It has been almost fifty years now since I was first hired. Mr. Rag passed away a few months ago, and my retirement soon after. I've been being asked lately what drove me to start, why I can take such grand pictures, and how the true story goes. I bet many would be surprised at just how timid this damn near sex icon once was. But they have a point, no one knows. So this is the story of the birth of Equestria's most infamous magazine by its first photographer, Snapshot.

A comment driven clopomedy. Snapshot has taken nudes of every mare in Equestria, and slept with almost all of them too. However, after so long, he can't quite remember the order, and needs your help.

All characters will be depicted as 18+

Thank you Morendo for editing. Edit: Thank you to LazyReader19 for having come on as an editor as well. From Broken Promises on, I thank my Minion for his help in editing.

Find the old cover art by Sonson Sensei here.

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