Doing The Swing

by MidnightDawnScarlet

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1121

Snails is horny in the park at night and needs to get off.

Snails is horny in the park at night and needs to get off.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-28 14:10:01 UTC

Doing The Swing

Snails sat there in the playground, everyone around him playing happily.

Even snips was ignoring him

Just about everyone in the school had a marefriend or coltfriend.

Exept him.

Even snips had ditzy doo.

He was depressed today.

Sweetie belle and feather wieght were together, so sweetie belle more feather wieght were options.

Rumble and Silver spoon were together, so neither of them were options.

Everyone knew spike and Applebloom were secretly dating, so Applebloom was no option.

There were a few ponies including himself that knew Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara were secretly dating as well.

Everyone had someone else.

Who could he have?

~~

The young colt and his friend ran up to the huge trailor house of which had a stage on one side.

Trixie opened the small door and said "Did you get them for The Great and Powerful Trixie?"

Snails nodded "yes, oh Great and Powerful Trixie!"

Snips dropped a large brown paper bag in front of her

Trixie smiled happily "thank you.." She levitated the bag, getting out a French fry and eating it before walking away and slamming the door.

~~

Snails sat in the playground once more, exept he was alone this time.

Nopony around him, or with him.

He sat swinging on the swing set.

He levitated his phone and he scrolled his ponyhoof news feed.

There were many kinky photos and videos online tonight.

He looked at a specific photo of the mare he and snips both had a giant crush on; Trixie.

He had never seen her in lingerie before.

The tip of his horn turned bright red as his erection started to peek through it's sheathe.

He saved the photo and scrolled down, hopping to find something funny.

Instead, he found a heated video of diamond tiara and silver spoon.

This only sped his erection out of its sheathe.

He groaned and decided to give in and watch it.

It was 2 minutes long, so he found that to be quite inconviniant.

Diamond Tiara threw silver down on the bed, and kissed her deeply.

Diamond started moving her body in slow grinding motion over Spoons

He immediatly turned it off because he honestly didn't like female on female action.

He simply shut his phone entirely off; he didn't feel like surfing the web now.

He looked down at his growing shaft, it was pretty long already, but it hadn't even reached the medial ring yet. Right now it was about 6 or 7 inches.

He decided to go ahead and touch it.

The shaft seemed to spring forward, slightly breaching 11inches long. However, the girth was afar cry from impressive. It was about th thickness of a long hairbrush handle.

He started rubbing it hastily, trying to make sure he gets this done fast or else he may as well be dead; if one was to catch him red hoofed, he would be in so much trouble, he would probably kill over from fear.

This wasn't doing it; it wasn't even throbbing yet.

He needed to put it in something other than his hoof.

He saw a small hole in a tree nearby, he figured he'd use that.

He walked over and clung his forehooves around the tree and pushed his long, thin penis into it.

It was scratchy and sharp, and it hurt.

She muffled a scream of pain with his forehoof, and then pulled out quikly

~~

He sat on the swing and used his magic to pluck out the splinters from his penis.

He kept his hoof in his mouth the whole time to prevent screams of utter pain from escaping.

He plucked out the last splinter, with his dick now throbbing.

He got up and looked around. What could he do?

He then got the best idea he has probably ever had;

Use the swing.

He just didn't know how he could use it.

He turned his attention to the swing behind him, which was now in front of him.

He looked down at it and he raised the front half of his body into the air and put his forehooves on the swing chains.

He started to thrust his hips forward and back, rubbing the bottom against the swing.

It the pleasure coming from this was astonishing to him, however, it wasn't good enough.

He got back down on all fours and grunted.

He then got a pretty good idea

He levitated the swing into the air above his horn

He closed his eyes tightly and then pushed the swing down quickly onto his horn, piercing the swing and creating a small hole in it.

He struggled to yank it off of his horn, but he got it off.

He realeased the swing from his magical grip and then positioned his penis to hover over the hole in the swing.

He loosened all the muscles in his hind legs and his penis slid almost gracefully into the swing, earning a small moan from the tall skinny unicorn.

Snails lifted his rump, pulling the long shaft almost all the way out of the hole, then plopping back down again.

He kept on thrusting in and out of the swing, moaning with each movement.

His face was crimson red and his ears were down to his head.

The smooth yet slightly rough hole in the swing felt amazing, and the fact it wasn't completly engulfed pleased snails very much.

He let out moans that got louder and louder with each and every thrust, he finnally found that he was close.

He stopped thrusting for a moment to bend his neck down and see his shaft.

This somewhat mesmerized him.

He started to thrust slower, seeing how it disappeared above the swing, then reappeared under it.

He noticed precut start to drip plue and stream down to the ground

He started thrusting faster and then He could feel it, he was only seconds away from an orgasm.

He thrusted faster and faster to the point it was hard to see his penic coming in and out.

It was a blurr

Suddenly, he stopped thrusting entirely and his head shot up, biting how lower lip, his body vibrated.

His seed spewed and sprayed all over the ground under him, shooting the ground like a water hose on full power.

He couldn't muffle his scream of pure pleasure a slight pain

He collapsed onto the swing, his lower half and the swing the only things keeping him from falling on his face

He panted

He then saw a faint light caressing the ground near his eyes

This struck him with utter fear.

He glanced upwards at the sky, the sunrise was pearing above the horizon.

"Shit"