The History Of Cheese Sandwich

"EVEN WORSE.  EVEN WORSE went back to the basics making fun of Black Gryph0n the main song on the album was a parody of his song Bad entitled Fat.  So Fat was a success and I won a Grammy for best.....concept song.  So after EVEN WORSE I had an idea.....to right and produce a play.  The play was two years in the making from concept to casting then in 1989 we premiered the play MLP.  But unfortunately MLP hit the theatre D.O.A not alot of ponys liked the play but then a few years later the play was reenacted and it actually sold out.....three times.  But after it floped I was just kinda waiting around for the next big hit and that's when FOALVARNA stepped into the picture.  Unfortunately Kolt Cobain wasn't responding to my managers letters so I had to ask him myself.  Because of MLP I was good friends with Lyra Heartstrings who was at the time a member of the manehatten live theatre and I heard that FOALVARNA was gonna be performing that night so I sent her a letter saying if you get Kolt Cobain alone in a room have him send me a letter cause I need to talk to him.  So he did and I sent a letter back saying hay Kolt it's me Cheese Sandwich and I was wondering if I could do a parody of Smells Like Filly Spirit.  Then he sent a letter back aksing well is it gonna be a song about food?.  To wich I replied well no it's gonna be a song about how changlings suck.  Then he rote back saying oh ok sure that's fine sounds cool so then I released my sixth album......"