War

"I don't want them cut my dick off!" Spike screamed while being dragged out.

"What the buck is going on in here, I'm trying to get some fucking sleep!" I yell, and toss something out the door.

"I have to take spike to get circumsized." Twilight says, trying to drag Spike out the door.

"Wait, how is that, If he had sex with Rarity, You know what, I don't even want to know" I say.

"Spike they aren't going to chop your dick off." I say.

"Just the foreskin." Twilight says.

"Twilight, not helping, he doesn't know anatomy." I hiss.

"When you come home I will let you play Xbox."  I say, pointing my hoof to the living room.

"Okay." he sniffles.

Then Twilight explains the procedure, In the doorway, and Spike starts screaming again.

"Thats it!" I yell, and walk into the living room.

I feel my magic grasp the horsehead bust, And I knock Spike out with it.

"Go, before he wakes up." I say, and return the bust.

So I walk into the living room, and make myself comfy.

I remove the controller from my ass grove.

On my Xbox goes, and ME3 is scratched to fuck.

"GODAMNIT SPIKE!" I scream.