Criminal Report.

General Information
-First Name: Blah
-Middle Name: Blah
-Last Name: Blah
-Occupation: Private detective
-Age: 23

Description
-Race: Earth Pony
-Coat Color: Brown.
-Mane and Tail Color: Hot Pink (Note: like like, really really pink!)
-Build: Small
-Cutie Mark: A griffin's fist

Charges
-Mr. Blah approached Princess Celestia on her biannual visit to Ponyville, and punch her in the nose. Now he's to work community service and get a girlfriend! Like maybe, that pink pony at SugarCube corner, or or, perhaps that violinist who's got the same accent as him, or maybe, MAYBE, my mom!
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Blah put down the, 'criminal report' and rolled his eyes. "I say, Apple Splice, get ya tootie down here, wot!"
"So we can see my mom and you two go on a date?!" Slice yelled down from upstairs.
"Preposterous!"

I write a horrible fanfiction for just the kicks, run away all! :P