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Blood and Guts and Ponies

by Altoid
Patton and the crew of a tank get transported to Equestria. Stuff happens and chaos ensues. But it ends up being deeper than that.

Ponies are a peaceful race and when the prospects of war threatens Equestria, Princess Celestia becomes desperate for help. An ancient spell goes awry and General Patton, the famous American World War II general, is pulled into the pony world. Involuntarily the crew of a Sherman is dragged along as well. Will the assistance of the humans be enough to save Equestria or will their enemies be too much for even Old Blood and Guts to handle?

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Rated Teen for Strong Language and Violence

Teen
Cancelled
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Adventure
Human
 
MOPCP

123447 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read

39 Chapters:

  1. Ch 1: Into the Fire 2012-11-03 15:45:34 UTC
    1887
  2. Ch 2: Wandering Steel 2012-12-09 17:03:45 UTC
    2120
  3. Ch 3: First Encounter 2012-11-03 15:46:52 UTC
    1868
  4. Ch 4: New Mascot for the Tank 2012-11-26 01:13:51 UTC
    1798
  5. Ch 5: Encounters and Conversation 2012-07-22 14:00:55 UTC
    2043
  6. Ch 6: Making Friends With Violence 2012-07-22 14:03:45 UTC
    2113
  7. Ch 7: Gathering Hope and Darkness 2012-10-17 03:25:31 UTC
    1926
  8. Ch 8: Getting to Know 2012-07-04 01:58:14 UTC
    2319
  9. Ch 9: Ponyville 2012-07-13 00:18:58 UTC
    2796
  10. Ch 10: Word of the Storm 2012-11-27 13:12:35 UTC
    2204
  11. Ch 11: The Oncoming Storm 2012-07-04 02:02:27 UTC
    3414
  12. Ch 12: Planning for War 2012-07-04 02:06:25 UTC
    1741
  13. Ch 13: The Hunt 2012-08-31 11:55:54 UTC
    1705
  14. Ch 14: The First Battle 2012-07-04 02:08:52 UTC
    1871
  15. Ch 15: Preparations 2012-07-05 03:29:27 UTC
    2141
  16. Ch 16: The Kith Kul and the Plan 2012-07-10 02:43:01 UTC
    2708
  17. Ch 17: Luky Lives 2012-11-06 14:11:25 UTC
    2234
  18. Ch 18: Life Stories and Pains 2012-08-27 15:18:43 UTC
    2255
  19. Ch 19: Rails, Iron and Fire 2012-10-13 01:05:53 UTC
    3309
  20. Ch 20: Battle of Ponyville 2012-10-18 00:05:12 UTC
    3379
  21. Ch 21: Rest After the Fight 2012-11-08 12:59:35 UTC
    2973
  22. Ch 22: Iron Thunder 2012-12-09 14:29:03 UTC
    3058
  23. Ch 23: Battle of Rambling Rock Ridge 2013-02-07 15:42:27 UTC
    4236
  24. Ch 24: To the East 2013-04-12 12:53:43 UTC
    4097
  25. Ch 25: The Meeting 2013-06-08 03:05:01 UTC
    3619
  26. Ch 26: Vengeance 2013-07-17 22:37:08 UTC
    4568
  27. Ch 27: Growing Battles 2013-10-06 20:27:04 UTC
    4809
  28. Ch 28: The Foggy Past 2013-10-06 20:27:22 UTC
    4122
  29. Ch 29: The Last Stand of the 12th 2013-12-26 15:16:05 UTC
    6035
  30. Ch 30: Confrontations and Hope 2014-04-14 14:12:48 UTC
    4479
  31. Ch 31: The Violent Calm of the Storm 2014-04-14 14:19:01 UTC
    4394
  32. Ch 32: Ice and Sabotage 2014-08-16 20:03:21 UTC
    3198
  33. Ch 33: Assassins in the Snow 2014-08-16 20:03:28 UTC
    4373
  34. Ch 34: Rache und Gewalt 2014-08-16 20:03:34 UTC
    4061
  35. Chapter 35: The Rescue 2015-05-25 18:32:17 UTC
    4034
  36. Chapter 36: Resolve Against the Storm 2016-01-04 02:16:09 UTC
    8454
  37. Bonus Chapter: The Story of Celestia and Blackscales 2016-01-04 05:11:09 UTC
  38. News From Altoid 2016-10-01 17:41:42 UTC
    188
  39. Chapter 37 Rough Draft and Full Story Notes 2017-01-02 02:22:57 UTC
    6918