Random Stories 101

ATTENTION AND STUFF

this will be very random

and maybe gory

or sexual

idk

please dont be like I HATE THIS before you read anything

im a noob at publishing things like this and to be honest

im nervous

back to story?.....

I buzzed with excitement as I looked around Ponyville. It had been my dream to be here, and I never thought It would come true.

Little did I know this wouldn't be the time of my life. *hint hint, Green Day*

I was earning plenty of stares from ponies. I was nervouxicted (or however you spell nervous+excited). I didn't know what to do first. Then, a pink fluffy mare zipped right up to me and gasped so loud it felt like she was sucking in my skin. "HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEOHMYGOSHWHATAREYOUWHATSYOURNAMEWHEREAREYOUFROMWHATISTHISTHINGWHYDOYOUWEARCLOTHESWHYAREYOUHEREHOWDIDYOUGETHEREYOUHAVEGOTTOMEETMYFRIENDSTWILIGHTWILLBESOEXCITEDMAYBEYOUREANEWKINDOFANIMALOHMYGOSHFLUTTERSHYWOULDBESOHAPPYOHOHDOYOULIKESWEETTHINGSLIKECAKEANDICECREAMAND-" I had no idea how she managed to say all that without taking a breath. She suddenly stopped speaking, her mane turned flat, and she gave me a very creepy smile. "Cupcakes?" She hissed. I did a double take at all this. "Uh, no thanks." I replied. Her mane turned poofy again and she acted as if nothing happened. "So, want to come over to Sugar Cube Corner? We have the best sweets in all of Equestria!" Sweet Celestia she talked so much! I wanted to grab my sound cancelling headphones out of nowhere and glue them to my ears. "Pinkie." I said. "Pinkie?!? PINKIE!!!!" I eventually shouted. She immediantly stopped talking and looked at my innocently, blinking her eyelashes. "Could you PLEASE stop talking before I KILL SOMETHING?!" I practically yelled. I heard about OVER 9000!!!! gasps from ponies all around me. I looked at Pinkie's sudddenly very sad expression. "Sorry, it just really doesn't help having a pink fluffly pony constantly talking on my first day here. I didn't mean to offend anyone." I say, a bit guilty. "Oh, it's alright. Twilight was a big mean meanie her first day here too. Hey, want to go see Twilight?" "Sure." We walk over to Twilights tree house. Pinkie just barges in, startling Twilight. "Pinkie what in Eques- GAHH!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!" "Hi Twilight! This is-" she suddenly stops and turns to me. "What is your name?" "Aeron." I reply. "Hi Twilight! This is Aeron! Aeron meet Twilight, Twilight meet Aeron!" She said super fast. "Uh, hi?" I said shyly. Twilight takes a deep breath to calm herself down.

Hey guys im stopping this here cuz i gtg to bed. I have sschool tomorrow, but after that is the weekend. Im very sorry about all the spazzing out. Cya 2morrow