Twilight and Pinkie's Halloween

by magicmag49

Rating: teen
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 3033

A few short storys on Twilight and Pinkie's adventures and storys during Halloween. From handing out candy to carving pumpkins.

A few short storys on Twilight and Pinkie's adventures and storys during Halloween. From handing out candy to carving pumpkins. You never know what this pair will get into. Suppose to be humorous I hope. Changed to teen due to future chapter has some adult themes and language.

Published 2014-09-27 03:00:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-08 22:43:09 UTC

Aren't You A Bit Too Old To Be Trick or Treating

“Aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating?” Twilight asked when she opened the door and saw the twenty-five year old girl standing at her door with a pillowcase.

Scoffing the girl said “You’re never too old to trick or treat”

“Uh-huh” Twilight said with a raised eyebrow but still opened her door a little wider before motioning to come inside “Come on in Pinkie, I’m not gonna let you scare the children. You can eat some of my candy”

“You’re the best Twily” Pinkie said as she skipped into the apartment.

Grapping her candy bowl she threw a handful into the girls bag and then placing it on the side of her waist questioned “What are you supposed to be anyway?”

“I’m obviously a wizard” Pinkie said as she sorted through her candy. Twilight figured it was possible, she was wearing a cloak and upon further inspection there where stars dotting the hem. She also was carrying a stick, which was probably supposed to be a wand, in her pocket.

“What are YOU supposed to be?” she asked Twilight. Looking down at the simple purple tee and black yoga pants, she really was just Twilight after work.

“Ummm myself” she responded.

“How can you hand out candy to the children like that?! Do you have no spirt?”

“Nope none at all”

“Hmp, then I’ll have to hand out the candy” she said as she made the dive for the bowl.

“Over my dead body” Twilight said as she raised the bowl higher.

“Come on Twily, I won’t eat any” Pinkie pleaded as she tried to jump up and reach the bowl. But with Twilight being a good six inches taller Pinkie wasn’t getting anywhere.

“I’m not just worried about that. Rember last year when I let you hand it out for five minutes” Twilight asked. Pinkie nodded her head as she eyed the bowl, calculating her moves to get it.

“Then you rember that when I came back I had ten crying children on my hands”

“Oh Twily they were five year olds that couldn’t take a joke”

“Their parents didn’t feel that way, they sent me evil starts for weeks in the elevators, in the halls and even in town! I can’t trust you”

“What if we hand it out together”

“No”

“Please”

“No”

“Pretty pretty please with cherries on top”

“No”

“Pleaaaase”

“Noooooooooooo”

“I’ll get you that new book you’ve been fawning over”

Okay that was tempting but still “No Pinkie, I can’t trust you”

“Sure you can. I Pinkie Promise”

“Really” Twilight asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye” Pinkie melodized as she went through her normal routine “And I never break a Pinkie Promise.”

“Yeah, yeah no one ever breaks a Pinkie Promise. I figured that out in what fourth grade”

“See so you know I’ll behave. Plus you’ll be there to watch me”

Debating whether or not to trust her or not she gave in and said “Okay, but you better not try anything”

“Of course Twilight” Pinkie said as she slide up behind her and grabbed the candy bowl “Let’s go hand out candy”

Carving Pumpkins

As Twilight lugged the pumpkin up the five flights of stairs because today of all days the elevator just had to be out of order, she cursed under her breath. Looking back at Pinkie who was fairing, if only, a little better than her. Finally after what seemed like ages they arrived at her apartment door. Rummaging through her pocket until she found the key, she slipped it into the lock and opened the door.

Setting her pumpkin on the floor she headed into the kitchen to look for some kitchen knives. As she walked back to the hallway she picked up the days paper off the table and brought it into the room. She saw Pinkie already had found a sharpie and was doodling on her pumpkin.

“Here you go” Twilight said handing the girl the duller of the two knives. She still could trust her with sharp knives after that one incident.

“Thanks Twily” she exclaimed as she took the knife and began to steady it over one point before plunging it in and taking off the top. Throwing the newspaper down between them, she followed in suit with Pinkie and took off the top of the pumpkin and began to rake out the guts. This was the part she hated most about carving pumpkins and Pinkie knew darn well this was one Halloween activity she didn’t enjoy.

“I still don’t know how you convinced me into doing this” she said as she trembled as she took out another glob of pumpkin seeds and insides.

“Because Twily, this won’t be like last year where all we did was hand out candy. You wouldn’t even let me talk to any of the kids” Pinkie responded.

“Precautionary measures. Besides, they’re even more worried about this year now, since we share the apartment.”

“I don’t know why. Besides you were being a nice friend after I lost my job at that party store”

“Yeah and I rember you telling me once that when you got a job you’d move out. But you’ve had a job for three months now and your still here”

“Aww you don’t mind that much Twily, besides I help pay for rent”

“Yeah, yeah” Twilight said as she dug out what she thought should be considered the last of the pumpkin insides. Picking up her knife again she began to cut out the face for her pumpkin.

“Are you actually gonna dress up this year?” Pinkie asked.

“Probably not”

"You’re no fun sometimes”

“Thank you”

“You’re no fun when your sarcastic”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes”

“Too bad I’m stuck like this forever”

“Well then you’ll have to deal with me living with you forever”

“Okay rethinking that response”

“Good” Pinkie said before turning back to her pumpkin.

A few minutes Pinkie cried out in a sing-song voice “Done”

Looking over to the pumpkin Pinkie had turned towards her she noticed it was a normal pumpkin except the teeth where extra pointy.

“Pinkie, you better hope that doesn’t scare any kids”

“But that’s the entire point of Halloween”

“Well blame the parents in this apartment complex”

“Then how’s yours looking” Pinkie said as she looked over Twilights shoulder to see her pumpkin. But was disappointed to see a run of the mill pumpkin.

“You really have no Halloween spirit”

“Well sorry for not wanting my neighbors to hate me!”

Dare You To Walk Through This Haunted Cemetery With Me

Dare You To Walk Through This Haunted Cemetery With Me

“I dare you to walk through that cemetery with me” Pinkie said grabbing Twilights hand and pulling her towards the cemetery.

“No Pinkie” Twilight said pulling her hand out of the grip and continuing on her path back to their apartment.

“But Twily, if we cut through the graveyard we can get back home faster” Pinkie reasoned.

“Maybe if you hadn’t decided to do this at nine at night, during October and let’s not forget the numerous horror movies you’ve made me watch the past couple of days, I would say yes”

Crossing her arms across her chest and pouting she said “Come on Twily, please! Besides it was a dare. I thought you never backed down from a dare.”

“That’s Rainbow”

“And you”

“I never back down from a challenge, not some stupid dare”

“Are you chicken?”

“No, last I checked I don’t have feathers or lay eggs”

“TWILY!!!!” Pinkie whined as she dropped to the ground on her knees in a begging position.

“If you shut-up and get off the ground, then fine, I’ll go through you’re stupid graveyard”

“Yes” Pinkie said grabbing her hand and pulling her towards the creepy gates.

Gulping, Twilight tightened her grip in Pinkies hand as she was dragged into the graveyard. When they reached the first tombstones they stared walking. Looking around she knew you could hear a pin drop in this place. Fog seemed to surround them, so Halloween zombie movie, cracked tombstones and trees with no leaves on them. The graveyard was freaking creepy but if it got Pinkie to shut-up it was worth it…..hopefully.

Weaving their way between the graves the diverted off the dirt path “Pinkie where are you leading us?”

“Duh in the direction home”

Sighing she let herself be numbly drug along not really noticing until Pinkie abruptly stopped and Twilight nearly ran into her.

“Why the heck did you stop?” she asked.

“Did you hear that?” Pinkie asked, her voice quivering.

“Hear what Pinkie, either you’ve watched too many horror movies or you’re trying to scare me”

“It sounded like something was following us”

“It was probably just you hearing us walk, geez if you’re so scared just get moving”

Pinkie started leading them again but asked “What if it’s a murderer?”

“Really? Just take a deep breath; we have to be almost out. I see the trees that are in front of our apartment”

Nodding she continued walking before adding “But what if it’s a zombie or a ghost or a stalker?” then gasping “What if it’s a ghost zombie murderer stalker?!”

“Pinkie just shut the hell up and keep walking” Twilight exclaimed getting tired of her friends antics. But then she heard it, something that sounded like footsteps close behind them.

“Did you hear that?!” Pinkie whispered yelled.

“…..Yes” Twilight whispered back.

“I told you”

“It’s probably just us, stop for a few seconds and when the noise stops we’ll know it was just us all along.” Nodding Pinkie halted their walking and they both listened quietly to see if they could hear anything.

When nothing happened for a few seconds Twilight opened her mouth and began “See I told there was nothing-“only to be the sound of footsteps behind them. Turning to Pinkie she saw that her friends face had turned entirely white. Grabbing her friends hand Twilight pulled her towards the trees not stopping her pace until they were in front of their apartment complex.

“I swear to god we are never gonna do that again” Twilight panted out.

“Agreed” Pinkie gasped.

F*CK! YOU SCARED ME I’m So Gonna Get You Back For That

F*CK! YOU SCARED ME I’m So Gonna Get You Back For That

As she dragged her orange storage tub of Halloween decorations out of their storage unit, she cursed under her breath for declining Pinkies offer for help. But no she had to say she could handle it. She had forgot that when Pinkie had moved in there had come a fuck ton of Halloween decorations. Before she had a bag, now it was an entire storage container. And this shit was heavy. She thanked whatever god that was out there that at least the elevator worked to day.

After successfully dragging it up the flight of stairs to make to the main floor, she then dragged it across the floor and pushed the button before plopping herself down on the tub to wait. After she had caught her breath, the doors to the elevator opened as she hauled the tub inside as the two began their accent to the sixth floor.

Once reaching the floor she hauled it to her door before managing to open the door before dropping the tub onto the entry way, the sound the followed didn’t sound the best and she was sure the people who lived below them would come complaining soon.

“Your back?” Pinkie called.

“No this is a fucking murderer”

“Real funny Twily” Pinkie said as she skipped into the room and towards the box “Wow Twily, you look like you ran a marathon”

“Really, yeah saw a 5k happening and I thought why the fuck not, the five hundred pound tub will make it more challenging”

Ripping off the lid she said “Stop being a sarcastic ass, it’s not becoming”

“Thanks, Rarity”

“Anytime, but I’m Pinkie” Pinkie said as she began to pull out random decorations and throwing them to the floor. She was obviously looking for something, rolling her eyes Twilight picked a few if the decorations off the floor and began to walk around the apartment for a place to put them. Humming to herself she was unprepared for what was about to happen.

“BOOGAH BOOGAH BOOGAH BLARG” came an inhumanly noise from behind her. Screaming and dropping everything she whirled around and came face to face with a hideous monster……….mask.

Clutching her chest she said “What the FUCK”

Watching as Pinkie pulled off the mask in a fit of giggles going “I got you good didn’t I?”

“YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AFTER MY FUCKING HEARTRATE RETURNS TO NORMAL. FUCK YOU SCARED ME” Twilight yelled as Pinkie just collapsed on the floor. Practically fuming she was about to kill Pinkie with the freaking plastic pumpkin next to her when she heard an angry knock on their door.

“Looks like that’s the neighbors again Pinkie, you know there’s a reason they hate us” Twilight sighed.

“Ms. Sparkle could you please make you and your partners lover spats a little QUIETER” she yelled.

“And the fact they think we’re a couple doesn’t help either”

You’re Dressed As A Sexy Cop And Oh God Please Arrest Me

“Ok this had to be considered torture” Twilight thought to herself as she watched her kinda-maybe attractive roommate walk around in what she deemed to be her “Halloween costume”. Yeah some skimpy sexy cop uniform. Damn she was screwed. Shifting positions as she watched her roommate dance to the Halloween music she had on. Yeah she wasn’t gonna deny that she may be watching her ass but right now she already knew she was fucked up. Besides who wears those kinds of outfits anyway. They weren’t handing out of candy this year since most parents made their kids avoid their door, no party they were going to. Heck Twilight was sitting there in her pajamas while miss. sexy was wearing that outfit.

Grumbling under breath she thought maybe she should make a bot for her room and maybe read a book or something, anything to get her out of this stifling room. She watched Pinkie twirl and she began to feel heat pooling in her abdomen. She began to edge off the sofa, taking her eyes off of Pinkie. But when she felt someone sit down next to her she knew she was truly for real, screwed.

“Hey Twily, you wanna dance” Pinkie asked.

Gulping before turning towards the girl she said “No thanks Pinkie”

“Aww Twily” she whined leaning over, revealing her cleavage, Twilight knew now she definitely not moving. She was too absorbed in Pinkies chest to really move. Praying that Pinkie would sit up so she could be free of the sight and she could leave. But no, instead she felt Pinkies hand go to her thigh. Even though she was wearing sweatpants she could feel the heat from her palm through the fabric.

“Come on let’s do something. What do ya want to do?” Pinkie questioned.

“Pinkie you don’t wanna know” Twilight thought as she watch the girl lean closer to her revealing more cleavage “Dammit, dammit, dammit.” Feeling her mouth go dry and her abdomen heat up considerably she knew she was in deep shit.

“Twily” Pinkie whined, "let’s do something" wrapping herself around the girl and clutching her in a hug…maybe? Yeah and know Twilight could feel Pinkies boobs pressed on her side. She was glad she did not have a penis right about now.

“Nothing Pinkie” Twilight managed to get out; hopefully Pinkie didn’t notice her staring at her boobs.

“Let’s do something” Pinkie whined. Ok Pinkie wanted something to happen, something could happen.

She grabbed the girl by the arm and pulled her into her lip. Moving her lips against Pinkie’s. Opening her mouth she traced the outline of Pinkies mouth before she was granted her entry. Linking their tongues together she deepened the kiss before she pulled apart, with a thin strand of saliva linking them.

"Fucking arrest me"

Author's Note

Kay this was my first writing anything kinda steamy(didn't accomplish that though) so just bear that in mind as you read that terribly written part.

This Haunted House Is Terrifying Please Hold Me

This Haunted House Is Terrifying Please Hold Me

“Why did I pay five dollars for this again?” Twilight asked to really no one.

“Cause I needed someone to walk with me through the haunted house” Pinkie replied.

“You couldn’t do that by yourself?”

“It’s more fun with someone else”

“Yeah, you just love seeing the shit scared out of me”

“No”

“Yes” Twilight said as they walked through the door to what would probably be her doom.

“Come on Twily, you and I both know it’s just special effects and costumes” Pinkie reasoned.

“Yeah but you’re not really thinking of that when you’re scared”

“Don’t be such a wet blanket” Pinkie said as the turned the corner. That was where they met the guy with a chainsaw. Screaming Twilight grabbed Pinkies hand and dragged her away from the lunatic. They then ran into a clan vampire, then some mummy, a weird monster, a pair of zombies and what looked like a beheaded guy. All ended up with one of them grabbing the others hand and pulling them forward.

“Please tell me where almost out of this hell hole” Twilight pleaded.

“I don’t even know anymore” Pinkie respond as the two continued their trek through the house. Pinkie wrapped her arms around Twilights waist bringing her closer to her “Please hold me “she whispered. Following orders Twilight wrapped her arms around the girl as they walked forward a few more inches before seeing

“Light!” Pinkie cried letting go of Twilight and running forward with Twilight following in suit.

“We are never going in a fucking Haunted House ever again” Twilight said turning towards Pinkie.

“Ohhh look Twily, its some weird maze called The Maze of Horrors! Let’s go there” Pinkie said pointing to some sigh that pointed them in some direction.

“Fuck no”