So, Pinkie and I went into the EverFree Forest, and we managed to find three blue mushrooms, four red mushrooms, and some kind of frog that looked like an orange in under three hours. We were trotting along to the exit when Pinkie suddenly rubbed up against me. “You know”, she started, “I think you’re kinda cute.” I instantly remembered my encounter with Luna and how awkward that almost got. “Ah…That’s very nice of you to say, Pinkie.” I looked at her and she looked at me. “Y-You’re kind of cute too.” I nervously stammered. I hoped it wouldn't go any further than that, as I was pretty horrible when it came to talking with girls. “That’s nice of YOU to say…err…”

“Earth.”

“Oh! That’s your name! You know, I’m an Earth Pony! In a way…” she got even closer to me and seductively said, “…we’re practically MADE for each other!” I was suddenly overcome with the strongest desire to vomit everywhere, and I did so after excusing myself. When I got back on the trail, Pinkie was lying in a very…suggestive manner with her hind end shaking everywhere. “Oh no, Earth, I seemed to have dropped the ingredients everywhere…” I clearly noticed the mushroom placed directly below her crotch. “Could you pick up any mushrooms you find?” I facehoofed and didn't entirely know what to do. I’m a human. My body? Not so much. But my SOUL, my SOUL is human!

But the Demon on the other side said Oh come on bud. This is your chance! Nail her! Pin her to the ground!

The Angel resumed his side Don’t do it! This isn't morally acceptable! You’ll regret this!

Trembling, I reached for the mushroom below her. She instantly sat down when my hoof was underneath her, and I could feel the moist warmth. “EeeeAWAWWHAH!” I screamed, quickly withdrawing my hoof. It was still damp. She rolled on her back and then spread her hind hooves apart. “Oh, sweet Celestia, what in the hell is going on?!” I demanded, covering my eyes. “Pinkie, Mrs. Cake would KILL me if I did anything with you!” Suddenly I could feel a hoof on my lower body. No I thought No. You can resist! You CAN’T resist! Come on, Earth, you…CAN…resist!

All the struggling was inevitable, as I felt the familiar rising feeling again.

I decided to quickly NOPE the hell out of there, but I could still hear Pinkie Pie behind me. When I glanced back, I saw her hopping towards me, and she was hopping faster than I could run. I looked ahead of me again and began to both laugh and cry at my predicament. The laughter was because of the crazy pink pony behind me while the crying was because I had the feeling I wasn't going to escape. She finally managed to tackle me and pin me against the forest ground. Here goes my pony virginity…maybe it’ll be good? As I stared into Pinkie’s massive blue eyes, my heart rate slowed and I became calmer. I smiled at her, and she smiled back. “I’m uh…new at this pony love…so uh, don’t judge me too harshly, eh?” I told Pinkie Pie. She nodded and quietly said “I know. Me too.” She then looked at me with those massive blue eyes and I apologized for trying to run. I didn't realize how much I had hurt her feelings until I saw her eyes. She nodded slowly and then I drew her head close to mine, rubbing our muzzles together. I felt the rising feeling again, and it bumped into something moist. Pinkie Pie was visibly embarrassed, but when she saw that I was too, she calmed down and asked “Are you ready?” I nodded, not knowing how this experience would be. She thrust down and engulfed my shaft whole. “Hurk!” I said, more in amazement than pain; Pinkie Pie was incredibly tight. Pinkie Pie bounced up and down, sighing lightly with pleasure. I put my hooves around her hips and gently pushed down and pulled up in rhythm with her movement. I flipped her over and put her on her back. My mind quickly flashed back to Rainbow Dash that day. I suddenly realized that I had a minor erection at that moment too. I was surprised that nopony else saw it. No wonder…I thought I saw ponies in similar positions to ours. The only difference was… my thoughts trailed off as I re-focused on thrusting back and forth. Pinkie placed her hooves around my shoulders and brought me close for a passionate kiss. I realized that I couldn't keep it held for much longer, and told Pinkie of the coming storm. She nodded in reply but couldn't actually say anything, her eyes watering with pleasure and her tongue hanging out. I pulled out and sprayed cum all over the trees, wildlife, bushes, and generally over Pinkie Pie herself. I sat down, exhausted. That…wasn't terribly bad. It could’ve been better… Pinkie Pie drew up beside me and slurped up the last few drops, before placing her head on my lap. “That was fun!” she said. “We should have a whole party dedicated just for sex! OOOOOOOHMIGOSH. THAT IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! Don’t you think so, Earth? Huh? Doya Doya Doya!?” I smiled and nodded weakly in reply. I was amazed to see how quickly Pinkie Pie returned to her natural partying state. We left the EverFree Forest, and continued back to the Café to make Pinkie’s Brew.

I informed Pinkie that I needed it to be exact and that I wouldn't need her help. She gave me a long kiss and winked before trotting upstairs to her room. Now that I had the ingredients, I could finally give myself wings, horns, or even…both? I thought about that deeply. Twilight Sparkle has wings and a horn. Maybe… I looked at the Transformation Book once again. I had all the ingredients I needed to make myself a Unicorn, and from there either stay a unicorn, change into an Earth Pony again, or do some risky business to attempt to turn into a pegasi. But there was no ingredient for an Alicorn. I figured I’d ask Twilight how she became an Alicorn tomorrow, but for the time being, I gave myself a horn. I had now become a Unicorn, capable of the same magic Trixie was using. “It’s time for a little payback” I said, gleefully. I proceeded up the stairs and went to bed.

Author's Note

This was the first time I wrote anything sex related. Ever. Hence, this is why Earth says "This is my first time.", as it is meant to reflect both my own personal writing