Human in Male Equestria

by TheDawsonator1

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 2430

It's Human in Equestria story only with a strange twist, the characters seemed to have all gender-flipped much to the confusion of our human. Can he cope with this weird twist?

Note: This story is set in Season 4 before Tirek Attacks.

Joseph Taylor is like any other brony, and always dreams of being in Equestria but when he gets his dream granted thanks to a car crash, he finds a very weird surprise in store for him. The Equestria he knew is Gender-flipped, which means the Mane Six, Princesses, Cutie Mark Crusaders etc. are all Males and Ponies like Big Macintosh and Shining Armor are female.

Can he cope with this weird difference? or will this be too awkward and strange for our human?

Published 2014-09-26 15:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-27 15:33:07 UTC

There's something Strange about Twilight...

In each universe, there is a few “Versions” of the worlds that go with it, each version of the worlds are not aware of each other’s existence save for a chosen few.

One such world is the Gender-flipped world where Males are females, females are males and asexual beings are…that’s a good question…do they even change? Oh right where was I? Yeah gender-flipped world, I encountered it, I was fan of the show My little Pony: Friendship is Magic and I got the brony dream of going into Equestria though unexpected…this Equestria was different but similar in so many ways…this is what happened…

Oww…what happened? Last thing I remember was crossing the street and then…after that…blank…

“Ah good, you’re awake” a male voice said from the left of my bed

I opened my eyes to find a familiar Purple Alicorn but there was something wrong, I heard a male voice coming out of the pony that clearly was Twilight Sparkle, come to think of it why is her muzzle so…manly? Or rather Stalliony?

“You’ve been out for quite a while, Elusive found you just outside Ponyville” “Twlight” explained

Who the fuck is Elusive? I’ve never heard of a pony named Elusive before and I know these ponies like the back of my hand.

Also, why is Twilight’s voice male? In face she looks male, is she trying some gender-change spell or something? Come to think of it, Twilight did turn Applejack into a Stallion in Magic Duel in Season 3 but only briefly. Perhaps she decided to test effects or something sciency?

“Er, hello” I spoke at last.
“Ah, I was wondering if you talked, this is great! I thought I was talking to myself the whole time” “Twilight” answered to my ability to speak being revealed.
“Yes, I can talk…so what are you? And who are you?” I asked

Yeah, better keep the brony knowledge on the down low, could cause a little too much attention and maybe Twilight and Princess Celestia would think I might be spying on them, I know for a fact Rainbow Dash would think so!

“Oh right, I am a pony, or more specifically I am an Alicorn which means I am a Prince…” “Twilight” said

PRINCE??

“…my name is Dusk Shine, pleasure to meet you” “Twilight” continued

Did Twilight say her name was Dusk Shine? Dusk Shine?? Is this some random joke? No way it can’t be…I’ll play along for now…

“I am what is known as a Human and my name is Joseph Taylor but my friends always call me Joey, thanks for saving me by the way” I introduced myself
“Eh, it was more Elusive that saved you” Dusk mentions his friend again
“Thanks to Elusive as well, but next question where am I? I asked already knowing the answer
“You are in Ponyville, Equestria” Dusk answered
“Never heard of it” I lied

Yeah, I’m bullshitting but it’s better if “Dusk Shine” didn’t know a certain few secrets.

“Just as I suspected then, I couldn’t find anything like you in the books so I summarized that you are from another world? Well, am I right?” Dusk assumes
“I believe so, so it looks like I’m stuck here for now” I concluded
“Well, you seem alright so you can stay here with me until we find a way to get you home” Dush offered
“You sure? We only just met” I pointed out
“Well, you haven’t got anywhere else to stay and besides, you sound like an interesting enough human to me, I can’t wait to find out more about you” Dusk said excitedly
“Yeah, so what should we do now?” I asked
“Well since you’re gonna be here for a while, we may as well get you acquainted with Ponyville, and if you go alone, ponies around here might think you as a monster because no offense to Ponyville, but this town is plain weird and we’ve had our fair share of disasters. So if you’re with me than they know you’re cool” Dusk assured me
“Yeah” I nodded
“First, I might get you to meet Spines, my little sister basically…that is, if she isn’t sleeping still” Dusk motioned towards the door

Spines? She? Little Sister? Oh no…is Dusk Shine referring to Spike?

“Spines? You up yet?” Dusk called
“Yes, just a moment, Dusk” A female voice replied
“Our guest is awake, come meet him” Dusk called back

Okay, this is CREEPY! I am talking to a male Twilight Sparkle who calls himself Dusk Shine and now Spike is voiced by female and is now called Spines…this joke isn’t funny anymore!

Spines came in and she looked exactly like Spike did but had feminine eye lashes and her teeth were less pointed and more curved and the scales weren’t so spiky like Spike’s were.

"About time Spines, I was getting worried" Dusk greeted the dragon
"You know I have to at least look presentable

A Dragon...trying to look presentable? This is getting weirder by the minute.

“Joey, meet Spines, my number one assistant. Spines, meet Joey the human” Dusk introduced us
“Pleasure to meet you Joey! Solaris, you are big!” Spines commented on me as she looked up and down.
“Well, you’re small for a dragon” I replied
“Well she’s still a baby” Dusk added reasonably
“And you’re still a nerd” Spines muttered rudely
“What was that?” Dusk asked Spines
“Nothing!” Spines said quickly

Spines then walked away and Dusk leaned towards my ear, or rather motioned me to bend down and lean in.

“She totally has a crush on Elusive, one of my friends. But between you and me, I don’t think Elusive is really that interested in her” Dusk whispered
“Then why not get this Elusive to tell the truth, the poor girl is suffering with this crush” I suggested
“I would but, he never listens and I can’t find it in my heart to tell Spines that fact, it would break her heart” Dusk said sadly

Okay, this Elusive is sounding a lot like Rarity at the moment, but it couldn’t be, it just can’t! There is no possible explanation!

“Joey? You in there? You coming?” Dusk asked
“Oh yeah! Sure!” I snapped out of it

We headed for the door after Dusk told Spines where they were going and to hold down the fort.

I don’t know what’s going on with “Dusk Shine” but I am going to get to the bottom of this mystery! One way or another!

Author's Note

What's this another HIE by me? IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Actually it's totally possible. So this is an idea of what would happen if the human ended up in the Male Equestria instead of the normal one and things are gonna get weird for our protagonist.

Here's hoping you guys like this...

It's a stallion Ponyville...well it could be worse..

I don’t know what weird game Twilight is playing with this male thing and Spines with the female thing, but this is creeping me out…a lot! I am sincerely hoping for somepony to yell April Fools or something any minute now, preferably by Pinkie Pie.

So, right now, exploring Ponyville yeah! Living the Brony Dream!

“You ready, Joey?” Dusk asked me
“Born ready” I replied confidently
“You sound like my friend Rainbow Blitz” Dusk commented

Rainbow Blitz? Doesn’t Dusk mean Rainbow Dash? What is Dusk gonna name Pinkie Pie? Bubblegum?

The pair of us exited the library and there was it was: Ponyville! It has Rarity’s boutique, Sugercube Corner, Golden oak Library of course and Town Hall. I sort of feel like a giddy kid about to open his presents on his birthday, In fact I was smiling so much, someone around here might mistake it for a maniac…or Pinkie Pie.

I noticed one thing, there seems to be a lot of stallions around, like a LOT of Stallions. I’ve only seen about six mares. What? Did some random event happen to make Stallions want to come to Ponyville? I swear some of them look reeeeeeeaaaaall familiar too. AHHH, what am I even doing? Just go tour Ponyville with Dusk Shine and then you can go wonder about these things later.

“So, where are we going?” I asked
“Well, there’s so many places you need to go before you can truly say you’ve been here and believe me, I know. But the question is, where should I take you first? Oh, I knew I should have made a checklist!” Dusk wondered
“Well, why not meet this Elusive pony that keeps getting brought up?” I suggested
“That’s a great idea, I’m sure he’ll be glad to see you’re okay although fair warning, if he looks like he’s checking you out, he’s just checking your measurements” Dusk warned

Okay that’s awkward! Worst of all is Elusive must be Rarity! Weird Level: 99.9%

Here we are, the Boutique. This must be it!

KNOCK KNOCK!

Twil-I mean Dusk Shine knocked on the door.

“Elusive? You in there?” Dusk asked
“Just one moment” A posh male voice came from the other side of the door

About 3 minutes later the door opened and the white unicorn everyone could recognize as Rarity opened the door only like our dear companion Dusk Shine, Rarity had stalliony features which means this must be Elusive!

“Er…hello?” I said
“Oh, goodness! You’re the strange creature I found yesterday” Elusive said

Okay, her…his! His voice is way too posh, it sounds way too girly, we sure Elusive ain’t gay? What? It’s a possibility!

“Yeah, thanks for that by the way, I’m Joseph but everyone calls me Joey” I introduced myself
“I am Elusive, I specialize in fashion like making dresses and suits for ponies as well as finding diamonds. Say, you wear some clothes as well it seems, I can’t wait to design some clothes for you.” Elusive introduces himself

Well…it could be worse…believe me I know.

“Nice to meet you, Dusk here is showing me around town” I said
“Oh that sounds Wonderful! Ponyviille is a wonderful town once you get past its quirks and such, take it from a stallion who’s lived in Ponyville his whole life” Elusive replied
“Well, we best not leave you away from your work, so we best continue the tour, right Joey?” Dusk intervened
“Yes, there is much to do, I got an order from a higher-up Canterlot Elite and it needed to be done yesterday, well not really, but you get the gist of it” Elusive ssaid
“Thanks a lot” I said
“You’re welcome, Darling! Do come by sometime and visit sometime, I’m sure I’ll be less busy then” Elusive said as we took our leave

Okay, getting called darling by a stallion is weird! Especially Rarity acting like this Elusive character? What? Did Dusk mess up a spell and Gender-swap Equestria?

“Alright, where should we go next?” I asked
“Well, knowing Berry Punch, he’s probably onto your scent and knows you’re here, speaking of which, I’m starving, wanna go to Sugarcube Corner?” Dusk says
“Uh sure! I forgot to get something to eat back at the library anyway” I mentioned
“Oh, I’m sorry! How did I completely forget food? This will be one time and then another and then another and before long, BREAKFAST WILL CEASE TO EXIST!” Dusk was starting to freak

News Flash, Dusk Shine freak out over a simple breakfast. I guess I really shouldn't be surprised since I've seen Twilight freak out over a casual visit from Princess Celestia.

“DUSK! It’s okay! So we miss one breakfast, breakfast is overrated anyway and I doubted you had any bacon” I mentioned
“You eat meat?” Dusk stopped in his tracks
“Yeah and veggies, we’re…what do you call it? Om…Omn…Omavores?” I tried to remember
“Close, Omnivores is the word you’re looking for” Dusk said
“Before you ask, we don’t eat ponies, we eat non-sapient animals. The only way we would ever eat sapient animals if we were THAT desperate, code black hunger!” I mentioned
“Well, that’s a relief! Last thing I want is to be eaten in my sleep” Dusk wiped his head in relief.
“Well if we don’t hurry up getting to Sugarcube Corner, I may have to eat you right here and now” I said
“Okay, we’re going!” Dusk said
“HEY DUSK!” a voice called from Overhead

I saw it, the Cyan Pegasus with the rainbow mane: Rainbow Dash or if my luck is telling my anything it’s a stallion version of her.

Hey, Rainbow Blitz!” Dusk said as his friend landed
“So who’s the tall dude?” Blitz asked
“That’s our new friend, Joey” Dusk introduced me for like the 3rd time already.
“The name is Rainbow Blitz, fastest flier in Equestria and don’t let anypony tell you otherwise” Blitz shook my hand politely

So Blitz and Dusk were whispering things to each other and I trailed off in my own thoughts. Blitz was clearly Rainbow Dash a stallion…and it hits me like a train, a really heavy one with bitch slapping capabilities.

This world IS definitely Equestria but not THE one I KNOW, it’s a different universe where the Genders have flipped, so that explains why their names are different, they look the same only stallion-like and that’s why there’s a lot of stallions over mares! I am willing to bet my ticket back to Earth that Celestia and Luna are also male and called something else and the villains have all done so as well.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!! I can’t believe I didn’t see it before! Still, I can’t help but feel a tiny bit disappointed, I liked the female Equestria, the one we all know and love but beggars ain’t choosers. But any Equestria is good enough for me, as long as it ain’t an evil one or something, I don’t fancy myself as much of a hero.

“Joey, you coming?” Dusk snapped me out of my thoughts

I had just realized Dash…I mean Blitz sped off while I was in my thoughts. Man, I am slow!

“Oops, wasn’t paying attention” I said
“Er, that’s okay, anyway, to Sugarcube Corner!” Dusk trotted on

This may be a little weird and may take some getting used to but I can’t say this weirdness isn’t enjoyable…

Author's Note

Honestly, i thought it would be better for the Male versions of the ponies to have a slightly different attitude but not completely different at the same time, there are a fair few things that would of been treated differently by different genders.