Midnight Snack

Rarity awoke with a loud yawn followed by a groan as she sat up in her bed. She felt oddly rested and full of energy, like she was a young filly again. But something felt off to her.

"Oh, what a delightfully refreshing sleep. I feel almost like a schoolfilly... What's this odd lump under my covers? Did one of my pillows end up under there again? Or did I bed another lover as I slept?"

Her curiosity got the better off her. She tossed aside her covers and glanced down at herself. What she saw wasn't a pillow or a lover. Instead, it was her own belly, she more round belly and plump than when she had gone to bed. Rarity, of course, was completely shocked by what she saw.

“WHAT have I been eating!?” she shrieked out in surprise. She poked at her soft, squishy belly first followed by her more plump plot and sighed. "I must have been sleep eating again... curse that odd dream," she muttered, taking a sleepy glance at the clock. Rarity shrieked again when she saw it read almost lunchtime.

"Ah! I overslept! Sweetie Belle! We slept in!" she called out to her younger sister. When she received no audible response, Rarity rolled over and glanced toward an empty and unmade bed.

“How odd… where is Sweetie Belle and why didn’t she wake me up if she got up first?” she thought to herself and scratched the back of her head. Before she could dwell on the oddity further, though, Rarity felt a very sharp pain in her lower body. She recognized the feeling immediately and got out of her bed.

"Well, whatever I ate last night doesn't want to wait."

Rarity slammed open the door to her room and bolted downstairs toward the closest bathroom. Once downstairs, she paused briefly to unlock the front door when she heard a loud knocking.

"Yes, yes, come in!" she called out. "I'll be with you shortly!"

In her haste, Rarity didn't even pay attention to who had shown up. Her need for relief was great and increasing by the second so she galloped the rest of the way to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. She was lucky she was only briefly delayed at the front door. Rarity barely made it to the toilet and sat down just as her sphincter loosened and released a loud, rancid fart. The sound was followed first by a sigh of relief and then by a disgusted exclamation from the white unicorn.

"Oh Celestia! How uncouth!"

Rarity groaned as she felt another bubble of gas making its' way through her digestive tract. Pain built up in the mare’s lower abdomen until finally the trapped gas exploded out. The sound was so loud it echoed in the porcelain bowl and nearly masked the sound of her sigh of relief. Just after her second fart and sigh of relief came a knock at the door. Surprised at the sound, Rarity jumped slightly and let a softer sounding fart slip free from her surprise. “Eek! I’m… a bit preoccupied at the moment, I’ll be with you shortly!”

“Rarity? I’m sorry to bother you but are you alright in there?” came a familiar voice. Rarity recognized it as Twilight Sparkle and noticed by her tone and inflection in her voice that the purple unicorn was confused and concerned.

“Just… just fine darling!” came Rarity’s hasty reply between loud grunts and echoing farts. The smell began to seep out from under the door where Twilight was standing. Rarity’s eyes squinted tight and she made a scrunchy face when she pushed hard to force out another fart. The pain and pressure was building up too much. That’s when she felt something slide out of her sphincter much more solid than gas.”Well, they say love is like a fart, if you force it, it’s probably shit…” thought Rarity with a disgusted chuckle before speaking up to Twilight. “S-something I ate is giving me some trouble, is all. Oh Celestia, it feels HUGE!”

“Oh, that’s strange,” Twilight said over the loud grunting, a curious tone in her voice. “You’ll probably not believe this, but you aren’t the only one with these er… complaints,” Twilight said, trying to skirt around the delicate nature of the problem. “When I hadn’t seen you, Applejack, or Rainbow Dash for the past three days, I got worried. I flew up to Rainbow’s place first and found her locked in her bathroom groaning. I found the same when I stopped by Applejack’s.”

“Th-That’s quite a lovely story ugh… D-Darling…” Rarity groaned out amid another loud fart which echoed inside the small bathroom. The stench was quickly increasing in strength with each release of gas. The air was getting heavy with the scent. A loud splash followed as Rarity’s anus dilated and shoved out a thick, brown log. “OH CELESTIA! I’ll clog my toilet if this keeps up! UGH!” After another loud splash, Rarity screamed out, “THREE DAYS!? I couldn't have been asleep that long!”

Twilight wrinkled her nose at the smell and brought a hoof up to cover her nose. Despite the smell she did her best to stay close to the door. While she normally wouldn’t have ignored Rarity’s outbursts in most cases, this time she was more curious about something other than Rarity likely acting as a drama queen.

“This may seem like an odd question, but did you happen to have a dream recently?”

Rarity relayed her dream to Twilight between her groans, grunts, splashes, and passed gas. Twilight took notes as quick as she could, giving a nod here and there as if what she was writing was making some sense to her. Finally she looked up from her clipboard and told Rarity what she had deduced.

“I… I see. Your dream sounds similar to both Applejack’s and Rainbow Dash’s. Food filled landscape, finding a giant food item… of course the food items were different. You dreamed of a marshmallow bonbon, right?” Twilight asked, looking back through her notes. “Applejack dreamt she ate a giant apple and Rainbow Dash, she dreamt she found a giant cotton candy cloud. And all three of you mentioned you swallowed the things whole. It’s very rare to have three ponies have such similar dreams,” Twilight explained, a hint of uncertainty in her voice. “I might have to consult with Luna about this.”

Twilight turned to walk away removing her hoof from her nose. A bad move as she got the full brunt of Rarity’s gas. “What HAVE you been eating, though?” she asked. Rarity answered the question with another loud grunt and a near bowl breaking release of putrid gas. Twilight Sparkle raised her hoof back to her nose in response, nearly losing her lunch. “Nevermind, I probably don’t want to know. Anyhay, I’m off to see Luna, see if I can get any insight to what’s going on, before it happens to more ponies. Oh, and if you see Sweetie Belle, tell her we might need to reschedule Twilight Time until after this is figured out.”

Rarity’s shit began to feel harder as she went, the shit now mixed with some half digested bones. The pieces were also much larger than earlier, making passing them difficult.“See Sweetie Belle? Whatever do you mean?” Rarity asked through pained grunts. She finally let out a sigh of relief as the rather large log of shit finally slid free of her. “Oh, Celestia… that felt divine…”

“Well, nopony’s seen Sweetie, Applebloom, or Scootaloo for three days…” Twilight blinked and paused a single beat before giving a skeptical chuckle. “I’m sure they’re just off playing, I mean, their disappearance and you three’s er… intestinal distress couldn't possibly be related. You know how those three get when they’re out crusading.”

Rarity nodded, though Twilight wouldn't see. "Yes, yes, I'm... URGH! Quite certain they're off playing..." Rarity strained out. Another chunk of brown mass was attempting to slide through her anus. It was nearly triple the size of the previous one. "But must you discuss this with me now ow OW! I feel like it's gonna split me in twoooooo!" Her sentence was punctuated with the loudest and smelliest fart a unicorn could make, the audible sound of the large log of shit sliding from Rarity's anus, and the loud sobbing of an in distress mare.

"What did I do to deser-her-herve this?" she wailed out. In the midst of her outbursts she didn’t realize that the purple pony visiting her had quietly let herself out. She also didn’t know Twilight had left due to embarrassment and haste. Embarrassment from hearing her friend in such a compromising position and haste from needing to get to Luna quickly. She needed to find out if any other ponies had similar dreams over the past few days. In her haste, Twilight didn't even bother to say good bye.

Rarity wouldn’t have acknowledged a goodbye anyway. She wasn't faring too well and was too focused on the pain in her gut to notice. A pain that was building quickly. She felt the flow of shit briefly stop when something clogged up the exit. Rarity strained and struggled, sweat forming all over her body as she tried to force the blockage out. She felt her anus stretch and strain as the largest brown log teased at Rarity’s back door.

The pain continued to build as Rarity strained and struggled with the blockage. Her anus stretched painfully wide as the waste slowly but surely started to move. “Too… big… Get out!”

Rarity gave one last, hard push combined with loud grunts and groans. It felt like she was getting split in two. Finally, the obstruction was forced out. It left her anus gaping wide, allowing the rest of the backed up shit slide freely out into the porcelain bowl below Rarity. Once cleared of the blockage and once she was completely empty, Rarity flopped forward onto the floor. She was exhausted, covered in sweat, and was panting hard from exertion.

"Oh thank Celestia THAT ordeal is over," Rarity said in a pained tone. "I don't think I'll walk straight for at least a week..."

She turned her head to look back at the mess that came out of her and rolled her eyes. What she had shit out filled the bowl and then some.

"I'll need somepony too come unclog the toilet too..."

Still looking at her mountainous mess, her eyes drifted up to the top. Her eyes locked onto a white skull sitting on top of the pile of shit. She noticed the protruding horn and flecks of a familiar looking mane mixed in with the brown of her waste.

"S-Sweetie Belle!?"

Rarity screamed in horror and fainted, somehow managing to pull the chain on the toilet and flush it. The mountain of shit quaked then began to spin about. The pile got shorter quickly. The sound of bones clattering on the porcelain filled the room as the toilet emptied of the waste completely, bones and all, before it refilled with clean water. All evidence of what had happened was washed away.