Hey, guys. Ice here(I'll always be in this color). So this is a collaborative fic between me and Blue Breeze, so have fun reading and don't forget "I'm a god motherfucker and it's judgement day!"
Blue Breeze here(I'll always be in this color because SOMEONE(Me) decided to take the blue without talking to me). This fic is an idea I've had for a while now. I decided that, since it was pretty obvious that no one else was gonna do it, that I would. Ice came on after I asked him. So, enjoy all you Hollywood Undead fans. And if you're an HU hater, "You need to slit your wrists, get pissed, and go jump off a bridge."
Celestia began to retire to her room after a day with the head council, because one pony giving birth to a unicorn and a pegasus was so worrying that it required her to work on her one day in two thousand years with an empty schedule. She walked along the white halls of the castle when her ears perked up as a loud blast of music hit her, she trotted over to find the source of the noise it was new to her, it was different from the usual violinists and classical music that was normally played throughout Canterlot. She looked out the nearby window to see a new building, it was smaller than most of them but it seemed to stick out more.
Celestia wasn't sure what it was, mabye it was the neon lights or the ponies who were still banging their heads after they had left the building but something was drawing her into it. With a quick glance down the hall, she quickly casted a spell enveloping her in a quick but bright light, as it faded a new figure stood where Celestia had been. Instead of the towering alicorn was a short pink coated, white maned pegasus. Celestia had a look of surprise on her face as she saw the colour of her coat.
"Seriously, my magic decides to play up now?" she thought as she begrudgingly gave up on trying to fix it constantly going between an earth pony with no coat or mane and back to the previous pegasus form. She quickly flew through the castle gardens to avoid been noticed and landed a few buildings away from the club. She began to slowly trot towards the entrance, noting some features that could only be noticed close up, the most obvious one was the golden vinyl record on the door and the door itself seemed futuristic, being adorned with blue neon lights but the simplistic white door with a small circular window added to the effect. She slowly walked into the club and for a few seconds everything went deathly quiet but then after those few seconds past, the music hit her.
* * *
Celestia clapped with the rest of the crowd as the musical prodigy, Octavia, finished her song, even now though with the calming music, Celestia could still clearly remember the night at the club from five years ago, she yearned to go back even if it was just once but her duties as the sun goddess along with Luna kept her busy all day and when you receive an invitation from Octavia personally. It's hardly fitting for royalty to say "It's not my thing.". What would they say? It's not as if their was anything else for them to listen to and at the moment there seemed to be no solution... or was there? Celestia quickly sat up and was nearly galloping as the idea began to form in her head.
"Why didn't I think of this before, it's so simple." she thought as the guards were surprised to see the goddess moving at such speeds. Celestia quickly reached her private chambers and began to search through many a spell book on her shelves. "If I cannot change Equestria's current musical tastes, then I shall bring in some outside help. Far more outside than just Equestria."
For decades now, Equestria's music seemed to have gone downhill. Other than Octavia, the classicals were always such a bore to listen to, which Celestia often did being a noble. Outside of classical, there only seemed to be pop music. Few ponies seemed to enjoy and those that did were terrible exculding Vinyl Scratch, but new albums were so few and far between. No, Celestia could no longer stand for that. It was time to bring life into Equestria's musical culture.
Celestia, being the eternal goddess she was, knew of worlds beyond Equestria that, while it being similar in many ways, had much more diverse and colourful music. They not only had the same genres to Equestria but many more like classical, country, techno, pop, and rock, but they also had more, as well as mixes between them to make far more kinds of music.
She stopped on the top shelf as she brought down a thin green notepad which could easily be hidden between the books. She quickly began to flip through the book brimming with excitment.
"Lets see, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, die, d, d, d, d, AHA DIMENSIONS!" she thought as she took went towards a cabinet filled to the brim with gems. She quickly scanned over them before taking out an emerald in the shape of an eye and a ruby in the shape of a hand. She quickly moved back the book almost skipping and laid the two objects down. She took a step back and raised her mighty wings and began to say something.
"ADVICUS, SHARPCUS HEAR MY VOICE SHOW THE DIMENSIONS WHICH SCREAM WITH VOICE!" the room was still but not as normal everything had stopped the spider on the wall, the fly at the window even the air became still. Celestia stood unmoving for a few moments, until suddenly the two gems began to shake and swirl around her for a few moments before she vanished, leaving behind a blue glowing portal which pulsed slowly. Despite being a portal, it seemed to be the only thing moving in or outside the chambers.
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Celestia slowly opened her eyes to the void before her, she slowly walked forward, still seeming excited. As she walked forward, an object began to form, first a round circle, then a slim pole and then a large bowl of sorts which was filled with a mysterious green liquid. She approached and bent over to touch with her horn, filling it with magic. The liquid began to swirl and fill with images, first was a planet similar to Equestria, then it began to zoom through the landscapes, then it moved to a town slowing down as an image of a boy typing on his laptop looked straight at and gave it small salute. It continued to speed up as it passed through city after city, hearing musician after musician, bands after bands and even a drunk guy singing on the streets. It stopped once again at another boy typing at a laptop. This one gave a small wave and mouthed the word 'brohoof'. It started moving again before slowly it began to stop and three images appeared in front of Celestia, each one had several people and a name under them. The first one was a group of five males and had the name Atreyu. The second one was a single male and had the name Scatman and the final one was a group of males wearing odd masks and had the name Hollywood Undead.
She looked over the three and quickly ruled out the "Scatman". That one just sort of spoke for itself. She took a look at the two remaining groups. Looking at Atreyu, they seemed as though their kind of music may be a bit too chaotic for ponies and would backfire on her.
So the choice was now made. She would be taking none other than Hollywood Undead.
Hey guys Ice here, wow I was at school when I saw the amount of viewers we got. So enjoy this I decided to upload it slighty early but that's because I wanted to start working on the next chapter so enjoy and "You know I don't give a fuck what you think or say, cuz we gonna rock the whole place anyway."
Sup, guys? I was surprised to see how many Undead Bronies came along during the first chapter. Mega brohoof to you all. Now, let's "Tear it up."
Over in a world far different from Equestria, yet still very similar, six MC’s have just gotten back to their tour bus after coming from what seemed to be their millionth interview. They remove their masks as they enter. Day after day it’s always either a concert in a new city, an appearance at some building, an autograph signing, or an interview with some music affiliated label.
Ever since starting their group back in 2005, Hollywood Undead has just been gaining more and more popularity with each new album they release. But as popularity rises, the group members: Johnny 3 Tears, Funny Man, Charlie Scene, Danny, Da Kurlzz, and J-Dog, get more and more exhausted by their fans and the paparatzi. They always say in interviews they do it all for the fans and as long as they keep having fans, they’ll continue to make music. They also always say they do it because they just love doing it, but that doesn’t make putting up with it all any easier in the long run.
It doesn’t exactly make it easier when they’re old group member, Deuce, continues to release songs that mock them. Ever since Deuce left the band for what they called “creative differences”, he’s continued to make songs that both rip off their own and insult them, especially Danny since he was Deuce‘s replacement.. They say that they don’t care for him, but the annoying haters they keep running into because of him makes it hard to ignore. A few times people have come to their concerts specifically to either insult them or even physically harm them because of Deuce.
With their new album coming out the upcoming summer, things are only going to start getting harder for all of them.
Johnny plopped down on the couch as he exhaled from exhaustion. “Shit man. What interview does that make for us now? Like, 450? 475?”
J-Dog opened the fridge and pulled out a can of soda. “I think it’s more like 500.”
“Actually, it was 534.” Funny Man said. The others looked at him funny, like his name(yay puns). “I’ve been keeping track of every single interview we’ve had to do. Not just the ones I was involved in either.”
“Damn dude. That’s crazy.” Danny said. “I’d hate to know what things were like the first few years you guys were doing this. These past two years have been hard enough already.”
“Actually, the first few years were pretty nice.” Charlie said. “Well, except for Deuce acting like a douchebag and like he was all that. But other than that, the first few years of this was pretty fun.”
“Makes me wonder what would of happened if I decided to stay on American Idol.”
“We would’ve kicked your ass for rejecting us.” Kurlzz said. “Nah man. You know I’m joking. But this shit has definitely been a real pain lately, and that's coming from the guy who barely even does vocals”
“I think out problem isn’t all the work we’re doing, it’s how the work is.” Johnny said.
“What do you mean?”
“Well, it’s just that we’ve been doing this for so long that it’s just gotten stale. Always the same shows, same songs, same appearances, same interviews with the same god damn questions over and over, and same autograph signings. I think we just need to branch out and start doing something new.”
“Like what?” Funny asked.
“I don’t know. Like anything. Just something new.”
“Hey, maybe we could go tour with Justin Bieber.” Charlie joked.
All of them sat in awkward silence before they busted out into laughter. “Yeah, and maybe then we can ask Rebecca Black to join us.” Funny said.
"And instead of wearing masks, we could all wear bras." Kurlzz said.
After a few minutes, their laughter finally died down.
“Well, finding something new will have to wait.” J said. “We’ve got a show in two hours.”
“Ugh, don’t remind me.” Johnny said.
“Come on, Johnny. Maybe you’ll get lucky and get some of the girls in the front row to throw their panties at you.”
“The only time any woman threw their panties up during a show was that one time in Detroit, and she was, like, 90.”
“Yeah, I remember that.” Funny said. “She was totally stalking you after the show, you should'a hit that.”
“What? And cheat on my dear Funny Man?”
“Funny Man? I thought I was your special someone!” Danny said jokingly. “You whore!”
“Oh Danny! I’m so sorry!”
The group then just laughed it up like they always did. Anyone who watched their interviews knew they often made gay jokes with each other.
“Well, guess for now we just relax until the show starts.” J said, drinking his soda.
“Yeah, just don’t go filling up on the coke.” Kurlzz said.
“The nose kind or the soda kind?”
“Either, smart ass.”
Each of then then went off to relax in their own ways before the big show, trying to make it last.
***
Nearly two hours later, it was almost about time for Hollywood Undead’s show to start. They were all backstage, getting ready for their show.
Johnny looked over at the other members. “You guys ready for this shit?”
They all gave mutters of of acceptance in response.
“Alrighty, then let’s do this.”
They all put on their trademark masks before they gathered around in a circle. They all put their hands together in the center.
“On three.” Johnny said. “One two three.”
“UNDEAD!” they all shouted, raising their hands up.
They all grabbed their instruments as they headed out onto the stage.
Johnny took center stage as he grabbed a microphone. “What’s up, Indianapolis?!” he shouted to the crowd. They all gave a huge shriek of excitement. “You ready to go down to Hollywood?!” they shrieked even louder this time. “Then let’s get undead!”
The show began as they started playing 'Lump Your Head', but unbeknownst to them, something far more different than they ever could’ve imagined had been planned for them by a certain alicorn princess.
