Random Stories 101

by Madison1733

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Sad, Tragedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 434

Three words: DON'T. BLAME. ME.

himynameisaeronidontknowwhyijutstoldyoumynamewhythefckamitypinglikethisihavenoideaiamsoweird

Hi.
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what the fuck do i put here i am so confuzzled

Well, long story short:
I have adventures in my head and dreams and stuff, and sometimes i really want to write them down or something (YAY) so i decided to make a main story thingy (not really a story) with a bunch of "stories"
they can be completely random like stuff about sex and gore
(whispers CADENCE….)
Aaaaaaanyway…
So its mainly going to be about 9001 mini stories. I will probably put some… uh…. references…. no…. memes?…. no…. QUOTES!
i really dont know
there might be some chapters and stuff and a bunch of stories i wont continue
im really lazy
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sorry if youre like :

WELP THIS GURL IS FULL O BULLSHIITTTTTTTT

ima just be like WELL FUCK YOU TOO

oh god someone please help me
this sucks
dont worry about me
rlly
im relly very dramatic
srsly
besides i have "ass burgers"
jk i have aspergers and depression
i could have more idk i could have autism bipolar adhd add
oh wait i also have a learning disorder
i completely forgot about that

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sorry for going of topic. im probably going to be a lot
omg i finally got that fucking annoying knat in my hands YUSSS now someone hand me a microscope….

*slaps myself*
anyway
im just gonna end this here cuz youre all probably like -
crap
crapcrapcrapcrap
i just wrote something then accidently cut it
WELL FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET

anyway im just gonna end this here i really dont know what else to write here except of how much this reminds me of logan *fake sniffs* SUCH SADNESS

so bye.
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what? youre still reading this? okaay…

stalker

jk just completely ignore this now bai peoplz

i forgot!!! i cant post all my stories on here!! nvm i have one particular one though that can…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-26 00:47:28 UTC

Nightmare

ATTENTION AND STUFF

this will be very random

and maybe gory

or sexual

idk

please dont be like I HATE THIS before you read anything

im a noob at publishing things like this and to be honest

im nervous

back to story?.....

I buzzed with excitement as I looked around Ponyville. It had been my dream to be here, and I never thought It would come true.

Little did I know this wouldn't be the time of my life. *hint hint, Green Day*

I was earning plenty of stares from ponies. I was nervouxicted (or however you spell nervous+excited). I didn't know what to do first. Then, a pink fluffy mare zipped right up to me and gasped so loud it felt like she was sucking in my skin. "HIMYNAMEISPINKIEPIEOHMYGOSHWHATAREYOUWHATSYOURNAMEWHEREAREYOUFROMWHATISTHISTHINGWHYDOYOUWEARCLOTHESWHYAREYOUHEREHOWDIDYOUGETHEREYOUHAVEGOTTOMEETMYFRIENDSTWILIGHTWILLBESOEXCITEDMAYBEYOUREANEWKINDOFANIMALOHMYGOSHFLUTTERSHYWOULDBESOHAPPYOHOHDOYOULIKESWEETTHINGSLIKECAKEANDICECREAMAND-" I had no idea how she managed to say all that without taking a breath. She suddenly stopped speaking, her mane turned flat, and she gave me a very creepy smile. "Cupcakes?" She hissed. I did a double take at all this. "Uh, no thanks." I replied. Her mane turned poofy again and she acted as if nothing happened. "So, want to come over to Sugar Cube Corner? We have the best sweets in all of Equestria!" Sweet Celestia she talked so much! I wanted to grab my sound cancelling headphones out of nowhere and glue them to my ears. "Pinkie." I said. "Pinkie?!? PINKIE!!!!" I eventually shouted. She immediantly stopped talking and looked at my innocently, blinking her eyelashes. "Could you PLEASE stop talking before I KILL SOMETHING?!" I practically yelled. I heard about OVER 9000!!!! gasps from ponies all around me. I looked at Pinkie's sudddenly very sad expression. "Sorry, it just really doesn't help having a pink fluffly pony constantly talking on my first day here. I didn't mean to offend anyone." I say, a bit guilty. "Oh, it's alright. Twilight was a big mean meanie her first day here too. Hey, want to go see Twilight?" "Sure." We walk over to Twilights tree house. Pinkie just barges in, startling Twilight. "Pinkie what in Eques- GAHH!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!" "Hi Twilight! This is-" she suddenly stops and turns to me. "What is your name?" "Aeron." I reply. "Hi Twilight! This is Aeron! Aeron meet Twilight, Twilight meet Aeron!" She said super fast. "Uh, hi?" I said shyly. Twilight takes a deep breath to calm herself down.

Hey guys im stopping this here cuz i gtg to bed. I have sschool tomorrow, but after that is the weekend. Im very sorry about all the spazzing out. Cya 2morrow