GET TO A STOPPING POINT, I HAVE A ROBOT REBELLION TO PLANT!!"

After a moment of standing in silence, Box leaps at Discord and tosses him at Electron. "No rules! VIVA LA LUNA!!" Box cries as he rushes over to a ready-to-fight Electron that recovers from the Discord lobbing. While the two were in hand to hoof combat, I ran around the two and suplexed Electron. As he reacts, the guy grabs Box to go down with him absorbing the damage. My 'flame blades' returned to my hands as I stab (getting electricuted in the process) and slightly burn him.

He spawns some enemies to destract me... boom. flame grenades. I turn my head to meet a glowing fist as I am sent flying a ways off. I run up to him and 'flame twirl', somehow causing damage to him. He tries to high kick me only for my horned head upper cut harmed us both. Box drops to the ground as a pegasus and starts a few mid-air kick to Electron's face, I follow up with some low-ground jabs and an upward punch to keep his head up.

We have no real fighting technique, I never had. All my teachers were ponies and griffons so the only real technique was: punch, jab, three basic kicks, block, dodge, and a special attack that works as a counter... BUCK A LEG OR SOMEPONY'S FACE!!! I swear, it's because I'm different or something...

A slight shock to my feet broke me from my thought as both hands are planted on the ground and my feet are airborne with unicorn Box shielding himself from the lightning stream hitting his bubble. My legs fall as I'm laying on my back looking at an upsidedown red Electron, apparently bucking him with some incredible force to send him far off KO'd. I would celebrate but I had a STRENGTH III splashed on me from Box. He told me later that together we formed a X24 combo and filled a meter, Pinkie held A on my controller summoning our team move... Well, that was hard to believe. It was an accident, all of it.

Castle Crashers! (Edited 9-15-2015)

Hello. My name is Lego Craft, formerly known as Jake. I think I'm 5" or 6" tall, I'm dressed like Steve from Mine Craft with box legs to match, and I wear a red banada around my neck to complement my ginger hair. I've been in a dungeon so long that my age is unknown and I see dead ponies. OoooooOOOOoooo~ Actually just one.

I would be living in Canterlot Castle, but seeing as the Equestrian equivalent of 'all hell broke loose' recently happened: I am renting a space in the Castle of the Pony Sisters. To be honest: I'm either calling it CPS or Everfree Castle, this place has so many secrets and traps with unexplained items scattered around that I might want to stay in my room or the foyer.

I have the strength and skills of Steve? in Survival Mode and the powers of Creative Mode recently enhanced with a DNA splice serum Box made... so I have weak MOD powers to master. I have no clue what all I can do besides being ambidextrous and party tricks, so I hope I can parkour or something.

I came to this world long ago with a pony with box legs named... Box. Yeah, how original! He named himself that, lives in a house that looks like Discord's vacation home on the inside, and introduced gaming to Equestria using red stone dust and magic.

Box legs. I think there's a trend here.

Box wields an iron ax (that used to be mine) he named 'All Giver', using the powers I share with it as a crutch to use his FULL MOD powers. He can change his form among the three basic pony races and can morph with said MOD powers. Box might be the OP one out the two of us, using his ax to not only unlock his full potential, but make himself feared/respected. With that in mind, he was trained by the best guards of history and retain those skills, despite slacking off for some years.

There's a running gag that annoys me... a lot. When I find Blue's clues, its best to be cautious, because so far I've only dealt with two freaks: Snab Crake and Electron- who kicked our butts. Thanks to them we now realize how weak we are by ourselves against the "simple pawns" of Tartarus. This makes me fear whether more a powerful foe will appear and the full extent of a 'Tartarus Knight' if one were to appear. We are also investigating as to who might be the leader. For obvious reasons, its not Discord even though I am keeping him on the 'suspect list'.

Day 10... or 13?
Doesn't matter because, there is nothing to do! Isn't the Everfree Forest supposed to be dark and dangerous? The only danger here is a snake and cockatrice!

I only brought iron gear to battle, but failed with my reward being awesome looking, venom filled statues. The ones I didn't think build my ego were broken to rubble for their stone and venom.

Box came today and left behind a set of cloning chambers, adding to the look of my renovated dungeon room. I think nopony else can make a windowless, cold, and possible haunted gloom room into a combination of... Bright, friendly colors and random technology. No seriously, it looks like rainbows and blocks barfed on a heartless, mad scientist's room.

Through the grapevine, I heard Twilight and Co. were going to the Chrystal Empire with Box. I decided to do things too like eat porkchops... while I just sit here... on my bed... playing Halo: Reach with Discord. What.

My brain seemed to process faster than my body as I shouted, "Discord, what're you doing here?!"

"What? I'm here to tell you what the main characters are doing without us." he said matter-of-factly. "Well, except Spike and Bad-Vampire-Book Princess."

"So what's up?" I asked, pausing my game.

He walked over to my TV, connecting some circuit as fuzzy images appeared, "Ah, as predicted, Twilight is screaming in another world! Spike is a dog?" Redirecting some limbs he added, "Interesting. The apple one is selling apples... again somehow. Pink pony is blabbing! Oh, the flapping of her random, chaotic mouth! She is pretending to be a transformer... BUY OUR TOYS!" His head was balancing on his seventh foot, creating a new image of colorful slime before swapping horn and antler, "And Butterfly is talking about me to Sun Butt... The usual 'friendship' report." He said arranging his horns like TV antennas. He fixed himself, returning my TV to normal.

"Another world?" I asked as Discord's Spartan snipes me down as I unpause the game. "Boom! Heahshot! Oh, yeah, human world. Nothing special. Tia's old student returned and stole Twilight's crown... Portal opens every 30 moons. Race against time and all that jazz- HA! No scope, n00b!"

"You're sniping with a grenade, stop it!" I paused the game, scowling. "You mean Sunset Shimmer? WAIT! She told me that portal could never reopen..."

"Who? Lulu or Tia? And how do you know mini Sun Butt?"

"My brony brother in my home world. Celestia, duh. She introduced me to the portal after...things. She also sent a letter during- I HAVE TO GET THERE! Human. World! Good bye, pastel ponies!" I cried, turning off my XBON.

"And suppose, since that portal has a three day window, how do you plan to get there on time?" Discord asked a growing grin forming on his floating head's face.

A human world open every 30 moons, under my nose for all of Luna's banishment and... Celestia forgot about me years ago! that. jerk. And what if he's right? Three days window and a four day trip by train- Discord. What if I can trust him? Get out of Equestria, out of this pony place... am I tearing up? OK. What would I do on my return? Go through portal, find brother, and return with him.

"Dissy, ol' buddy. Ol' pal? Wanna cause some chaos?" I ask with him almost leaning on me, fluttering his eyes. "Both noticeable and unnoticeable?"

"Why would you want little, old me doing such a thing?" Grannycord asked, a paw around a walker and a talon on my arm.

I watched my clock when we materialized inside of snowmen on the outskirts of the Crystal Empire. Almost quarter sun and more than three quarter moon- a few hours after midnight, I think. Apparently I do have parkour skills that rely on my hands more than feet. We would teleport inside the castle, but there are three alicorns, trained to sense chaotic magic in their sleep... minus Luna. She is ending her nighttime rule with either Super Ruby Bros or Black HOPS II again. ...As I've been told.

Luckily, Discord's transformations use nearly no traceable chaos magic so Glidercord is a go.

I climb onto the building he's on, jumping off we glide onto the roof of the barracks and hide in the shadows. All the guard ponies are dart proof except for one, Flash Sentry.

Ugh... forget the movie... can't be the same Flash, right? I mean, they have to sing about Twilight being prom princess in a cafeteria. And I bet his voice sucks.

After knocking out Flash, Discord drags his body over to me. I cut off a tiny piece of Flashes tail hair and EAT it... gross.

"What are you doing?" Discord asked slightly amused at my tiny bit of random hair-eating.

"Ugh, I have some of Box's DNA in me. Shut up, it was from a splice serum. He has a power that allows him to eat anything and turn into whatever DNA he acquired. He could be whoever he wanted to be..." My spine began to tingle then stopped, so I continued, "So by that logic, I have limited morphing powers. Honestly, I have no clue what all I can do, so may be I can disguise myself as Flash?"

"If not?" Discord asked, his smile huge.

I gagged outwardly and shrieked internally before replying, "Well, then I might need a phsychia- phsychio? A doctor. A mental doctor or therapist."

"Fascinating," he replied with Twilight's mane in a bun and glasses on himself.

I focused as hard as I could on being Flash, it worked in Animorphs... Nothing is happening! Suddenly, Discord was munching on something on a stick, "Corndog?" he offered. I shrugged, reaching for it as my hand turned black and became an orange hoof.

I stopped and looked at myself as Flash. Seriously? All that useless focusing and a corndog triggers the transformation. I knocked out Flash again as he began to wake and placed gold armor on me, MAGICALLY resembling EXACTLY like his armor.

"Discord-" I stopped, recognizing my own voice, "My voice didn't change!" I tried to fish for an idea, but received none, "Screw it. I promised chaos, so ya wanna prank some humans?"

The next details don't matter. Shadowcord spoke for me as I tried to stay in sync with him. I accidentally found Rarity's room... you can guess what I did with some nearby scissors, thoughts of marshmallows, and what Discord did with a pulley system and a pie.

Speaking of pie, Pinkie Pie was guarding the portal, waiting for whatever came out... you know after a second pink pony appearing through the mirror and the fact Rarity's delicate hooves are making a loud noise on the floor isn't a good mixture for spies. Wait, second Pinkie?!

Seeing the second Pinkie startled me and my hooves made a 'cloppedy click clop' sound took out all the stealth I was going for.

"Rarity! I thought you went to bed already, what's up?" said the first Pinkie almost in Box's suspicious voice. Aw crap. Box is guarding the portal to cover Pinkie going through said portal. Box Pie's body turns a midnight black before changing shape and returning to a clean white earth stallion with flame hair, blue eyes, and box legs with a pencil cutie mark on the back legs.

"I hope you don't tell Celestia what happened here. Pinkie wanted to talk to her other self about Twilight, roping me in." he said motioning to the guilty party pony.

"She was nice too... She even told me about Twilight's new crush! He plays a guitar- Aaand we can gossip about it later, if you promise to keep it between the three of us." she said. I nod as she smiles and bounces towards the doors, "Thanks Rarity."

After Pinkie left it was just me and Box (and Discord too, but he's just my shadow) in the room.

"So what brings you in here?" Box asked.

I followed Discord's lead, rising my snout, "hmph! I just wanted to-!"

"Shut up Discord. I was asking Jake." Box said narrowing his eyes from Shadowcord to the dramatic muzzle-in-air me, who tried to keep composure. Now, when Box calls me by my old name things get serious. Waaay too serious for comfort. "I know how Rarity acts because I've seen plenty more ponies like that in my years. Also you have two thick shadows, one that's not in sync with their body."

"Well! Whatever would give you such an idea!" I mouthed, beads of sweat seemingly materialized.

"Your mouth is moving slower than your voice and a lady keeps eye contact during a conversation. And as an added BONUS you should sound like Bat Mare right now. With the lack of rest thinking about Twilight, your voice ain't groggy nor a little hoarse also-"

Discord lunged at Box and held him in his carpet form, "Run, my boy! Run!" I ran towards the portal as my normal self and entered a rainbow tunnel.

Lego ran into the portal and just as fast returning shouting, "Nope! Nope! Nope!" We left the castle slowly then added speed, Lego's walk of shame died down and our dash of muffled laughter. He got revenge and I got a petty prank, its sad that we couldn't stay long, we didn't just prank one pony. Lets just say I went too far with a clown theme and turned Rarity into the Joker. "Oh, my mane! My beautiful mane!" I can imagine it!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! OH LUNA, NOT A-GAIN!!!" Rarity screamed as we were a distance from the castle.

"Again? Well that was disappointing..." Discord sighed as he placed his ear back on his head.

"Oh yeah? It was a human world! Just not mine... And besides, I'd rather be a human freak in a pony world!"

"Well, look on the bright side. Another new beginning in a town of new beggings, LITTERALLY." Discord encouraged, "I'm free, your free, an empire is free, freedom!"

"I thought that was Prance." I said, I heard a squeak as I stood on a whoopee cushion with a blue paw in front of it.

Discord followed my gaze and smirked, "A clue? A clue!"

Author's Note

(9-15-2015)
-Jake wanted everyone to call him Lego Craft to keep with the name trend. PJ renamed himself Box with better results.
-I really want to mention Discord's house, but I'm not until after a new chapter is made.
-I need to mention that Box has been busy so I made him as much as a super soldier as possible.
-Exposition? Huh. I should avoid that later on when I make a new chapter or edit old ones.
-This chapter made Lego look like a jerk, but really, 3 days in human world! Who wouldn't take the chance?!

Shave Rave (Edited: 9-24-2015)

Me and Discord- yes, Discord- successfully transitioned from the Chrystal Empire to the Everfree Forest through a worm hole. I'm thinking of what punishment is upon me for leaving Ponyville and the prank we pulled, as we exit I step on something that squeaks (or 'poots') to find a Blue's clue.

I'm not looking for Blue's Clues...

If you had a childhood that hasn't been ruined by Joe yet, lucky you I barely made it out 'alive'. But still, as stated, Steve and Joe are looking for blue paws, but I'm not.

In this moment I dare not to move, the symbol bringing a different meaning to me. So what if I can't permanently die? Pain is still pain. Pain from death sucks the most when its long, merciless one!

SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRESCHTCHRRRRRRRRRR

"OK, fun fact: I can probably die and fear death itself despite being a 'Lord of Chaos'... but this guy, I can overpower him if he was a little more predictable," Discord whispered, "I recognize that tail anywhe-"

BWA BWA CHU CHU CHU BZZZZZZZK!!!

Dubstep and train noises start playing and a heavy fog blocks my two important sences: sight and hearing. Obviously Discord knows this guy and I don't, so if the lord of pranks and murder is uneasy, obviously so would I. My emerald chestplate and diamond armor is put into place and my twin emerald swords, flame axe, and push away 'budder' sword is ready with flame bow incase I can spawn arrows. I take a swig from a night potion with the affect of seeing the fog in the dark.

"Well, that's-" I was cut off by a tiger paw that pushed me to the ground as something resembling an armor plated tail with an electric saw blade swipes for me from the fog, and three neon glow rings hanging near the blade. WHAT. The rest of the paw that saved me revealed a Backpack Discord with ear plugs. He inserts the buds in my left ear and attaches himself to my back.

"Testing... testing... 1 and 2! Can you hear me? Nod if you can, this is a bit one-sided," informed Discord from the plugs. I gave a hasty nod in response as he comments, "The cleverness! Razzer would never cause a rave battlefield! To be honest, this 'dubstep' sounds like garbage everytime a 'dropped bass' happens..." I tilted my head, Discord replying, "What? I prefer Polka."

Wait, I think Earth has this "dubstep"!

My thought was interrupted by pull on my arms blocking and a very sloppy counter.

"Kid, pay attention!" Discord scolded. I wave my hand over my face, attempting to tell him, "Seriously? I cannot see!"

"Oh, well its not my fault," he replied followed by a grunt. He then giggled as something soft tickles my nose and my focus brings me to a blue feather, "Bonappatité!"

What is he-? Oh! Ew. I hope he has ketchup or something! I bit down on the feather and tried to eat it. I choked on it before Discord managed to save me, liquefying the feather. I hope there's a MOD or more Box has to be hiding, so I can avoid this.

Well, no mech suit. So if corndogs turned me into Flash, I wonder if a certain pony can turn me into Discord.

Celestia- nope.
Luna- nope.
Fluttershy- SERIOUSLY?! THEY'RE BFFs THIS SHOULD WORK!

Discord... wait... My body turns black and shifts, becoming Discord with a Discord backpack still on me. Not fair, but then again I became Rarity the same way... But, a pony eating a corndog? I can't see it happening...

Hey I can see lights! I can see and feel every current argument, mess, and just chaos in general in the area! I can even see neon rings floating in mid-air! The rings lunge at me as I dodged the limb it was on, appearing in a tree after dodging. "How did you know there was a tree there? Or tell me later," real Discord said. "In fact, never mind."

Discord removed himself giving my wings their space, "I'll be back." I bring my swords back to my- I put on some leather gloves to fix reader confusion. From the tree I belly flopped to the ground and did the worm towards the neon rings, while holding my swords. For some reason, I know how to use my chaos.

Wearing them is a... best way to describe this is if Micheal Bay's Shredder had a baby with Wolverine (or Predator. Take your pick.) as an armored centaur with a lizard head. Give me credit for trying to describe a metal beast in a fog with night vision Discord eyes! "Senpai" notices me and tries to stomp on- WHERE ON THIS GUYS BODY CANT YOU FIND SPIKES OR KNIVES?! I dodge my impalement with determination to not be caught dead looking like my immortal enemy!

He attempts to stomp me again while saw me in two with his tail. I teleported a small distance, his vertical body leans over in a pouncing stance as his tail curves over like a scorpion. He lunges for me only to stop in place as Coyboy 'Cord has Razzer's hind legs tied together with a rope with the other end tied to a tree. He cuts the rope and chops the tree in pieces onto the draconequis, fast sharp and strong. Razzer circles me as the music's volume lowered.

"I saw you morph. I'll go easy on you-" Razzer spoke in a voice that sounded as if he was Alfa from UP. He was cut off by a pair of laughs, one muffled under a tree and one at his face. He grunted, "Stop that or else I will rain hell down on your village and swallow your intestines-" silence between two Discords, "- like ramen! You will wish I ripped your hearts out and made you drink sulfur!"

"Which one?" I asked, pointing at my actual heart as I began to shift to normal then my health.

"What?" he asked, not catching on.

"Real or digital? Screw it, I died so many times I don't think I've ever seen my own beating heart! Except for that one time I roasted a dead me, buuut that's another thing." I said in my usual form. My swords still in leather gloves, WOW! I should wear gloves more often. "A rather disturbing thing. In fact, don't imagine me cooking myself over a fire."

"Wait what?" Razzer asked with wide eyes.

"I AM IMMORTAL! Is a hint really needed? I accidentally brought my last head!" I shouted, showing of my scared stone face, "My death by cockatrice is true art... Except when I mess up or the burning feeling in my lungs from lack of O2 comes up."

He backs up a bit, rising to his usual height. Shaking his head, he dashes for me as I roll under him, slashing his underbelly with no lasting wound on him. I search my spawn menu in the silhouette section to grab a circle for SOMETHING METAL PIERCING.

Instead I find Captain America's shield and Thor's hammer... Mjoir? I digress. It attaches itself to the ground before I switch it for the shield. I block the sudden rush attack and claws from my foe, finding my diamond hoe and pair it with the shield as I hook onto the claw and swing myself over him dropping "the power of Thor" onto his back.

The hammer pins down Razzer as Discord finally frees himself from the tree. "Nice of you to join-"

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

I was cut off as Razzer lets out a ear-piercing screech followed by Discord gaging him with chainmail sock and tying his arms together. Razzer's tail was typed to his torso, out of reach. After searching my surroundings... nothing, I spoke up, "That was too lucky..."

"I'm guessing you're a livid dreamer?" Luna asked. Leaving the three of us more stunned than angry and disappointed.

"LUNA?!" Discord exclaimed, he paused and focused as a hot draconeuis Luna in a bikini formed and vanished.

"...Or not. I am here to remind you three of who put you to sleep. Long story short, Razzer actually killed you two 38 times and went mad from your respawnings, Box retrieved your items, and the Discord here forgot that he came back for you... so um..."

"I can't die?!" Discord asked adding to the suspense in the silence as we waited for his face to catch up with his voice.

"Discord, you unleashed an unstoppable cloud of chaos in your sleep. Its been looming over Ponyville for weeks and... well..."

"Why is it unstoppable?" I asked as Luna turned, thinking a reply. "Its a cloud! Pegasus magic the crap out of it!"

"Nopony can get close enough to disable it nor can anybody stop it from inside its anti-magic field. Its a form of chaos that baffles me. A 'rustling of my jimmies', if you will..." she paused, "Ms. Pie's phrase."

"GET ON WITH IT! I can't handle not knowing my own chaos!" Discord said on a couch with Razzer laying down next to him with more bindings, the hammer on his side, and a vase over his tail saw. He got off the couch, showing the French girl painting he made of the beast. "Nice shoulder spikes."

"Box dubbed it as 'Lyra's Dream' and 'Anthro Smoke' on separate occasions... um... If that counts as hint or not... You might want to brace thineself..." she said as she vanished.

"So does this mean I can't spawn Cap's shield or roll?" I asked the absent Luna.

(About 4 or 5 Weeks Ago)

I finally found it! As I closed the door to the Carousel Boutique, I returned to my pony form still wearing the jeans I made. With designs and documents in my saddle bag with All Giver strapped to one bag. Wool and dyes filled my inventory, so if I was to do this, I'd better grab the expert. A moment a sound of clattering and two screams were heard, no doubt my entrance brought a little Lyra Dream into the building.

A little filly ran down nearby screaming "SPIDER!" while as a human-pony hybrid turned pure pony in an instant screamed "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! :raritydespair: " both stopping at each other. Their screaming ended as I cleared my voice.

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!" Rarity shouts then realized she had a hoof in front of her, "...um...Bad hair?" She added with a blush.

"Sounds more than that. From what I saw, regrettably, was that you experienced a taste of the chaos outside. I need a tall favor and its been forever since I said this: Diamonds, emeralds, as well as gold are no objects." Box said summoning the items and placing them in front of him, "This so far is Ponyville big. If this thing grows or moves more, labor could be needed putting you out of business and into a fashion empire. Or even those in Canterlot... I can NOT do THIS alone."

"But what can I do against this threat?" Rarity asked, Box removed his saddle bags in the modeling room as the three entered. "Wait! You may want to stop here."

He tossed some rainbow jumpsuits at them then followed by, "Its probably gone, but just in case wear these."

We sat in the center as only I transformed, shocking the two, "Interesting... Keeps the cloud out and IN. Anyway, I'm an expert on this species. In fact, he has a job defending Ponyville... and sucks. Even giving him a little bit of my power isn't- Back on track, we have to hurry, not only will this prevent mental scars and awkward moments, it can prevent exposure to this cloud. So far its a cloud... diseases are clouds too."

"Get to the point, dear," Rarity chided the slightly nervous Box.

He looked between the two ponies as they looked at each other for a moment before continuing, "This is a good- no, GREAT opportunity to make dresses and casual wear for these semiponies. I can fund AND support in the labor and fabric department. You provide the style, since not everything is 'function over form'."

The doors fling open as toga crusaders entered the boutique, letting more cloud in. "Mr. Box, we might 'ave a problem!" Applebloom shouted.

"What is it?!" Box asked.

Scootaloo's wings buzzed as she spoke, "Spider! Literal giant spider just destroyed a few homes a part of town hall!!"

"Well, I wonder if Equestria will get a Spider Man out of this? Anyway, I will try to stop it!" Box declared. He replaced what he wore with a suit in rapid succession so fast nopony realized the change. Box also emptied his inventory and grabbed All Giver, "Try is what I will do!"

Author's Note

(9-18-2015)
-The ending to the last chapter and this chapter is dumb. Trying to correct my mistakes and read my work, I'm assuming that I never gave a flying feather like I do now.
-Trainstep. Reading this gave me a new headcanon called the Trainstep.
(9-24-2015)
-What kind of name is Shave Rave?!
-Discord prefers Polka than Dubstep.
-Discord doesn't feel like Discord. I must edit him the best I can!
-The flow was destroyed when Luna showed up. (Like there was one to begin with.)
-The ending sucks. I'm not doing heavy editing, but what I did helped a bit.

Discord. Its always DISCORD. (Edited 9-25-2015 Not Done.)

The year is... BC? Before Cellphone? Hi my name is Jake and I'm the hero of Equestria, walking with me is PJ. He wants no glory for unknown reasons, my humble pony I guess. Its been a week since Discord's defeat and we won't bore you with details about our "Epic Battle"...

Flashback to a week ago.

"BEG FOR IT! BEG FOR YOUR LIFE OR ELSE, I'LL END THIS EARLY!" I screamed over a bloodied- blue blood, huh -Discord with an equally bloody- red blood?! what the heck?! -sword.

Little did I know, Discord's tail went to one of my dead bodies and grabbed a shovel so that he can pull a nearby poison bow with scattered arrows closer to himself.

With his magic distracting me and his tail doing his bidding, he ended my life again with a poison arrow that took away the half heart that kept me alive.

I woke up with PJ hopping around in unshakable excitement, "Jake! JAKE! Can you believe it?!" I followed his gaze to two horses with wings and a horn each with a frozen Discord statue in front of them.

Yeah... nope. We traveled about... South East?
o/ o/ AAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaahh aaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh~ o/ o/

What was that magestic music? We followed the tone to three little fillies singing, it was beautiful yet more pitiful sounding when you get close. They ended their medly to look at their cracked rubies, held by a black string around their neck.

"That was horrible!" the purple one said.

"You think so too? Ever notice that once a pony gets close to us and cringe? I think they work, but not near the... um... 'eye of the storm'!" the orange one said.

"For realsies!" the blue one said.
"'For realsies'? What's that?" orange asked.

"We are artists in music, so since artist have a little quirk..." silence, "Nevermind! May be Aria's right..." blue said looking... blue.

"NO NO! You should be who YOU want to be, Sonata." orange said, her hoof on Sonata.

"HA, quirks! We don't even have our Cutie Marks and yet the crusade idea sounds better." purple- Aria said.

"I WAS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT, TOO! I mean Cutie Mark Crusaders sound good, right? Think about it. We could answer 'the Call of the Cutie'!" Sonata said moving a hoof in an arch.

"Hello," I said approaching "y'all are in a bit of trouble, are you not?" They backed up with fear in their eyes, except for Sonata.

"Y-yes sir... How did you know?" she asked, to be honest: she was adorable.

"Your music. But for some reason it changes when I'm near, how's that?" I ask.

"Well... um... m-m-Mommy gave us these necklaces when she... um... Well they allow us to sing at our full potential..." Sonata was hushed by Aria as she pulled Sonata back with a stray tear falling.

"A-Adagio, w-w-whatdowedo?" Aria asked. They stopped when I held Aria's ruby in my hand.

"It looks cracked. Is it okay if I can fix this?" I asked. PJ ran up and stopped when Adagio stepped up.

"What can you do?" she asked.

"For starters, I fixed magic gems with dust before." I said, holding redstone dust. They walk up and observe the red pouder.

"What is THAT going to do?" Aria aked with a rude 'THAT'.

"No clue how it works, but it works. I figure the energy in this and the magic in the stones mix to heal as well as increase the powers in the gems." I said. They huddle together before agreeing.

"Please sir, can you fix our gems?" they all said with big eyes.

PRESENT DAY

When I was on Earth I watched a Brony documentary, the reason for that is find a cure for my brother and anime wasn't working. In front of me since my awakening, was what the documentary would call 'an anthro fusion of Gen 2 and Gen 4'. To me it looked like half human theatre production with actors either prepping for "Greace" or "Julius Ceasar". There were a few spots where 'Ghostbuster' pegasi were flailing on the ground as if someone with the N64 cartrige-tilted '007 Golden Eye'.

I checked my head for only sign of change, and luckily nothing. Some were on two, some were on fours, and Derpy was LITERALLY driving a STOOL from the library to... where ever! It was the most impressive stool rocking I've ever seen! Back on track, not even my well suited human Discord could undo this and HE CAUSED IT!

The only harm here is the anthro pegasi in free fall! A pig girl with blonde hair points at me screaming, "ITS STARTING TO HAPPEN!!!"
All at once anthros start running toward their doors, some trying to grip with their teeth. Discord removes his monical replying, "Good show of chaos, my boy!"

"Its your fault besides, you fart chaos when in a coma-like state?!"

"I do NOT cause trouble and use A LOT of magic to have fun all the time!! Also a magic that disables magic, that's magic PARADOX. I mean shouldn't it cancel itself out?" he asked. I face palmed thinking Shouldn't a LORD of CHAOS know everything ABOUT his chaos?

I sigh and give him my 'two cents', "May be the magic is gone, but the chaos stays?"

"That's impossible! My chaos feeds off the power of magic as I feed off the raw chaos of oth-" Discord stopped in mid-sentace, covering my eyes, "Don't worry, I'm reformed!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!" as the single pair tapping from her hooves pass two others followed.
"DANGIT PINKIE, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!"
"ARE YA SURE CHASING HER IS A GUD IDEA?!"

"If I were to guess, either it doesn't need me to convert the raw chaos and is using... um... Party Pea as a source of chaos or the first with that giant caged mage spider providing the magic fuel. Or we can go with the unicorns trying to use magic?" Discord said with fancy pipe in his mouth, "Whaaat? I don't smoke, I bubble!"
"Didn't say anything. Though, if the spider and unicorn provide power..." I slip into my thoughts as the sound of a shotgun click breaks me from thought, "How-?"

"I have no magic so I rigged the place with, nessesary chaos, catapults! Everything was pradicted even that stallion's pie!" on cue pies pelted a fancy unicorn with an assortment of pies in every direction. Behind him was an older stallion dressed like Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" who picked up the pied unicorn above his head, "I don't care if you're a prince, we are ALL equal here! ... THAT'S RIGHT, THERE ISN'T A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD FOR YOU, BLUE BLOOD!!"

I heard enough stories about the prince to KNOW when to stay out of this. I turned back Discord, aiming and pretending to shoot the prince. I spawned and tamed a cave spider and rode it up the town hall. I tried to shout, but I'm not that loud- ACK! A megaphone knocks me in the head coutasy of Discord.

"YO, EVERYPONY! ATTENTION ALL UNICORNS, GET OUT! WE HAVE A THEORY THAT YOU AND THE GIANT SPIDER MIGHT BE UNWILLINGLY FEEDING THE CLOUD! DISCORD AND OUR TEAM OF EXPERTS WILL- ATTENTION! TAKE PINKIE WITH YOU AS WELL..." I end the announcement and [SPIDEY] walks us to the ground where I return him to an Ultraball.

Hands grab my shoulders as I feel something pressed on my back, two fuzzy faces sandwhiching mine.
"good luck, i'm staying the way i am. forever!" a minty unicorn whispered leaving my left.
"What about me? Why do I need to leave?" Pinkie asked.

I turned to see she has pies and tins, cakes, and foil all over her like a messy-bakery foil knight. She didnt look like a chubby pony, but in front of me is a pudgy anthro who can somehow run like an olympic athlete. "Um... you're the main source of random here? Just go party in my Canterlot room or better yet the CPS!"

"CPS?" she asked with a head tilt. I refocused my eyes before responding, "Castle of the Pony Sisters or 'CPS'."

"Oooah! Neato!" she responded suddenly dodging Rainbow Dash, she had something pink in her hand as was too late to avoid colliding into Town Hall. We both winced at that then I grabed Pinkie's hand and with Speed II we ran for the Everfree.

4 Hours Later
The cloud has no reach in the Everfree so at the CPS, Pinkie is a pure pony. I placed my clone holders next to the cloning chambers and set everything up for a new game called "Are You Awake?". I switch bodies and Pinkie guesses who I am out of ten bodies. The score so far is "Pinkie - 24, Me - 8".

"This is sooo fun! But shouldn't prep the party?" Pinkie asked. I wake up in my "prime" body and was about to respond when a knocking was at our door. I open to see the unicorn from earlier binded up in rope and Pinkie's friends all dressed up with Box wearing a muscle shirt and jeans. My gaze follows Twilight as I tried not to react to a disturbing memory.

"What? This is what I wore at Canterlot High!"

"Oh it is? Sorry, reminded me something disturbing... Thanks Box." After I said this, all eyes were on Box, "What did I do?"

"Nothing. It doesn't matter now. All that matters is that you're here and the invites haven't been sent!"

"Invites?!" our guests said in unison except Box. Pinkie bounces up behind me only to get tackled by the group like lions on the hunt. I didn't know whether to help her or run off into a more dangerous Everfree. I did neither as my legs did nothing, I doubt it's a side effect of the chambers or the constant body swapping. When they were done, no words could be said.

Pinkie wore a dress with jeans, a white cloth, her boots were mismatched one being high heel and tennis shoe while the other two were slippers, she has sweat bands on, and a basketball jersey over a toga and button up shirt. Box takes out a camera and takes the picture of Pinkie, "I need to make a statue! Put it in the living room on top of the pool table... What?"

"You'd make a statue of... of THIS?!?

"You're right! A marble statue with paint sploshed on it! Thanks for the idea Rarity, I'll be back soon!" Box said leaving in a mad sprint.

"Wow. I wonder why he would want a mess in his house? I mean, no offense." Fluttershy hides her face as we hear the sound of a deflating balloon.

"Well, woopty f***ing doo, everypony!" Pinkie shouts. She fires her... Black party cannon? BOOM BOOM BOOM The doors slam shut as everything goes dark. We woke up in my room, the cages repaired to be cages. My torches' yellow light is replaced by red and a flat maned pony is laying on my bed tossing a ball up and down. She turns to me and grins.

"Well now, it looks like we're ALL awake now~." Pinkie said, her messed up outfit transformed into a tore up mess on her. "Let us out, cousin! We didn-"

"Cousin a few branches removes. Not close enough to be an ApplePie." she replied, her mane covering an eye. I don't believe this! I can't believe this! Wait, Discord! It has to be Disc- Discord would never injure Fluttershy on second thought, I don't know who this is! All I know is she's not Pinkie Pie.

"H- hey Pinkamena! How's it going?" Rainbow Dash called out.

"I see you survived our last encounter, 'Dashie'. Its a shame your funeral had to be delayed. I sooo wanted a rainbow cupcake!" Pinkie said with a long sad "Dashie" in her sentence.

"ONLY MY FRIENDS CAN CALL ME THAT!" Rainbow shouted. She backed up when Pinkamena drew close to her cell.
"Thought so." she said with a smirk, looking at Dash.

I want this to be Discord so bad, please, why can't this be him instead of her?!

Stab Stab Stab! (will allow crossovers now!)

OK. This had gone from scary to heart breaking. Whenever I attempt to kill myself or switch bodies, Fluttershy gets injured. If somepony tries to stop her or make her laugh, she stabs me. The story Rainbow told me was convincing THEN made no sence.
"Wait, if she killed you then how are you here?"

"I don't know. Pinkie revived me... or I was somehow really high."

"You do drugs? Let me guess, speed?" I asked. She scowled at me before replying, "Some Pegasi, such as myself, can hallucinate for weeks if we attempt to fly too high above the clouds at an unsafe pace. Twilight learned that the hard way after her...

"... Coronation! She couldn't walk straight without Spike and couldn't read or-"
"GET BACK IN THERE OR ELSE WERE GOING TO USE OUR CAKE MONEY TO BUY A NEW PARTY CANNON! Thought so."

She walks over to one of my empty bodies, the one that was ready for war, and grabbed... Crap, what kind of sword DID I have?! It was wide long and so sharp that it easily diced a body into a red mess. "Looks like that one isn't you. But what if I can kill you?"

"If you weren't Pinkie, I would insult you. To be honest, if that was me it would've been painless and I could probably... Call Celestia and send you to a mental facility." I smiled as everyone else groaned. Pinkamena turned her head towards Fluttershy... the now tailless pony squeaking and huddling in fear.

"I have no words for what just-" "Say nothing you idiot!" Discord interrupted and next to me in an orange jump suit, holding a brief case. A little bit of mane pops up in some curls as Pinkamena studies the object, "What is that?"

"An irresistible deal, m'lady. Give me Fluttershy or else I harm... HIM he said, some venom in his voice.

"Him? Him, who?" she asked. Discord's face turned green with purple eyes and a gummy smile. A few fluffs appeared on her mane and tail and her eyes wide, "Y- you don't mean..." he nods in reply as his face explodes and returns to normal. Her pupils shrink to dimes as more clouds return.

"I can make some really nice boots with him! Or may be a wallet, been losing my betting bits recently!" Discord opens his case to reveal a tiny, motionless alligator stuck inside a pink cloud of cotton candy. He looks back at Fluttershy, holds back laughter, then back at... Whoever the pink one is now. Pink attempts to hide the sword she held... in a me's gut and tried to reattach Fluttershy's tail. Discord disappears with his party of two as an uneasy Pink turns at us.

"Ah don suppose y'all will let us out..."
"Nope! I've got 99 problems and Discord isn't one, now. So now, I'm going to kill you!"

I awoke in a chamber, next to me is a gutted body of mine and across from me in a cell is a me with a knife in the back with a Discord head handle. OK. I can tackle the pink problem with no back up or end up a black and blue with no hair. Wait, isn't that the same option? "Huuuub!!!" I cried as I belly flopped onto Pink, "Dear Princess Celestia, Luna, whoever gets this message!"

I start writing a message with paper, yellow feather, and blood, "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH! I'm writing in you in your old castle, if you had multiple, it was the one in the Everfree where Luna was banished. I am writing in my blood in haste and on top of Pinkie Pie. And no, I'm trying to stop a psycho from killing her friends and trying to find words to describe the situation better. - Lego." I read aloud.

Twilight teleported away with my message... Wait if she can do that, then why in Celestia's golden sun is she teleporting now?!

Years in the past

"Jake! Jake! I found your MP3 players!"
"All of them?"

"All ten!"

"But, I had nine... At least I think I did." I replied. I felt a tug on my leg as Aria asked, "What's an MP3 player?

"Its a tiny music devise in my world that stores music. Mine are one of a kind. You can't add or remove music and I made sure not all players have the same songs. I picked up a gold one that looked a little out of place compared to the others, it glowed in my hand playing a familiar song. I recognize it as "Don't Mine at Night", but the vocals are different and the music is a higher pitch.

"If your goals are blocked or you need an extra pair of hands, I can help! Call upon a Ginger Steve and I will rise to the challenge! No matter how hard it is, death won't slow me down!"

The music player disappears along with the music: "... And to save you from the lava I fell in, I should've known! This is the last time I try to be your light-"
"Well that was suddenly depressing." I said.

"What was that about?" Sonata asked with a disturbed look.

"No clue. The words just flew out, like I needed to say them..."

"Okay then, can we get on with the lesson please? I don't like that look on Paco's face." Adagio said, pointing at a parrot that won't stop giving me the stink-eye.

"Fine... uh... Let's start with this one. 'Let It Go' looks like your forte." I said plugging a small pink MP3 into a note block.

Author's Note

My attempt to join the "War of Understanding". Will crossover with nearly anybody.

Screw Snail Mail! / Nightmare Night!

Author's Note

I don't have my phone or XBOX 360 anymore for reasons. So if I post a chapter within a week, I "borrowed" an iPad for a little bit.

Screw Snail Mail! / Nightmare Night!

"Oh my (insert a fictional name to say in vain) Goku Von Voltron... Something!" I screamed, pinned down by a pink menace with a sword in her mouth. Said sword was pointed at the neck of Rainbow Dash so for some reason that was a given.

"Who?"
"I'm playing 'Wheel of Fortune' with my name dictionary and it crossed over with 'Whose Line is it Anyway?'! When that happens, the outcome is crap upon crap in a Big Mac!"

"Don talk s*** about mah brudder!"

"Well excuse me princess![\i] I never met him nor even realized there was a pony named after a terrible sandwich! So please, unless your also offended by that: DO NOT EVEN START!"

Pinkamena somehow gained strength and a crack was heard. I summoned a stick with a shake of my hand and used that stick to tap a body pod. The energy removed my consciousness and placed it in my last spare body, with fresh legs ran. I barricaded the doors and turned to be tackled back inside by the pink one. We tumbled on the ground, sword fought (with me losing instantly), sparred (lost an arm), and she pinned me again. Next to me was my other body with the stick on the chamber floor.

"I think either death or lost pride dulled the pain." I said.
"A hero of legends got beat, easily. How much pride do you have?!"

"Hero of legends? Great, that's worse than being taken down by a pretty, pink horse girl. Now I'm an epic fail encarnate, thanks Dash."

The double doors would've swung open if they were on their hinges, but still. A brown stallion holding a metal tube with a blue light, just walked in. No fear. Just. Walked. Right. In.

"I'm here for the party? But, I think I either got the wrong address or date. Hm, this looks like no Gala 2.0..."
"Gala 2.0? Never heard of it."

"Heeee...EEEEeeeeeee......eeeelllllLLLPPPppppppp.....ppppaaaaah!!!"
"Sir, shut up. The grown ups are talking."
"Grown ups? Us? Really?"

About an hour of talking, the situation went from sudden death to tea time with Pinkie. The Doctor sipped his tea as I cleaned my room of my blood. Doc gave me a present that became very useful as two mini-me's helped with cleanup. When that was done, Jr and Pip beheaded me. Regaining my "self destruct" arm and sending my now armed minions to feed the dead bodies to the wildlife, I reenter my rented home to join the tea party, the nice chat brought back Pinkie and gave me time to grab her sword, hiding it from her future grasp.

"... I am so very, very glad they moved that cloud. Turns out there was a country of semi humans that are soaking up that chaos! Doing that is curing them of ailments and the recent rise of mutation." he said, sipping from an out of place blue cup.

"Mutations like what?"

"If a game called 'Fall Out: Equestria' is familiar, exactly that."
"Good thing. Dawn of the Derpy is a sad idea." I replied.

"What?" Rainbow replied, nearly choking on her tea. "Nothing."

The front doors burst open with night guard, Luna, and Twilight followed by Box rolling a half-made statue of Pinkie in her odd outfit from earlier. "I was told there was danger and cake. All I see is class and- IS THAT GREEN TEA?"

"To be honest, I prefer either sweet or lemon tea." I said, clinking not fancy cups with Apple Jack.
"Hey Bo, he got beat up by a... Pretty. Pink. Pony. Girl."

Back to square ONE. How does one pony fit so many guards in one cell? That was her... Wait she isn't evil. The room is bright and it is the good pink one pacing. Hello! I'm in your head. I can defeat armies if the plot tells me to. Oh my... screw it.

She spun in mid air changing the scene to me waking up in my bed... With pink PJs on me. All the stuff I lost earlier were tucked in my inventory with care, as well was a deck of cards. I moved them to my hand to find that the cards were both regular custom playing cards and UNO cards. They were custom made with pony imagery, Pinkie being four jokers.

I get dressed and open my red bandana chest to find a letter near the scarfs.

"I hope you don't mind moving the story along! Plus 'Screw Snail Mail'? Really? Anyway tomorrow is Nightmare Night. Box tells us it's our version of your Halloween, that's a weird word. Halloween Halloween Halloween. Anyway, if you plan on grabbing some candy bring a bucket and costume and remember: 'Nightmare Night, what a fright, give something good to bite! Oooooh! I wonder if Twilight can awaken Flutterbat? It would be so nice to have her with us for ONE night. :)"

I turned to my calendar and next to some pink X's and a pink smiley was a tiny pink box with a pumpkin, I touched the box only for confetti and Spider-Man costume to hop out with vial and note.

"I know you were probably going to be Spider-Man so I made your costume. If I let you handle it, the costume would've sucked. If your offended, the vial has temporary spider powers! Oh, and you can swing on a web. It's highly impossible according to Twilight, but if you manage to do so that would be incredible. Or Amazing. Whichever works though, I didn't know which S.M. to do so I made a cross between Toby and Garfield's versions. If you don't know who they are: YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN OF THE MOVIES.

Something was placed over my eyes and in response I grabbed what it was.
"Wrong way, you silly billy who got beat by a filly!"
"What kind of costume is that? ... I mean that costume looks awesome!

I fix my mask to see my slightly blocked surroundings. The library in the CPS, dim lights, Chicken Pinkie, a shadow bolt or evil Wonderbolt was my guess on what Rainbow was dressed as, Double dragon Spike the dragon dressed as a red Chinease dragon, Rarity as s'mores and Sweetie as a campfire I guess. Scootaloo enters in a Wonderbolt uniform with the apple sisters as scarecrows, Twilight as... Is she really going as Sombra or is it the mask?

She folds her wings and places a mustache and sombrero on her head, the sight alone would've made me fall laughing if the laughing ACTUAL CHICKEN[\b] didn't catch my attention. Box was morphed and purched on the head of a crazy bat-Fluttershy thing.

"Before you say anything Sparkle, I was never informed. And plus being an actual chicken allows me to out run you. Now, who else entered the contest?" Box asked with nearly all hooves raised. We leave the castle, passing some hog-tied animals on the way. I checked myself to find that the spider splice was absorbed into me already.
"Will someone explain how night turned morning became tomorrow night?" I asked.

All looks we're turned to Pinkie, who was humming a happy tune that sounded like 'Simba's Can't Wait to be King' song. I found a book and opened it to find my writing in it.

-Entry One-

That pony isn't normal. I need to stay away from her, but there's nowhere to run! Give her sugar and she might spare you. Due to her powers I need to remind myself ONE IMPORTANT FACT. She had a clue on her hoof, we missed it in the fight. Don't ask me how I know, it was written in the letter to Celestia, the one Twilight sent.

Oh and we have roaming freedom. Recap: keep away from Pinkie and stay close to Box or Discord.

-End Entry One-

Am I sure I wrote this? Stay close to Discord? I wonder if I died long ago and Discord is creating my endless punishment. Then again, that would make sense seeing as I have a weird sudden close trust with the guy. We exit the forest in time for Nightmare Moon to attack some children. What.

"Cowabunga!!!" I screamed, swords drawn. "Jake, NO STOP!!!"

I was lifted into the air in a two tone blue with purple and red in the mix of magic aura. I was held in place by Moon, Twilight, Rarity, and a vampire chicken Box. "Oh my- can't finish the statement. How are you this resistant to magic?! Either that or your so fat three ponies and a GODLIKE BEING has to hold you in place!"

I fall to the ground with my weapons unselected. I shoot a web at Pinkie and pulled her close, "I didn't know, pink. Can you inform me better please? With a waffle cone, sprinkles, and peanut butter with cherries on top! Please, inform me better! I don't want an injured pony nor a dead me on my favorite holiday... Pony version of it at least."

She nods as I walk a bit away. An hour later, the costume contest started. Twilight earned second place on both villain and pun categories, Rainbow and Scoots was pranking the apples, Rarity and Sweetie won first the sister category, and now couple costumes is up.

Spike was holding his red tail as he neared me. "How are you doing, Lego?" he asked.
"Good. I can climb walls easier and shoot webs. Even though it's awesome, I keep scaring ponies or webbing them. Meh. Anyway, now I'm just watching the contest... Now I wish I was in it.

"But you are in the contest." Spike said.

"I am?"

"We signed up together! Comic book heroes category. I'm Mushu from the Mulan series and your... um... Spidey." he said this with pride that was lost at the end, "According to the pamphlet, we're up next so try to keep up... You might have rain on your- nevermind, that sounded better in my head... Rain on your parade! Yeah..."

In the distance a brown stallion with glasses dressed as a barn stood by watching the crowd with his blonde mane swaying as he turned his head. His gaze meets mine (hidden in the mask) and he trots up to me.

"Hey, your Spike and Lego the human! It's an honor to meet you both... I seem to be lost. I'm looking for Appleoosa, can you direct me to the location?" he asked.
Spike looked to me then at him, "Sorry, but the trip is a two day train ride westward," he pointed towards the Everfree, " if you have business there today... um... You might be waaay too late."

He hangs his head in disappointment until I speak up, "I know a quick way to get there. Takes about a minute."

"What? But that's impossible! Nobody has the ability to do that, unless you can fly as fast as Princess Luna then I doubt it's possible."

I shake my hand, spawning a purple cube and place it on the ground. After marking an X on the map, I place it in a picture frame on the box. With a red stone torch, the box lights up and vibrates. Next to it, I open a card board box with a chambered me inside and a free chamber. I switch my bodies and fell in the new one, gasping for air.

"Let me test it out first. The mark is near town, but not close enough to spook the locals." I responded, before anyone could make a sound I hopped up and teleported. The brown stallion followed, despite my... Wait, I didn't give a warning. But STILL.

"This is amazing! Wonderful! And still an hour early... Thank you, sir. If you happen to be in Canterlot..." I hoof him my card, "Tell the tailors or hair dressers Trenderhoof said hi. I'm too busy to chat, gotta go!"

He ran off, his barn roof bouncing on each step.
"Aren't you an hour early?!" I called out.

Long explanation turned short, teleport card and burned myself to a crisp. I returned to my costumed body and 'picked up my toys' in time for the competition to start. Due to Box's morphing powers, Pinkie and Box won first prize in couple costume contest.

In the line, I'm seeing too many familiar characters. Iron Man, Bat Man, Classic Mega Man, etc. but of course nobody has ever heard of Spider-Man. Behind us, a familiar brown colt walks in wearing a Minish cap Link costume. The cap was wearing a tiny propeller hat... oh, Button is here.

"Nice costume Button!" I said. He looks up at me (as did the other ponies except for the Thors and Proto Men) and waves.

"Nice Spider Mane costume! Though, you do know he's not in season. Right?"

"Wait, there's a comic book hero season? And no. My world's version is actually very popular."
"Go back to your home world, freak!" a Deadpool colt yelled at me from up front, the colt behind him(dressed as me or Minecraft Steve rather) smacked the colt in the head and pointed at himself.

I decided to take off my mask because of the heat and ALL THE PONIES had their eyes on me. Even the colt. After rapidly waving my mask, I replace it on my face with the cool sensation hitting me. I toss a red bandana towards the front as the Steve colt caught it.
"Oh no! Looks like I dropped my bandana! I guess it's his now..." I said in a monotone voice which was followed by a normal, "Iwearthatnowifyourdressingupasme. If not then I'm dumb."

He nods and places it around his neck. After sometime, Spike walks onto the stage jumping around with a cricket tied to his tail, following the shadow of a mare. I let Button go ahead of me as he plays an Ocarina in tune, cueing a filly that knocks him off stage on her back. It was my turn.

I walk on stage leaning towards the ground. If you're familiar with a fighting style called 'Way of the Spider', I think I can pull it off well. Sand bags fell around me from a hot air balloon piloted by Pinkie, as the fell I used my webs to swing a bag at another followed by punching said bags and kicking others.

Next thing I know confetti is around me and ponies are in a panic. Sounds of buzzing and a metallic laugh could be heard, I look up to see a unicorn in green goblin armor hovering on a glider sending lasers and bombs at the crowd. I was on the ground, bleeding with my costume torn and feeling a little light. From my right Box and Luna is fighting the goblin as the elements are guiding ponies to a safe place.

"What happened?!" I asked, the closest pony being the Deadpool colt from earlier.

"You're alive! He came out of nowhere and blew you up as you did that cool backflip kick move... Anyway, are you hurt? My moms a nurse, she can help!"

"Kid, thanks. But to be honest, death never stopped me. I can prove it now, but now isn't the time."

"Cool, but before you go! My brother is stuck in the debre!" he said, pointing at a destroyed backstage.

"I don't know why, but this just gave an image of Celestia on a motorcycle, stunt jumping over a giant pig. Anyway, random thought aside-" I flipped though my journal as I spoke, realizing this: I stopped on a page that said, 'Incase we need to be stronger than a building.'

"What?! What are you saying?!"

Incase we need to be stronger than a building.

You know that sword Pinkamena had? It's a mod sword called 'the Adminium Arc'. When held by Minecraftians, this sword is an instant kill weapon that can send giants flying with a good cut. We are only to use it in case of emergencies, not to win battles. I am you and I am serious when I say, we don't take abusing that power lightly. I have it set up with a chamber, one with a surprise I'm really excited about.

End Page

Finishing the page I told the colt to hide and that I would return. Killing myself, my conscious flew into a body menu.

I woke up in a closet. Opening the door a mirror waited on the outside with a note: 'Do you like it?' in my neat hand writing. I was wearing an assassin hood from Assassin's Creed, but not from any AC game. No. I wore Ezio's black hood from AC 2. In my inventory was a map, diamond shield and the Adminium Arc from the journal. In my hands were a diamond axe and a bow with arrows in a nearby chest.

I walked down a small hallway to find a command cube. With my map I plotted a course for the stage. A little bit later I returned to my old body and grabbed my things, surprising the colt from earlier, "See? Death never stopped me."

Green Goblin was long gone so I had to act fast. "Kid, I need you to stand next to me... and is your bro still alive? That was a... Bad move on my part, but I needed something."

"DO I SOUND FINE?! I don't like this, not one bit, and the other here will agree." replied a voice in the rubble with the sound of screams and replies of 'What've you been doing you idiot?!' following.

Breaking a strength V, me and the colt pulled some debre away to allow more ponies to escape and help. Getting annoyed, I used the Whatever Arc sword to cut some broken walls away. The whole thing took some time and time wasted is another bad thing. Chugging down a speed II, I followed the destruction to find an epic battle between Goblin and Box. Box deflected the fired grenades with a shield he held in his magic. Goblin kept avoiding hits, having Box teleport to protect civilians in the area- WHY ARE THERE CIVILIANS HERE?

When things go boom, run. These ponies will run from Zebras and rabbits, but if their lives depended on it, 'Oh let's get blown up! Doy! Natural selection means nothing! #deathbypillows!' I mean come on!
"Are you going to ramble or do something?!"

Goblin's mask locks in my direction before sending waves of lasers at my wake, "I was looking for a spider, but Prench boy will have to do."

"Italian assassin, get it right!" I shouted. I rolled under him, attaching TNT under his glider with a red stone torch. BOOM. Next thing I know, he is sent flying into a tree and his glider is swerving all over the place. Goblin was recovering from the fall when he glider impaled him through the torso, like in that one Spider-Man movie that was good before Emo Peter was a thing.

Did that just happen? Did our actor ACTUALLY DIE?!

"Trixie... is fine..." Goblin said as the illusion spell wore off and actual ponies rushed to help her.

"Wait. What just happened?" Jake asked, stunned by his foe being the show mare.

"OK! How did you do that?"

"With skill and TNT apparently... Luck was also in it."

"May be you're not hopeless... If you can keep this up, I might share a... group... secret." I said, trying to get some of the words out.

"Group secret? If it involves me then you bet I want to know!"
"I thought you said nopony would be injured!"

"Sorry, but I didn't think he would be packing explosives on him! It was supposed to be swing, kick, glider action, and- What are you doing with THAT?" I stopped mid sentence to ask him why he has an Adminium Arc on him.

At home I sat in my thoughts and on a liger styled couch with nice pickle juice with a strawberry dipped in cheese-ranch. Even my favorite snack couldn't put my mind at ease.

That weapon is too dangerous for him to wield! Its bad enough I have to save Equestria alone from prisoners of Tartarus, but now I have a loser with TNT and a death wish holding one of the most dangerous mod weapons ever made. Its bad enough Twilight and Luna had to erase his memories at least ten times a week and Pinkie had to give him his journal back with some new notes they made together.

In the past he was actually hero material, but now... he lost it. The best description involves a video example. If you saw the video think of my as that kid, but awesome. Luna has faith that he will once again be that hero in our books while Celestia believes that he still IS that hero. Royalty today is ordering a lot of cake and bananas or midnight gaming, I think they need a reality check: RULE THE COUNTRY AND FOCUS ON FACTS. Jake... I mean "Lego" is just a kid that can't die. A waste of immortality if there ever is one.

Besides saving Equestria ONCE, he screwed it two fold. He created the Sirens (or " The Dazzlers" as he called them) and started a domino effect that turned Sombra evil, and we all know what he did. A whole empire disappeared from his incompetence! Luna and the Elements minus Pinkie, Spike, and Fluttershy made a small circle with me as co-ring leader. Protect Equestria and keep Lego in the dark. Simple.

The plan was simple until he got suspicious. Discord started hanging with him made things worse. There's a rumor of Pinkie, Discord, and Lego are teamed up to oppose us with their own random goals with 'protecting Equestria' in the trail mix.

"EXPOSITION SUCKS!!! Here's a cute flashback instead!"

"Sonata got her head stuck WHERE exactly?"
"A weird hole in the ground! We found a hole and she claims there's a pond in there."

"Our sister is stuck, alone in the freezing Everfree forest and your focused on a pond?"
"She said it was warm down there."

"In a world with bon fires instead of heaters, it sounds like a good idea."

"I don't know what a 'heater' is, but it sounds like he agrees with me!" Adagio sticks her tongue at Aria as we push sleds to slide towards the forest.
"Careful, if you trip your tongue will stick to a sled."

"C'mon PJ! Its just a silly filly myth!"

"I bet my one coin that PJ is right and your wrong."
"IS ANYONE THERE?!" cried Sonata. She wore Adagio's hat on her flank and Aria's jacket over her own, next to her is a sled lodged in the ground on it's side. Her tail waved like a flag as we drew near her voice, "Oh my gosh, this is totes terrible!"

I spawned a stone shovel for everyone and we began digging. We ended up making a tunnel to a small pool of water in a cavern with perfect temperature, allowing me to pull up my long sleeves.
"Wheeeeeeee!" squeed Sonata as she cannon balled into the pool, just as fast as she entered she got out screaming, "F-for r-r-realsies, that's cold!"

"Woah, what just happened?!" Aria said, pointing at the second Sonata with a taco in her hooves, "Oh nos! It got soaked for realsies!"

"What is going on?!" "For realsies, there's two of me!"

The two Sonatas circled each other, stared into each other's eyes. In perfect sync the two Sonatas spoke, "I. Am. The cutest of them all! If you ain't talking pony, I don mess with y'all!"

"OK. I imagine Aria doing that, but wow."
"Seriously? This is awesome! Our clones can go to school for us!"

"Hold your horses, girl. I represent the last sentient being forged from the mirror pool. I will not be replacing anyone nor will you create mindless clones. Either you leave or-"
"Ew! Ponies. I'm too good of a person to be in the likes of YOU." said Jake #2.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"

Other me pulls out his iron axe and attempts to strike Sonata 2 and Adagio with it. I stopped him with the help of speed II, but suddenly more me's emerged. "You fool! Now your clones will clone themselves!"

S2 slammed her hooves on the ground, turning all but one of the near by clones into mist that returns to the pool. She then grabs a nearby axe and assassinates the last clone, "THIS IS HOW SERIOUS I AM! NO CLONING!"

"You're sounding and acting less like Sonata-"

"For realsies, get out. Just. Get. Out. And if you see a pink pony in the future, she is destined to be here. Don't stop her, just keep others away from here. I wish I can live forever, but I can't."

"Um... come along, my little ponies? Its not safe here."

We left the mirror pool wondering what just happened. Especially Sonata. Just kept a blank expression the whole way out.

Wax on. Wax off.

Author's Note

I over did the last one so warnings on this one just in case.

Wax on. Wax off.

Box believes I'm hopeless. HA!! I'll show him, I will start small and end on a high note. I bought a newspaper and found Trixie's hospital in Canterlot on the second page "Canterlot Trauma Center". In my bed I have a copy body in my place, under my pillow I found a more permanent spider DNA serum with wall climbing powers so I drank the whole thing down. I used a command block I hid in a secret closet (that I made with a secret door) and teleported to Canterlot to start my twilight jog.

Using my parkour and spider climbing abilities, I found Trixie's room and reached for the window. Locked. I found a small opening in the window, giving me a terrible idea. A few minutes later I swallowed a fly while looking for worms, which I wasn't looking forward to finding and eating one. I transformed, my body turned black as I shrunk and became a less black fly with- OH MY MICKEY MOUSE, HOW DO THEY SEE WITH THESE EYES?!!

I ran into the window several times before entering the room, on the bed was Trixie with a body cast on her and a wheel chair next to her bed. The only thing keeping her alive at the moment was the night shift nurse's magic. The nurse is reading a magazine as Trixie lifts her head.
"Nurse?"

"Yes Ms. Lulamoon?"

"The Great an- owwowoo... Trixie feels a disturbance in the force- and some pain is returning."

"This is a hospital, not a stage. Force? I'm going to recheck my magic because the pain killers haven't worn off completely and its time to do so."

"Okay, fine. We're not alone." she said making me shiver where I stood... or lied. Being a fly really sucks.
"How do you know? I don't see anypony."

"I have magic that allows me to count my audience members to the exact amount until a hundred fifty, not to brag but its a 'great and powerful spell' with some pun intended. Besides, don't flies normally- well -fly?" she said, staring at me.

I flew then fell, as I returned to my normal form, and dashed towards her with a Instant Health potion in my hand. Tilting the bottle up, I forced her to drink the elixir as her body started to glow, I thought it would be a good idea to say "Be healed, sista!" as the last drops hit her tongue. I turned around and crashed through the window and attached myself to the wall as I fell to climb up to replace the window.

With speed III and Spidey, we stoat away on a train to Poniville. I ran to Sugarcube Corner to grab some muffins and ran back home to clear the evidence. Again, somehow Pinkie changed my surroundings for me to already be there as Discord was cleaning things up in my room. I placed my printed body back in a chamber and made my bed.

The day was spent replacing dead roses with new roses and providing daisies to restaurants as well as using my sword to trim trees and hedges. Fun fact: There is a pony that keeps trying to tan herself, but can't because of a tree's shadow and Pinkie has to bend the tree to help her. I also helped Apple Jack on her farm.

It was simple. I punched a tree and instead of apples falling off the tree, a chunk of it was placed in my inventory as the top half just floated in mid-air. I placed the wood back, but that tree will never look the same.
:applejackconfused: "How in Sand Hill did you do that?!" Apple Jack asked wide eyed as Big Mac's jaw fell and Applebloom tapped the block, trying to process what happened.

"I dunno. I just punched it, broke it, then fixed it."

:applejackunsure: "Well this is more confusin' than ten gophers becoming two cats driving a monster truck under water!"

"Wait, there's TRUCKS in Equestria?"
:eeyup: "Eeyup. We 'ave a 2x4 pickup out back, if ya wanna see it." said Big Mac.

"That's fine. How much horsepower does it have?"
"Beg pardon?"

"Um... Okay, how fast or strong is it?"
"Its as strong as Big Mac and faster than Rainbow!" Applebloom said with her front hooves in the air to emphasize 'faster than Rainbow'.

Farming

This is a note to me: When farming, stay away from trees.

End 'Farming'

I decided to make a random list of things I would do, one of them being "get laptop". There is only one place in Equestria where I could find one... Box's house. My journal contain coordinates of places my memory has never been, a few places I do know, and some famous places with 'IOU Carrot Cake' next to Canterlot Castle. I flipped around in my notebook to find a section with layout of his house.

[Note: I couldn't place the image I wanted so I'm Googling stuff. This close enough...]

He probably has a closet full of 'em or something. Something should define his house, I planned to appear in his room and I ended up on his front lawn. His "art" has finally reached the outside of his house. He has six weird statues, one of them being multistyle Pinkie Pie and Scootaloo balancing on one hoof on top of three chickens and juggling tiny Rainbow Dashes with smaller Soarins in their hooves. The house looks like Dr. Seuss and a wrecking crew stopped by and little fillies had the blue prints, some of it looks either gone, multicultural, or inside-out. Just looking at the place made me question whether we're alone in the universe.

Shaking the thought, I fell through the wall paper walk way and was shot out of a cannon that sent me past a farm on the moon with Afro strawberry milk cows with machine guns with dragons snaking out of them. I gorilla passed me to a flamingo that slam dunked me from basket to ring, sending me to Oz, I was forced to follow a blood red brick road that led to a stage filled with Deadpools and a cowering Wolverine. Somewhere along the way, Disney Hercules was playing UNO with Spok with Kar Kat from Homestuck flipping the table. There were colors and Wonka references along Flash playing tag with the Avengers.

"Oh, you found my glasses! Silly me..." Discord said, removing the images from my eyes to reveal me in a swimming pool full of things to make a laptop. Discord drops a book onto my lap with 'Discord's Crafting for N00bs' on the front. I gathered some materials in my dive and ran out of the backyard, looking back to see a normal house with chaos on the inside and six statues on the yard with Pinkie still being one.

"HEY, WHO'S OUT THERE?!" shouted Box. I turned and ran into a blue porta potty, turning out to be bigger on the inside and had a back door that led to Manehattan.

In Manehattan, I painted myself gold and morphed into a golden Rarity. Messing with my mane and tail with a brush and comb, I placed a wood planks block on the ground and stood there. A nearby bell rang and three ponies in a beat up limo with wagon wheels came by and stole me. They were swimming in bags full of bits and had a griffon hostage with them, gun already at his head.

I kept still the whole time, but looked down at the gun. To my left was a big, purple hat with 'M.M.D.W.' embroidered on the brim, with some speed I took a bite out and swallowed the cloth. Apparently cloth and DNA connected in my head as well as a feeling of justice and courage. The gun was shakily pointed at me suddenly, sparking me to check myself. I was a weird super hero/classic detective/alicorn with a purple costume that covers the face and still had some gold paint.

"Oh s***, I thought Mysterious Mare Do Well was a Ponyville myth!" one of the robbers said.
"Do Well? Isn't that a bit much? I mean being an alicorn is OP as it is, but if you warn someone- Do you really have to have 'Do Well'?" I asked.

"The Tartarus?" Big robber said as first robber moved his pistol to the hostage and thin robber levitated all three of his guns to my direction.

"Plus, the only unicorn is the weak one with three guns and- By the way whose driving?" I asked. First robber grabbed the wheel and cursed as Big robber smacked thin robber. Thin robber dropped his guns as the hostage took arms with two guns at the robber's heads. I shrugged returning to my normal form, popping my spine and knuckles.

"Explanation: This is the real me. Mysterious Mare is a myth that might rise from the ashes. Happy Nightmare Night, you dug yourself a hole. Drop your gun so I can Deus Ex this already." I said. The gun was pointed at my head as I face palmed.

"Names Gilda. Anyway, shoot the dweeb or I blow your brains out AND YOU," she said turning her head to thin robber, "If I so much as see redish pink on a gun, you go down."

"Thanks Gilda, but death never stopped me. He can shoot me and I can taxi ride to this body, cops and everything." I replied, taking out my emerald swords and diamond helmet, "Come at me bro."

"W-what? How are you doing that?!" cried Gilda. I explained my inventory to her as I kept my swords near the robbers heads, I used my right sword to slide the grounded gun into my inventory with a grimace from thin robber. The car jerked to a stop as first robber placed his gun to Gilda's head and I aimed mine at him.

"I don't know what you call this, but looks like we have a Mexican standoff." I said.
"Its a Griffotan standoff." replied First followed by Big and Thin rolling their eyes.

"Is it me or are you just... calm. We're all on edge except you."

"Again, dear Gilda. Death never stopped me. I die, get a new body and take down the survivors because if we all don't pull the trigger in sync someone, besides me, lives. Life will suck if you have an immortal being chasing you... worse if its a princess. I can contact Luna within-"

bleep boop boop

"Let's settle this," Thin said, holding a weird looking flip phone, "we will take a vote. Say "I" if you want to call the po-po. And "nay" for me to speed dial HQ."

After the obvious Cops-2 Robber HQ-3 I spoke up.
"Unfair poll. How about this," I said picking up my iPhone, "I use my phone to speed dial an instant death. I read my manual front and back so we could die a small exploding death or a huge nuke death. If your bodies are identified I will be attending your funerals, especially Gilda's."

"WHAT THE F***, YOU'RE PACKING NUKES?!" Gilda screamed causing all gun to point at me.
"Wait is this another act? Does all of Equestria turn Broadway when I show up?!!"

"There you-! Oh my Luna, what's going on?" Box said hovering in his pegasus form causing every gun to move between griffon, robbers, me and Box. My flame headed brother lands in the limo near some gems and sits.

"I'm a hostage, these three robbed a bank, they stole a gold statue that became Mysterious Mare Do Well who was actually a nuke-packing super dweeb monkey with immortality, and one of the most famous stallions just happen to show up knowing said monkey with contact to Luna. huff huff... All I want to know is what is going on and can I go home?"

"I'm questioning on whether this is another act you made or not. My brother on Earth mentioned a Gilda being friends with Rainbow Dash. If this is the same Gilda then meeting Trixie is also an interesting find and not a coincidence."

"Dude, Trixie was a paid actress in a fake danger environment. You just happened to meet Gilda and fall into a real hostage situation... with you packing nukes again."
"To be honest, I broke the Mexican standoff. Now you can go get help while we sit here."

"Better make it quick, we have some nukes above our heads..... What do you mean 'no'? Get back here! ...... Hello?! Hello?!!" Thin cried on his phone. None of us moved as the gun order returned, but Big's was shifting between me and Box.

We sat there for a few hours followed by night guards, led by Luna, surrounding the vehicle. Everyone was escorted home and the criminals were taken to either a prison or dungeon, followed by some casual conversation with Luna and the status quot returning.

Did he actually take part in an actual Griffotan standoff after being accidentally kid napped? When you search idiot or fool in the dictionary, Jake should be there. There are some things I need to watch for... if I don't watch him, he might have another trick up his sleeve that I don't know about that might cause some trouble if not a serious problem.

Of Tech and Magic

My head shot up from my pillow as I sat on my bed, 2:00. The Thin robber from last week had a flip phone and guns exist, Apple Jack and Big Macintosh own a pickup truck, and Twilight...... she has science that goes 'ding' when results are in. Yesterday I was given a schedule where to avoid escaping Ponyville I had to go to the dentist and the place had flat, wide screen and box TVs, consoles and handhelds are a thing, even the massage chairs at the spa are tech!

And yet they also have tech run by magic like in hospitals...cough Vynal Scratch cough! With all this tech, why don't they use it? Everyone sends messages via magic fire and magic paper or mail carrier, they have horse drawn wagons and taxis that can fly, hospitals use magic when doing some... medical things.

Then another thought hit me: In my solitude I heard music. Piano music, jazz, a library of guitar solos, and violin. Either there are less griffons in Equestria when I emerged or ponies are hiding fingers... THEY CAN ALSO OPEN DOORS!!! I've seen it happen so many times, all these years and I've dismissed it!

Years in the past.

I'm hiding under a hood because I don't want to be seen, I've read some stories where the villagers would kill a weird creature at the drop of a hat. On stage in front of us is a piano battle between two farmers, one has a chicken playing "Ode to Joy" and the other had a pig that he played with and had something that sounded like "Death Waltz".

"Hey Adagio, how are they doing that?" I asked.
"No clue, but this is anazing how the animals could keep up."

"Don't you mean 'amazing'?"

"Looks like our dictionary missed a wo- " Aria was caught off by a 'shut up, kid' and slumped in her seat. Chicken farmer looked like her was about to lose when he suddenly joined his chicken on the piano playing a song that reminded me of "Pirates of the Caribbean".

"HOW ARE THEY DOING THAT?!"
"Sir, I need to escort you party out of the audience. There have been some reports of disturbing the piece." a uniformed pony said.

Present Day... or morning.

How can they do that? If someone says 'magic'- Using that as an explanation is cheating. They have science, they should use it. They also have movie theaters so... Make a movie or something? But how would I do that?

*Bing!*

A message? Either Box found out about my laptop or the internet is finally here.

Iron Will here.
Do you want to be know without help from the news?
Get my guide "to take charge with a barge!"

You can make yourself more known than the Mighty Lego Craft!
Order it now or come to my seminar, where you can have a chance to get one...
FOR FREE!!!

We are stationed in Ponyville again this year, hope to see you soon!

End Ad.

Mighty. Well half of my list was cleared thanks to technology! Not magic. I pack my things for my entrance, a big one might be the thing I need. I change into my clothes and with my bandana around my neck, I'm ready for my close up.

Oh crap. Box is asleep in the living room! Time to teleport. My big introduction will not come to pass, little is more. Right?

I enter my secret closet and use the coordinates on my lap top.

"When Iron Will is done, within a week you will become 'The pony everybody should know'!"
Suddenly gasps and shocked expressions fall upon the crowd as I stood behind a white goat and a blue beast!

"Shocking, isn't it? How a nobody can become somebody!"

The goat turns to me and makes a noise, that goats would make obviously, before falling like a statue.
"Am I late for the seminar Mr. Will?" I ask as he jumps at the sight of me.

My bandana turned out to be a scarf, they look alike in the dark! Said scarf was flowing in the wind as I stood with my hand in front of me, preparing for him to strike me down as my right hand held a diamond sword with its blade on the ground. You could say I poised in fear. Confetti shot from my sides as a voice made an introduction.

"I am the Mighty Lego Craft! Protector of the weak, ape of the rising sun! Maker of blocks and defeated an Ursa! Made a chimera cry for mercy and destroyer of changelings! I also have the power of a changeling! Gaze upon my legendary power and buy all my books!"

Discord, what kind of intro was that?!
"I wasn't expecting you! My apologies! And on the topic of books, I like the Rainbow series way better than the Royal series! Those books are the best!"

"OK... I'm glad you enjoy my diaries...?" just then a tumbleweed bounced on by behind me. Seems convenient.
"By the way, I was going to use your arrival here as an example of starting small... Um... May I have an autograph?"

He pulls a green book off a nearby stool and one of his goats follows up by giving him a pen. As I grabbed the book and opened it, something was on the blank page. A big, blue paw print.
"Are you aware of the paw print in this book?" I asked, showing it to Iron Will.

"Yes, I made- wait. I never put a drew a paw in THAT book. Did you put it there?"
"Here's your signed book, it might be wise to reschedule your seminar... things might get hairy."

"I've dealt with worse. Names, Jake." said a gray clone of me, wearing my Steve attire minus the recent bandana. I giggled a bit seeing as he looks weaker than me an a millimeter shorter than me. He looks up at me and with a frown on his face followed by a kick in my shin.
"Awww! He kicked me in my shin! Aaand the pain is burning. Yep."

"What?!"

"Hello story book / biography me. My name is Lego Craft, I would like to inform you that I currently have some of... *ahem* PJ's blood in me. I advise you take your Homestuck Steve look and leave." I said shoo-shooing him.
"Oh yeah? PJ is weaker than me so beating you is no prob. PREPARE TO GET WRECKED!!!"

He lunges at me with a diamond axe followed by me blocking with one of my emerald swords, "Did you really shout that? I understand 'Leeroy Jenkins', but that's the best you got?"

He shakes his axe creating a bucket of lava that appears above head. Discord switches places with me and chugs down the hot liquid with only one tear falling.
"Oh my Tia, that was the best hot sauce I've ever had! Can I keep the bucket, I'm not done with it!"

"Oh my f***ing god! How are you even here?!"
"Oh my Elvis! Three things (possible four) things I would never do! When I curse, I chose my words with care without dropping an 'F bomb' or swearing to my god! Plus lava? I never stooped that low to do what you just did!" I said in my serious voice, starting low and ending high.

"Well whoopty doo Batman! I'd might as well call myself Karkat! By the way, TiaCord- Canon." he said finishing with a successful axe flip. I looked at Discord then back at him followed by a look to the crowd. Most had ran off leaving the brave to stay, making bets.

"A block of gold for the taller idiot. Scratch that, I bet on Luna." said Box from the crowd, glaring at me with a smirk that followed saying, 'Once he's down, I'm coming for you.'
"Luna? I don't see her here nor will I think-" the green/gold stallion was cut off by a brown one we all know as the Doctor.
"I'm betting on Princess Twilight."

Are you kidding me? As I refocus my attention on gray me his fist met my face, sending me to the ground and as a counter I responded with a double kick to his face and another to get to my feet. He got up with his hands and knees then he tosses a iron sword at me. As a response I blocked it with a diamond spear and replaced it with a stone knife, I then used said knife with the fallen iron sword and ran for him.

Flipping the knife backwards I swung my left arm in a typical stabbing way, he dodged it but not the sword. He attempted to grab the blade with both hands, but if you've seen Mythbusters you'd know how I finished him. I decided to loot his body to find EVERYTHING. He has my Nintendo DS lite (for some reason) with every DS and Game Boy games I've ever had with it. My eight mp3 players, red dice, and the three vintage Spider-Man comics from under my bed (again, wow. its like he's hoarding things from back home or something).

I found the softball that always threatened to clonk my head every night, my nokia lumia 720 (with brony pictures for some reason), my yellow character book from when I had drawing and coloring material also came with a black box with the materials. I took his diamond axe and noticed that it was better than my old one (because its actual diamond not blue inked iron). My search ended when I found a note and nothing else.

Open Letter

Pause Letter

I looked up to see Luna and Twilight hover above me, slowing to the ground. "What is thou reading?"

"I don't believe I understand, but I think my future is being created by another me. meh." I said shrugging. I use my new axe to create a command block that falls on me, shattering to pieces as it hits the ground I once stood on.

Author's Note

Who caught "The Mighty Warrior of Epicness" reference?

A Letter

Author's Note

There is going to be a surprise at the bottom, if you enjoy reading. I don't know who owns FNAF, but I don't own it!

A Letter

Reopen Letter

Hello Jake,
I am you from an alternate time line. Now you may want to throw this away, but here me out.
I'm from a time line where I watch "My Little Pony" with our brother. I was watching a pirated "Equestria Girls" (MLP human movie) and noticed one of my OCs in the background THE ONLY PONY IN THE HUMAN WORLD. Though odd thing is only me and my brother could see him. He looked angry and ran towards the mirror and was never seen again.
17 years old now and I'm creating a story on fimfiction.net about a 16 year old ginger Steve from Minecraft in a world of ponies, but apparently magic beat me to it.
I just watched the season 4 pilot two parter, in a scene where Twilight views the past (Zebra potion) where the ground is covered in fresh and decayed corpses of a half human ginger Steve with an iron axe and my other OC with box hooves.
I'm actually tripping out, here.
And here's the biggest shock, those "carrot top" Steves LOOK. LIKE. ME.
You're probably wondering how I'm writing to you. Its the power Deus Ex Machina.
lol jk. I have horse head mask and a Doctor Whooves toy that allows me to break the fourth wall as well as see the truth past it.
My brother claims he can do the same with his white unicorn mask and a fan made Celestia toy.

To be honest what I mean by toy is figurines that only have movable heads. If its possible to reply, tell me about yourself and if there's a Nyx or Fluffle Puff in your Equestria.
Irons in the fire and bro hooves, Jake and Jack.

P.S. (In your favorite color) You're awesome! And I bet your Jack misses you. Sincerely, Jack Witt.

End Letter

I sat on the bed in what I hoped was Pinkie's room. Stashing away the letter, I got ready for another instant teleport when Pinkie flew into the room with balloons keeping her a float. "Oh hey Lego! What're you doing in my room? I hope it filly friendly~!"

"Wh-WHAT?! Pinkie, we're just friends-" I said hands up as I was cut off by a low whisper in my ear.
"Beware the shipping."

"Are you stalling me so that Box could get here?" I asked. She tilted her head and rubber her chin like genie's lamp, "Maybe I wanted to beat him to the punch- BOWEL! Punch bowel, definately was going to say that! hehehe..."

I got up and backed away slightly, "Anyway, I have letter I want you to see. Just in case you went psycho pie, I made copies. I will show Twilight and the others when the fire dies down."

"Doubt it. The only ones who could see this are me, you, Discord, Princess Luna, and possibly Box. Other would see a blank piece of paper shoved at their face." Pinkie then places the paper on the ground and stomps on it.
"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" I cried, hands in my hair.

Suddenly I flash of blue light filled the room and Pinkie was holding a red hoodie with a tag on it. "Happy Alternate World Birthday. 11/XX/XXXX" Pinkie read. The brand was "UNDER ARMOUR".

"Well, now I have another coll red accessory. How did you know this would happen?" I asked pointing at the hoodie, now in my hands.
"In the words of every Brony on earth, 'don't question Pinkie Pie' or is it 'don't go in the basement'? By the way do you want to make- hehehe -cupcakes with me? For a birthday party?! I need my meds soon... :( *gasp* No! For your Birthday/Welcome to Ponyville party! I mean it IS that date today!"

"Actually I'm busy. First on my list is swap out this red scarf for a bandanna then keep running." I was walking towards the window until something caught my said red scarf.

"You expect to be in MY room and walk out on me?" Pinkie said as her mane and tail slowly fell and her right eye twitching. I pointed above her head as a purple block fell on her as it did me earlier, taking my scarf with it.
"I hope you enjoy Appleoosa, Pinkameanie." I swan dived out the window, breaking the command block that sent Pinkie away.

"Did he just make an impossible escape?!" Box said, looking at the broken shards of what used to be a command block, "The only way he could do that is if he had my All Giver, but no. He somehow summoned something to appear at a distance instead of his hand!"

Just then two panting stallions with stetsons pulling a carriage looked back at their load. That... that... 80 bits!

The door opened and a dusty, red scarfed Pinkamena hopped out knife in mouth. "Doof you wan tof liff?"
"Do... what she... *wheeze* says, we don't have- strength and our only- defense are... *cough* pies."

"Hold it," Box said tossing two bags with 160 bits each, "tell Brae I said hi and before you go, here's some water and Speed V, a potion that will increase your running speed."

"Th- thanks... *huff* sir." They ran off leaving me to put Pink in a head lock with her stabbing what she could before dropping the knife.
"LET GO!!! Please? Or whatever. AKK! Stop!!"

"Where is he?!" Box yelled in her ear. Twilight face hoofed and started spinning a noise maker. *cree kree kreeeeeeeee*

"owww! He was at Sugarcube Corner and he mentioned switching this scarf for a bandanna at the CPS!"
"CPS? What?"

"Told you a gazzillion plus infinity plus one times! C- Castle of the. P- Pony or Princess. S- Sisters. CPS."

Box dropped Pinkie, leading her to grab the noise maker and spin it giggling.
"Even I told you! Not that you take your head out of your flank or anything." Discord said, crossing his arms. He snapped his fingers to have the two of us face to face with Jake.

Just as I emerged from teleportation, I was face to face with Box. "WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!"
"What is my deal? I'm trying to protect Equestria and your existence is screwing that up!"

"Sorry, what? How am I screwing that up?"

"I don't know! But, having the Adminium Arch and almost killing Trixie-"
"Sorry about that. I though ponies were dying! Because grenades and crushing ponies backstage was considered cute!"

"Crushing ponies?!" he asked anger slightly gone.
"Costume contest during Nightmare Night. It was my turn, then Trixie was destroying crap with her grenades! I couldn't save the ponies in the wreckage so I had to suicide into a copied body. In my memory lapse I made a body an Ezio costume with the Arch, ready for something like this to happen or something similar! I had to use an OP sword to clear the wreckage and save suffocating ponies! Go to Scootaloo's school, some of the victims go there."

"I was a witness, but I had to watch Fluttershy so she would bite anybody!" Discord said holding picture of him hugging a resisting Flutterbat, in the background of that selfie was me and a few ponies moving debree to let the other ponies out. He handed the picture to Box who had to close his mouth with a hoof.

"Are you sure she did that?" he asked staring at the picture.
"He isn't. Though I am on the other hand, as I noticed the explosion giving Trixie Goblin her dramatic entrance knocking him out, cold! It was some nice accidental chaos. 10/10, five stars, the whole shabang!"

I heard some doors shut and a voice, "Jake! Why are you running?!" It was Twilight. She entered my room, Box never turned his head. His focus was on the picture beyond 100%.

"I told you to call me Lego! What's the point of changing your name to a more appropriate one if nobody calls you by it? Jake! Jake! Jake! Please for all things holy to you and all things not offensive to everything holy to me, just. call. me. Lego!!!" I said, this alicorn might drive me more insane that bad Pinkie and my letter combined.

"Quit over reacting J- Lego, I rather call you by your real name!"
"Sorry but Jake died long ago. Besides I need your help with something." I said, handing her the letter I handed Pinkie.

"Um... A blank piece of paper... Do you need a quill?" She asked, levitating a feather.

"No no no! I forget. Pinkie told me you can't read it. Luna and Box might though." I said having the paper hoofed back to me.

(After reading the letter...)

"... And I bet your Jack misses you. Sincerely, Jack Witt." I finished, Box, Twilight, and Discord just stared at me. Then the stares were even more confused when I mentioned Pinkie turning one copy of the letter into a red hoodie.
"You have some neat handwriting, wish I could say the same for Jack."

"I'm not sure but, I think I also received his phone." I said, unlocking it. I decided to look at some pictures while everything was sinking in from the destroyed stage to the letter, I tossed in 'healing Trixie' into the trail mix which affected Box slightly.

In the image section I found something that caught my eye. A golden Twilight sucker punching a part human Celestia and the best pony image ever.

Then I found something off. In the middle of the pony pictures, some images appeared very, very creepy...

"Five Nights at Freddy's?" a said aloud. The discussion between the three stopped as soon as I said that.
"What did you just say?!" Box cried.

"I found pictures about a thing, probably a game, call Five Nights at-"
"Good. You don't know. Its best not to know."

I walked up to Box and Discord as Twilight circled around behind me, "It's not a game, here. I heard lore about them being in Tartarus, but I don't know if they would still be around!"

"In Tatarus? Oh my Tia, I'm not ready for this..."

"Ready for what? What're you three talking about?" I asked, a chill on my spine.

"Nopony is ready for Freddy. Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie Bunny, Chicka the duck, and Foxy the pirate fox. It was in an age when ponies slowly abandoned magic, technology was everywhere. A flower shop opened up in a brand new and shining Canterlot, the owner of that shop found four robots in costumes and an extra beaten up costume. Freddy Fazbear's Flower Emporium and Indoor Park."

"It was a period of time where I used a pager to unleash my consciousness but could do nothing but wish for chaos to happen. What I saw went again my morals at the time and made my stomach churn. One day, I heard voices from deep inside the machines like children laughing. Soon four unicorn children went missing and more laughter was heard only by me. Nopony heard anything off, I suppose. Then there was the bite of '87. A pegasus colt was having his birthday, according to paradoxes he would've had a son who would've married Cadence and become possibly another King Sombra... or a clown."

"The bite took out his frontal lobe and made him bleed to death. The night guard there was fired for tampering with the machines, his last night he was found dead. The next night guard Mighty, he nearly survived nine nights and claimed the machines set themselves to 20/20/20/20 and Golden Freddy was after him. There was rumor the colt from the bite survived and grew up to become one with G.Freddy. The death of the children and corruption in their systems combined were told to turn them into indestructible flesh and blood monsters so more powerful robots that can use magic with G.Freddy having wings on his back."

"So this Freddy Fazbear is free to kill? We must stop their reign of terror." Luna said, freaking me out.
I was about to respond when...

A Golden Note

"Through the fire and the flames we carry on!!!"

As the song ended I made a decision to NOT do that again. "*huff huff* Was that necessary?!"
"Sorry! I never heard you three sing rock before in all these years, thought it was a great test for your gems. Sounds like you three can sing anything!"

So many years in the past, its not funny.

"Hey, Adagio?"
"Yes PJ, what is it?" Adagio said in an aggravated tone. The year is still unknown, but the fillies we knew grew up some into their teens... I guess? Either that or they're little mares.

"Excuse- Is it true that you three are finally graduating from your school?" PJ asked a little smile on his face.
"Yes we are. We're also getting a music scholarship at a collage near the castle."

"For realsies, its going to be great!" Sonata said with a hoof in the air and a smile.

"Yeah, sure. We leave one prison and go to a bigger one, sooo much FUN!"
"Hey Adagio, what's wrong?" I asked and she looked back at me with a glare.

"What do you mean? Nothings wrong."
"Yeah somethings wrong. Just a week ago you started acting like Aria on a bad day!"
"What?"

"There's something on your mind, it only helps to vent your anger before something makes it worse."
"Like what? A music-filled rainbow of death destroying our gems?"

"Sonata... what?! That doesn't sound like anything that could happen, like, ever!"

"And I was going to say 'a bacon haired girl sings you to your doom' or something."
"That sounds like it could happen!"

Aria and Adagio facehoofed at what was being discussed and I resisted joining the conversation. Why? My brother freaking about "Rainbow Rocks" and "Not Again" when I was on Earth.

"You know how about some slow, deep breaths as I play 'Dearly Beloved'? Its nice song to listen to as we calm down and talk things out."

Adagio then drowns out the music with "Bad Apple" and shruggs.
"Umm... OK, we listen to that? Sounds angry."

For a moment a familiar tune could be heard as we turned our focus at Sonata. She wore head phones while listening to a familiar leaking tune. We continued having a conversation with two songs playing. Two different tones clashing with everyone sitting and listening.

"I think we should turn off the music-" PJ said reaching for my mp3. I moved it away from his reach.
"Sorry, but something is up. Nopony's music ends 'till we get to the bottom of the barrel."

"Or you just accept nothing is wrong. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're useless now."
"What? Useless how?" I asked, her words struck me in my heart.

"Sonata will probably need your help, but me and Aria are done."

"Is that what this is about? Mentorship drama? We don't even know what we're doing, it was all you! All we did was sit back, judge, and support you. You three could've walked away anytime."

"More evidence that we don't need you. Look, Sonata and I thought of you two as friends now me and Aria just look at you two for who you really are. Losers."

"That's harsh. I don't see that." I summoned a ball of slime then replaced it with a torch. I then tossed the torch and swapped it out for a sword. I then killed myself with the sword and ran back to where I killed myself shocking the three. The music was gone and PJ shook his head.

"Can a loser do that?" I asked retrieving my items, "A loser. Losers don't exist, bullies exist. Those words were nothing, but mean. Do you see me as a friend or a nothing? I don't know where this is going-"

"What just happened?!" Aria cried looking at both mes.
"I can't die. Neither can PJ, if you plan on using that knife to end us then good luck."

"Knife?!!" Sonata cried, dropping the mp3 as she stood from her spot.

"I saw wanted posters. 400 bits if dead, 20 if alive. Well, here's a body. Give it to them for all I care now."
"Well this escalated quickly. To the readers: WTB just happened?!"

I'm trekking through the Everfree looking for Freddy. In one ear is an ear bud connected to one of my mp3s on shuffle. I cringe as the songs change to one I rather not listen to. I turn it off and pocket it. Using my parkour skills acquired from Spider and Box DNA, I started hopping from tree to tree. Sort of like a ninja?

Taking out my iPhone I open a line. "Great Leader. Great Leader. This is the Runner, copy."
"I though we agreed that I was 'moon moon'."
"Its for me, though I never agreed to code names."
"Book Fort to Assistant."
"Sorry Twi, Spike had to relieve himself. Apple Turnover over."
"Sky to Egghead, everything's clear."
"Don't report to me Dashie! Egghead out."

What monster have I made.
"'Egghead'? I thought you were 'Pie'!"
"No that's Inky Pie!"
"Rock to Sky and Egghead. I'm Rock. Boulder says he smells our enemies will contact results ASAP. Rock out."
"Runner to Egghead, I didn't know Inky was here."
"Ruby to Runner. She volunteered to track Freddy down."
"The handsome one to all who care, I'm Pie. I don't see any- Oh, hello. Pie to Runner check your seven and run."

I look over my left shoulder, perched on a tree far off is a golden bear with a tiny black top hat. He has metallic wings on his back and his mouth hangs open with no visible eyes.
"Great Leader to Runner. I forgot to mention, if you see Golden Freddy don't stare at him."
"Pie to Runner. Are you deaf? Run!"
"Rock to Great Leader, G.F. is at sniping range."
"Apple Turnover to Rock. Sniping range? Like you have a gun or something?"

The tree was knocked over by a huge rock, but Golden teleported away.
"No rocks. Rock ou- Rock to Egghead, I think I'm about to die. Rock and Boulder out. for... ever. Tell Maud to forgive me!"
"Inky, what's going on?! INKY!!!"
"Discord... What's going on?!"
"She challenged him. If she stops to talk she could die, somebody will have to find him to redirect the challenge."
"Lego, get her back. Runner runs. You stared at him and let that monster hunt her."

I hopped down from my tree and landed on a huge duck. That is not a duck.
"Runner to Book Fort. Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"This isn't the time, Jake!"
"Screw it. I just rear ended Chicka on my way to ground level and she sounds angry."
"Those three are minors. Foxy is a pro and Golden is a super major."
"Ten Four, Great Leader. Runner... just now spotted Foxy."
"Pie to Ruby."
"Ruby here?"
"I bet fourty bits he dies twice. No. Fifty times."

"High-ho Chicka away!!!"
"Apple Turnover to Runner. What the hay did you just say?!"
"I tamed Chicka and I'm converging on Foxy. Why? I need a faster steed."
"Oh my Tia! hahahaha!!! This is actually funny, he is riding that murder machine like a- He is an ape riding that chicken while chasing a fox."
"GET OVA HER!!!" I screamed in a scorpio voice.

"Ten bits he dies on that chicken."
"You can't hear Scootaloo, but we double if he makes it to Foxy."
"Rock to Egghead. The skies are getting brighter, I'm slowly leaving the darkness."
"INKY! Don't talk. Keep running!"
"Remind me to wipe everyone's minds of this disaster."
"Not me. I want to see you remeet Inky, but this time face to face or something. Like a picnic setting with rock candy."
"You can only do that with Maud! If I got my season right... Since Twilight is royalty, this-"
"Sky to Pie and Ruby. Ya owe me, cough it up!"
"Ruby to Sky. Darling, I didn't agree to this! Ruby out."

"By the way, since Box is leading and four of us are lookouts, what're Twilight, Luna, and Rarity doing? Also Spike and Apple Jack and whoever is on this line."
"Tree to Runner. We are preparing Ponyville and forest evacuation."
"Apple Turnover to Tree. One mention o' Freddy and Granny has more stamina than Big Mac and a bull with a pint of Red Bull in a rodeo! Thu gathering of food fer the evac. is worse than apple buckin' season and zap apple season together!"
"Runner to Apple. What season?! Woah there Foxy John Silver!! Anyway is it me or did night arrive early?"
"Moon Moon to Runner, its midday. What did you do?!"
"Oh I found Goldy Locks, now I have a hat and he's it. Or he might be ticked. He is a floating head with wires and fire?"
"He. Is. It? Are you playing with the ring leader?"

"Yeah. I jacked Foxy up with a speed potion and now we're horse racing this!"
"Ya what racin'?"
"Sorry. Start calling me a stupid ape. ... Not you Foxy Brown."
"Foxy Brown?"
"If its a reference, I still don't get it. Anyway is there a camera mod because I'm booping his nose with a wooden spear as we- never mind I lost the spear."

This went on for hours. Seriously, he is keeping this up for hours. Golden Freddy isn't stopping the chase anytime soon. We finally contacted Celestia to backup Luna to banish the machines to Tartarus. Jake didn't want to abandon Foxy, but the deed was done. Somehow he has a pictures of him with Chicka and Foxy while wearing Barn Raiser's stetson. The fool.

Dear Celestia, A Golden Note

Sunset. A letter jumps out of the fire place just as Celestia returned from lowering the sun.
"A letter? I was about to sleep, but what if its a friendship report? Or a report in general?"

Open Envelope

Dear Princess Celestia,
You may not recognize the writing, but its me Box. I need to inform you about my visit tomorrow for I will be time traveling. According to future me you might want to get over here.

This is more than a urgent call for help. Okay maybe it is because Freddy Fazbear is back and Jake is riding on Foxy's back while screwing with Golden Freddy ~~and we might need some help. Like protect the elements so that they can banish them or turn them into stone.~~ We endangered an Inky Pie, sibling of the well known Pinkie Pie and within a few hours of your arrival Luna will wipe our minds so when we meet Inky again it will be in pleasant scenery and terms.

I digress. Anyway, "Dear Princess Celestia" what I've learned today is... well a lot. Code names suck and never judge a pony by their past actions. We both know Jake didn't directly turn Sombra evil and we have no idea what made Adagio snap, but he's a great guy! ~~Despite a talent of creating negative domino effects.~~ Anyway, I still don't understand why there's no guards here or why he's not being trained by anyone? Anyway, I learned that I have flaws too.

You probably read the news. "Trixie Lulamoon hospitalized details not included"? That Nightmare Night Jake was dressed as a hero from his world so we made Trixie the villain since her plan is to be an actress or something. We had actors all over, acting as if our smoke bombs injured or killed them, thanks illusion spells. Turns out her entrance knocked him out and created real damage. He got into a fresh body he made in secret of even himself and returned with a very dangerous weapon! But that wasn't what injured her. He had the ability to summon explosives if he wanted to! That's what he did, he used TNT to blow up Trixie. Her costume was luckily armored due to the fact she needed to look real. To make matters worse just like in the movie in Jake's world, she got impaled by her glider but luckily didn't hit anything too vital like a lung or heart.

Also remember the time Jake was in a Griffiton Standoff? Early that morning he snuck over to Trixie's room in the hospital, healed her with an instant health potion, then left. According to doctors there was no internal bleeding and no scars, she was in literally the best health she ever had with more strength and energy, to add to the pros! He then ended up in my house for some reason and left to Manehattan. There he used an incomplete version of the morphing power I have and gold paint. He was mistaken for a statue and was grabbed. He then attempted to save a griffon named Gilda, a friend or former friend of Rainbow Dash. Due to our inability to die only he would survive. The only thing that makes me uneasy to trust him is the fact he attempted to kill them all with a bomb, making the victim and three criminals point their guns at him in united fear.

I'm afraid that one day he will make everyone fear him, but that would be judging his book by its cover! ~~If the cover went "tick tick tick" and threatened to end your life...~~ Anyway once you finish reading, this will be an early enough time to get over here.

Sincerely,
Your friend, your champion, your student, your adopted brother, your adopted son? (those were some weird years), your adviser for special occasions, your pen pal, knight of the sun, next door chamber neighbor on and off, sun spy, child of the sun, and whatever other titles you have for me. Box Hooves.

PS: If you keep giving me titles I might have to send a whole second page in order to finish a letter.
PSS: I heard your trying to make me your boyfriend. Those are rumors right? Because the whole "Adopted Brother/Son" thing is weird already I don't need to add "Ex Boyfriend" to the list.

End Letter

(Well there goes my chances of being queen. I guess Lulu and I are still equal minus her own throne.) I leave the letter on my desk and fly off. Oh myself, my back hurts! You'd think having the ability to move the sun could give me a pain killer spell or something! At least I have my looks and healing factor...

After future me disappears, a light appears at the distance then Celestia lands in front of me.
"Is this the devise?" she asked, pointing her regal hoof at my iPhone.

"Yes, but be careful! This thing can instantly kill you, a feature I'm trying to remove." I said, hoofing her the phone she denied and said she'd rather not hold it.
"Tia to Lulu. Where are you?"
"Oh! Um... Z- 200 degrees in the middle of the Everfree."
"Are you aware that you forgot to raise the moon?"
"I'm on it Tia. Moon Moon out."
"Moon Moon? That's a cute nickname."
"Sh- shut up. Its supposed to be serious!"
"Don't worry princess! I almost got 'em! woo boy! Careful! ... I don't care what you think Roxy."
"Roxy?"
"Almost tripped over a rock, rhymes with Foxy, and is a girl's name. ... Hold it. You're a girl?! ... HAHAHA!! You're a funner pirate than Pirate Dash! Are you hearing this?!"
"Sky to Runner. I am funny and I will prove it!"
"Book Fort to Sky. How does he know about PD?"
"Egghead to Book Fort. You can't see it but I'm raising my hoof as hard as I can!"
"Great Leader to Everyone. Can we focus? There are death machines running loose and Celestia is here!"
"Well I'm here and I'm giving a goof off pass. Moon Moon out."

I put away my phone and summon my wings. What's better than a unicorn? A flying one. I can't really call my alicorn form "alicorn" due to the fact I need three races applied to me instead of two. Anyway, I guide Celestia to Luna's location only to nearly fall from the sky. "WHAT THE CRAP HAPPENED TO THE MOON?!"

"Do you like it? I recently noticed the lack of my mural so I put a happy face on it!" Luna said. She looked up then suddenly winced, "That wasn't supposed to happen! Then again, I'm painting in the dark..."

"No kidding! I just got a report that Ponyville is trying to avoid the 'crashing moon' for some reason and everyone is high tailing it out of there!"

"Runner to Moon Moon." called Jake from Luna's iphone.
"Moon Moon here?"
"We can stop Freddy, just please don't drop the friggin moon on our heads!"
"WHY IS EVERYPONY SAYING THOU IS GOING TO DROP THE MOON ON THY HEADS?!"
"I can understand the eternal night thing and- Wait, what? OK, never mind. Keep the moon at bay while somebody looks for the mask!"

Luna shuts off her phone and guides us to Jake. He is riding on Foxy's back still almost like The Lone Ranger and Zorro on their- Wow I just had a disturbing thought. Do we really have slavery in Equestria? Anyway ethics aside, I was prepared for amazing sun godess powers, but instead Celestia used a levitation spell and flew off. Leading Luna to use magic that resembles the magic from the human anime "Fairy Tail" to destroy Golden Freddy.

"Why does she always leave me with the creepy ones?"
"FOXY NOOO!!! I will miss your hook impaling my calf and the fun we had... I will listen to Fox themed music in your honor... :("

Next Day

Letter To: Box Hooves

Dear Box,
I was unaware about the request for taining. I wish that you'd ready him yourself unless you are busy.
Your last letter included a friendship report. I guess? I am pleased still, but I have an extra assignment.
I wish for you to include Lego in some adventures and see if you learn something new along the path.
At the moment we are short on guards.
(Blame the royal couple up north and the Summer Sun Celebration)

This is also an invitation to the best Summer Sun Celebration in a thousand years! There will be three princesses (guess who) and it will have a new meaning, the defeat of Nightmare Moon and the return of Luna!
Lego is invited as well.

Sincerly,
Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria.

PS: Your title will extend forever! Laughing out loud.

Send Letter.

Prep Time!

PANG! PANG! PANG! "Rise and shine! You don't have a rooster so I guess- GET UP!!" exclaimed unicorn Box covered in a suit of pots and steel drums. Its five in the morning and for years I woke up at seven or eight to feed the rats in my cell. Even though I'm free I still feed the Manticores.

"Wha is goin onah?" I ask in a slurred grog from sleep.
"I'm making a man out of you so drop and give twenty push ups."

"Why shood I-" my sentace was cut off by me falling out of a chamber face first. I looked towards my bed to see a zombified me in it.
"Good you're awake. Thirty push and ten crunches. Oh wait I forgot, you always stop at five. Bear crawl to the throne room when you're done." he said, flipping out the door.

Its almost noon when I reach the throne room. How did he do that?! Inside is a whiter than white human highschooler with flame styled hair and blue eyes. He almost resembled a tall, muscular Jonny Test. He had on jeans, Nikes, and a shirt that was red on top transitioning to yellow at the bottom. He was doing one handed pushups over an apple.
"You took a while! By the way, yes I can become a human. Had the DNA acquired when hunting Sunset Shimmer years ago. Who would've thought that me could become even paler? HA! It was priceless!"

He lifts himself over his hand before backflipping into Luna's thone. To be honest I wondered if he was in a circus or something!
"Lesson one: morphing."

"Morphing?" I asked. I thought he was going to make me do an exersize sequence like in 'Rocky III' or in 'Karate Kid' (I miss earth Netflix) but instead I get morphing. Simple.
"Become Rarity like you did with Discord at the Crystal Empire. We have a date with real Rarity to teach you how to walk like a proper lady." Box said with his nose in the air and normal tone.

"Wait... What?"

"You heard me. I already have the gear there and ready. Your pony walking sucks more than the slow and crappy bear crawls I just saw. You could pass for an abused child than a mare."

I think I was just issued a challenge! My body turns black as charcoal as I'm reshaped to the smallest detail into the exact look of the element of generousity bearer. He led me to the foyer only to chunk me inside a crate and blow it up. The mini me's cleared the rubble to reveal me, a recolored Rarity with a anime-like crazy lemon-lime mane and tail with a pink body. Taped to my butt was a mark of a lemon.

"Long story involving me painting my house. We're a tad late so ya better learn to run!" Box said turning into a pegasus as he ran. My schedule is empty so I decided to hoof it... once I stopped tripping over myself. The hind legs are easy its just my front legs won't move in sync.

"Hey minion me, over there, get on my back." I said to a mini me staring at me. He hopped on my back and as instructed soon after, used a stick to guide my leg movements. Next thing I know I've sped to a good speed to almost see Box at a distance talking to Apple Jack at her shop, he turns to me with a knowing smirk.

"Hi! Are you new here? I'm Pinkie Pie! What's that on your back?" our annoying pink pony said, appearing out of nowhere.
And in my best sad face girl voice I responded, "*cough* *sniff* B-Box..."

"hm? What's wrong?" Pinkie asked, her hoof on my shoulder.
"M-my name is Lemon Life and that pony with the fire... fire hair c-c-called me ugly! WAHHHHH!!!" I'm not a great actor, but I think Rarity's face made it work because she soon turned her head and "went ape" on Box.

I took out my map and ran to an alley to go the long way to the Boutique. As I ran by stallions whistled at me and tried to talk to me, until they heard my voice.
"I was born with a filly face, back off!!!"

Once I arrived Rarity greeted me in and guided me to a tread mill. An hour later my minion let Box in with Pinkie death hugging his leg behind him, he had silly string all over his body and a pie on his head. "I hope you happy Jake. For this you're doing pony laps around the castle."

"Worth it, besides I found a new power." I said stumbling a bit with my hoof work.
"Really, darling, what is it?"

"Its not a MOD so I could've done it for years if I'd known . I can redesign myself and my forms now so Lemon Life is a thing now... Though I'm thinking dark colors for my Flash Sentry body with a styled mane."

"Cool cool. Think fast." as soon as he said that I was knocked off the tread mill by an apple and dropped the diamond axe I placed in my mouth.

"That wasn't a nice thing to do!"
"Either your motor skills suck or the ability is more incomplete than imagined. Not only can you lack in aquired voices, but you lack in magic too."

From the floor I returned to my normal form (also attracting my axe to my inventory) and sat up, "Who throws an apple?!"
"The Apple family, darling."

"Never mind. Who made you Yoda?" I said followed by Box summoning a... crate. I looked to my left to see my minion grimace and looked at me with a face that said either 'OMG what've you done?!' or 'boo! I'm scary!'

"I've seen so much in my years of freedom. Many wars fought both won and lost. I provided food to the starving in the areas I stayed in as well as made book that made you look great, to pass the time. Those stories are not just adapted versions of your poorly written diary, they were reminders to me of how to start the life of a hero. You know? With immortality, since you can't die all you would need to do is remember the lost. I do. I hear their laughs, their cries, even their voices in my dreams." he said standing on a soap box wearing a glare that seemed vacant, "I dare you to knock me off this old crate without getting injured."

To be honest I almost had tears from his words, but a dare was actually enough to brighten my mood. I must be a cruel jerk to think of dares over talk of lost lives...

"Without getting injured?" taking one step forward, "I think that would be easy task to com-" I was cut off by Box stepping off the box and a pain in my left shoulder catching my attention.

"Quit the dramatics... unless taking a step closer was just a step. If you looked around, you would've seen one dark blue tile on the ground of this light blue kitchen floor. Observe behind me is a lemonade pitcher full to the brim of tea, but how is it full with the hole on the side?" Box said displaying said landmarks, "I hid a pressure plate and dispenser with one arrow. You got injured and I was still on the box in the meantime."

I looked to said arrow stuck in my shoulder, blood slowly oozing from the wound. "Even if you did get close to me, you would've learned that I was standing on a sticky piston. Well I think I have a report for Celestia to write and a boutique to unarm." he said, taking nearly everything at the surprise of Rarity.

"Darling, did you just say 'a boutique to unarm'?" Rarity asked.
"Yes. Its been armed for sometime- That reminds me, I forgot to find the TNT in Golden Oaks! Hopefully she doesn't have an experiment involving giant fireballs!"

I heard a pop, inside my inventory a blue envelope appeared. I opened it up to find a neatly folded paper and a smaller blue envelope. I opened the paper, on it's corner is a green Cyrix logo meaning it was from alternate me.

-Look at Paper-

If you can respond, how can a fireball cause an explosion to a tree? I doubt ponies use gas- wait never mind.
Anyway in case this is early, prepare for a giant... um... what's it called?

Huge, red. Sucks a lot? Has black hooves and is very muscular? Grows bigger the more it sucks?
Anyway prepare to fight Discord again.
- Jake Witt (earth)

-Put away Paper-

Big, red and black that sucks a lot? Sounds like "Kill La Kill" to me. So I have to prepare for eating lemons and a terrible anime? Done! I look over at the small, blue envelope and read the note aloud.

Read Note

Spoilers~!

End Note

"Spoilers? That reminds me! I need in eat the almost expired cakes! Gottagobye!" Pinkie said leaving, filling her mouth with a "pixie stick" sugar as she closed the door. Looking out the window, colorful straws, once full sugar, litter her path. Where do ponies keep things without an inventory? My guess, the might have pockets or pouches.

Waving good bye, I ran out the door and off the nearest cliff. Later grabbing my stuff from my dead body, I walked into town.

Everywhere ponies stared up at my very being as I tower over them. It has been a long time and with these new skills acquired... what? months? meh. I can finally do this one thing I've been dying to do!

I started jumping and stacking wooden boxes under me, getting a few shocked gasps from the ponies below. I stopped when the crowd looked like little ponies... wait. Screw it, I can say what ever- well technically its thinking, but still. I take a balancing pose as I crush a few blocks under me to get into better view.

"Hello ponies! Look at that unicorn, now back to me. Look at your nearest minotaur, aaand back ta me. Sadly, they aren't me." I said, pointing with my free leg. "But if they learned summoning spells and could break a tree with ten, one fist, punches may be. Just may be they could be me!" I hop down and tossed two command blocks at my box stack, sending both command blocks along with their load to Sweet Apple Acres. (Shes raising another barn)

"Look at my hand, its an apple. Look up, back down. Fiiive Golden Apples~! Four potatoes, three big carrots, two wooden sticks, and cake for for a princess!" I sang balancing golden apples in my right hand, potatoes on my knee, holding two wooden sticks with carrots and a cake impaled on said sticks.

"Turn around look again! Where are we? We're near a dragon horde, about to be burnt to a crisp!" I said in diamond armor, juggling burning potatoes on blaze rods. (My summoning material is limited...)

"Jump up, stomp down if your gonna come around! If we work together helping Twilight win the crown!" I shouted, as we all appeared in Twilight's library everyone wearing tourist outfits as Twilight and Spike just stared at the spectacle, "Anything can happen if your pony isn't bland!"

We reappear in the market place, back to normal except for me, "I'm on a pig." I finished, riding off towards Fluttershy's cottage, with command blocks tied to ropes following, where a sunset was at apparently. So I was riding a pig towards the sunset? meh, who cares? Not me!

Meeting a Displaced Plant 1/2

Author's Note

Rambling about Ben 10. Yay?

At least there's two fights.

Meeting a Displaced Plant 1/2

Morning again and it's week 2 day 1 of Box being a sudden "Biggest Loser" coach for me. If I had my old metabolism, I would need it but now it just hurts. On the bright side: Box said he knows a crafting recipe for bacon. Yes. It is confirmed. I am doing this for bacon. Not ham. Not turkey-bacon. Sunset Shimmer hair colored bacon (last week's Old Spice parody allowed me to stay me and be in the human world for a short period of time, so I stalked a girl I had a crush on).

After my push-up session, I spawned some cake and crammed quarter sliced down my gullet. I went outside to check my pumpkin garden- I went outside to check my little ponies in town, especially Rarity. I left an order for her to make some changes to my red hoodie and my Ezio costume, the results were interesting. I somehow gained a more modern, athletic version of Conner's costume. Sort of like Desmond's hood but red and blue.

I ran to the library, hi five Scootaloo, and teleported into the room. >:) No doors to block my path! There Box introduced me to an orange folder with a message. The message was simple: "World = Burn. Got it?"

We arrived to the location of the message. It was carved in a tree with hearts and skulls around it. I don my usual armor: diamond helmet and shoes with emerald (blast resistant) chest plate and (fire resistant) pants. My weapons are a flame bow I crafted with the data from my game avatar's flame sword and a bow. In both hands are emeralds swords with push back and flame IV. I think I still have a diamond shield. Box wears a customized gold guard armor and with shades.

"I'm telling you, protect your eyes. Enemy blinds you and you're in trouble. I don't even care if you can bounce back with a new body, if lives are on the line do you think their going to wait for their dead hero to return? Nope. Even a speed five potion can save them fast enough." Box said, he was about to continue when a child's scream filled the air.

"It's time! This is what I've trained you to do for a week."
"It is? So what, I run laps around the nearest threat and bench press him into submission?!"

He broke a speed potion in our wake as we sped towards the scream. In a village, not so far away, an invasion was taking pla- Creepers. Green plant creatures with tall bodies, four tiny feet, and a big head. They reproduce through exploding and sending their seeds onto the dead to grow their population.
"I thought Equestria didn't have creepers! Box... what did you do while I was gone?"

"It started off as a want for a pet during war... And long story short Bomby's death won a war and nearly started the apocalypse. There must be a creeper hive around here somewhere..."

"We are going to have words."

"Please no. It was the mommy Celestia stages and we had words in forced public. I've never been a little colt, but I felt like a little filly... Then I had words with Luna."

Flashback...

"Tell everyone you're sorry."
"But Tia, I stopped the Dragon War!"

"Don't give me that! You doomed us all, my little sunflower!"

"Please don't call me that."

"I am your mother so I can call my foal whatever I want, Mr. Snuggles!" she said flaring her wings. She would be intimidating if my focus wasn't on the guard filled room having a mix of anger and giggle fits. Some guards looked confused, probably out of the loop.

Flashback much closer to the present.

"HOW DARE YOU-"

"Never mind. I would want to know what Tia said though I take your word about Luna." I said, torching a creeper skyward. It's obvious that their weakness would be fire. Hacking and slashing the creatures, each death brought back memories of Mine Craft both online and on XBOX. I would be ready to show my superiority only to die from a surprise creeper destroying my house and crafted maps and clocks.

Each decapitated plant beast, reminded me of the times I survived the nether only to be blown up as soon as I returned home with a ghast tear. Each time I impaled a weed it was in honor of my giant Steve's head and legs, for I wasted a week working on the diamond sword he held to be a perfect size. Listening to their explosions in the clear gave me more joy than finding a cat to scare off the creepers.
"WHO IS KILLING MY CHILDREN?!"

Sorry, but what? From the ground a bipedal plant creature with a red-yellow plant head and- hold on. In case you're a Cartoon Network nut and you watch Ben 10, you'd recognize this guy.

"Who might we have the honor of having conversation with?" Box said with ease despite the All Giver in his mouth (which he could easily carry in magic if he wasn't an earth pony right now).

"To be honest, I forgot. I'm stuck between either Wild Vine or Swamp Fire. Either way, my title is the same. I am savior of the Everfree and my garden you're killing." he said, setting his hands on fire. Yes, he can do that.

I raise my hand as if in school and respond, "Your name is Swamp Fire. Now down to business, why are you invading this town?"

"Oh sweet! Thanks man... And we are not invading. We are in the process of rescuing our young, in accord to my observation it turns out the floral napping was an accident. Somebody's kid thought one of my flowers were cute and wanted a pet. He will get a scolding for leaving the herd during migration, especially with our history with the ponies!" Swamp held a hand between his eyes once he said "history" and a venomous tone with "ponies".

"Though, it's interesting seeing another human in this world. Well actually, I was human... Either way, you sound like a Ben 10 fan! Come! I'd like to talk about ourselves and Ben!" he motioned to me with a vine, daring not to get near Box.

"Well I used to be a fan until..."
"Until what? Ultimate Alien? I still don't see what's wrong with it, besides the ending."

"Ultimate Alien is fine. It's Omniverse that I don't like." Box keeps his distance as we walk within a mob of creepers.

"What's wrong with it? I always wanted to see it, but some guy named the Merchant sent me here. Besides being a savior of plants, I regret being displaced. I'd really like to know what's wrong." Swamp said, his voice was falling out of character and his green eyes turned a sky blue.

"There was a major art change, Gwen and Kevin go to collage leaving Ben behind. Almost all of my favorite aliens are either gone or have terrible costumes. A chicken villain. Grampa Max owns a Plumbing shop, and it turns out to be an underground Plumber HQ. They butchered the original Ben 10 with eleven year old Ben flashbacks and give that Ben a cool alien that dies." I said, placing my hands in my armored pockets.

"That sucks. Is there anything good or different besides art?"
"That depends. Does an underground alien city on Earth and Ben's new partner Rook, count? He also has a Bigfoot alien with electric powers and a miniature planet alien. Oh and my favorite of the new aliens, Blox, is an alien made of Legos! The new villain are ok. And one of them gave Kevin an alien dog."

"Well now I feel like talking about ponies. Ten year old Ben has the same voice actor as Twilight Sparkle. Geek out."

After an hour Box forces me to head back home, but an explosion said otherwise.

Hello readers, my name is Seth. I am currently half king of the creepers. I'm a displaced. Meaning I used to be from Earth and now I'm Swamp Fire from my favorite TV show Ben 10. In case you read what was up there: the explosion was for me. If you want to know who that is, all I type now is that he is a plant alien with Dead Pool healing abilities with fire and plant powers. Lego Craft in my perspective is long gone, when in truth: he might come to save me.

Looks like I am not alone. He is a Mine Craft displaced. My Ex is too, I know because she is here causing creeper warfare. I want to save my garden, she just wants to see it burn. In case you're a Nickelodeon nut and you watch Danny Phantom (Because who watches Ben 10?) then I can easily tell you that she decided to dress up as Vegetated Sam on that fateful day. Process of elimination and the fact I became my costume... I guess you don't get good grades reading this.

"Seth, darling. How are you?" Ivy-Sam asked. She has a nice, slender body wearing a black leaf dress with huge spiked vines "Doc Oc-ing" from her back. Instead of black hair like Sam she has brown hair with some blonde streaks ending in a pony tail. He hair reminds me of wood flooring that her face and my swampy foot would meet. Though to be honest: I miss her more than anything.

"Still trying to process the break up. I mean, how ironic is it that your character wants to save plants but mine can burn things, but we want the opposite? Ivy, please snap out of it! Think of the children!!"

As soon as I said that one of my seeds blew up, killing its school. "What children? All I see are my bed of bombs being controlled by ponies and flame king on a thone of lies."

"TURNIP FOR WHEAT?! See Box, I can plant too."
"Beet it, bitch." Lego's pony said extending his wings. Wait wings? Oh my god, he's on of those alicorn OCs! And Ivy says I'm on a throne of lies?!

Next thing I know, I'm punching myself on the ground and explosions are everywhere. I enter the ground and transport myself among the roots just in time to rise from the ground, and uppercut Ivy with a muddy fist saving Lego in the process. She tries to control me again, but I can't let this psycho win!

I fall to my knees, actually willing to let him out. He calls himself a king, but I just call him him. I never liked the guy, though besides sharing a body and mind, we have a common goal: save the creeper race! My body turns a bright brown as my vines turn into tree limbs and bark. My back extends to a big blue bulb and my face merges with it as my limbs grow and increase in strength.

"Ultimate Swamp Fire?!" Lego exclaims in a fan boy-ish tone.
"Close you retarded meat sack. Swamp man can't talk now, my name is the bombastic KING CREEPER!!!" we said, chunking fire bombs at Ivy-Sam like its rain.

"Swamp shit? I AM MAKING IT RAIN!!!" we said to ourself soon lunging at our polar opposite dream girl- Ex- my love- EX!!! We argue with ourself in our head. That would be our weakness if I didn't gain control of my left hand, clobbering her more than the Thing. We regain full control as a creeper blew us off Sam, due to her plant DNA, her healing factor kicked in as she summonded sharp vines, impaling our half friend... Lego was it?

A tear fell from our eye as we questioned if should care or not. We look over to the pony defending himself from a hoard of mind-controlled creepers, not even phased that- OH SHIT!!! Out of nowhere some guy dressed like a patriotic Desmond Miles shows up with a hoe and drags our ho to the ground in one quick move. In his other hand he wields a diamond axe, which he uses to cut off her vines.

As one of her spiked vines reaches the ground, it sticks its injured side into the soil. It grows into a plant creature twice the size of King Creeper. It has a sickly light green skin with powerful, muscular arms and dark green beak, head spikes, and hands with two sharp vines making an X across its torso. Ya know? I fought this guy before and only once, in my opinion he is also a crappy playable. His name is Undergrowth, one of the ghosts that possessed Sam in the show...

Holiday Interruption

We like to interrupt this interesting story to bring you current tradition.

Just because I'm away from home doesn't mean I avoid Christmas. I'm fine with the Nightmare Night replacing my Halloween, but Hearth Warming seems way too forced. Besides, those windbags in the sky ignore me and Box every year. I like to call it immortality.

*ding dong*

I don't remember an ancient castle having a door bell? I push open the foyer door as a gryphon walks inside. She is a mail carrier from her uniform. "I've made a terrible mistake..." she said as she handed my package. Inside is some smoked bacon kit with bacon ready to cook over a fire. As I singed a the paper, I invited her in.

My dungeon room, the foyer, library, and throne room are the only renovated rooms in the entire building. The plumbing here is finally set up since this morning thanks to my Minecraftian powers. Why am I telling you this? Oh yeah it's because I made a lava fireplace in the throne room, made for my bacon.

"A mistake?" I asked registering my guest's statement.
"Yes. My coworkers warned me about the weather. A blizzard to solve global warming! Stupid ponies to be honest. With this weather I won't be able to return home for Hearths Warming. I hope you enjoy your bacon... mister?"

"Lego Craft. Yeah, those windagos are jerks. At first it was forced cheer, now it commercial cheer. Where do you live?"

"Lego Craft? I'm Zippy Glide, daughter of Dive 'Bomb' Glide. So Lego Craft? Like from those children's books?" Zippy asked, with a claw to her chin. I'm currently wearing an itchy snowman sweater and a Santa hat. I could really use a scratch...

"I was unaware of any children's books. But yes I am from some books. Anyway, you were telling me where you live?" I pulled out a map and a quill.

"Why do want to know where I live?" she asked, giving me a burning glare instead of a suspicious look.
"Do you want to be with family or not? I have to be at a friend's house today. Please, where do you live?"

She pounces on me, I would've dropped my items if they didn't return to my inventory. "Are you threatening me?!"

I walked into the room in a red-green striped shirt and elf hat seeing my pale last face with a angry bird-lion shaking dead me in fear. I roll my eyes as I tapped her shoulder. Like a cat, she hissed and flew to the ceiling. "I know how to send you home without going outside. And please, don't do that again. Twice this year I've been scared to literal death."

"Long story short, I sent the gryphon home. I bet she's thanking me right now. Anyway, in the spirit of our similar holidays-"
"Jake, that is still no excuse for being late." Twilight cut me off. I appeared in the middle of our gift exchange with my foot placed exactly where Spike's present was place, sending shards of emerald everywhere, mostly in my leg.

"There wasn't any blizzard outside! Only a small snow storm." Rainbow said with a Daring Doo book with shards on the back cover.
Pinkie had an inflatable tree filled with holes an air. How the air was still in the tree escaped me as the mare hiding behind it caught my attention, in her mouth a candy cane broke and it's hook would've hit the treehouse door if Pinkie hadn't catch the treat in her tongue.

"I got this." Box said as he reversed the area's time with something. Returning everyone's gifts and Pink's tree to normal. "Spike opening gift take two!"

As I take a seat a purple light appears as another me stands in the middle of the circle, falling limp onto Fluttershy who ran for dear life into the kitchen. "I swear, I did not see that coming!"

Meeting a Displaced Plant 2/2

CRASH!!! Okay, nobody punts me inside a... Barnes and Neighble. I should give Twilight a present from here, aside from that: a section of the place is on fire. I look up from the ground to see three plant figures looming over the glass ceiling, Sam, Undergrowth, and a possessed Swamp Fire.

Long story turned short, King Creeper was instantly KO'd in a quick fight with Undergrowth as soon as he appeared. Due to the magic in Equestria, Undergrowth's ghost body gained a pair of legs that broke Box's neck and punted me into this fine bookstore. With books. Made from dead trees. Trees are plant- these guys are angry. That's where I'm going with this! :(

Swamp Fire did an impressive flaming swan dive from the ceiling with an excellent Iron Man type landing. His eyes shined a dark purple, in Ben 10 that is the universal color of either magic or possession. Before a word could be spoken, my gut met a strong fist.
"Weak. Get up! GET UP!!" he said in a harsh tone.

I lifted my legs to donkey kick him- which failed due to the fact: he caught my limbs and set them on fire... and back to normal. As he tried to torch block flesh I sipped on a healing potion, throwing away a glass bottle. Fun fact: I had a fire protection potion with me.
"Sir, I'd rather not look like a liar in front of the element of honesty... So can you please stop?"

"What're you doing, you fool?!" Sam called down, getting a loud grunt from Swamp.
"Yeah, what're you doing with my jeans?"

Undergrowth was the first to attempt to strike me. In case you're wondering: I have spare pants on me for some reason. I stashed away my hood and slapped on my gear. Their attention is focused on me as I drop a flashlight through the glass.

I allowed him to snap my neck. If Equestria has one ghost, displaced or not, more are yet to arrive from this. Besides, I needed to see if Twilight took care of my clone body or not. I reawoke, not feeling like my usual, magical self and decided to walk it off. After staring at my reflection in a scalpel and spoon, she didn't do well in the care department.

"Spike!" I called out, climbing up the stairs in my cyborg-lizard pony body. Having cold blood feels like a combination of a spa and the ice bucket challenge having a baby with itchy scales all over it. The young drake reacted to my appearance by swatting the metal side of my dead with the head of a broom, not really much... Without warning, I fired an eye laser and set the child safe weapon on fire. Twilight entered the room, catching the tool in her magic and teleporting it.

"Twilight, you're here. I though you had some pony picnic or something."

"Please don't be angry! My lab blew up a few times and after trying to repair your body I decided to experiment with it..."

"To be honest, the body is cool and scary at the same time. The reason I'm here is urgent, gather the elements and alert the princess of a Code G. Bust, Lego might be in trouble or he could be doing fine- I'm not sure. I will prep a body then retrieve my All Giver, in the meantime grab the elements."

"WHO DA F*** DROPS A FLASHLIGHT?!" Swamp calls from below. Undergrowth orders Sam to do something in some weird silent plant language ending in him actually doing something besides an awkward stare, keeping the Nickelodeon theme, he falls on his back and does the "Spongebob photosynthesis" motion before falling head first into Swamp Fire's body.

"I couldn't drop a cake, the wheat slaughter might be offensive to some pansies! And I mean the flows FYI!" I exclaimed, slicing through some vines with my 'butter knives' and placing a glass block in midair to keep my footing.
"Stay still!"

"I'll do that once I'm dead! Or asleep. Or... Actually I've been still for far too long. Are you two new here? I mean, Swamp has a good grip on his powers and you haven't even laid a finger on me- unless vines count."

"Shut up!" came the roar of Swamp Growth? How do I fuse two names anyway? He looked normal besides the increase in size an the thorns on his shoulders and limbs. Across his chest is Undergrowth's X vine and as he lands, the fire sending him through my glass block slowed his decent. After a pause to see his next move, he grips his head and continues to scream, "Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!!!"

I shrug it off as Sam sucker punches my gut and proceeds to slit my neck with a sharp thorn. "Ouch! Isn't punching my gut enough for you to not go that low?!"

"WHAT?!"

"Nice skill too, two inches below my chin. I think I lost three hearts from that, do you know if there's bandages that won't choke me or-"
"How are you not dead?!"

"One, I can't die. I always bounce back with a baby smooth body. Two, is there any blood in Mine Craft? I mean, right now my neck is Niagara Falls but I'm not paling! I'm a medical paradox at the moment. Oh and I can't feel my legs, good job." I said, feeling some pain. You get used to it, but my current pride overshadows my wound. She held me with some silence. Hanging in the air. I think ponies are taking pictures in the distance.

Then I felt glass break on my head.

As soon as we arrived on scene, a crowd of Pegasi and cloud walking unicorns and a few griffons observed the scene. Lego dropped something in the building then proceeded to do some weird sword twirls and a kick to some vines followed by slashing through vines like butter on top of a glass block placed in midair. I was about to dive to help him, especially when Swamp Fire emerged to join the fight only to fall to the ground.

I believe there's an internal struggle going on between plant men. I signaled my team of the Elements, Luna (for some reason), and Spike being held by an owl. Luna tosses me a tube that resembles a thermos. It is made of gold with some silver sun decals and red, blue, and navy blue runes. It was originally made by Starswirl when everyone called him crazy and has been upgraded by me and the princesses, the runes allow the container to absorb ghosts and some demons. It has sat in sunlight for so long it might as well have infinite power or bored spirits. Actually, that's where my runes come in. We can either use the powers of whatever is imprisoned until it's weak, sending it to the world of the dead, dreams, or Tartarus with the help of Luna's runes.

I drop an instant heal on Lego and motion my team to attack as soon as Sam slit Lego's neck. It all happened so fast, we exorcized Swamp and Sam and Twilight's group made sure Undergrowth was weakened as he transferred from Swamp's body to the thermos. They almost turned Swamp into stone until we straightened things out.

Years ago.

"Sonata? It's what, three in the morning?" I said in my bed with Box in his own bed asleep in our tent with Sonata's hooves on my shoulder.

"I needed to see you. I'm afraid of Adagio and Aria... Please, I need you to talk to them!"

"I'll see what I can do. Only for you though, to be honest: I just think her developed attitude sucks. I mean what happened to our Adagi from a year or so ago?"

"SONATA! What're you doing?" the one mare that used to be one of best my friends entered my makeshift home, kicking whatever was in front of her out of the way, "I told you never to talk to it again."
"She isn't talking to it. She is talking to me, she can do whatever she wants to do. I mean, you're basically adults!"

"If you don't leave, we will call the guards. A monster, foal napping, or rape. Me and Adagio chose all of the above, we're basically adults, right?"

"You know, that was uncalled for. I have Sonata as my witness, even Box!"
"Actually, we can do whatever... Our music allows us to get whatever we want... Two against me- I can't fight them. I guess this is goodbye... For- forev- for-"

"Obviously, forever. Strangely you two are not affected by our songs so in case we ever meet again, prepare to go deaf or great defeat." she said. Their voices synchronized as they left the tent, Sonata last with a frown.

Author's Note

I'm thinking about breaking my rules. Besides the bacon crafting recipe might actually be canon despite not finding a MOD for it.

Swamp Fire

Ultimate Swamp Fire (King Creeper)

Sam

Undergrowth

Rollin with Luna

Author's Note

If I offend anyone, please don't hurt me!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a dictionary should have "open carry weapon laws" for they might end thee!

Rollin with Luna

Screw this. I'm going by Earth years now, today is January XX, 2015 according to a newspaper on the side walk. I finally found where Sunset Shimmer lives. Only problem: I returned to Equestria before I could write my Z axis. Why do I need that? She lives in a hotel and I want to be on her floor, that's why you silly, silly reader.

On second thought, I can guess Dungeons And Dragons style. I don't even like the game, but at least I can say I've met actual dragons! I roll a dodecagon and lost my die, resulting in a Z: 110. I write the possible coordinates and appeared in a smelly, soft, closed-in space. I peeked my head, now hearing the fall of water. A bathroom.

I was about to leave when the one grabbing appeared. I didn't what to think: angry, sad, or 'why am I still here?' combined with 'why is SHE here?' In another circumstance I would chew her out, but she beat me.
"JAKE?! WHAT THE EEF?!" screamed Adagio.

"This was just coincidence. Now that I know you're alive, I will hunt you down. Be glad current Equestria is cool with my return because I had a lot to think about rotting in that prision- Oh wait. You don't know." Adagio had this mixed emotion look... or she is angry. Sometimes my asberger fueled rage blinds my facial regonision.

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!" Adagio screamed from
"Adagio are you alright in there?" Sonata asked from behind the door.

Before she could respond my time was nearing and end so I started grunting and exclaim, "JUST PEACHY!"
"WHO ELSE IS THERE? I thought we agreed Adagio!" Aria called in.

"Yo dawg, join us!" I called out then followed with, "Let's roll some dice, pardner!"

"Adagio! What the f***?!"

"Its not me, its Jake!"
"Which one? Theres about five Jakes here." I said then using my mp3 and speaker to make a sound of multiple men cheering and clanking glasses. I have no idea what happened next, because I was on my bed LMAO-ing.

"Lego, I need help hanging a toilet to my closet ceiling- What's so funny?"

"HAAHA HAA! Oh my gosh... hehe." I held my side as I crawled up the front of my bed and stared at Box with a grin.

"What are you laughing about?"

"Revenge. Did you know: I can appear in Canterlot High's world in a temporary amount of time?"

"I diiiiiiiiiid~!" Dicord sang, raiding my mini fridge... again.

"Anyway, remember the Dazzlings?"

"You mean Saphire Shore's ancestors? Or them?"

"If 'them' Adagio and her sisters, yes." I proceeded to tell him what happened besides stalking Sunset like a dead Andrew Hussie.
"And why were you at that hotel?"

Crap.

"I was there! He paid for Sunset Shimmers's buss ride on his way downtown, he decided to jott down the coordinance and realized she forgot her purse!"

"And I think I might've left it... behind?"
"Do not fret, my boy! I already fixed your mess." said Discord 'my fairy god father' with a pipe in his mouth.

Meanwhile in America.

"Jake was in the bathroom? Jake Witt?" asked Aria. The group had gotten dressed up in ugly Christmas sweaters and had money for their shopping spree all over Sonata's bed. On a table was a layout for a school, plans, and a schedule. In the corner sat Sonata mumbling something about tacos. The girls could care less.

"Yes. Who else has an MP3 player with random sounds and leave pixel apples?" Adagio said, slipping on one of her giant boots. She held out a bag of three apples left for them.

"Why is he hunting us down again?"

"We called him useless and tried to sell him in a 'get rich quick scheme' as well as called him a freak, monster, and denied Sonata of being his friend." Adagio turned her head towards the siren in the corner and shuttered.

"Oh yeah. To be honest I miss free will Sonata, she was much more interesting and smarter than current Sonata. Do you think they could be a threat?"

"Yes. They will be a threat to you. I hope he defeats GAHH! I don't thinks so... Oh look! This stuff looks like cotton candy! Can I eat it Adagio?"

"What just happened?" Our orange siren said to the pinkish purple siren. Aria stared at her sister in the corner, her collar actually zapped Sonata. That's never happened in awhile, a long, long while.

Back home.

The night came faster than realized. I signed off 'Fighting Is Magic' to the dismay of Button Mash in Canterlot.

"Good night, Mash." Lego said, switching into his green pajamas instantly.

"I'm going to see if Box is online. Good night. Oh and I will defeat you someday." Button reminded me for the tenth or so time today.

"Lego Craft! Sleep!" came a voice from nowhere. I hadn't gained enough time to reach my bed as I fell into a swift and sudden deep sleep.

"Your my hero!" cried Lemon Mare on my leg as I expertly sniped ten nazis in one shot with my eye patch eye. I held her in my fourth arm as I flew into the air, spewing fire upon the burning land transforming it into Hawaii. I looked down to Luna with an angry glare.

"Can thou put me down? I have wings so I really want to use them." my brain snapped and I was back to my boring, normal self in my green night wear. We stood in Animus Island from the Assassins Creed II trilogy.
"LUNA?!?"

"We don't have time for pleasantries. Sonata needs your guidance and if she keeps struggling her sister's magic might kill her. I know how you might react so I... What's the word? Muted thee." she said explaining why am I'm screaming silence, "She is still your friend! Listen up! She is trying to will herself free and the result involves death by electricity.

She transformed into a regal version of principe Luna as we entered a burning village on one side and a colorful wall with chipping paint on the other side. The wall was infinite in size. We heard the sound that reminded me of munching as we closed in on the only safe building in the town. A Taco Bell.

"Please stop! I don't want to eat anymore tacos!"
"But it's Taco Tuesday! I can't taste the tacos without you!"
"It's Saturday!"
"What? Oh my gosh, it's actually Saturday! But it's always Tuesday here...?"

"Your welcome. We wish to speak to you in private." Luna said as I appeared from behind her in a blue suit. Hey, I'm invading a dream that looks ugly, if I look welcoming she might not be disturbed.

I walk out from behind Luna with my arms behind my back, taking slow steps. For some reason once I came into view flowers and taco-bunnies appeared at my feet. It's taco colored rabbits with sombreros to save those from a bad thought. "Nice to see you again... Sort of."
"Sort of?" Luna asked.

"I believe the whole 'mind control' thing, but her face still reminds me of the ghostly dragon-pony thing screaming a hole through my abdomin. Anyway, nice to see the true Sonata." I held out my hand for her to take. As her hand neared it started to fade away then it returned when she pulled it back.
"Please... I don't trust him. I don't want to be alone..." Shade Sonata said, cowering behind real Sonata.

"Don't worry, I enjoy a good Doritos Locos Taco. Though, being in Equestria I learned how to make a taco salad. I'm serious, taco. salad." I said my mental image creating a lawn chair with a plate of the salad in my lap, "mmmmm!"

Both Sonatas joined my Backyard BBQ party circle. Over at the grill Luna wore a 'kiss my moon' apron with an unamused look on her face. She bent the spatula, which continued flipping burgers without her.
"What do you want to talk to us about?" Shade asked, feeding true Sonata some salad with extra Fritos.

"We need to learn Adagio's plan. Now, I just want to know so I can prepare Twilight."

Before Sonata could speak her copy blurted out, "We found Equestrian magic recently! We plan to feed ourselves with the magic and we will be the best of friends with a army of, like, everything! I plan on having every Pizza Hut demolished once we take over the world."

"Yeah stereotypical villain things." Sonata added with her nodding head.

Luna returned to her pony form as she informed us of our timing, "We will return when the time is right. Do a favor for us?"

"Sure? I guess?"

"Obey your sisters. If you keep trying to free yourself death will come knocking. I don't entirely see fault with number two, so expect me to try to save you too. I will not say good bye, but I will tell you this: see ya later!" I called as Luna and I rose into the air.

I woke up with my head near my bed and a glowing blue cube in front of my face, touching my nose.
Uhh. This is the...Animorph...Wade. Call me... if you need any help? came a voice from nowhere. Then it hit me like a train going from Appleoosa to The Crystal Empire with a Princess on board: it's a token! My first token! Why couldn't one of these thing bail me out years ago? I remember my token being a golden MP3 player, who would want that if iPods exist?

Lyra

Author's Note

The blue cube is a token from "Applegate" by Flutters Is Shy

I did a quick sweep. I edited the end so people could see what I said.

Lyra

I stared at the blue box in my hands. Every time I poked it the same call would fill my head. This guy Wade is an Animorph from another Equestria. Yesterday morning upon receiving the token (I started calling it the Teseract because its a glowing blue cube that reminds me more of Avengers than Animorphs) I made a sound that I've tried to make, but soon avoided it. Did I really squee?

What made matters worse, Box was in the room nudging my body. I jumped fully awake as he nudged my body, "Did you just squee? Wooow. What the hay is that?"

"Its a token from another world..." I said. He left me alone for the rest of the day and today. I never ate this morning and decided either I should either call him or brag to everyone and everything. I mean c'mon? The multiverse just gave me a sign to be a neighbor! Besides I owned nearly all of the Animorph books including the big Visor III book and tiny TV show summary books... Have I mentioned what Animorphs are? The last TV show I saw on Earth Netflix, five kids and a blue centaur-like alien gain the ability to become animals to save Earth from tiny slug aliens called "the yerks?" I digress.

They have a two hour limit until they have to get out of their animal/bug/alien forms or else their stuck in those bodies, one of them became stuck and made a whole arc about him running away from home. In reality he was stuck in the form of a hawk, a bird that is common near Fluttershy's cottage. (I could go on, but this is my story.)

Anyway! If I'm going to call a human from an alternate reality I should get this place ready, but first a letter to Swamp Fire. I mean he should know how this works being displaced and all... Or he could care less, who knows? Or the paper might offend him, being a plant and all.

I decided to travel to Twilight's tree on foot (by request of everybody especially Box), opening my map as I left to make sure I was on the safe trail. I passed Fluttershy's- she lives near by? I should visit more often. Back on topic, I arrived in Ponyville... What?!

"Oh, you actually took a walk. Good... and you still have the cube in your hand." Box said in his human form. That wasn't the weird part of it all. All the citizens of Ponyville were wearing their togas and 80s wear from the few day "anthro smoke" dilemma and again, the ponies who refused to wear something had jump suits on. Even when they're ponies?

"Should I even ask what's going on?" I said, pocketing my map.

"Remember Lyra Heartstrings?"

"Never heard of her... Then again, didn't you call it 'Lyra's Dream' or something like that?" I asked, eating a gold apple. Why? I had a low food bar, duh.

"May be you've seen her around. Mint green unicorn with gold magic and a harp cutie mark. She is the pony that started the trend of sitting on your butt while in a chair. She has-"

"Trend? Seriously? ..... Wait, there's chairs in Equestria?" I said looking around.

"We have a sofa and quills store near by as well as park benches, pretty much, everywhere." Box said as he led me to Twilight's tree. We passed multiple ponies while talking about chairs until Box realized the topic change, "Focus! The 'Lyra's dream' has been discovered to be a poison. The Minotaurs sent the smoke back and apparently Lyra somehow gain access to all of the smoke."

"Why would she want the stuff?!" I asked louder than realized. All around ponies gave me a look. It was hard to tell, but from the facehooves I can assume they were thinking, OMC! Does this guy live under a rock?!

Box leaned close to me and whispered, "As your friend and 'still new to this' mentor and rarely adviser of Celestia: Socialize more for everypony's sake."

"Ok. How did she get it?"
"Plot holes has been dug!" replied Pinkie trotting by wearing a suit of pie tins... again.

Finally! I braved the Everfree forest and now I'm feeling more alive by the hour! From atop the biggest tree I've ever seen I found my target: The Castle of the Two Sisters in all it's slightly repaired and blocky glory. Thanks to my new limbs I could scale this tree like nopony's business! With my smoke transferred into magic plus the saved magic in my horn's reserves I could easily teleport most of the way there and still be in my current form. "I'm coming for you, bae, and I will never give up until our hands meet! Or my name isn't Lyra~. Wait, may be I should go with a human name? Or my name isn't Linda!" Goddesses no! That won't work! May be something else...

"Princess Twilight told me you might have an idea as to where Lyra is, Ms. Bon." I informed in the pony filled candy shop of 'BonBon's Bonbons'.

"Vell I cood care lez!" the owner said. She was a cream colored mare with a curly blue-pink mane and tail. Her booty mark had three candies in wrappers, aparently bonbons.

"Why are ya starin' at mah flank?" she said in completely different voice from a moment ago... or it was in my imagination returning to me.

"Are they Bonbons like your name?" I inquired as I bounced Wades token up and down, ignoring his voice.

"No dawg. Zay Ur Caramals, got problem?" she said with a mid talk voice change and an angry look.

"Yes, just one. Lyra could poison everyone by just standing next to them. Well, that's what the magic/science princess told me." I explained, trying to dodge a butt conversation. Chairs are one thing, butts are another.

Silence filled the building. Not even Pinkie or Diamond Tiara- Did I just start a pandemic? Two pinks in one place. If its a farmer you run, if its pink they run. Simple? I had to diffuse the situation: brag about the token!
"Hey everybody! Do you know what this glowing, blue box is? This is a call sign for another universe!"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!" screamed Pinkie as every pony and one bug-pony caused a panic out the door.

"She is, like, cra cra about humans. She even has a, like, shine to you and, like, knows where you, like, live." Bonbon said. Though seriously, who needs Tara Strong and Q around when this mare exists? She can voice act everything for all we know!

I left a message for Twilight as soon as I left (make a letter and command block it to Book HQ), I'm gonna need a rain check on that pegacorn magic! By request of everybody I must run home, good thing I have more cakes than Celestia's kitchen in my inventory.

Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle, Luna is rolling in her sleep and a great disturbance fills the air.

"Why does the princess want the Lunar guard? Cakemaggedon? THAT was a real story? Oh my godesses..." came from a guard on the other side of the door, not even a minute later smoke filled the air.

"SHINING?! Are you hurt?"
"Cadie, we left the empire for this?!"
"No. The empire is being guarded by the mares and children."

Luna opened her window, below were crystal ponies and a lot of baking ingredients. As the peasants say, "What the buck is going on?!"

Almost home. Wow. I must have some serious cake breath... Wait. I can't smell the forest! I ignore the though and cross my obsidian and cobblestone bridge I made. There in front of my huge doors was a sleeping girl, the only thing that set warning signals (besides OMG a human girl that isn't Sam) was her green horn on her head and her mint and white hair and tail.

She wore something odd yet updated. A pink tank top with blue jean shorts. Now what goes well with pink? Long yellow socks and long, brown boots. Then again, I'm no expert on style. Around her neck is a small gold harp on a thin gold chain. On her head is a pink hair band with yellow hearts on the sides. Her skin is a green tint rather than a full green like her horn.

I was about to take a knee and wake her but stopped. "Hands~..." Well that was unexpected... I proceeded to poke at her shoulder until she slowly woke up while thinking, I've dealt with poisons and toxins, countless times. If memory and trekking through this forest taught me: if you focus yourself on yourself enough, you can feel slow death. And poison joke can flip which half of me is human. I still miss those legs... Though I thought I wore Nikes. Meh.

I felt my hand poke something else soft. "hehe" I finished counting to nine and looked down on ten. She was laughing her butt off as I poked her side, kicking and squealing. I got up as she stared back at me with golden eyes.

"OK. Are you Lyra?"

"I was thinking of Laura. But yes, I was Lyra. Were you searching for me~?" she said with a grin and sitting up.

"You do know that 'Anthro Smoke' stuff is poisonous, right? I'm just here to make sure nobody dies." Lyra (or Laura. I could care less.) tilts her head then smacks her head.

"Oh yeah, the human gas! No worries! It's a lethal gas, but a harmless form of energy."

"I don't understand." I said sitting Indian style following her doing the same.

"There's a machine that turns the air around us into water and magic that absorbs energy. All I did was use magic and science to absorb the gas in a pure, not deadly form by plugging my lit horn in the gas converter-thing and used a transformation spell guided by the energy. Sort of like those things doctors have when they're taking your blood." her horn had a gold glow that displayed what she did with a mid air magic screen, and her horn glowed pink to show the transformation between human to pony back to human, her clothes changing shape to fit her as she transformed.

From behind us, across the bridge came Box with a butterfly net... that only caught Lyra/Laura's head. We are not amused,"What? I wasn't going to use a bear trap on her or anything."

The rest of the day was simple: calm the town, talk to Twilight, and confirm Lyra was not the "plague pony" so we could all go home... except Lyra made other plans on that last part. "Please! Pleasepleasepleaseplease! Take me with you!" she begged as I limped back home with Lyra hugging my leg.

"Just say 'yes' already. I mean, you're half way home." Box said in his pegasus form, circling us.

"The Castle with her? If I say 'yes' then what's next? 'Can I have room next to yours?' or worse, 'Can we share rooms?'"

Lyra perked up a bit at that and looked up at me with big eyes, "Can we?!"

"Friendship is Magic, kid. By the way, did you hear what happened at Canterlot?"

As soon as we got home I custom made a room for Lyra in the second story. Plumbing, bed, and so on. I think it used to be Celestia's room?
"Are you sure you don't like her?" Box asked with a smirk on his face.

"Besides bursting my bubble, I don't have a problem with her. Besides we just met." I said in my portal room. I have a portal room because Box's weird laptop told him to tell me to make one for my summons and plus, I have nothing better to do.

On the ceiling is a Nether portal (because Equestria doesn't have a Nether world) and the floor is covered in beds for a safe landing. I went to sleep in the room and woke up not feeling any time pass then replaced the bed.

I got up and lifted the cube above my head, "I call upon Wade the Animorph! Master of transformation and... um... Can you also bring your Teseract or whatever this blue box is? I-If you don't mind I mean!"

Welcome Animorph!

Author's Note

This is a crossover with "Applegate" by Flutters Is Shy.

And Box's laptop can now access fimfiction.net so I will have links to things I'm currently reading or my reaction to some stories.

Welcome Animorph!

It happened so quick it was almost funny... unless you're me, Lego Craft. Wade the Animorph landed on the bed and for some reason, it tossed him into a nearby wall. I healed his injuries of course, but he hasn't woken up. Further inspection revealed the bed having a pressure switch and a piston under said bed. Oh wow. I forgot about that. How many more traps did I set up ages ago?

I laid him on a safer bed and waited for him to wake up. "Box... I think we killed him."

"Just because you get scared to actual death doesn't mean we killed him."

I would've continued, but a sound from out of the room was too happy for this, "What is going on out there?!"

"Happy working~- Oh hey don't mind me!" Lyra said with a duster (and All Giver for some reason.)

"Please don't sing. Or at least that song..." I said rubbing the sides of my head.

"Why?"
"Scientists have yet to explain why he hates songs like that." Box said with a parchment and reading glasses.

"I like a fine line between the two. But songs that too happy sounding makes my skin crawl... wait is that an Equestrian phrase? I don't want to confuse Lyra."

"My name is and will forever be Laura!" she said with a pout.

From behind a voice spoke, "Sorry to interrupt, but is there a reason I'm here or why Q has a Flutterbat plushie?"

On cue (no pun intended) Discord swam around in the air holding a sign that said and literally screamed, "DON'T MIND ME!!!"

I turned to our unharmed visitor as Box began introductions, "Hello, my name is Box withalongtitleinvolvingCelestia and the human with cubism legs is Lego Craft the guy who summoned you. And here is an almost human Laura a.k.a. Lyra. Nice to meet you Wade Jellecks, I've read a lot about you."

Wade was taken aback by the introduction... I think? He responded with, "Read? About me? Here?"

"Yeah. Yeah. Has more likes than this story, but who cares!" Box said tossing his hooves in the air. He changed into his unicorn form and walked off saying something about "catching up with Auric" or something like that while picking up his laptop from somewhere. Lyra walked off humming cheerfully.

"That was new." I stated. I turned back to Wade, "Do you have your Teseract-cube thing or does the token work as one?"

"You mean my Escafil Devise?" Wade said, holding up said devise.

"Yeah that. Whatever you said," I replied, "I sort of need it. I can morph using a Mine Craft morphing MOD, but unlike Box over there-"
"WHAT?! WHAT?! What??? That escalated quickly..."

I continued, "I cant sound like what I aquire nor can I use magic or fly in the respected forms of those who use that magic."

"Is that so? Well can I see? I'm not doubting your word, but I'd like to see you morph."

I shrugged before my whole body turned into black boxes that reshaped themselves and moved around. When they came back together they reconnected and reshaped into a pegasus, colored returned as my body was orange all over with a two tone blue mane and tail that almost seemed to defy gravity and a lightning-shield butt mark.

"Well that isn't as impressive as I thought," Wade said from his height above me.

In my voice instead of Flash Sentry's voice I spoke up, "I can even redesign my forms. I have a recolored Rarity in my DNA."

Wade transformed now as a sickly melting human was in front of me, the mush turned red and orange and retook shape as a mare looked back at me. She- He looked like a female Big Mac with a blank flank and she, no, he sounded the part letting out a breath. That is when I noticed her necklace and watch hadn't disappeared.

"What's that?" I asked, pointing at the necklace it wore.

In a nonwestern accent it replied, "Celestia made me a ambassador and royal translater or something like that. I cant read what it says..."

"I think you need a refund, it looks like a little filly scribbled on the design before the mold was carved and the forge accepted it."

"It's Equish and it's driving me insane!" as soon as it said that, a golden banana flew out of nowhere and landed in between us.

I nudged it with my hoof, "Is that a-"
"I recommend you don't mess with that token."

"It's a token?" stupid question meet sarcam target.

"No! All banannas glow and send people to perverted pony world! For what peace and quiet we have, don't touch it."

"Ok Princess Wade." I said, chunking the banana out of the room.
"Oh sweet, a bananna! Yaaaaaas!"

"Princess Wade?" it replied, tilting it's head.

"Remember Animorphs when Ax would call the leader 'Prince Jake'? The only prince here owns an empire far away and Blueblood could live and rule a van down by the river for all he's worth. So you're now the princess of morphing!" I said with a grin.

"How about we get this over with." he holds out the Escafil Devise and I instantly grab it, back in my usual form.
said a voice in my head.

I thought, then looked over to Wade with an idea, "Hey, let's do a test run! Whoever can find the other wins!"

Just then Box walked in from hammer space, covered in whipped cream and bruises while wearing a DK tie, "That damn dirty ape didn't know what hit him! Anyway, no. Unlike you where you can eat hair and morph in multiple things in a second-"

Wade leaned over to me and whispered, "You eat hair?"
"And feathers. Its gross and I hope my added on abilities can cope with that," I replied softly.

"- Wade's morphing can use up his magic reserves. So if you're going to play with these abilities have him find you or just trust that it works."

I looked at a nearby clock showing more sun than earlier, "It's an hour, are you sure you want to stay in that form?"

"Unlike the books, he doesn't have a time limit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to beat up Donkey Kong." Box jumps into a portal and disappears.

Box seems a little exposition-y today...

"Found you!" Wade said, pointing at a green Cheerilie.

"How are you even finding me, Wade?" I asked in a sweet mare's voice. This is the weirdest sensation...

"Um, I heard the only green teacher pony is a pegasus? And the real one is behind you." it pointed at the angry teacher, searching for a candy cane colored Zecora.

We continued this for the rest of the two hour time limit... then my flight ability was gone as Mine Craft law fought Escafil time limit law. Why was I in the sky? I made an unfair move of hiding in a cloud as Rainbow Dash. Note to self: ask Dash why her hair taste like Skittles. As I fell I held out my mini Escafil Devise in my hand, trying to remorph. (Fun fact: the token is a perfect copy of the actual thing. No joke. Though, I don't think Wade knows.) Out of all my deaths, I absolutly hate falling.

Reminds me of the time I bought a ten minute potion that would allow me to breath underwater from two stallion twins with incredible singing voices, but upon drinking it I drowned... As I fell, Box came out of nowhere in his earth pony form fighting a gorilla holding two banannas, "While I'm here I should inform you: Don't trust the Flim Flam Brothers." He then proceeded to fall faster than me screaming at the creature calling it a 'damn dirty ape' before dropping through a portal. Wait, I could use a command-

"Found you," Wade said as he held moi in his bug-like chitin-fur hooves... what the heck is he?! He had blue fur and exoskeleton with a purple, curved horn and bug wings. And his tail... looked similar to that of a scorpion. Nope, done. Does not look one bit like an abomination screaming 'kill me'.

Hour later after our little test was over I checked my watch- Well look at the time! It's 60% moon and 40% sun, meaning... screw it, its almost sun down. One of these days I'm going to put numbers on this...

"Well, looks like I must be going." Wade still in his bug-pony form.

I turned my head to Wade, my first summon ever and asked, "Wade, would you like to acquire the DNA of an animal before you go?"

He turned his head and looked at me with what I would call 'his special eyes' due to the fact: they're creepy, "What kind?"

I crossed my arms and smirked, "Are you a fan of pokemon or giant spiders?"

"You have pokemon?"

"I don't but Box can spawn some," on cue Box was tossed into a tree in his winged anthro form with tribal paint all over him.
"BUCK YOU DONKEY KONG!! Oh and tell your Pinkie I said 'hi' you damn ape!"

The portal closed as I helped Box on his hooves as he asked, "Sorry about that. Did I miss anything?"

"Um... sort of. Can Wade here acquire pokemon DNA?" I said pointing at the freak of nature.

Box places a cardboard box full of normal and Celestia crested pokeballs. He took out his laptop and read something before closing it, "Before I was Tia's adopted son, the two of us would hunt pokemon to catch and train with. These pokemon are bred to protect Celestia... So what'll it be? Charazard? Onyx?"

Wade seemed to be in deep thought then replied, "Not those two. Though can I have a Squirtle, Mew, Gengar, Pikachu, Dratini, Vulpix or Ninetails, a Sandshrew, and of course Ponyta?"

"Can do except... I don't have Ninetails and Celestia's Ninetails... Well, nopony touches her Ninetails... nobody either! Not even the Princess herself! That thing is spoiled rotten." Box mumbles under his breath as he fishes out the creatures.

He tossed all obtained pokeballs, letting out the requested creatures. A blue turtle, a flying pink baby-thing, a short purple spiked creature with a creepy smile, a yellow mouse with red cheeks and is sooo cute, a cute blue-white snake-fish-thing with two white fins on its head, a red fox with curls and black paws, a yellow armadillo with a brick-like shell, and A FLAMING UNICORN?! Slave alert! Pony slavery is legal!

"Are we at Fluttershy's cottage yet?" asked the burning pony. "I'm tired of Netflix and reruns of 'My Little Eevee'... Oh hello there."

The ponta shook my hand with both hooves, "Hi! I'm Amber. What's your names?"

"I'll be honest...I didn't really think you would be able to just toss out a bunch of balls and immediately call them all. Or that they'd be able to talk. No offense. After living with a bunch of sentient, pastel colored, previously assumed fictional ponies, I really shouldn't be this surprised." Wade said with a raised... eye brow? I digress.

"Sadly only psychics and equine pokemon can talk," Box said in a matter-of-fact tone of voice.

"Well. Seeing as you all are actually intelligent, I guess I can actually ask you yourselves. I would like to copy your forms, by touching you and absorbing a miniscule amount of you, like a skin flake at most. Would that be agreeable?" In unison the pokemon nodded and Mew giggled.

The pokemon, who were focused on Wade, allowed him to put six pokemon in a happy relaxed state and pissed off the Gengar. He turned his head after finishing acquiring Dratini, "I'm Wade, nice to meet you."

Box placed Pikachu on his shoulder, Squirtle and Sandshrew in his arms, Mew on his head while Gengar repeatedly punched a tree. Vulpix hopped around a bit, playing with a cricket it found.

"And I'm Lego Craft, story book hero." I said, kissing the mare's hoof... In which she drew back.

"You mean the same one who slayed the Enderdragon and returned peace to Equestria, only to be chained in a dungeon for turning three fillies evil. The same ones who turned King Sombra evil through song?" Amber asked in my face. She then became completely relaxed as her flames died down and she leaned on me with a tired face. I looked to Wade as he gave me a nod.

Box returned the pokemon to their pokeballs, even Amber, as he starts his walk to Fluttershy's cottage.

"I barely remember the Enderdragon..." I shrugged off what just happened and asked Wade, "So do you have an MP3 player?"

"Yes. In fact, Twilight is trying to take it apart. Why do you ask?"

"Well I'm one of those people with useful tokens," I summoned a gold MP3 player in my hand to show him.

"Besides summoning you, what's so different about it?"

"You can play any music and sound from anywhere. Your Twilight could break this one and another music player will arrive in its place."

"Cool, hows the battery life though? No matter. Now I'll have something to placate Twilight so my poor little music player can stay alive...It'll work just like a normal one though, right? Won't have Twilight breathing down my neck due to the player running off of happy thoughts or something, right?"

"Well, its battery never run down on me for five hundred years, probably more. It'll let you listen to any song or sound you've heard and even recommend music you haven't heard of. Tell your Twilight to 'go wild' on this. So how do I send you back?"

"'Wade, our contract has been concluded' in that order in any way you want."

I gave a smirk, "Wade the Animorph, our contract has been concluded, fly!" As a nether portal made itself around him, I added, "Build a better future!" And with that, he fell through.

Well I guess I should walk home...

Lyra be like... / Mission Quest!

Author's Note

Warning, this chapter may suck.

Sorry this took a while. I'm practicing my writing skills on another fic. Expect better chapters later.

Lyra be like... / Mission Quest!

OK. OK. She didn't pull a knife on me and my blood family is in another world (besides Box though his blood is in me. or is it? cloning and multiple deaths make you question things.)

"Lego~!" came a feminine voice on the ground. Waaay on the ground, like in my room. Oh crap my room!

You're probably lost. Close your eyes and picture a place near my room that not my room. If you guessed sharpening my weapons... I wish. I'm pumping weights! If the weights are replacing my pink girly kitchen back to my blocky white one with the best refrigerator... ever! I don't run out of food!

Wait where was I? Oh yeah. Lyra. Loco with my Coco about hands. Creepy big eyes every morning. Pony in almost human form. In my room. If she tries to clean it, I swear... But how do I handle this?

I did my battle cry while running nonstop.

"Where are you going?!" shouted a following Box in his unicorn form, his majestic flame mane flowing behind him as he ran.

"To Canterlot! I hear they have cake and no Lyra there!" I replied, instantly shoving a potato in my mouth as I ran. What? If you had food powered stamina and a body that can't create waste you too would sprint to places.
"But she's touching your legos!"

"They hurt my feet."
"She's sniffing your bed!"

"Clean sheets! Anything else?"
"She's playing on your XBon 360!"

I stopped and held him like Simba as I moved him to my face, "You go enjoy another hell and back mission without me..."

I finally reached the library with Lyra on my back as she tried the '-inth time' to go home.

From nearby Spike greeted me, "Lego, welcome back!"

"Likewise Spike. Is there any missions for me?"

"Twilight! Chalk one up, he asked!" Spike called to the stairs. From there a purple pony princess entered the room with a chalk board with some boxes and tally marks strewn around within the boxes.

Box- Special Ops. Co-Mission Leader. 2
Twilight Sparkle- Co-Mission Leader. Backup leader. Backup. 151
Spike- Assistant. 11
Discord and Pinkie- Fortune Tellers. 151
Jake "Lego Craft"- ~~Special Ops.~~ Back up's Back up 1
Princessess- 60

Twilight looked at the board and to Spike, "Before I do that, what did he do?"

"He asked if there was any missions for him so I called you. I get a point right?" the drake asked reaching for the piece of chalk Twilight hovered away from him.

"Did you check the mission folders?"

"What mission folders? Like the ones cleaned out like Box as if its a grocery store during an apocalypses?" he said pointing to the kitchen, "Like he's been doing everyday?"

I decided to join the conversation before I got lost, "What's the board and what about cleaned out folder?"
"...You're not going to like this..." Lyra whispered in my ear... not creepy at all.

Twilight looked to me with a wind flowing her mane from out of nowhere, "You mean you don't know? Hey, where's this wing coming from?"

"Wind magic, genius. Your horn's glow grew a bit. May I repeat my question?"

The drake and alicorn (want to call it a pegacorn sooo bad) looked at each other before Spike responded, "They're mission tallies. If you help in any way," he stopped and turned to Twilight, "That reminds me, should we count the Swamp Fire encounter? I mean, creepers used to be described as plant demonds..."

"Normally that wouldn't count, but stalling Sam revealed the location of a ghost... sure add it. Also the tallies are a mission related point system- Wait. We forgot to count Freddy Fazbear, tally two Spike," Twilight motioned to the board, "You really need to do more missions."

It took a bit of processing before I could think. "Box needs to stop hogging the missions! My baby can do anything!"

I looked up to Lyra, somehow still not buckling from her weight on me, and replied, "Baby? If you're going to nickname me, try something else. Like bae 'before anypony else' or yolo. Not YOLO as in 'you only live once', but yolo as in 'you only love once'... or something!"

"Sooo.... Boo Bear?"
"That's taken," I said holding up a notebook with names Sweetie has given Button. What? Even in gaming, anger makes you stupid. "And besides, how am I supposed to gain mission when Box distracts me or goes overboard with 'first come first served' shtick?!"

Twilight pondered on that before the stated unsure, "Come here earlier?"

Spike gave a 'seriously?' look to Twilight asking, "Do you want Lego breaking our things?!" he then waved his claw around while continuing... oh he's one of them, "Box enters the library when we're closed at midnight hours and takes the missions, leaving as fast and quietly as he entered!"

"And you know this how?" Twilight asked.

"Either he wakes me up or he arrives as soon as I grab a small snack... usually an emerald from him. From there I tell him what he needs to know about the missions."

Before a word could be said, a loud metallic wheezing noise made itself known. That thing reminds me of the TARDIS so much, I'm calling it the TuRDIS. The owner of the porta potty burst through the door, "What's the time?"

Twilight rolled her eyes, "According to my new Earth calender: Feb. 26 Tues. 2015."

"Expect me fourty times this week," he said, hoofing a brown folder with an hourglass. "My poor baby is sick, leaving the controls wibley wobley."

I pointed my free hand's finger, "Wibley-Wobley Timey-Wimey!"

"Oh Faust, not you too!" he clapped his hooves together, "Before I forget: The war of understanding is canceled, not that you would be ready in time!" He ran out, tapping his hoof on the top of the door frame.

Spike pointed at the folder in my hand, "Looks like you have a time mission!" Twilight turned and trotted out, mumbling about 'paradox mission' or something. That is when I opened it.

Don't blink. Whatever you do, don't blink. They are faster that believeable.
Box thinks his herd of missions aren't all connected. A little bit of resue and clue gathering? They're leaving clues behind and using our friend as safe transport. How do you recognize something at top speeds?
I need you to meet up with a friend of mine. You will know its him, if he responds to "Dork!" Here are the coordinates. Good luck.

I hid behind a boulder on a rocky mountain. I have no idea if I'm still in Equestria or not, though my objective is clear. I inhale until my lung can inhale no more, calling out, "NEERRD! OH! I MEANT DORK!!"

"OI, Its not Dork its Doc!" replied the worst british accent I've ever heard. I followed the voice, meeting an interesting friend.

This guy looked like Matt Smith with an outfit that would be described as 10 and 11 Doctors's style merged. His head jerked up as a gold light turned him into David Tennant. What was interesting was that his voice stayed the same and his head was buzzed no matter which face he had. He pockets his bow tie and clips on a long tie. "God, I hate bow ties. Hello, my name is Dan, but I'd rather be named Doc."

Long story short, me and Doc did a little hiking around until we found a village full of Pegasus statues. Before I could blink, Doc took out his sonic wand. Using said wand he used magic sound waves that resembled jazz to denigrate the statues to dust.

"That was close," he said, turning back to Matt and switching ties. "I really hate that tie. Word of advise, wear a bow tie if you wear something formal." We traveled the town, running into angel statues.

What was interesting was the three angels at the Stonebucks teleported at my face, just as my swords spawned in my hands. I blinked again as two of them were on the ground while the third was weeping. "Weird." I muttered, walking away. These things seemed to move every time I blink, making my constant blinking my weakness. Doc was busy turning statues to ash while I cycled through tools, either killing or injuring statues on accident.

My best kill was an angel with an iPod. As I walked away, listening to Rolling Stones, we neared a jail and inside Box was chained up.

He looked to us, "How did you get here?!"

I laughed at him, "A time traveler gave me a mission. You are welcome." I released my pony, placing a command block as we teleported with Doc back to Ponyville.

-Reset-

Author's Note

Think of this as the pheonix chapter. The last chapters just prepared you for this. (I won't do this a fourth time.)

-Reset-

Onc upon a time, many, many years ago there were two brothers. They did everything together from playing video games to learning new skills in their art. Jake Witterson had great imagination and could draw cartoons. Josh Witterson made dolls and board game pieces.

One year, a show named "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" came into existence. The two laughed at it, but at the end of Season 2, during the Wedding Invasion, Josh joined the herd and Jake finally got PC Minecraft. Because of their split interests, the drifted apart slightly, but they both saw a charm in their brother's interest, bonding them in their new ideas. It was then they learned of FiMFiction and shared an interest in the displaced humans.

One Halloween, Josh was too sick to go out. So he gave Jake an OC pony plushie with box hooves (because he didn't know how to make round hooves). He named it "Pony Jake" or PJ after his big brother.

White like paper with a pencil cutie mark, ready to draw whatever and a flame styled mane and tail, not just a reference to their ginger hair, but a symbol of his passion for his work. The blue eyes were because green wasn't PJ's color. He make gold Minecraft armor for the pony, to match the theme of my costume. Said costume was a simple blue shirt and jeans with the shirt sticking out in two places. To make it more obvious, he put UPS and FedEx boxes under his jeans to make them look boxy like Steve?'s legs. Jake would've brought his foam diamond sword, but it snapped in half.

I walked around with a "Mine Little Pony" under my arm, awkwardly walking to a Halloween party. Out the corner of my eyes, in front of the costume shop, a man with a small stand with random items beckoned me to come to it. The man that sat there welcomed me and offered an item from the free pile, since I couldn't afford the Minecraft diamond sword or armor I was given a free Minecraft iron axe. The last word I heard were, "The Ender Dragon is waiting, good luck."

I awoke in a cotton candy cloud with a real PJ, box legs, and iron axe that actually looked like an iron axe. Throughout the years, Jake wrote in a diary of his adventures while fighting and/or running away from Discord, learning he could repeatedly die like Minecraft. In that time, Box could use MOD items, but needed a spawning devise while Jake could spawn vinilla Minecraft things with or without his axe. He kept this "cat and mouse chase" rebellion slowly turning the blood-lust tyrant into more of a jokster, until one day two alicorns arrived and defeated Discord by turning him to stone.

Right on the bat Jake recognized Celestia and Luna. Noting the returned pony life and peace in the land, we decided to go off in a random direction. We met three fillies with broken amulets the got from their dead mom. I used red stone dust to repair the gems and we taught them music from my world, becoming instant friends with Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, and Aria. But, one day for no reason they declared Jake and PJ enemies and left. Only Sonata still cared about us, but was forced to leave.

We left the town and started running through the land, helping the princesses with tasks and journeying to protect towns and cities with amazing skill. PJ had an ability to change pony races, making him the best ambassador and travel companion. We actually brought dragons to their knees in most towns. One dragon in particular made us truly famous among heroes.

The Ender Dragon spread darkness through the land, spawning Ender Men as its pawns. PJ would cover me from a sniper tower he made out of one of the obsideon towers that once protected the dragon while I destroyed the magic cubes and leaped with a finishing blow with a Flame V diamond sword through the dragon's skull. Everything that became The End turned back into Eqqus and all was good until that one day.

Sombra turned evil thanks to the singing of Adagio and her sisters, who ascended into sirens. Jake (now calling himself Lego Craft) was on the run for the rumor of sending the sirens to created the domino affect that made the Crystal Empire disappear. The princesses defended, but the last day of freedom took the cake.

I was framed for the murder of the last chocolate cow. A was placed into a prison with no way out. I couldn't even starve to death because of a zebra potion. The next day, Luna was banished. I spent my day watching ponies come here and die off, by best friend there was the ghost of Barn Raiser (who may or may not be in my head).

For the first time in forever I was set free to see a life I could actually enjoy. I gained MOD powers for letting PJ (now named Box) keep my axe. I played video games to my heart's contents in the Castle of the Pony Sisters, while under my nose, Box took missions from me. You see, I learned that all Tartarus broke loose and fought two demons, some creepers, and two Displaced.

Turns out more Displaced humans live on my Equestria ever since Season 2 while I was set free after Season 3. Discord and Pinkie became close friends with me, Lyra Heartstrings used converted chaos magic to be mostly human, she is obsessing over me, and I have new skills from my imperfect MOD abilities. That's the highlight so far. Also Box is supposed to be my mentor, but that doesn't matter now.

Hi my name is Lego Craft. The guy who is slicing up a Hydra like nobody's business!

One head lunged for me, but I used my spider web to sling myself over to another head, slicing it clean off with two emerald swords in a quick top spin in the air, like Link from Legend of Zelda. Two heads emerged from the neck- Good.

I switched my swords in my inventory, taking out a bow and fired arrows into most of the eyes, setting the heads on fire. It let out a screach of pain as I landed in knee-deep muck, getting swamp water all over me. I took out my Adminium Arch, ending the hydra in a rising sweep of my sword. I then dropped a healing potion into the corps, repairing the body and killing most of the heads as the original head burst from an old wound. I never thought I would see a one headed head, but it was an interesting sight.

I aimed my emerald swords at it, making the creature run in fear. I switch to an empty box in my scroll box and crossed my arms, watching the creature run.

I teleported myself high above the castle and reawoke in my chamber in a clean body. I took my things and buried the body for garden fertilizer. I turned on the cleansing and updating program in my chambers, watching as my bodies gained thicker skin and slightly stronger looking muscles that kept their size. I could be ripped yet still be scrawny apparently. I gave Lyra- sorry, Laura a high five on my way out.

It was still midday and I had things to do. I took some minions with me as we teleported to Manehattan. I used Wade's morphing power to become Lemon Life, a recolored Rarity I made. She has been known as "the mysterious yellow mare". "She" is only seen by her victims, clients, and the few civilians she might run past. I use her to search for little things to do.

Behind me, my "children" (they look like red-orange colts with brick butt marks) pointed at an alleyway where a mare was being robbed. He saw me as my minions tossed me, running like mad. I saw that the lady was hurt and returned my normal form as I swung like Spider Man, chasing the purple stallion.

I caught him in a web as I crashed into the ground, pulling him towards me. "Hello, my good sir. Do you want to return the purse or look like a suicide bomber?" He spat on my face. "Fine. You called my bluff." I teleported him away, to a place far way.

When he arrived, according to a minion, he was arrested for harming and killing hostage ponies (minions in disguise) in a preserved medieval town. What? I ran a background check on the guy. He killed the mare's husband, not too far away. Interesting enough, he didn't die. In fact, if we didn't find him, he would've bleed to death from the lack of a leg.

Used a healing potion = Happy ending. Especially since I left behind a gold brick for medical recovery he still needs.

Do you think little of me, now?

Act 1 Part 1

Hi, my name is Lego Craft and I'm hunting zombies with a Winchester! ...For some reason. You know how zombies are slow as heck? Well, that might be true for human zombies. I hopped out from behind me boulder, firing the shotgun with terrible aim, and rolled behind a broken wagon.

"How the hell do you miss ten zombies at point blank?!" a brown pony named Mahogany whined.

I switched to my swords, "I launch arrows or use pistols. Shot guns and rifles are not my forte." I ran up to a few dead ponies, setting them on fire as I scratched them. "Air for the head, kill the brain. BURN BABY, BURN!!"

The necromancer stared down at me from his tower. Instead of cheating with the Spider Man MOD, I morphed into an Ender Man. I appeared in front of him, in a stare well. What? Catch up to him and fight fair without webs in the way!

He fired dark magic blasts at him while I switched to my diamond axe. He summoned a hammer and a sword, lunging at me. Every time I blocked his sword the hammer would strike either my ribs or groin... okay, that last one was once and I fell like a weakling. Little did he know: I was ready.

I leaped from my hiding spot, my robot body shut down as my real self grabbed my axe from its hand and quickly swung at his face, bashing the handle on his head repeatedly. He teleported from behind, but I blocked his hammer with an iron shield and parried his sword with a iron spear. I morphed into a chicken, quickly running under him and returning to normal, striking his gut with an uppercut.

I grabbed him from the air, tossing the stallion at a wall. Before I could ask the guy if he wanted mercy, his brains painted the wall. Behind me, Mahogany held the Winchester I must've dropped, breathing heavily, "So... Where's the necromancer?"

"Um..." I looked at him then the dead pony then back at him, "You just killed him?"

He leaned on his gun, "Are you sure?"

I looked back at the dead pony then back at him, "Zombies have green blood, this guy has red." I pointed at the finely crafted weapons on the ground, "Also they moan and cant hold a weapon. Not even if they're unicorn."

"Can he reanimate himself?"

"I don't think necromancers work that way." Silence. Awkward Silence.

Lasted about a minute, before he broke the silence. "Wanna have lunch later?"

Silence.

I sighed, "Yeah, sure."

We slowly walked out of the tower, ignoring the zombies that slowly fell back to full death. I even punched the one that used to be some stupid griffon- I'm not speciest, I just don't like that guy.

I even paid homage to the fallen ponies, now zombified. Especially Cheese "Weird Al" Sandwich... who is actually still alive. How?! He bounced away with his chicken, seemingly shed his zombie skin. Now I wonder if he's a cannibal... or a great actor. I digress.

Next stop, I warped over to Manehattan, again.

I actually learned that a fishing rod can also work as a grappling hook, pulling me faster than my spider webs. I guess since Manehattan looks like an ocean, I fishing for sea ponies. I suck at puns SO bad.

I ripped from my thoughts, when my catch caught me- Is that a Foot Clan pony?! Well, I WAS looking for suspicious ponies in an alley way. He took my idea, tossing me around. I swapped the rod for my bow, firing some arrows before I made it to the side walk. I took out my axe, spawning a V-Gun Mahogany gave me when the infection broke out, destroying the... robot ninja.

I nearly tossed my V-Gun, but just like the chickens in Zelda, a flood came for me. I aimed, missing everyone of them, but the rebound would get them. I am one lucky... ACTUALLY I WOULD BE if the civilians didn't gawk or casually walk past the battle! I looked back at the... Hoof Clan.

Sigh. I looked back at the Hoof Clan, their visors glowed red and- FOUR HUMAN ARMS CAME OUT OF THEIR SIDES UNDER WINGS AND A HORN POPPED OUT. This might be fun...

"I thought this wasn't going to be fun!" I exclaimed, switching to my swords as I ran in. I parried and countered sword slashes, leaped into the air and broke a heath potion over my head and bit into a gold apple. I landed, bouncing towards the group of the guys. I cut a few heads off, kicked a guy, but his friend took out my leg. I hopped around, smashed another health potion, regenerating my leg and drop kicking one of them into his group.

Their eyes flashed red as they formed a more humanoid shape, finally scaring the locals away.

Now, read the worst fanfic (besides this one!). What these guys are now robot, ninja, human, black, alicorns. I really don't want to be here.

Imagine getting beaten up beyond belief by these things. Now imagine that your minions placed one of your PLAN B cloning tubes nearby. I kill myself, just so I can use my Adminium Arc as I'm falling.

I looked into my inventory and rearranged things as my minions emptied my dead body behind me. Using skill that I assume is from the spider man or parkour MODS I run on the side of a building like I'm in Titan Fall and tossed some gold axes at some robots. I then homed in like I'm from Kingdom Hearts, taking some more robots out as my custom Assassin's Creed cloak flapped in the wind. I landed on the ground and did a back flip for no reason, catching my diamond axe a minion tossed and holding the Arc in the other hand.

Just running through, I destroyed robots and cleared the alleyway. I pointed the Adminium Arc's blade at the remaining robots, "Are you done?" They shrugged and ran into the sewers. "I'm not going in there..."

Herobrine? Never Heard of Him!

“Its not going to work.”

“It totemly will! haha!” a man resembling a ginger Steve said.

The white pony with the flame hair and box hooves shook his head, “Did you seriously make a pun?”

"Maybe? It was a golden oppor... oppa... chance." He looked back up at the creation. Two gold blocks with two netherrack stacked on top with a normal Steve? head picture with whited out eyes.

The Steve? took out a flint and steel, expecting to have it burn instead of teleporting him.

The pony named Box looked around worried, “Lego Craft?”

(Herobrine P.O.V)

I shuddered as I felt someone or something respond to one of the totems I made a few centuries ago. There was a flash and a thud in front of my obsidian throne, drawing my attention to a man that looked identical to me (aside from the ginger hair) lying on the purple carpet just a few feet in front of me.

“Who are you?” I asked.

I received only a groan in response, so I waited for him to stand up and compose himself. His eyes widened as he took in my appearance. I was wearing my signature teal shirt and navy blue pants with gray shoes. I chuckled as he took a step back. This was going to be interesting.

“Oh, my fictional or real god!” He fist pumped the sky, “Yes! Gonna get killed by… Are you an Enderman? I thought you’d be darker?”

I remained silent, just staring at him as he smirked at me.

“Oh, wait, you’re Herobrine! You must be brutal in your fights, eh?”

I just stared, not blinking as he… Was he gushing over how I’m going to kill him? He teleported next to me with a command block that broke by unknown forces, and started patting my head. I got an odd sensation from it, but before I could react, he teleported away without a cube.

He looked back at me, his hands surging with power and he had glowing eyes like mine, “This feels so weird! I feel like this DNA is going to be annoying as heck!”

That’s when I got up, still keeping my silent gaze on him.

He teleported next to me, whispering in my ear, “You don’t talk much do you?” Before reappearing at his spot, shouting. “I can do the creepy voice thing!”

In my distant sounding voice, I asked, “What? Who are you?”

He took out two MOD swords dubbed Aether’s Guard and Eye End, swinging it around as his eyes turned black and then back to normal, “Story book killer of the Ender Dragon, I’m Lego Craft, the boy who never dies.” His serious look left him as quick as it came, “So is it going to be quick like a bullet or hard like a cliff jump? The eye pain was nothing, but I bet you can do more. Oh, and I’ll go easy on you.”

I laughed long and hard at that. He was going to go easy on me? Hah! He would need all his skills to beat me. I summoned two diamond swords and swung them around a few times, just to show off. The boy looked on in what seemed like anticipation, before charging at me. I blocked all his strikes with little to no effort, and swiftly punched him in the nose, stunning him long enough for me to grab him by the hair and stare him in the eyes before separating his head from his body with a shower of gore.

I was about to laugh when something hit me in the stomach, knocking the wind out of me. Looking up, I saw something that should have been impossible. For there, in front of me, was the boy, not a scratch on him. He laughed jovially, as if someone had told a joke.

"Pretty cool, huh? Still hurts a lot when I die, though."

I looked at the ground to see the boy’s head still detached from his dead body while an exact copy of him looted it.

"What are you...?" I asked.

"I already told you. I'm Lego Craft, the boy who never dies!" He hummed thoughtfully. "I should probably keep that last part. Sounds like Peter Pan, but gets my point across.” I thrust my sword at him, but he deflected it and shoved his other one through my stomach, healing himself in the process and using the other one to send me flying with just a tap. “FYI, I know you’re not totally weak, it’s just ma-”

I appeared in front of him before he could finish, cutting his left arm off. He stared at it for a bit before grabbing it and using it as a way to swing the sword the dead hand held better. I dodged a few swings before teleporting behind him and sticking both swords in his back, but not without being hit by his healing sword.

“Ouch, looks like those are stuck in there- Oh, hi lefty!” He exclaimed while waving with his regenerated limb. He shifted his body into the form of an Enderman, dropping my swords when he teleported. He reappeared in his Herobrine form behind me. “Boo.”

“Really?”

“What? I just wanted to give you back your swords!” He stabbed me in the back with Aether’s Guard, sending me flying towards my swords. I corrected my landing, obtaining my swords and glaring at him as he clasped both hands on an emerald sword. “I heard diamond is stronger than emerald. Let’s test that theory!”

I smirked in spite of my growing anger. This was actually quite fun. Deciding to be fair for once, I thrust one of my swords into the ground and gripped the other with both hands. Then, I lunged full force at him. He barely managed to block in time, but he did so just in time. With our blades locked in place, I pushed with all my might until I started to see cracks on his sword. I smirked while he scowled, apparently diamond is stronger than emerald.

Taking advantage of his distraction, I kicked him in the groin, making him drop his sword and allowing me to slice his two arms off with relative ease. I smirked and started to walk over to retrieve my other sword, until I felt a foot impact my side. I turned around to see him hopping around me.

"Stand aside, worthy adversary." I drawled in my best british accent.

"Tis but a scratch, good chap!" he returned with a similar accent.

"You don't have any arms!"

"Do too! Tis, but a Monty Python scratch!"

"Then what are those!?" I said, pointing to the two arms laying on the ground behind him.

He glanced at them for a moment before speaking up, "Worms? Screw it, I've had worse!"

"Liar!"

"Come on then, Pinkie Pie had more style in her kills!"

I sighed as he kicked me ineffectively.

"Kick me one more time and I'll take your leg!"

He kicked me again.

"You asked for it!"

I cut off his leg as he was in mid hop, and the leg flopped to the floor and began oozing blood onto the purple carpet and stone tiles. Somehow, he maintained balance and was able to continue hopping on one leg.

"I'll bite your fingers off for that!" He stopped bouncing, “Wait, I can hold a sword in my mouth!”

"I'd like to see you try!"

"Yeah, right! Wait… Yeah, I’m hungry for fingers."

I simply pushed him away as he tried to bite off my fingers.

"I'm invincible!"

"You're crazy is what you are!" he shouted, his body worming towards me.

"I always win! Take this!"

He weakly tried to headbutt me, but I pushed him away firmly. He tried again, so I cut off his other leg and he fell on what remained of his legs.

He looked down at his stumps before deciding to speak, "Alright, we'll call it a draw."

I snorted and, having had enough of him, opened a rift in the fabric of the universe and kicked him into it. The portal closed behind him, and I walked over and picked up the swords he used and decided to keep them as trophies. I mentally called the skeleton servants in to clean up the mess before setting off to my crafting room to make a few display cases for the swords.

“You think I’m done? Minions, back me up!” He said from my throne in a red and blue hood, wielding a black sword. Tiny versions of him surrounded him with diamond swords and shields as he laughed, one tugging on his sleeve. “Huh? Fine! I’ll let you keep Eye End, use it as my summoning device specifically for you. What hurt your foes heals you.” He got up and sliced my throne to rubble with his sword, like a hot knife through butter. “I would’ve enjoyed using this insta-kill sword, but I’m going easy on you.”

I watched as his minions placed a command block on the ground, leaving my world one by one.

“Oh, and thanks for the DNA! Herobrine is hard to find, ya know?” he said, winking.

(Lego P.O.V.)

"I have returned!" I said, before watching the dead flesh me he kicked out being eaten by some manticores. "Endjoy your meal? Its the herobrined! Get it? Never mind." I ran off with arm full of minions as I returned to my castle.

Author's Note

This a crossover with You Know My Name by BlueMoon865.

Act 1 Part 2: The Blocks that Build Our Past

(Oscar P.O.V 1000+ years ago)

My eyes snapped open as an explosion sent ringing to my ears. "What's happening?!" I question as I sat up on the snow covered ground, looking at two Mickey Mice. One was about to speak when a figure fell on me. I pushed off the figure and looked around, realizing that we were in a snow trench behind a large rock.

"Nice to see you're awake, sleeping beauty." The figure I pushed off said. He's a human that looks similar to me, but a head shorter wearing a light blue shirt and jeans on his box legs. Currently he wore a diamond helmet with iron boots that look like hallow iron cubes without a top face and he was covered in injuries with his gold sword and little armor no worse for wear. He is my friend and rival Jake... or "Lego Craft" as he started calling himself. "I'm surprised that you were the first to be taken down."

He tossed some white and blue things that floated in front of me.

"Luckily, I got to your gear." I looked over myself, my usual white shirt and jeans on with my omnitrix on my wrist. One of the items touched my feet, turning into my boots that covered my matching colored Nikes. I rolled like a dog to my left, hopping back up fully armored. I checked my inventory, giving him a look. "What?"

"Check again, you forgot Cortana and my scouter."

"I didn't say I got all of your gear. Long story short, Captain Sombra went AWOL and started taking over the empire," Lego explained. "Your siren friends had the same idea of taking this place over so the twin here summoned us. Also, your air horn token tipped them off so we had to retreat."

"Oh yeah? What about your music playing token?"

"It plays music when a displaced is lost in a forest and when they chose to use its primary function."

"HEY!" Epic Mickey shouted.

King Mickey took out his keyblade, "If we are going to save Minnie, Box, and/or Cortana then we need to move NOW!"

(Lego Craft P.O.V)

I led us away from our rock after I spawned better armor on me with my magic iron ax. With my full health, diamond armor, and increased speed and strength I can out run those lasers! We passed a siren as she used her screech to attack the giant shadow Sombra. Mentioned screech destroyed my armor in an instant. I looked over to Fandom Man, "Fandom, turn into something to counter act their attacks!"

Instead of instantly transforming, like usual, he messed with his omnitrix.

"What are you doing?!" I asked him, dodging deflected lasers.

"Cortana makes this look easy!" He replied, barely dodging a laser himself. He fell to the ground with the lack of balance, his omnitrix hitting a rock as Aria screeched at us. Adagio tail whipped Aria's face, pointing her giant sea pony head towards Sombra. That combined blast and transformation screwed up the transformation. "Shoo... shoo shoobie doo~?" He asked woozily as he gripped his head and got up.

I sat behind a rock, "Ripjaws? Seriously? What is he going to do? Bite at 'em?"

The humanoid fish creature glared at me, "Shoo Shoobie Doo! Shoo Doo!" He started to glow red and float.

"What the heck?"

He looked over himself and grinned, "Shoo Shoobie!" He turned towards a crystal, siren screeching it into pieces. "Shoo Shoobie Doo!!" He cheered.

"That might work. Also, don't talk. I have no idea what you're trying to say."

I motioned the Mickeys to follow. On the way to the castle, Epic Mickey would use his paint brush to create a rock and Fandom Man as Ripjaws would use his new siren powers to swim in the air, launching Epic's rocks at two of the sirens and Sombra. They got annoyed, but never lost focus in their fight. Occasionally I would look back and share a sad look toward Sonata, still being forced to be enemies.

"Shoobie?" Ripjaws asked with concern.

"Are you asking 'what's wrong' or something?" I asked, eating a golden apple to replenish stamina. He nodded. "I would lie if I said nothing. Let's leave it as that."

His antenna glowed as he spoke, "Doo. Shoo Shoobie Doo. " Both similar voices spoke and ended as one.

We hopped over some debris, "Sounds like you can some-what talk."

"Shoobie, Shoobie Doo Shoo. Doo Doo Shoobie Doo? "

An explosion rang out, "Is this really the time?" The Mickey caught up, catching their breath.

"Doo Shoobie. "

"L-looks like *inhale* you're talking." King Mickey said, standing with the aid of his giant key.

I groaned, "Great! More people are about to hate my guts." I sighed. "To get this over with: I used to be friends with the sirens."

"Well, we used to be friends with Sombra. Go figure." Epic Mickey said on the ground.

"Yeah, but I used years mp3 playing to help them practice singing and fixed those gems that's the reason their dangerous monsters. Everybody blames me for turning them evil so I'm hunting the Ender Dragon in hopes to look heroic or at least neutral in the princesses' eyes. Yes, they blame me too." We shielded our eyes as the sirens shook dust and gravel into the air. "I'd rather not be here right now."

Our hiding spot levitated as Sombra tossed destroyed buildings at the sirens. He even tried to crush us, but Sonata head butted him in the snout. A self defense move I taught her that took down one of their bullies years ago... Ripjaws snapped me out of my trance, "Shoo! "

I sped up, looking back at him. "Whatever happens, don't harm Sonata. She's forced into this."

"Shoo Shoobie Doo Shoobie Doo. Shoobie Shoo. "

We finally got to the castle, King Mickey stating, "Don't worry, there's more fish in the sea!"

"Shoo Shoo, Doo. " Ripjaws said, returning to normal as Fandom Man.

Jarvis spoke from his omnitrix, "New DNA acquired. Equestrian Siren. New mix: Siren Ripjaws." A hologram hovered, "Should I add this mix to your list?" Yes No

"Yes." Fandom Man responded.

"Should I add this mix to your list?" Jarvis repeated. Fandom Man touched the Yes in the hologram. "It has been added."

He turned to me, "When I update my omnitrix, I'm soo adding voice commands."

"Why omnitrix when you can have an ultimatrix?" I asked.

"Like I would do that." Fandom Man responded.

(Oscar P.O.V)

Everyone lied around, waiting for me (as Humungosaur) to destroy the black crystal wall trapping our friends. I stopped, taking a break to inspect it. "Not a single crack!" I tapped my omnitrix, becoming ultimate humungsaur. I began to pummel it again before backing up, "Guys, I'm firing rockets! Stand back!" My fists closed harder until they folded into itself into the form of two rocket launchers.

Everyone got back as I fired a few rounds before slamming shoulder into the wall, sliding down the undamaged crystal in pain. King Mickey summoned his other keyblade "Star Seeker" instead of "Kingdom Key D" and lightly tapped the wall, turning part of it into mist. "Are you done?" He asked as I returned to my normal form, rubbing my shoulder.

As the Mickeys group hugged a normal Minnie Mouse and Lego and Box fist/hoof bumped, I grabbed my scouter and placed it on my head and waited as Cortana reinstalled herself. What I didn't expect is that she took the appearance of a blue Roll.EXE from Megaman Battle Network. She smiled as she exclaimed, "I knew you would save me!"

"Twin mice, abscond!" a loud voice boomed from behind us.

I turned to see Lego Craft get pinned down by Luna as Box was forced away by her magic, seen as a confused or misinformed friend rumors told me. I was about to act when a gold aura covered me, sending me higher up on the wall behind me as Celestia strode in. "The siren converter and the city destroyer? This appears to be a criminal focal point, does it sister?"

I rolled my eyes as my scouter found weak points on their damaged bodies. "Hey Craft, even in danger I one-up you!"

"Shut up!" He responded, giving me a slightly terrified yet angry look.

"C'mon! Luna is holding you in place without her magic, yet you don't notice the bruised front left shin?" Realization hit as he spawned and kicked up an emerald that fell on Luna's shin, making her wince long enough for Lego to duck under her leg and run off with Luna and Box in tow. Cortana transformed me into Chromastone, without asking me or recommending anything. I absorbed some of the magic around me, firing at Celestia. She returned fire with me absorbing it and firing it back with rainbow light.

That fight is what kick started Celestia's rivalry (at least I think its rivalry) with me and my escape from the empire as I also learned how to fly in that form.

Author's Note

This is a crossover with my "The Great Fandom Man" story.

Ripjaws (OV)
Humungosaur (UAF)
Ultimate Humungosaur (UAF)Chromastone (UAF)

Star Seeker
Kingdom Key D

Information and Apologies

This story gave a chance to learn my major failures as well as people pointing it out. I thought editing would work, but I learned otherwise. To those just now reading and liking this: Read Great Fandom Man or something else for the time being or keep reading this for the major plots in the new version.

I can assure you, the new story will suck less. I've got practice.

The new story will have the canon I typed about (that nobody will read) and will be worth killing this guy off.

Here a link to the new version, that will be valid when I can get the ball rolling.