Heart Of a loving colt

Heart Of The Loving Colt

Chapter 1 My Ex-wife Cadence

"Cadence you know i'm always busy!"

"I'm sorry my handsome Shining!"

"Shut up Cadence!"

"Please let's quit yelling!"

"*SIGH* Ok."

"I love yo-"Shut up!"

"I'm sorry my dear Shining."

"Shut up BECAUSE I AM DIVORCING YOU!!"

"What, no colt in his right mind would do that!

"Well I guess I'm not in my right mind then."

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Heart of the loving colt chapter 1 part 2 (will be end of chapter soon I promise!)

"I've gotta tell Twilight about this."

"She's gonna be so sad."

"So sad about what?"

"AHH!"

"Oh, Twilight you scared me for a moment there."

"Um I hope you don't mind me asking but what's all the hubbub about?"

"Uh, well.... Sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake clap your hooves and do a little shake!"

This was their code for needing to speak privately.

"Oh I see now." *wink wink*.

"You do?"

"I do...."

'Well what is it?"

"You are having a foal!"

"No that's not it.''

"Then what is it?"

"Me and Shining Armor are getting a divorce Twilight.....so there will be no foal at all."

"*GASP*!"

END OF CHAPTER 1