Trigger warnings: penises, soda, penises jizzing soda, excessive soda, soda inflation, anthros
(I like writing characters that have fingers. Deal with it.)

A waiter gets a lot more than he bargains for when a naked horny glass pony starts ejaculating Coca-Cola over all the customers.

No, wait, actually, he gets exactly what he bargains for, since he's a horny bisexual freak, just like me for writing this.

You can blame the clopfic group for this one, and this guy specifically for the title.