Unusual bipedal creatures colloquially known as "humans" have been popping up around Equestria, particularly around the town of Ponyville, for quite a while. As these incidents became more common, Twilight worried that the visitors, especially the morally transgressive and overly assertive young males, would creative massive social problems. The fact that magic doesn't work on them complicated matters even more. Fortunately, Twilight discovered that those particular adolescent humans can be physically and emotionally "fixed", rendering them more docile.

You've just dropped into Ponyville, and you find yourself led to Twilight's library. Twilight has already asked a lot from her friends, and many of them aren't so keen in dealing with more humans. However, Colgate has just so happened to be checking out something from the library, and she may be able to help Twilight out. This story is dedicated to maxson924 on Last.fm, a total Colgate fanboy.