relly good story about my super awesome OC

by KnightysMother

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1011

In this story, my super cool OC named General Skullcoat destroyes all the evil bad guys trying to kill the mane 6.

In this story, my super cool OC named General Skullcoat destroys all the evil bad guys trying to kill the mane 6.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-27 16:50:02 UTC

In the biginning

this is a non-profit story involving My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Creative Commons is allowed if you wants

General Skullcoat was sleeping in his bed and than a bunch of ponies came bursting though the door saying "Wer are the mane 6?" Skullcoat was so startled that he woke up and killed them all in the face with his razer sharp Diomond wings made of diomonds. But then the bad guys had a secret weapon and used it to almost kill the great general skullcoat, but, dindnt. He was so mad that they tried to find the main 6 like Applejack the earth pony, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Scootaloo, and finally Pinkie Pie. That the General left and went to Canterlot and talked to Princess Celestia and told her that those guys wore trying to kill them.

Princess Celestia was so concerned that she ordered all the gourds to Ponyville to find the bad guys and get them before they get the man 6. Celestia told them they should listen to General Skullcoat when he says to kill them. The army of badass killers flew from Canterlot really fast towards Ponyville where the evil ponies where still trying to find and kill the mane 6 with there bear hoofvies. The General and his army arrived and landed right next to the gang of really bad ponies. Because the mane 6 are his friends.

Next, the general used his red laser lightning bolt magic and killed one of the bad guys. So now they were facing off at this street and wore super angry but the bad guys ran so Celestial army fallowed them however the gourds were two slow, but General Skullcoat was really vast because he had jet powered boots powered by that stuff Iorn man uses and caught up to them. Then, he said "I've got you now!" he said.

General Skullcoat began picking them off, one by one the murderers fell to his incredible power. His victims screeched in terror at the deadly accurate energy beams vaporizing ponies around them without remorse. The General enjoyed this type of work, one might call him a psychopath. About three years ago he worked as a bounty-hunter, that rugged stallion has done things that most ponies would faint simply thinking about. Often large amounts of cash were the reward for committing such atrocities, but now... It wasn't about the money anymore, now it was personal.

They all kept running down the street full speed and bumped in toe the mane 6 standing there minding there own busyness so they began to help Skullcoat fight the bad guys, and now the rest of the gourds caught up too help them. Is was really crazy, all the ponies fighting eachother and than the best pony, Rainbow Dash, flew really hi too where Generall skull coat was and they talkeded about what to do and they said "I need you're help General Skullcoat because you are the greatest and Twilight Sparkle loves you, but I am a lesbian so I cant!"

They were all ready for the battle again so General Skullcock said "K."

Now the team was good and faught really good at the evil badguy gang making pain in their face with magical powers from twilight who loved General Skullcoat and wanted to do the nasty with him right after this. The fate of the whole universe was at steak and everyone was watching. So they really wanted to win.

And then they one. and The mane six, and the gourds, and General Skullcoat ware really happy about it as they cheered the General because he was so awesome and cool. Then they all went back to the Generals house and waited in a line to suck his dick because they liked him so much for saving the hole universe.

However, the bad guys had a secret ace up their pant leg. The hero realized this and pished off all the ponies giving him blowjobs and ran out the door without using his legs because he had rocket boosters on his wings so he could go really fast, even faster than sanic the huehuehue.

Now the bad guy named DaRivingRoneston said "I'm going to blow up the whole worlds!"

"No you will not!" said general skullcote while shagging towards him with a huge fist sticking out of his horn with Diomond Spike on it who was holding a sharpie sharp Nif. He was going really really really fast now, like super duper speedy quick. Then they hit each other and there was a huge explosion that was really bigger than any other explosion to have ever explicated ever in the history of anything. It sounded like: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!" but really load.

Meanwhile, the beautiful Miss Rarity was still tethered to her toilet seat as the continuing stream of fecal matter poured from her now dirty and sore anus. She had now built up a tolerance to the heat inside her sphincter and horrifically disgusting odor. By the fifth flush, all the pleasure of relief had faded away, now she was simply bored. Yet the excretions refused to end their cascade into the abused toilet bowl. That waste receptacle would never be the same again.

But then! A very big explosion came trough the wall and blue up her house whit the force of 7 hundred million billion trillion nanograms of force.

They were still fighting but the explosion made DaRivinRoneston go "Ouch!" and fall b'cuz his wings were all burnt. Now General Skillcoat was standing over him and was smirking at his bloodied face with haplessnessistude in his face. This was it, the moment everypone was wanting for, now Discord came from the corner and started strangling Genral Skoilsecuot. But it was ok barbecue he doesnt need to breath Caucasus he has air gills on his cutie mark that he got while training with Fireloard Zuke 4 days ago, so that was good. Then he killed Discord forever and killed the bad guy and won.

The end.