Banned From Equestria
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Horror
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Part one of a four bonus chapter segment. This story is obviously inspired by the infamous story known as Cupcakes, and gets rather graphic. Those that have weak stomachs should avoid reading this.
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Horror
Section VII: Agony, Destiny, and Hopelessness
“Earth.”
“Huh…? Who is that?”
“Earth, wake up.”
“Oh…Pinkie, it’s you. What’s up?”
“Shh…quiet now.”
I couldn't entirely see her in the dark, but I could feel a warm feeling suddenly engulf around my penis.
“What are you doing?!”
“What does it…mmf…seem like? I’m having sex with you silly!”
I relaxed somewhat. Remembering I had a horn, I began to light the place up, when Pinkie suddenly threw her hooves around my horn.
“No. Don’t use that.”
“Wait a second…Pinkie, where are we?”
I heard her giggle, and I suddenly picked up on the stench of something sour.
“Can you smell it?”
“Yeah…what is that?”
“It’s you, silly.”
“What?! Did I piss myself or something?!”
“No…but I have kept you asleep for quite a long time.”
“Wait, what the hell are-“
I suddenly felt the walls tightening, and I shot up.
“Ahhh…I’m gonna miss you Earth…”
“Are you going somewhere?”
I heard the soft taps of hooves clicking against stone, before they suddenly stopped. I heard a sharp beeping sound that rang through my ears before light started to fill the room.
“Well, ah, that’s a little better. Now, could you tell-…what the FUCK?!”
Pinkie was sitting directly in front of me wearing some hideous coat made of...other ponies. She wiped blood off her brow. “I figure I can clean her off later…” she threw her hoof back, pointing towards the seemingly hollowed body of Rainbow Dash. “…But as for you, well, look at it this way; you can die with your girlfriend!”
So the stories were true?! She…no, this can’t be right! I thought Silver Spoon was…
I noted a small foal’s body rotting in the corner of the room.
Which would mean…
Applebloom came out of the darkness.
“Howdy there mister! You remember me? I’m gonna let Pinkie Pie handle this one, but let me tell you that you just look downright deeeeelicious!”
This…no, I can’t. I just want to go home! Why?!
“Please…Please, Pinkie DON’T do this!”
She brought over a table full of scalpels and other potentially hazardous objects.
“Please, I don’t want to die, Pinkie, PLEASE!”
She picked up a scalpel and put it close to my stomach. She glanced up at me quickly.
“Any other last words?”
I became desperate.
“I’m not from here! I’m not from this planet! You have to believe me, I just want to go home!”
She withdrew the scalpel and looked into my eyes, and I breathed a sigh of relief. She smiled before she quickly dug the scalpel into my stomach.
“I knew that, silly.”
“ARGH! H-How…?”
“I know everything! My Pinkie Sense started to go bananas when I first met you, and I knew then and there you were an aliieeeen!” she said, digging the blade around my stomach.
“Oh, but silly me!” She said, retrieving a small chainsaw. She revved it up and immediately went to work on my horn. Having my horn cut off was perhaps the most excruciating pain and agonizing thing anypony could possibly go through; it was bone, after all. As she cut, it began to spark and shimmer with red magic, and dust began to spread everywhere.
When she finished, the horn clattered against the stone ground hard, and she picked it up. “Another one to my collection! After I hollow it, of course. I’ll be right back sweetie!”
I looked towards Rainbow Dash, to see if there was still any signs of life from her. “R-Rainbow…?”
No response.
“Rainbow Dash?”
Her eyes flickered open quickly and she weakly looked towards me.
So perhaps the story wasn’t entirely correct
“Y-Yeah…Earth?”
“Do you think…you think you could escape?”
She chuckled darkly and told me “Earth, heh…I’m not enti-irely sure you see the situation I’m in…I have no…no wings, I’m losing a lot of…hurk! Blood…I’m going to die here…”
She gently nudged her left hoof towards me.
“Mayb-be…there’s still hope for you…chains are weak…break them and…escape. Tell…ahh, everpony…” she muttered, before finally placing her head down.
Pinkie Pie came back, and she threw a glance at Rainbow Dash. She dropped her tools and trotted over to her. “Dashie? Hey, Dashie?”
No response.
“Oh well…better get another adrenaline shot.” She rummaged around in the pile of tools and extracted one rusty syringe with clear liquid in it. She injected the adrenaline straight into Rainbow’s heart, causing her to jump up back to life quickly. One of Rainbow’s eyes had been gouged out, while the other one had been dulled in color severely. She looked towards me quickly. “Earth! Remember what I told you! You can do it! Ear-!”
Pinkie quickly grabbed Rainbow Dash’s tongue and began to cut it off. “Tsk tsk! Remember what I told you? You talk too much, you get your tongue cut off!” As Pinkie went to work on Rainbow’s tongue, I took a look at my bonds. They were made of a rather frail rope. I struggled briefly. I heard a tear. I looked towards Rainbow who was silently taking her punishment. I knew if she kept quiet, Pinkie would undoubtedly hear the bonds ripping. I nodded towards Rainbow Dash, who looked back at me and nodded. She began to scream as loud as she could, kicking and hitting everything she could.
“Ah! Dashie why are you so violent all of a sudden?”
One arm was free…and with a little more effort the other one was as well. Within ten seconds flat I was free of the bonds. I put a hoof on Pinkie, blood still streaming out of my stomach.
“Hey…”
“Hmm?”
“Fuck you.”
I winded up, only to have Pinkie quickly dodge and end up behind me. She kicked my rear leg in, and turned me around. Her pupils had shrunk and her bright blue eyes glistened into my dull gold ones.
“Have I told you the rule yet?”
She pulled out a large cleaver.
“If you swear…”
She brought it down on my right hoof.
“…you lose a limb…”
I cried out in agony.
“…and if you scream…”
She sliced it across my chest, causing blood to erupt.
“…you get cut up!”
I looked towards Rainbow Dash. There was no doubt she was dead, this time; Pinkie had dug the scissors she was using for her tongue into her eye socket.
“And look! You made me kill Dashie! I wanted to have so much more fun with her…it’s only been five hours since I’ve been playing with her…but, you…” She drew me close, and brought the blade close to my testicles.
“You can entertain me for a loooong time.”
She hooked me back up, this time to metal bonds, and began to suck me off. I had already lost a decent amount of blood, and having some go to my erection didn’t help matters. Once it was nice and long, Pinkie stopped sucking.
No…please tell me she isn’t…No, NO NO NO NO!
She drew her arm back and sliced through my penis, chopping it clean off.
I couldn’t help myself but scream with expletives, causing Pinkie to lop off my leg and give me several cuts around my chest. I cried softly, knowing that I failed Rainbow Dash and everypony else who had been subjected to Pinkie’s torture.
I should have just ran...
She pulled out a large buzz saw and revved it up quickly.
“Hey, Earth? Why do they call it a buzzsaw?” She threw the buzzsaw carelessly behind her, causing it to land in Rainbow Dash and slice right through her dead body. She withdrew a canister of bees from out of nowhere. “Buzzing is what these bees do. And that’s a saw. I don’t get it.” She got a box and shook up the canister of bee’s good.
“What are you…going to do?”
She put the box around my groin and cut an opening into it. With one last final shake, she opened the canister and let loose the bees to attack what was left of my groin.
“NOOO!...Why…?! Argh…!!!” I sobbed.
“Playing with boys is so much more fun than with girls! There’s a lot more that you can do with them!” Pinkie said innocently.
“Y-You’re a bitch…” I muttered silently.
She went over to nearby furnace and extracted two hot nails. She put gloves on and sadistically looked at me. “I normally use four. One for each limb…but you only have two left! Oh well.” She lined up the shot and drove the nails straight through my arm and leg, going through the bone.
Pinkie’s voice was drowned out by the sound of my own heartbeat. It got to a point where that was the only thing I could hear.
Everything became a haze, but I still felt cuts and lashes being added to my body. I passed out.
Sometime Later...
I woke up to the sight of a pony who was calling out my name. It was Rarity.
“Earth…!? By Celestia, you’re still alive?!”
“Pinkie…crazy…” I chuckled, wondering how I looked. I could tell I still had both eyes.
“I know it’s Pinkie…” she said glumly, and I took note her mane was very rugged and her horn was gone. Curiously, however, she had no cuts; she must be quite the trooper.
I was about to tell her to escape when I noted the bonds were metal and not a frail rope.
Damn it…Rarity would have actually had a chance if I hadn’t tried to escape…I screwed it up…
I looked at her, into her worried filled eyes. I knew I needed to give her hope, even if it wasn’t true.
“I’m going to die here…heh, no dou-doubt about that…oh…but you, you still have a chance…” I then noted the rustiness around the shackles. “Yo-u’re bonds are…rusty…break out of them…and run…” I put my head down, knowing that Rarity wouldn’t escape. I then heard the sounds of metal breaking rapidly and when I looked up, Rarity was gone.
“By…By Celestia…she did i-“
I then heard a high pitch scream, a brief scuffle, and the sounds of something being dragged across the floor. Rarity was suddenly tossed directly in front of me, dead; her horn driven straight into her brain. I heard Pinkie’s laugh then, with her saying “…and if you try to escape, you DIE! Then, nopony has fun…” Pinkie emerged from the darkness and grinned evilly at me, cleaver at the ready. The final words of my life were, “I wonder if you taste any different than normal ponies!”
The blade grew closer.
And my vision turned black.
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