$500 F*ék up
I do no own MLP:FiM or yugioh or its monster only the strange idea this is so now on to the story.
The scene starts with a pan zoom in slow motion over to what looks like a green tiger wearing bark dragon like thing as armor in the middle of the woods of everfree forest durring a rain storm looking rather sad and is laying under a make shift lean over shelter that is just a bunch of sticks.
( AN: in the image please pretend the Naturia Exterio is in everfree forest and it is raining thank you very much)
(To the naturia Exterio's PoV)
I sigh as the rain pounds on my albeit crappy make shift shelter. I wounder a few things one of them to try a raise my spirits and get me to smile is latian amarican soccer announcers on there days off. The other thing is how the hell did I get my self into this sorry state.
(Insert flash back ripple effect. Yay flash back)
I was human named Jeffery if my very damaged memory serves me. (Flash back pauses before you get a good look at the human in the flash back) Well I can't remeber what I look like really any more I kinda forgot so I'm just in for the reason of my own sanity useing a genaric model of human. (Generic human anolog pops in to place) I was what you call a nerd, but I didn't look like one of the sterotype nerds. I loved the game yugioh and it kinda showed through my style of clothing and gear works, but beside the ponit. It was summer vacation I was finishing up my costume the day before the con was to happen I was at the hotel I think it was a motel 6. Not a good one by any strech of the imagination I think. Well I was almost done with the Naturia Exterio dragon head over mask when the door got a knock. I like any human went to anwser it, the pizza I orded juusust arrived I payed for it and took it. After closeing the door I walk over to the table to eat my pizzia forgetting I had set the dragon scale bone bark head on my seat for the stuff to set and cure. I bet you can guess what happens, yup I sit on it and smash it to bits, ok to be fairnit was only a million bits not a trillion bits like if you smash old china. I in a state of pain and shock go about eating the pizza then what I did sets in. I then scream "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, crap" I then get out of my chair and brush off the bits of crushed shattered helmet from my ass. I hope and pray no one will notice the major flaw in my costume at the convention. After finishing my pizza I set out my costume in the other room of the hotel room and go to bed to sleep.
I wake up at about midnight and get dressed into my costume. After getting dressed I head out to the convention hall as to have ample time to browse about the stands and maybe find something to help my self esteam. When I get there at 1:06 AM I rush to the door to be the first in line to get in.
After a few hours of waiting and playing on my nook(again while I do own a nook and am useing it to type up this story I do not own the company who made this) the doors open and I walk in quickly as not to get trampled on by others. I walk past the many stands of this convention not seeing much to my liking till I see a guy who looks eerily similar to the gun dealer in resident evil 4 behind a counter of a stand selling stuff. I see at his stand the dragon helmet thingman I still do not know what to call that thing. at the cutest plushie version of Naturia Exterio. I rush over before someone see this stand and buys the stuff their.
The guy said in the second creepiest tone I have ever heard next to me waking up in the morning, "Welcome stranger"
I repile with "How much for the head armor thing and the adorable plushie"
The guy said in that same tone, "Well stranger $497.99"
I stagger back a hair at the sound of the price that was almost all the money I have to buy stuff here and food. I would have though it over, but the guy interupted my would be train of thoughts
The guy then said I think he was trying not to smile at this, "Do you have not enough cash Stranger?"
Shaking my head I said in a semi confident tone, "I have enough cash I just need to get it out."
Then I start to reach into my pocket to fish out the money thinkingI hope this isn't going to be one of those buys that is like a slurpie. I finish getting out five $100 bills I put them on the counter I then grab both the dragon head and plushie. After quickly putting the head I hug the plushie as a glow happens and I pass out due to sensory overload.
I wake up to someone bouncing on me saying, "Daddy wake up, wake up, wake up." My eyes open wide hearing someone call me dad Man I wounder where he is now.(bold italics are thoughs of the guy outside of the flash back now looking back) I said, "what!" Sitting upright on my paw me being shocked about being called dad over rides me having paws and being looking like the monster I was dressed up as. I look at where the voice said that I was his daddy. I see my plushie I bought and he is bouncing and looking real ok maybe he is real. The now real much younger version of Naturia Exterio bouncing in place happily then he bounces over and nuzzles my...armored leg purring. I would have raised an eye brow, but it seems I am now incapable of doing that and asked, "why do you think I'm your daddy?"
The child Exterio said, "since you bought me from that man and thus you became my daddy plus you look the part."
Well I couldn't fault his logic since the facts stated work plus for some reason I feel rather attached to him already.
Then child Exterio said, "I'm hungry and my name is Fuzzball daddy."
That is when panic trys to set in.
(Flash back abrutly stops)
I am brought out of my flash back to my shelter braking and soaking me to the skin. Sighing I start to the nearb cave to keep dry even for a little bit, I shiver and lay down once I enter into the cave and lay and fall asleep.
part 2 of the $500 fék up.
As I sleep I remeber what happenes after fuzzball said he was hungry.
(Flash back again.)
I sigh and said, "Well I'm kinda new at all this so Fuzzball could you tell me what your hungry for?"
Fuzzball said, "I'm hungry for furit since that is what we eat mostly, well we also eat small animal." He then bounces off into the woods by himself. I reluctently follow him since I don't know whether is it because of the same magic that turned me into what I am or if it is because I am most a nice guy who doesn't want to see the little guy get hurt. As I follow the scent trail Fuzzball left I come to realize I'm not on earth anymore.
As this realization crosses my mind I hear the terrified scream of Fuzzball and I rush to see what has gotten him so scared. When I see when I am able to see what scared Fuzzball I figure out where the hell I am it is equestria since the being scaring Fuzzball is a orange pony with three apples on her ass and a cowboy hat on her head, but for the life of me I couldn't remeber this pony's name.
Applebutt said, "Get off this farm yah little rascel( sorry about my typeing of Applejack not very good with accents.) I don't need no apple stealing animals on the farm." I sigh and go over to applebutt and silently praying that she understands me when I say, "Um miss." Applebutt said, "Ah gosh darn it anthor one of you monsters....wait did you just talk?" I nod and say, "Yes I did now would you be so kind as to stop yelling at my son, since he is hungry and well being what we look like everypony is all run them out of town and ask questions later." I was greatfull that I have some idea about the thoughts of ponys since there kinda afraid of a lot of things exspecally those with big sharp teeth that look like they eat meat.
Applebutt sighs and then said, "Oh I'm mighty sorry about how I acted so y'all fellers eat plants and stuff we pony's do tyhen why y'all got them sharp teeth?" I reply with, "To scare off those who might want to hurt us and also to fight off those who aren't scared of us." Applebutt said, "ah I understand tell y'all what you work the Apple farm and I'll let yah eat some of our apples,what do y'all say?" She then stuck out a hoof for me to shake. I reach out my paw and shake her hoof and say, "deal, names Jeffery by the way and my sons name is Fuzzball." Applebutt smiled and said, "names Applejack "
