Halo First contact with ponies???/

by bestofawesome

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1121

Master Chief is sent to reclaim missing data

Master Chief is discovered floating in deep space near the remains of the Ark by ancient forerunner technology and sent to Everyone's favorite place. To find missing data in a certain land full of colorful ponies.For The tech that saved him

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-22 05:16:40 UTC

Chapter one

I do not own My Little Pony

Right go to Hasbro and Hub

Activate

Flood detected

Begin search

Code initializing

Exact  Date Unknown

Approximate date 100,000 years since activation of Halo Installations

Exact Location Unknown

Approximate Location Unknown

Scanning for Relay Frequency

Scanning

Scanning

Scanning

Scanning

Time spent scanning Approximately 8 years no installations in range

New plan of action.

Go to the Ark's last known location and attempt to find more data there.

Activating Slipspace Drive

Entering slipspace ETA 17 years.

2552 UNSC time

All personnel have been evacuated for the Ark and the new Installation.Except Master Chief and the Elite known as the arbiter.Pelican inbound.

Forward Unto Dawn has been cut in half when the portal collapsed as the rings pulse hit.

Arbiter has been recovered from the ocean. Master Chiefs location unknown.

Four years later

Coming out of slipspace

Location of reached

Large amounts of scattered debris detect where Ark should be

Scanning for life forms

Life form found

Code initializing Identify and Decide

Lifeform found in a cryopod

Scan data banks for lifeform

!!!!Lifeform is reclaimer

Weak signal detected from mass of debris of Ark

Destroyer

Destroyer

Destroyer

An image of the reclaimer is detected!!

What impossible reclassifying data stream as corrupt

What to do with reclaimer?.....

Signal detected on different frequency

Frequency recognized a Highest Priority

Download immediately … Download complete

List of Events  1-8

1 Rise of Discord

2 Fall of Discord

3 Rise of the royal sisters

Hmm Fall of discord and rise of pony sisters are very close wonder if Royal sisters had something to do with Discords fall???

4 Transformation of younger royal sister to Nightmare Moon

5 Data corrupt

6 Data corrupt

7 Data corrupt

8 Data corrupt

Highest level priority date missing

Must Retrieve data

Warning!!! going to get data interferes with main programing

Hmm

The Reclaimer

Must Reclaim data

Location of Events included

Calculating time of sending Object with as little mass to Reclaimer to reclaim data

ETA 8 Hours if sent immediately

Preparing to send

Wait what if danger in location

Scanning Reclaimer for Weapons

Low speed program on Reclaimer has copies of weapons used be Reclaimer

Locating weapons in nearby debris from Ark

Collecting Weapons and Ammo

Sending pod reclaimer is in and Collected weapons and ammo to location of events

3

2

1

Slipspace wormhole activated sending Reclaimer to Reclaim data

All of this took less than Four secounds

Code initializing

Continue to scan

Lifeform found

Date 2556 Relay station on Uranus

Matt hated it here nothing interesting ever happens and there's no one here but himself to talk to. He sighed at the irony which stopped being funny ages ago. He got sent to Uranus Ha. He thought to himself for the millionth time as he walked to the control room and sat down in the uncomfortable chair. The only Chair here. As he scanned the frequencies for any signal at all he sat back and took a nap. Screw the back pain he’d have later that future Matt’s problem.

He awoke to the sound of alarms and fell out of his chair. Looking up at the screen he could believe what he saw a highest level priority signal. This alone was enough to excite him but who it was from is what struck him. The Master Chief who saved humanity by destroying the Halos and the Ark ,along with the flood ,and got the elites on our side and killing the prophets almost single handedly with an Elite. He was more than a legend.

He instantly read the message saying “he was still alive and in a cryo pod ,floating in space near the remains of the Ark”. Reacting on instinct he called Earth

“Hello come in”

“We read you loud and clear go ahead ”

“ I have a message to relay  fr ”he never got to finish because he was interrupted

”That it tha all you wake me up from my nap at 3 in the morning ”

He looked over at the clock on the wall and saw the time. That was a long nap he thought

“The message was highest priority ”

“What the hell could you have got all the way out on uranus”

….....  He dread what would come next

“Ha Ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ha” The other guy broke out laughing like they all do. This made his blood boil

“THE MESSAGE WAS FROM THE MASTER CHIEF” he yelled into the mic

This instantly made the person stop laughing. He smiled to himself

“What did it say” The other guy said in the most business like tone he ever heard

“ It said before i was so rudely interrupted  that Master Chief is alive in a cryo pod  near the remains of the Ark”

“I will relay the message immediately ”

“ Good about time”

“Message sent” he stated clearly annoyed at me

“ I will say it came from uranus” Ha ha ha ha ah aha

Matt hung up and sighed.He sent the message no some other person get to go find the Chief and get all the glory while he sits on his ass”This sucks” he said to no one

Earth Time 3:18 A.M.

Lord Hood awoke to his phone ringing he tried to reach for it but then remembered it’s now on the dresser on the far side of his room. He got up with a groan as he walked over to his phone and answered.” There better be another Halo if you woke me up at this time”. A voice of a women responded  in business tone from years of doing this”I apologize for waking you but something important came up”.

“Well what is it”

“A relay station on Uranus”

“ Ha ha ha aha ah ha”

She sighed and waited for the laughing to stop although deep down she was laughing too.

“ Ok ok i’m good please continue”

“ A message from relay station on Uranus picked up a distress beacon coming from the …...”

“ Well who's it from don’t pause for dramatic effect”

“ Sorry sir I'm just stunned that it’s from the Master Chief and he’s alive i a cryo pod near the remains of the Ark”

He was speechless the Chief alive. He was broken out of his stupor by a voice on the other line

“Sir are you ok”

“Yea i’m fine call in a squad to go get him immediately”

“ Yes Sir”

“ And call the Elites”

Meanwhile a certain Spartan just came out of slipspace and started falling toward a familiar looking town full of colorful ponies and one dragon. His gear starting to fall away from the pod as he enters the atmosphere