Banned From Equestria

When I woke up, I trotted down the steps as usual and said hi to Mrs. Cake before venturing out to find Trixie. Trixie herself didn't seem too adept at using magic, but she was dangerous with the Teleportation spell. I climbed a small hill and saw before me a vast grass plain. I felt myself smiling in awe at the beauty of the sunrise, and cantered down the hill, going to the spot where I first met Trixie, which I have decidedly decided to name “The Crossroads”, as the path splits into three different routes; Applejacks farm, Ponyville, and to the countryside. I waited there, practicing magic, when I finally heard her voice. I was ready.

I turned to face her, my horn sparkling with magic. When she saw how aggressive I was acting, she seemed to be scared as she lowered herself a little bit.

“Alright…I’m not gonna ask you again, why did you bring me here?!” I demanded. She teleported behind me and again swept me off my feet. I fired a bolt that I presumed nicked her in her left hoof as she cried in pain. I pounced on top of her, but she managed to push me off, and we began to fire bolts at each other. She teleported and I jumped, anticipating her leg sweep. Using my hind legs, I bucked her straight in her face, sending her flying. I ran over to her and stood over her. “Right…So now will you tell me?” I asked, hearing her breath rapidly. She began to lift her right hoof so I pinned it down, and then just to be sure, pinned all her other hooves down with my own, literally standing on top of her. “I've had enough of your games. I had to…have sex with a pony! But my spirit is still a human!” I attempted to sound disgusted with myself, when in truth I wasn't.

Somehow, she knew I was acting because she smirked and said “Really? The Great and Powerful Trixie detects that you enjoyed it.” I felt myself blushing and began to emit sparks from my horn. Trixie smiled evilly when she saw this and began to spark her horn as well, thrusting her horn towards mine. The reaction was large enough that it sent me back flying ten feet. My vision was blurry, but I could see Trixie walking calmly up to me; she had somehow managed to stay completely unscathed by the explosion. She put her muzzle close to mine and said, quietly and sadly, “Soon. You’ll find out soon.” With a zap of purple and blue, she was gone.

As I walked back to town, I saw dozens of ponies running in the other direction, where I had come from. They must’ve been going there to see what the commotion was all about. I still hadn't figured out why I was brought here, and the only noteworthy thing I was able to do was to bang a pink pony. There was nothing to do for the last three hours of daylight so I instead went back to the Café into my room to just think.

I began to think about my old home planet…what was it? I struggled to remember. I looked at my cutie mark. “…E..Earth.” I said aloud. How could I forget? My new name is Earth, the same place where I came from. I couldn't forget. I hoped I never forgot that. I’m a human in a pony’s world. I can never forget that. I would never forget my name, but what if I forgot the significance? Did I actually have a family? Did I live in solitude? Do I actually want to stay here for the rest of my life? I thought about that question very hard. Life here is so much better than Earth. Everypony is nice…But, my speech patterns have changed since I've been here. It made me upset that I was forgetting everything about my past life, and that I had not bothered to write anything down. I covered my head with my front hooves and closed my eyes. I tapped my head with my hooves and began to chant “Remember”. I did that for half an hour, before sitting up straight. “My name is Earth. I come from pl-planet…Earth…? Don’t ever forget…” I hoped I drilled it into my mind successfully, because I suddenly had the feeling dangerous things were about to happen.